Chapter 2 The Legend of the Heavenly Master 2 [Seven thousand more, is it awesome?]

As the saying goes, you are in a good mood and you like to see things. So much so that on this rainy day, which was previously scolded by Liu Dashao, the more I looked at it, the more poetic and picturesque it became, and it also produced such a petty bourgeois mood. ( Typical forced goods)

The light raindrops ticked on the glass window. Liu Dashao also slept in the chair for an afternoon. When he was thirsty and groped for a big teapot on the table, he found that it was time to apply.

After scratching his suit, he opened the rusty drawer and rummaged through the drawer for a long time before he found three fragrances of different lengths under several basketball magazines. Turn around and walk towards the shrine behind it. The shrine is not big, but the decoration is very exquisite and unique. The whole body is made of good red lacquer wood, and even the big incense burner is golden, which is quite elegant.

On both sides of the shrine, two candlelight swayed, and wisps of smoke rose. Strangely, what is placed in this pavilion is not a statue of a fairy Buddha, but a cartoon painted with a pencil. It is a bust of an old Taoist priest, but the level of this painter is really not flattering. The whole painting is not flat, and the whole body is crooked and messy. It is simply a three-year-old baby. The graffiti. I can only barely recognize that this old Taoist priest is probably a male animal, but still has a beard, and the rest can't be seen clearly...

Under the cartoon, there is a card, and the card is written with dragons and snakes: "The sixty-third generation of descendants of Tianshi Dao, in charge of teaching the spiritual position of Zhang En Pu."

There are quite a lot of words, and it is also difficult to read, but since Gongxiang is invited here, it must be inextricably linked to the protagonist.

What? Do you want to know why there is a cartoon on the extremely serious throne? OK, I'll ask for it.

We, Mr. Liu, said that when he, a cheap master, died, he didn't have a camera in the countryside, let alone take photos. So much so that now I can't even make a portrait, so I can only draw a portrait according to my memory. How can I say that I can do it by myself? What? Aren't you talking about people? Don't you know that Liu Dashao studied abstract art? Yes, yes, it's the Picasso kind.

Lighting the incense against the candle, Liu Dashao perfunctorily bowed to the card in the middle: "Master, it's time to eat. The market is not good these two days, so you can eat less. When I come back from work tomorrow, I will buy you a catty of braised duck arms at the sauce duck restaurant immediately.

"Squeak..." When it comes to the duck's arm, the greedy bug in Mr. Liu's stomach immediately hooked up. The two salted pigs rubbed their skins, and their saliva was about to fall off. If you want to talk about the new sauce duck restaurant next door, it's really fucking amazing! The fairy couldn't move his legs. The Jade Emperor had to go down to earth to taste it, not to mention his wall grass.

"Hey hey, at that time, it's still the same rule. I'll eat vegetables, and you smell the fragrance."

" Besides, you are so old that you can't digest if you eat too much."

After saying that, Liu Dashao chattered and inserted the incense into the incense burner. When he returned, he also took away the last apple on the table.

A little water mist appeared on Zhang Enpou's spiritual card, as if he was crying...

The Chinese nation has a long history and a long history of cultural traditions. Among them, the industry is the most extensive. If you want to make detailed statistics, there may be tens of thousands of points.

Since ancient times, the industry has been rich and noble. As the saying goes, there are 360 professions, and the industry has become the champion.

I believe that when you beat children, you will see the entrepreneurial story of this station and that station. For example, something has made a lot of money and built China's largest ecological plantation. So-and-and-so has become the CEO of the national meat factory by selling pork. So-so has been successfully listed in the United States for real estate, and so-and-so relies on family secrets. The drink formula has become a world-renowned tycoon...

Of course, compared with the successful so-and-so people in the above example, Liu Dashao is just a trivial person, a practitioner in a special industry, that's all.

Speaking of which, you should know what he does, right?

What? The turtle slave of the brothel?

Who says that special industries do that? Drag it down and beat it to death!

Cough, the book is back to the point. Although we Liu Da Shaowen can't do it, Wu can't rejuvenate the country. There are two taels of ink in my stomach and three catties of paste in my mind, but at least it is a legitimate industry. Have you seen the brand in the store? Yes, that's where the authentic business license was issued by the Industry and Commerce Bureau. Fushun Taoist Association, Fengshui Consulting Center.

What's wrong? Do you think it's small? At least it was done by Mr. Liu, who invited the eldest brother of the Industry and Commerce Bureau to drink eight tables of wine. Take the magnifying glass and just look at it!

