Chapter 58 Shadow Palace
When Fan Debiao came to the coffin, Liu Dashao said to him, "The old red guard, you are the only professional household in ancient Chinese culture here. Let's see how to open the coffin!"
Fan Debiao laughed and rubbed his hands and said, "Hey hey, what a professional? I just know a little." After saying that, he went around the coffin**.
Liu Dashao saw that Fan Debiao touched it for a long time, but he didn't find any reason. He began to doubt the fat man's ability.
Liu Dashao asked Fan Debiao, "You can't understand it or not. You can't do it."
When Fan Debiao heard this, he patted the coffin and said angrily, "Damn, I didn't come in this time to worship Grandpa Mao. I'm too lucky. This coffin is his mother's seal."
Jackson listened to what Fan Debiao said and said in Fan Debiao's tone, "It's not a pleasure to be honest."
Fan Debiao was stunned as soon as he heard it and asked, "What is Chen Pi's mother flying moon?" Is this the formula for opening the coffin?
Jackson shook his head and said, "No... No, what kind of formula is this? This is your Chinese classical Chinese, which means that you are fucking unhappy. I just sighed."
The Chinese level of Liu Da Shao and Fan De Biao is basically the same level. When Jackson said this, Liu Da Shao also thought it was a formula or something. He was about to ask, but he was preempted by Fan Debiao, otherwise he would be embarrassed and said secretly, "Damn, Jackson's Mandarin is not very good. He actually presented an article in front of me and Fan Debiao, two Chinese. It's a text." I'm a little ashamed to think about this.
At that moment, he hesitated: "Don't go far, find a way to get the coffin."
Fan Debiao said, "What are you looking for? Put the explosives directly. As long as the weight is in place, it won't hurt the things inside." This guy is used to blowing up stones in the construction team. When he sees something, his first thought is to bombard him.
Liu Dashao and Jackson both agreed with Fan Debiao's proposal, so they made a rough plan and put the amount of explosives on the coffin. Just wait for Fan Debiao to light the fire, everyone jumped down.
Fan Debiao took out a fire fold in his pocket and said, "The exciting moment has come. The first inverted fight is almost successful. Comrades are ready." After saying that, he took the fire fold to point the lead. Liu Da Shao and Jackson were ready to jump.
Just then, a voice suddenly came from above my head: " Stop, don't order." Then a dark shadow hit the fire fold in Fan Debiao's hand, and the fire fold suddenly went out.
The three looked up and saw a dark shadow standing in the middle of the stone steps.
The dark shadow maintained the posture of throwing things. According to his skills, this person should be a big grass grass. Liu Dashao was surprised and happy to see this person, and there was an unspeakable feeling in his heart.
Suddenly, the man jumped, jumped down from the stone steps layer by layer, and fell beside Fan Debiao. At first glance, this man turned out to be a vegetable green insect. It seemed that he had lost all his equipment after a fierce battle. Cai Qingchong gave Liu Dashao the feeling that he was a man with brute force and didn't use his mind very much. After the blow just now, Liu Dashao's view of him has changed 360 degrees.
To be honest, Liu Dashao and the onlookers were scared enough by the blow just now. Fan Debiao suffered from it. Now he is full of cold sweat and can't recover. Jackson looks a little disapprovised, as if he knew that things would have happened long ago.
Fan Debiao knew that it was a vegetable green insect just now, and he was inevitably angry: "You can really get the caterpillar. This black light is blind, and you are not afraid to miss it!"
Before the vegetable green insect came to explain in a hurry, I saw a dark shadow quickly rush down from above. This black shadow was the big bug. Before the big green bug came, the man said first, "This coffin can't be opened. I just came up with this out of an emergency." As he spoke, he had arrived at the coffin.
Liu Dashao was about to ask something, but as soon as they stepped on the coffin, the coffin trembled. Maybe it was a little overwhelmed.
The big scorpion said, "This is not the place to talk. Let's go down and talk about it."
After saying that, he jumped off the coffin with a jump, and everyone else jumped off the coffin without neglecting.
The first time I fell down, I was completely unprepared, so I didn't feel anything. This time, I deliberately jumped down. The moment I landed, I felt that the soil layer was quite soft, the cushioning force was not simple, and I didn't feel much pressure when I jumped down from a few meters high.
