The growth history of waste Taoist

Chapter 115 Once you accept this setting, it's quite touching!

"Can't believe it...?" I stayed for three seconds.

Brother smiled and said, "You have an injury. The first task at this stage is to heal the injury. Chengying can't treat it. Separate actions may not keep up with your treatment."

"Then I can team up with the man. Didn't he say that he can do therapy?"

"What if the information connection is cut off?" The elder brother's answer is still sharp.

"Then Chengying Bi Xie and I are in the first team?" Bi Xie's dad's props flow!

"Do you think it's an RPG turn-based system?" My brother gave me a light look.

“......”

I was exhausted. I looked sideways and found that those people did not intend to express their opinions at all. Chengying didn't say anything. Bi Xie and the vest said that it didn't matter who to follow anyone. Instead, the old man looked at me pitifully and looked at me with a posture that he couldn't stick to me, but he also knew that he was really coming, and the combat effectiveness of Chengying's team was weak, so he suppressed his opinions and didn't say anything.

Well, this seems to be a for surestood. I struggled to think about it and try to find a more reasonable way in the arrangement. My principle is to separate Chengying from the old man. My brother's requirement is that I can neither form a team with Cheng Ying nor with the old man... In this way, the fixed players can only be me, the brother of Team A. , Team B is the best!

Although the vest and Bi Xie said that it doesn't matter who follows, I know the combat effectiveness of the vest. Now I have opened my vision and trained to be able to be a half-hearted Taoist priest, but I don't know much about Bi Xie's combat effectiveness... First of all, his hypocrite's appearance is not aggressive! Secondly, the Bi family's world-famous Taoist talent... Maybe it will be worse than the vest?

Well, let me think about things better. Nowadays, the prop flow is also very popular. Although Bi Xie's combat effectiveness is not good, no matter how useless he is, he is still a celebrity in our Taoist world. You can add V by opening a Sina Weibo! So I think he can make a heart attack on his blurred face by carrying an enhanced camera.

speak...speak...come back...

Since Bi Xie has so many props that can be carried, should I also consider low prices and search for points from him for free? Those third-rate Taoists on TV all held the Taoist charms and charmed the soul bells and swayed around. Am I also shamelessly learning from them?

If you have props, you don't have to be a fool. Since throwing poop bombs at the boss can make the boss fall into an abnormal state where the BOSS can't attack decline, why should I poke and chop and cut with a sword so bitterly?

So I sneaked over to get close to Bi Xie during the meal: "Sudo-sis, what props did you bring out?"

He looked at me with a white chicken in his butt: "What? Do you want to buy it?

"How can I buy it with you? Don't you give it to me?" I stabbed him with my elbow shamelessly, "Quick, tell me what props do you have?"

"..." He sighed speechlessly, "I didn't bring anything this time. They are all the goods that the customer wants. You don't need it."

"Damn it! You said that I didn't need it before you showed it to me. Don't be so obvious if you don't want to rub props for me.

I began to roll up my sleeves to clean up Bi Xie. He sighed on his forehead depressedly: "I don't want to use it for you, problem... Do you want to use this... to push all the extra fat on your waist to your chest? Do you want to use the props that transfer the melanin that forms dark circles to your hair?

"Why not!!" I said with the vest, "Take out as much as you want for me. Hurry up!" Women will never think that their breasts are small!

Bi Xie covered his face and looked at the side silently.

I began to look back and gossip with my brother: "You said that you are also hanging out in the world under the name of Taoist priests. How can the Bi family develop customers so well? Even this kind of prop can be studied. No wonder they are still so popular in this market.

The senior brother was also meditating: "I did hear from the elders that Bi's assets ranked first among all Taoist schools. In the past, I thought that their Taoist props were well done, but now it seems that it is really not just Taoist props."

"Sure enough, should we send a few undercover agents to Bijia to learn how to make props?" I looked at Bi Xie, who covered his face next to me and suggested to my brother very seriously, "Brother, do you want to go back and suggest to the elder? While the hypocrites are not married now, I have a good relationship with him. There should be no problem for him to sneak in and steal the teacher's skills. It's not difficult for the hypocrites to get married later! Chinese families are the male protagonists and female protagonists! At that time, Bi Xie will have no right to speak!"

"Hey, what's the marriage!" Bi Xie protested beside him, "I'm a man, okay!"

"You're right." The senior brother pondered for a moment, "Now Bi Xie still has a certain weight in talking at Bi's house. Most of them have a chance to learn about prop production. In a few years, Bi Xie will get married, and his husband will probably not promise us to go in and steal teachers."

"What kind of husband are you feeding! I'm a man, okay!? Bi Xie protested.

