Chapter 115 Dark Chencang
Su Qingxue briefly named the key point and tried to scare Mu Qingfeng away.
Because Su Qingxue's heart is the clearest, Mu Qingfeng usually emphasizes cleanliness and tidyness. Although sometimes when he pretends to be stupid and cute, he will make his clothes a little dirty, but then he will quickly change it and restore it clean and tidy when he goes back. Besides, at least he is also a prince, delicate and expensive, how can he endure his tricky way to enter the palace?
Originally, this method was an extraordinary move that came up in order to transport the emperor out of the palace and at the critical moment of life and death. For Mu Qingfeng, there is no need to wrong himself at this point.
But he...
"I know."
The face remains unchanged, and the answer is still short.
At this time, Su Qingxue's eyebrows had been twisted. For such Mu Qingfeng, he really didn't understand why this guy was so persistent. Is he crazy?
"However, this bucket will be smelly and dirty. Are you sure you can really..."
"Yes!"
Mu Qingfeng didn't seem to put the dung bucket in his heart at all. He insisted and glanced at Su Qingxue with some provocative eyes.
A prince was willing to hide in the dung bucket when he entered the palace.
Su Qingxue really didn't expect him to do this for himself
One move. But now that this has been said, Su Qingxue naturally can't refuse any more. She squeezed her thin lips and reluctantly nod to agree.
"Well, I'll let Lu Fan prepare and act tonight. However, it was agreed in advance that you can't act without permission after entering the palace. You should listen to my command and follow the plan.
"It's a deal."
Then, for the rest of the day, Su Qingxue quickly asked Lu Fan to prepare everything, just waiting for the night to come.
At midnight, Su Qingxue disguised as a little eunuch and came to the palace gate with the dung truck of the palace.
Just as he was about to go in, he was stopped by the guard.
"I said, old man, why is it so late today? It's delayed. You should know that the rules in the palace can't be broken!"
The old man who dragged the dung saw this and hurried forward to bow to the bodyguard.
"Don't be surprised, the old man, I fell down today, and my back hurts badly. This is not just a plaster, so it's delayed. Please don't blame me.
With that, he came forward and secretly stuffed a small ingot of silver into the bodyguard's hand.
The bodyguard just raised his eyebrows, and a trace of glitz flashed in his eyes.
"Well, it's not easy for you to see old arms and legs. Forget it if you arrive late this time. However, the routine investigation is still needed.
"That's it, sir, please have a look."
The old man who towed the dung hurriedly climbed up the dung truck and lifted the lid of one of the dung buckets in the dung truck.
In an instant, the stinky smelled, and the patrol guards also frowned and covered their noses.
"Why is it so stinky today?"
"Excuse me, the more smelly the manure is, the better the flower fat! I'm used to the old man, but I've worked hard.
At random, the old man handed the dung wredding stick to the bodyguard.
"Master, please."
The guard frowned, twisted a few fingers in disgust, and symbolically stirred a few times in the dung bucket that opened the lid.
It's just that this stirring doesn't matter. Suddenly, the smell of the stench increased more than much, and the stench gushed out of the bucket and immediately spread. The bodyguards standing aside smelled the smell, and some could not even stand the smell and had nausea and vomiting.
Immediately, the bodyguard below waved his hand to the person checking.
"I said, that's enough! You want to smoke people to death! What kind of feces, how can it smell so bad?!"
Seeing such a big reaction from the bodyguard, the old man also hurriedly persuaded:
"Master, I'm sorry. Old man, I've been in the dunghill all day long, and I've been used to the smell. By the way, the official still has a bucket. Do you want to check it again?!"
With that, the old man slowly moved forward and removed the lid of the bucket.
A more stench floated out.
"Master, you see, do you still need..."
The smell of nausea made the bodyguard squeeze his nose tightly.
I glanced at the feces rippling in the dung bucket, and my eyes were full of disgust.
"Come on, let him go! If you stir up any more, do you want to smoke your brothers to death?!"
The bodyguard beside him had covered his nose and began to complain, and his face was full of contempt.
The bodyguard who checked has been disturbed by the stench for a long time and did not want to continue, but due to the presence of his companions, he had to pretend and perfunctory according to the rules of the palace. Now when I see my companions talking like this, and there is nothing unusual, I naturally push the boat along the water.
"Okay, since you all say so, I don't think there's anything unusual, that's it!"
The next moment, he hurriedly threw the stick back into the old man's hand and waved his hand in disgust to let him pass.
"Old man, let's go!"
"Yes, it's the official."
The old man hurriedly closed the lid of the dung bucket and got off the dung truck to prepare for the road.
However, just as the old man was about to drive the dung truck to enter the palace, the bodyguard suddenly stopped him again.
"Wait!"