Hey, what's the matter? What? Can't you read? Forget it, when I didn't say it.

In fact, when it comes to our Liu Dashao's career, it's complicated and easy to say. Mr. Yin and Yang, these simple four words can cover his life, so he is humble and unnoticed, but at the same time, he is full and proud, because these simple words have brought Liu Dashao a wonderful life experience and a sad and happy fate.

As the saying goes, there are many strange things in the world that we don't understand, which can't be solved by scientific means for the time being. For example, hitting evil spirits, attracting shameless (in folk, ghosts are also called 'faceless', or smoke souls, or dirty things.), borrowing corpses to return souls, reincarnation, ghost possession, etc., which cannot be explained by science.

These things that can't be solved by science can justify themselves with traditional folk customs. Therefore, there has been such a group of people since ancient times. They can deal with these strange events. People call them differently, such as jumping gods, fortune tellers, looking at each other, horse, old immortals, immortals, semi-immortals, goddesses, and evil diseases. In foreign countries, they are called yin and yang masters, exorcists and so on. The name is different, but the technique is quite similar. Because most of them shuttle between yin and yang and walk between impermanence. Or deliver a letter to the deceased relatives, or solve the feud between the living and the dead.

Of course, some of them do have real talent and learning, and are immortal and Taoist outsiders; some are full of nonsense, can only cheat, cheat, cheat, and touch someone's little daughter-in-law's hand. And our Liu Dashao is a figure between the two. If you want to say it's a liar! He is still a little capable. Why didn't he open a store, and all the blind fortune-telling people who are dozens of miles away wipe their tears and go elsewhere to make a living? Because compared with Liu Dashao, who has excellent professional quality, they can't get along! But it's not a liar! Our young master Chen only has the ability to press the bottom of the box with one or two hands. The typical Chen biting gold three axes are gone when they are used up. At the end, we still have to rely on the pit, so we take this middle value. A full bottle of water is heavy, and half a bottle of water shakes back and forth.

These days, we should keep pace with the times. Mr. Yinyang's old job is no longer popular. After all, there are not many ghosts in the streets. If you catch them all, they will be gone. If you encounter fierce ghosts or something, your life is in danger. And fortune-telling is a feudal superstition. For Liu Dashao, who would rather enter the Hall of the King of the Day or the City Management Team, he would never touch it. Both of them have been eliminated, and Liu Dashao can only sacrifice his own big killer: look at feng shui!

When it comes to feng shui, don't believe in this evil. At least it is the knowledge left by the ancestors! Take the newly married couple choosing a house as an example!

The first is that 'the wind is not suitable', and the most important thing in feng shui is "the Tibetan wind gathers the air", so it is definitely not a prosperous place where the wind is strong. The most ideal living environment is a gentle breeze, and the breeze is cool, which is in line with the way of feng shui.

The second is that it is 'it is not appropriate to rush straight to the streets and alleys', and feng feng shui is to "like to swing and avoid going straight", because the direct rush is coming sharply. If the residence is the first to take the brunt, it will be a big trouble. Don't be careless! For example, the door of the house is facing the road with integrity. The longer the road, the more dangerous it is. The more roads there are, the more disasters there will be. Therefore, some people call it "Hukou House", indicating that it is difficult to live in it.

The third article is 'the street anti-bow is not suitable'. The so-called street "anti-bow" refers to the bending of the street in front of the house, and the corner goes straight to the door. Fengshui is called "s sickle cutting waist". Such a house is not suitable to buy, and it is good to avoid it. Yangzhai Summary: If the street in front of the door is turned against, there will often be casualties, fires, persistent diseases and other things at home.

Since ancient times, there have been many allusions about feng shui. Here is a short story to relieve boredom.

In ancient times, someone's family worked diligently all day long, saved some money, decided to build a house, bought materials, and invited nearby neighbors to help. Because they lived in the nest of the poor, there were all kinds of things in the neighborhood. The bricklayers, carpenters, oilmen, and craftsmen who did not have much effort gathered together and found a few more small ones. The work started.

My family is very kind, honest, delicious, delicious, rewarding, and working fast and well. There was a carpenter in the invited neighborhood who was very jealous and thought to himself. For so many years, I saw that the sky had to light up the guy in the market. Everyone didn't have to say about building a house. He didn't have the money to repair the house. It turned out that they were all neighbors who lived together. He looked down and looked up. I didn't see how much bigger than me. How could he send it? What about money? Don't mention that he dares to spend money to build a house, but he also gives the craftsmen fried sauce noodles every day. This man's wealth is too flamboyant!

