Chapter 17 Eat Tofu for Free

Really?!

Su Qingxue frowned slightly. This flower elf was fabricated by himself. Did this little fool really see it?! Doesn't it really fulfill what the old man often says?! Only elves can be seen in children's eyes~

"Oh? Did Your Highness really see it? Where is it?"

"Here!"

Mu Qingfeng raised his hand excitedly and pointed straight to Su Qingxue with his fingertips.

"No~ is you!"

"Me?!"

So, the flower elf in his eyes is me?

Su Qingxue couldn't help but be stunned, but a different sweetness surged up in her heart. Thinking that he is still perfect in his heart, he even compares himself to a flower elf~

At the sweet moment of Su Qingxue, Mu Qingfeng's next sentence almost choked Su Qingxue halfway.

"Flower elf, come on! Let's grow dolls!"

Seeing that Su Qingxue was stunned in place, Mu Qingfeng announced more loudly:

"Flower elf, Su Qingxue, come on~ Let's grow dolls together! I want to grow dolls under the peach blossom rain! Breeding dolls, bare ass, riding horses~"

The loud confession, ** words, and blushing requests have echoed in the whole backyard.

For a while, the ambiguous atmosphere froze.

The servants who were serving beside them blushed when they heard the words. Some covered their faces and smiled secretly, some held their breath and suppressed their smiles, and even couldn't help laughing.

"What are you laughing at? What to look at? Go away! I want to grow dolls alone with the flower elf~"

"Yes, yes, the little ones quit~"

Listening to the prince's declaration, it was inconvenient for the attendants to stay and found an excuse to leave. At this time, Shuang'er, who came, was also blushed and heartbeat by these words, and then could only retreat away with the attendants.

At this time, Su Qingxue was like a bolt from the blue! The original beautiful and pure wonderful picture was smashed like glass, and in an instant, pieces peeled off.

How can there be such a stupid prince, Your Highness!

Oh, my God! Forget it, you are still a bold and lustful!

In broad daylight, the attendants were emptied and claimed to "plant dolls" with great fanfare. And while promoting "planting dolls", the subsequent ** naked notes have been added!

"Doll, bare fart, horse riding~"

Your Highness, do you still want to live? Even if there are field scenes of "dolls" in some island films, they are not so blatant?!

Su Qingxue only felt that there were thunderstorms and countless black lines on her head, and she almost vomited blood and died!

Brother, don't play like this~

If someone knows that one day, a modern female agent is not killed, but choked, thundered, pissed off, and collapsed by some fool's words. What a tragic and magnificent scene~

Well, if I can play Legends of the Three Kingdoms at this time, my only requirement is, can you give me a flash? I want to escape from here.

Your Highness, I'm convinced of you. Please forgive me!

But where did His Royal Highness stop? After making shocking remarks, another warning began. The next words can only be more exciting and shocking.

"Flower elf, I'm a bird~ I want to fly down! Wait for me! When I fly down, I will grow dolls with you! There are also small flowers together~~"

fainted, the thunder just now was not enough, but now the thunder is more thorough. Unexpectedly, he said that he was a bird, poom, a little stupid meat bird! And little flowers, please, it's a dog! God, don't toss people.

This little stupid meat bird really treats itself like a bird?! It is said that soon, this stupid little meat bird actually waved its pair of small meat wings and pressed down with a "poof".

Damn it, you stupid bird! Saying that you are a stupid bird, do you really think you are a bird that can fly?!

If you fall down like this, you are really not afraid of death~ Please don't test my patience again!

It's so depressing. Can you save him?!

Now, the attendants are present, especially the pair. If they have something to save him quickly, they will definitely expose their skills and make people suspicious. But if he gets out, he flashes aside and doesn't save him, and let the stupid prince fall straight down from the tree. Then he either broke his leg or broke his face. At that time, he would be really miserable!

What should I do when I see that Mu Qingfeng's feet have left the tree?

Save or not?

At this time, Mu Qingfeng had already rushed down head-on and straight down to the ground.

At this critical moment, Su Qingxue still quickly dodged in front of him regardless of her life, and acted as a living meat pad.

Well, Your Highness the Little Stupid Bird Prince, Su Qingxue owes you in his last life!

Just when Mu Qingfeng's whole body was pressed down, Mu Qingfeng's mouth smiled with a satisfied smile. The next moment, under the weight, my eyes were black and my forehead hurt.

What's more, it seems that something very soft and moist is sticking to one of its ** parts. And someone's enchanting face is also endlessly enlarged in front of his eyes.