"But brother, although I have a good relationship with Bi Xie, I think you probably have a question mark about how much he has to say in the Bi family, because Elder Bi has always felt that Bi's photography hobby is not good. Now you can let him run back and say that some of us want to learn prop production, but I'm afraid that we can't wait for Bi Xie to marry me. They will be kicked out by the elders.

Bi Xie sighed long: "So, I'm a pure man, okay?"

No one paid attention to him, and my brother and I continued to talk. My brother asked me, "Do you have any ideas and bad ideas?"

"Damn it, brother." Personally, I expressed anger, "You said it was a bad idea before I said anything, so should I mention this opinion or not?"

"Tea, as long as we can steal the Bi Xie family's art of making props, we can do it."

"I said you two! Is it because I don't exist?" Bi Xie couldn't stand it and slapped the table.

We continued to ignore him, and I said, "I think we can let the man disguise himself and go to his house, let alone beg for marriage to Bi Xie. Even if the man is wronged, I think he is a man. If he doesn't, he can pretend to be a cat and a dog. As long as someone in the Bi family touches the dark room to make props, he will squat outside the door and look. Cheng's video is also shot from multiple angles. If you take it back and replay it again and imitate it repeatedly, idiots can learn it.

"...that's a good idea." The elder brother nodded very solemnly.

Then we smiled together and looked directly over Bi Xie.

Bi Xie clapped the table unbearably: "Have you two had enough brains? Do you really think the method of making props in my family is so easy to learn? Don't joke! Our method of making props is different from those third-rate producers outside! Do they have the left hand of God?!"

The elder man raised his head in an instant, and Chengying and the vest followed him. My brother and I also withdrew our eyes and looked at him.

Bi Xie was stunned by us. He opened his mouth but didn't say anything. He picked up his chopsticks and prepared to eat sullenly, but we obviously would not let go of this opportunity to hear the gossip. At present, he caught Bi Xie and let him confess: "God's left hand? What the hell is this? Is it a must-kill skill to grab ham sausage and beef when eating hot pot?

"Isn't it the left hand of God who won five million in the lottery?"

"I haven't heard that the Bi family has a hobby of buying lottery tickets. Is it necessary to win the prize by scratching the invoice?" The elder brother thought for a moment, and then looked shocked: "Bi Xie, your family is really too dark! How can you use this method to fake invoice props to make the restaurant cash back?

"Who the hell told you that God's left hand is to forge invoice props!" Bi Xie lifted the table and said, "Let's just attach the spiritual power in our body to the props with our left hand, okay?" Don't tell me that you don't know that the Bi family is not good at offensive Taoism!"

"I know." The elder brother nodded calmly, "Is it because you are not good at offensive Taoism that the props made by attaching spiritual power to the props with your left hand are stronger than those made by others?"

"That's about it." Bi Xie looks a little depressed. God's left hand should be the secret of the Bi family's making props. Although we laymen know what to do with him, he is still a little nervous when he suddenly shakes like this. After saying that, he added urgently, "Don't tell anyone."

"Don't worry about this, even if I say it, others will only make up for the Bi family to have more skills added by God." I calmly picked up my chopsticks to pick up the dishes and firmly put the last chopsticks of Beijing Roast Duck on my plate.

Bi Xie burst into tears next to him.

The opinion of group training has also been decided, and the senior brother guided the waistcoat to accompany Bi Xie to practice. Because I was injured and had not recovered, I sat next to Chengying and watched the battle with melon seeds.

Bi's hypocrites are really worthy of being a prop faction. She calmly took out a camera in front of everyone, and then looked at the old man who took out the long gun and nodded calmly: "Come on."

The man's black line instantly covered his face speechlessly: "Can I ask before starting the fight... Is your weapon the camera?"

"Yes." Bi Xie nodded calmly, "What's wrong?"

"There's nothing wrong with the camera..................how to play it." The man was about to cry: "Are you going to press the shooting button at me at the moment I rushed up?"

"Yes." Bi Xie was still very calm, "How do you know?"

The old man burst into tears, threw away his long gun and rushed at me: "Mo Yuan, I won't practice anymore! I can't practice against this kind of opponent! Please let me fight with Chengying, please!"

"Uh..." I was also speechless, but I still raised my hand and touched the old man's head. "Good boy, don't cry. Don't underestimate Bi Xie. He has a strong weapon. Before, you were busy checking the information and didn't have time to tell you that Bi Xie's camera was modified with spiritual power and could seal the other party's spiritual power after shooting at the target. Although this function sounds very sci-fi, it is still very practical. After all, our attacks sometimes can't reduce the spiritual power of the other party... Well, don't cry."

I touched the head of the old man, thought about it, and slowly added, "If it really doesn't work, try to hypnotize yourself... Come and read with me: Although the weapon in that guy's hand seems to be laughing at my personality and insulting my IQ, once you accept this setting, It's... quite touching!"