On the fifth day, the shelves of the house were up, and the walls everywhere were also up. It was time to go to the house. According to the old rules of building the house, I put on the charm, put on it, put a whip, drank wine, ate stewed meat, and sent red envelopes to the big and small workers. The carpenter was even more unhappy: he dared to eat stewed meat and send red envelopes. This is not a pose. What a recipe! It's so annoying! Dare to call me my board! I had to show him something and let him spread his money, so I went to Mr. Fengshui to find a way.

Mr. Fengshui said, "Isn't it just on the zhaper? If you put something on it, you can disperse his wealth." The carpenter asked, "What are you talking about?" Mr. Fengshui said, "You use wood to make a villain to pull a cart. The car is loaded with gold ingots carved with wood, put it on the house for him outward, and pull out gold for him every day. The house is covered with a covered with a paste. No one can see it. In less than two years, he will unconsciously lose his family." The carpenter thanked Mr. Fengshui and went back to make one and put it on the house.

After building the house, the carpenter returned home. Tiantian looked at how the family was corrupt. After two years, not only was the family not poor, but became richer and richer. The carpenter was so angry! Once when I was drinking with another carpenter who worked with me, I couldn't stand it and showed it out: "I put a little man pulling the Yuanbao cart out of his room according to Mr. Fengshui's idea. If I had to pull gold every day, I should have lost my family long ago. Why am I getting richer and richer?"

The carpenter said, "Yes! To tell you the truth, I watched his brothers help each other, and people were angry when they were prosperous. I also asked Mr. Feng Shui to give some ideas to defeat their family. Mr. Fengshui said, "You make a little man who shoots arrows with wood in the top of the gate building, and put a bow and arrows in the door - shoot his family every day, and the door building is a tile. No one can see it. In less than two years, the people in his family will be killed and injured inexplicably. 'I didn't expect you to see that now, not only did they not die or hurt, but also added a few more.' The two carpenters discussed it. This is not right. What's the idea of Mr. Fengshui? We have to find him!

The two brothers found Mr. Fengshui, and Mr. Fengshui said, "My idea is right, but who knows that you two are a family." The two brothers said, "Is it a family? Our curses are poisonous enough. One who curses him and the other curses his wealth should also be fulfilled!"

Mr. Feng Shui said, "That's not the case. If these two spells are put in one family, they will completely change their taste. Think about it, this little man wants to pull out gold out with a small car and disperse his wealth, but the little man in the roof of the gate can't help aiming at him with a bow and arrow; 'If you dare to pull it out, I'll shoot you!' That's what it means. This ingot can't go out. The wealth of this family can't go in and out. Can it not be rich?

So, the two carpenters were dumbfounded.

Although this is a joke, it also sets off the breadth of the knowledge of feng shui and its impact on our life. For more than a year, relying on my little knowledge of feng shui, our Mr. Liu has been living like a dog in this small city. At least his reputation has spread. When it comes to our Liu's name, who doesn't call 'old immortal'?

Losing the polished apple core in his hand, Liu Dashao burped comfortably and his eyes were linger. He looked at the left green dragon and right white tiger pattern he arranged one by one, and finally stopped on the card position again, condensing and not dispersing.

Looking at the three breathtaking characters of 'Tianshi Dao', Liu Dashao's lips moved, and his face, which was still smiling, immediately underwent a 360-degree transformation, and the outline of his thin hair became resolute and clear. The airflow in the air seems to have stopped at this moment, which is in sharp contrast to the previous move. It seems that the original person was divided into two people in an instant and carried out two actions.

After a while, he sighed: "Never, never? Sixty-three generations have a break! Master, is this folk song true or false? Is it really over for us, Tianshidao?

There is a lot of silence in the air, as if this sentence came from the sky. Looking at the spiritual position with a complicated look, Liu Dashao smiled bitterly, "By the way, it's over, and it's none of my business. I'm the master who hasn't eaten a meal now!"

After saying that, he shivered and pulled out a pure cotton handkerchief from his pocket, picked up the card, carefully wiped it up, and said to himself, "But there is a sentence that you are right. There are still some things that need to be done!" In those years, you didn't regret it. Today, the apprentice no longer regrets it!"

As soon as he blurted out, Liu Da Shao's tears flowed down his cheeks. At the same time, the painful past that has been deliberately buried in the heart for 20 years has also taken root and sprouted out of the fertile soil of memory.