Soft! Soft and delicate touch, warm and smooth. The four delicate pieces are close to each other, and you can even feel the fragrance of each other like orchids, and their breaths emit different **, as if time is still. A few seconds after the flash, Su Qingxue realized that a stupid meat bird was still lying on her body! Moreover, it also clings to his lips?! The four eyes were facing each other, and their cheeks turned red involuntarily. Su Qingxue's beautiful pupils suddenly stared at a stupid meat bird that was close to her skin.

Oh, my God! Is this my first kiss?!

Didn't you say that the first kiss is beautiful and sweet?

Why did it happen on your own head? It's really such a sudden and unexpected kiss! This is really a TNND scam~

Su Qingxue, Su Qingxue, why are you so unlucky?! I think I am the number one beauty agent in modern times, and there are countless suitors, but because of my high status, good skills and power, so far no one can really see me.

In order to maintain the perfect image of his agent, he also insists on being deficient rather than promiscuous. For so many years, he has been guarding himself like jade.

As a result, the first kiss, which was finally well preserved, was so gorgeously eaten up by His Royal Highness this little stupid meat bird?!

My first kiss is gone?! God, even if he and I have the name of husband and wife, there is no truth of husband and wife at all! Can't my first kiss be better?!

I suppressed too much anger, but I couldn't help overflowing.

"Damn it, my first kiss!"

Su Qingxue lowered her curse, but she couldn't escape Mu Qingfeng's ears. A trace of surprise and smile flashed in Mu Qingfeng's drooping eyes.

Su Qingxue recovered and quickly pushed away Mu Qingfeng, who was pressing on her body. The jade hand unconsciously raised and covered his lips, and his chest fluctuated up and down. He only felt that Dantian was surging a true qi that was difficult to calm down. He really wanted to rush up and choke someone's neck. But when I thought of my identity, I didn't dare to be angry, so I had to take a deep breath all the time.

It's really a mute who eats Huanglian, and I can't say anything!

Su Qingxue could only stare at a stupid meat bird fiercely and was about to get up and want to leave angrily. But at this time, after a small meat bird was pushed away by Su Qingxue, it actually cried!

Crying?! Your Royal Highness, you still have the face to cry?! I am the victim! Am I about to cry?

If there is no one next to him, if he is not a fool, if he is not innocently bullied by the national teacher, Su Qingxue really wants to end this girl directly on the spot, choke his throat and kill him with one move, so as not to leave a stupid bird and continue to harm himself here!

But God did not give this opportunity. Su Qingxue could only suppress the anger in her heart, bit her lower lip, and asked in a soft tone:

"Your Highness, why are you crying?"

"Woo-woo~ My forehead hurts so much, and my feet hurt even more! It's all you. When you pushed me away, it hurt me so much! You compensate me! 555~”

Fat pain?! Did you push him too hard just now and cut the ankle of His Royal Highness the stupid meat bird?

Su Qingxue's eyebrows tightened and she wanted to reach out to investigate the injury.

"Okay, come on, show me, okay?"

"No, you hurt me! Look, you want to hurt me, right?! Little flower! She bullied me!"

"I'm not bullying you, I'm worried about your foot injury. Let me have a look, I'll check it for you, and you won't hurt! Don't you think Xiaohua doesn't hurt?"

"No, Xiaohua shouted for pain just now! You bully me, I don't want you to see it~ If you watch it again, I'll bite you!"

The next moment, when Su Qingxue's wrist touched a stupid meat bird, he really took a bite and wanted to be on Su Qingxue's fat-like wrist.

The bite was not deep, but it still caught Su Qingxue off guard. When Su Qingxue came back and withdrew her wrist, her wrist was full of wet saliva and a row of neat tooth marks.

Su Qingxue is really convinced by him. It's not easy to scold, and it's not easy to beat!

It's really aggrieved. What the hell?!

Su Qingxue's eyes flashed with displeasure, but she still sounded angrily:

"Are you a dog?"

Mu Qingfeng's eyes widened when he heard the words, and answered Su Qingxue solemnly and proudly:

"I learned from Xiaohua! Awesome! Wang Wang~"

Three fake dog barks really made Su Qingxue speechless.

At this time, Su Qingxue has deeply understood the true meaning of a sentence:

Never argue with an idiot, because he will bring your IQ to the same level as him, and then beat you with his rich experience.

Well, I, Su Qingxue, never admit defeat! But in front of a stupid meat bird, can't I admit defeat and completely admit defeat?!

The serious mental frustration of being tossed by the stupid meat bird and the lost tragedy of losing her precious first kiss tortured Su Qingxue's original strong and cold heart.