After coming down, Jackson took out a few fire folds from his bag and put them into the ground to light them. Suddenly, the whole tomb lit up again. Liu Dashao looked at the big locust and the green worm. The big locust's coat was torn, his hair was fluffy, and his hat and eyes fell off. The previous old professor's grace disappeared. Now It definitely looks like an authentic tomb robber. The green worm is even more embarrassed. It was originally injured on its body. With such a toss on it, the bandage on his hand has turned into a strip, which looks like a mummy from the side.
Liu Dashao went straight in and said directly to the theme, "Big scorpion, how can you fight against that bug with your flesh and blood? Looking at you, except that you are a little embarrassed, you don't seem to be hurt.
Fan Debiao was a little impulsive and could see that he was a little too happy: "I said, the thief leaders are very good at it, and they pay attention to a few Xiaoqiang."
"Fal!" The big scorpion said, "Damn, it was just on it, and everyone was desperate. If it hadn't been for the secret weapon of the green worm, the three of us would have explained it."
Liu Dashao was a little puzzled and asked, "Secret weapons? What secret weapon?"
The big bug replied, "I don't know what that thing is. It's a potion handed down from the ancestors of the green worm family, which has the effect of deworming."
After listening to this, Fan Debiao patted his thigh and said, "Mom, can those bugs be handled with insect repellent water? If I had known, we should have prepared two bottles of toilet water, which would be more useful than anything else.
Listening to Fan Debiao's words, Liu Dashao was a little depressed. If this flower dew could disperse the touch and sting, he didn't believe it. He asked Cai Qingchong, "If you have this secret weapon, why didn't you use it earlier? It's not good to use it when you encounter a touch. Maybe everyone has gone home now.
Cai Qingchong stood aside like a bottle of statues and said coldly, "This thing can only be used once."
Isn't it enough to use it once, hey? Forget it, it's meaningless to ask more questions here, so I asked why Fan Debiao didn't blow up the coffin just now.
The big scorpion said, "I think you all know the arrangement. It's not Zhang Jiao lying in the coffin, it's just his shadow."
"Shadow?" Liu Dashao was really puzzled by this, so he asked what was going on and how he could put the shadow in the coffin.
The big scorpion explained: "The shadow I'm talking about doesn't refer to the shadow that is refracted by the human body. It is said that the practical point is a stand-in. This layout is called the shadow palace, which is an important feng shui pattern that has ascended into immortals after the death of Taoists since ancient times."
To become an immortal, the ideal of this corner is to become an immortal. The so-called immortal can live immortality. Liu Dashao sighed when he thought of this.
The big cicada lit a cigarette and then said, "There are three steps in this layout. Fengshui is called the Three Immortals. The first game is the Jiulong Corpse Carrying Bureau, but there can only be eight dragons, and the other is used to help the tomb owner soar, and it is very unlucky for the Jiulong Corpse Bureau to use only eight dragons, so it is necessary to use the first The second game, the shadow palace, is to arrange the tomb room in an upside-down situation to achieve the appropriate effect. The last game is the location of the real coffin of the tomb owner. Only the coffin of the tomb owner can be placed in the tomb room of this bureau.
Liu Dashao is very curious about tomb robbery and feng shui. After listening to the explanation, he has benefited a lot. He is really worthy of being a master of fighting in Hong Kong. He really knows a lot about feng shui numerology, but he said so much that he didn't get to the point, so he asked the big scorpion: "Why can't the coffin in this movie palace be opened? ? "
The big grassfly said, "This shadow palace is the place where the tomb is unlucky to accumulate. If the unreasonable person opens this coffin, it must be endless troubles. The degree of the corpse inside is at least green hair (Green hair: The zongzi is divided into seven levels in the goldwalk, arranged from low to high to black, white, blue, orange, green, purple, red, Distinguishing from the color of the hair, the green hair dumplings are already very amazing). This kind of tomb has a very practical use, which is to prevent theft. If the coffin is opened, even if we have three heads and six arms, we will not escape bad luck.
After listening to the big samurai, Liu Dashao couldn't help trembling. If it hadn't been for the big samurai, everyone might have been discussing the construction of the communist road with Marx. Fan Debiao was a person who didn't like to talk. Hearing everyone discuss a lot about the shadow palace, he was a little impatient and said, "What's the use of talking so much nonsense? It's enough to directly say that the real coffin is there, and the socialist modernization construction refuses to be talkative."