Chapter 68 The Farce of Comedy
Gui Guzi shook the fan in his hand and lay on the master's chair, humming strange songs from time to time, as if he was leisurely and comfortable.
"Master, Master... Qiao Yun is back and Qiao Yun is back. When Yu Yanxin saw Qiao Yun and the old goat slowly walking towards the valley, she squeezed out a joyous smile on her porcelain-like jade face and walked quickly to Guiguzi with a long skirt.
"What? Qiao Yun is back? Girl, quickly hide the master's elixir, and don't let the greedy beast steal it. As soon as Gui Guzi heard the news of Qiao Yun's return, he immediately jumped over and immediately thought that it was the elixir he had refined.
When I saw the panicked Guiguzi, the eyes of the black loach on Qiao Yun's shoulder glowed, and the two small claws came to Guiguzi with a golden streamer holding a colorful divine wood and hurriedly said: "Old man, how many elixirs have been refined in the past six months? Hurry up and take them all of them out. I After the black manga is satisfied, it will naturally not embarrass you.
Now there are colorful divine trees as support. In front of Guiguzi, the black mandarin also poses a righteous and awe-inspiring appearance.
"You little guy dare to come here. Last time you stole the elixir, I haven't settled with you yet. I didn't expect you to come again today." A pair of old eyes were bigger than the bull's eyes, and Gui Guzi shouted angrily.
The black manip put on an innocent look and defended; "Old man, don't say it so seriously. The elixir you refined is nothing more than to take out and eat. I'm just to help you eat more so that you won't be full."
When he heard the words of the 'great righteousness' of the black mandarin, Gui Guzi was so angry that he almost vomited blood, and his old face became ferocious. "Little guy, believe it or not, I've been locked you in a black cage for a year and a half."
The black roach raised its head and looked disdainful, saying without hurry; "Old man, now my black roach is not so easy to bully. If you don't believe it, you can take a look at the power of Shenmu in my hand..." Speaking of this, the colorful divine wood waved at a half-human-high stone, and the light was bright, and the colorful light sank into the stone. Immediately, there was a deafening explosion, and the stone turned into dust all over the sky.
When he saw the strong power of the colorful divine wood, Gui Guzi also looked at the colorful divine wood in his arms and said cautiously, "Little guy, where did this piece of wood come from? How can there be such a great power?
The disdainful eyes glanced at the stunned Guiguzi, and the black man said proudly, "What kind of wood, this is the colorful divine wood. It was left for me by my father. Not to mention you, the old man was beaten by the colorful divine wood in my hand." With that, the black mandarin pointed to the old goat that was slowly coming.
"Your father left it? So, little guy, do you know your own background?" Gui Guzi hurriedly asked when he heard that the colorful divine wood in his hand was left by his father.
"This... I don't know. All I know is that my father and mother are dead, and now there is only one person left. The black mandart pretended to be sad, but cunning eyes floated in his dark little eyes and said slowly, "Old man, you see that I am alone. You sympathize with me and take out some elixir so that I can eat enough to avenge my father and mother."
Gui Guzi immediately shouted, "You little guy, don't think there is a powerful piece of wood, I'm afraid of you. Get out of here quickly, or I won't be polite."
When she saw the childish ghost valley, Yu Yanxin hurriedly persuaded her: "Master, don't be angry. Although this little beast is a little greedy, it is adorable and does not cause much harm..."
"Isn't it big? My efforts have been ruined by this little guy for several years. Gui Guzi said angrily.
When looking at the angry Guiguzi, Qiao Yun hurried over and said with a smile, "Senior, the black man has just offended you rudely, and the younger generation is here to apologize for him."
"Come on, come on, don't say so many compliments here." Gui Guzi waved his palm tirelessly and said disdainfully.
Her head was slightly biased towards Yu Yanxin, and she spit out her tongue to herself, glanced at Gui Guzi helplessly, and shrugged her hands helplessly...
A pair**. The lewd old eyes looked carefully at Yuyanxin's delicate body, and the old goat's saliva almost flowed out. He secretly licked his tongue for a moment and said slowly, "Kid, you are blessed. I didn't expect that there was such a beautiful little beauty. Unfortunately, he stayed in the depths of the desolate sunset mountains all year round. If he was injured by wolves, insects, tigers and leopards. Not to mention your heartache, even my old man's heart is bleeding... Oh, no, no, hey, it's my heartache for you. Seeing Qiao Yun's sudden change of expression, the old goat immediately argued and smiled.
Ghost Valley's eyes were wide open, and he looked at the short and rickety old man with angry eyes. His thin old face was full of obscene expressions, a pair of **. Dirty eyes looked at her precious female apprentice, as if she had used her eyes to blashem Yu Yanxin.
"Kid, where did you find such an old man**. Stick? Are you so old and so obsessed? Gui Guzi immediately pulled Yu Yanxin behind him, looked at the old goat angrily, and shouted at Qiao Yunshu.
"Uh, this..." Qiao Yun wiped the cold sweat on his forehead and didn't know how to answer Gui Guzi's question.
The old goat did not look ashamed at all. He squeezed out a charming smile on his thin old face and said, "As the saying goes, I am old and my heart is not old. Although I am old, I have a young heart. In terms of age and generation, you old man has to call me an ancestor. It's better to be humble in front of your elders.
Have you seen a shameless person, but you have never seen such a shameless old man? Guiguzi was so angry that he almost smoked and poked his fingers and shouted for forgiveness; "Old bastard, don't lean on the old man in front of my Guiguzi. If you have to, I'll let you crawl away from this valley."
"Oh, is there anyone like you who talks to old people?" The old goat relies on the old way of selling old people.
"Forget it, I'm too lazy to argue with a shameless old bastard like you." Guiguzi was also angry and immediately shouted to Qiao Yun, "You stinky boy, take the little guy and this shameless old bastard out of here quickly. I really don't know who you are friends with. The little beast is greedy, and even the short old man is so lustful..."
Qiao Yun also smiled bitterly in his heart and quickly stopped the old goat who was about to speak and explained, "Senior, this time the younger generation did not intend to disturb the valley, but I passed by here to visit you and Yan Xin. The misunderstanding just now, the younger generation is here to compensate for the two of them.
"Master, Qiao Yun also came to visit us with good intentions, and there is no malice. You don't have to be so angry." Danfeng glanced at Qiao Yun with full eyes, and Yu Yanxin hurriedly persuaded Gui Guzi.
"Is this girl's elbow turned outward? How dare you say good things for this guy? Dead girl, you didn't see this old**. How hateful is the stick and that little guy? Gui Guzi shouted for forgiveness.
"Old man, you can eat indiscriminately, and you can't talk nonsense. My old goat is a little fond of little beauty, but it's not as ugly as you said. After hearing Gui Guzi's words, the old goat rolled his eyes and stopped without panic.
Gui Guzi shouted; "You old man, how dare you say here that the precious apprentice with squinting eyes just now, if I hadn't been here, I'm afraid I would have wanted to hit my apprentice's attention long ago."
"Okay, don't say so much." When he heard the debate between Gui Guzi and the old goat here, Qiao Yun's head was big several times.
Qiao Yun held a fist; "Senior, there is no malice when the younger generation comes here today. The previous agreement, the younger generation will do it for you. If nothing happens, the younger generation will leave with them. Speaking of this, Qiao Yun, the old goat and the reluctant black roe walked to the outside of the valley.
A pair of phoenix eyes were full of great reluctance, and Yuyan shouted in a delicate voice; "Qiao Yun..."