"Master, what else?! Do you still need to check the bucket?"
The bodyguard raised his eyebrows slightly, and a trace of abnormality flashed in his eyes.
"It's not about the dung bucket, but people!"
"People?! It's still my old bone!"
"Old man, I'm not talking about you! It means the little boy around you!"
As the bodyguard spoke, he walked into the child's side and got closer and closer step by step. The bodyguard deliberately lowered his head to see the child's appearance, but the child naturally lowered his head.
Of course, the child at this time was naturally made up by Su Qingxue.
"Oh, when can even people like you bring a child around?! Come on, show me what it looks like."
With that, the bodyguard wanted to reach over.
However, the old man immediately stopped the child behind him.
"Master, this child is my child. The eunuch in charge of the palace saw that my old bones were almost unable to move, so he asked me to find someone I could trust to replace my job. I don't want to take my son here to have a try. If it works, I can let him replace my old bone in the future. It can also be regarded as a good job for him, and please make it convenient for you.
The old man bowed his waist and stuffed an ingot of silver into the hands of the bodyguard.
The guard took the silver in his hand, but the corners of his mouth pulled a smile.
"It's good to say, it's good to say that since he is in charge of eunuchs, there must be a waist card like this, right?"
"Oh, waist cards, some. Come on, hurry up and show the waist card to the official.
"Yes!"
Su Qingxue quickly untied the waist card and handed it to the bodyguard.
The bodyguard glanced at the waist card, and his eyes returned to Su Qingxue, who was hiding behind the old man.
"There is no problem with the waist card. However, it's always indescable to enter the palace without letting me see what it looks like, right?! In case someone wants to muddle through, it's not good. Besides, sooner or later, he will go to the palace alone. It's too strange for us to see..."
"The official forgives you, how dare you! The child has only been lonely and afraid of strangers since he was a child. In addition, my son's appearance is too scary and he is afraid of abruptly, that's why he is like this. Please don't blame him!"
The old man said as he pulled Su Qingxue's sleeves forward.
Su Qingxue pretended to be timid and hid behind the old man.
"Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, let the official have a look!"
"Yes."
When the bodyguard tilted his head and was trying to see it clearly, Su Qingxue immediately raised her head.
At this time, after careful makeup, Su Qingxue appeared a large red and swollen scar on her left face, which seemed to have pus, and her right face was a scar. Her face was very frightening and disgusting.
"Wow, how can it be so ugly?"
The bodyguard was so scared that he retreated after being dressed up by Su Qingxue. Some of the guards on the side looked at it and whispered:
"Do you think it will be contagious on his face?"
"It's hard to say, let's stay away."
Seeing the guards retreating one after another, Su Qingxue and the old man hurriedly knelt down.
"The official's forgiveness shocked the officials."
"He, will he be contagious?! Don't be so scary next time!"
"Don't worry, the child is just a little ugly and will never be infected."
"All right, you guys go in quickly! Stop talking nonsense."
The bodyguard was first half-dead by the stench of the dung bucket, and then encountered such a terrible appearance, which really upset his appetite. Then, he waved his hand repeatedly to signal the old man to enter the palace.
The old man and Su Qingxue naturally met and hurriedly drove the dung truck into the palace after bowing their heads.
After entering the palace, it went smoothly all the way to the deep palace. After removing the dung bucket and removing the left and right. Su Qingxue just motioned the old man to help and poured out one bucket of manure.
It's just that the design of another bucket is extremely exquisite. It looks like a bucket of manure, but the poured manure only occupies less than a quarter of the bucket, and the remaining three quarters are dark.
After removing the dung water, Su Qingxue hurriedly opened the dark compartment. Just now when it was unlocked and opened, Mu Qingfeng stood up from it in an instant.
It's just that the originally handsome face has become red, and it seems that the air inside is too turbid and stinky. No wonder, in the dark compartment of this dung bucket, only some gaps were left for him to breathe. There is feces around, and some feces will penetrate down. Someone who used to love cleanliness so much has tried his best to endure everything this time.
Looking at Mu Qingfeng's appearance, Su Qingxue couldn't help laughing.
"Are you still laughing?!"
Seeing the smile on Su Qingxue's face, her face turned even more gloomy.
The next moment, Su Qingxue bit her lower lip, stopped laughing, and then turned over a set of eunuch clothes from behind the dung truck and delivered it to Mu Qingfeng.
"Change it!"
After a while, Su Qingxue and Mu Qingfeng changed their clothes.
"Uncle, it's really hard for you. In an hour, we'll come here again."
"Princess, don't worry. The old slave received such favors from the princess, and he will definitely repay him in a spring.
"Okay, let's go."
An hour was very precious. Naturally, Su Qingxue and Mu Qingfeng ran straight to the emperor's bedroom without delay for a moment.