chapter 25
Laughter is a kind of seasoning in college campus. Without it, life begins to be boring, so students look for it bitterly. If they are not careful, they become the heaviest. College campus is no better than the entertainment circle. There can't always be all kinds of lace news to hype, and students are no better than actors. No one wants to take advantage of it to become famous. However, because of the scarcity, all kinds of embembembembsions that happen on college campuses will be spread by word of mouth and widely praised, like the continuous torrential rivers, such as the flooding of the Yellow River.
Although the farce of 'Shu Chen's son' has happened for four days, the memory of the parties involved has been very thin. Of course, this is the result that Shu Chen deliberately wants to forget, but others are still fresh in their memory. Many versions of this matter have not only spread all over the liberal arts college, but also the students of almost every college have known it, which is quite popular. The moderator of the school BBS put it at the top. It is said that the increase in the daily click rate can surpass the speed of the launch of Shenzhou 7, so when his father called, it was not surprising to wake up.
"What's the matter?" Shu Xing talked to his father, always trying to be concise, and because this phone call interrupted the meaningless but rich conversation between him and Rong Chengxian, Shu Xing had to keep up the phone call and remind herself to pay attention to his tone to avoid impatience.
"Well... I heard something," Dean Shu, who is more inclined to westernized education than father and son, put Shu Xing in an equal status with himself, so there is no sense of superiority in the traditional Chinese father-son relationship between speaking.
"Is it about Shu Chen?"
"Do you know?"
"Even you know... No one doesn't know, right?" His father is simply an academic maniac. He is immersed in a sea of books all day long. Even he knows that Shu Chen's popularity can be seen.
"Is it true?"
"Do you mean...?" Shu woke up and asked with a smile.
"You know what I mean, don't pretend to be garlic!" The voice on the other side of the phone sounds a little impatient.
"Dad," Shu woke up helplessly to help Shu Chen explain, "What you think is fake."
"Of course, it's impossible to have a child. I still know this. That... Shu Chen... Is he a comrade?"
In this era of rapid expansion of information, any obstacles that were regarded as aliens in the past are gradually being broken. The rapid development of the Internet has spread the sharing of information. Therefore, even Dean Shu, who is dedicated to learning can find relevant information.
"Dad, you are not Baidu, are you?"
"What do you mean?"
"Haven't you heard the saying 'ask Google about foreign affairs, Baidu about internal affairs, ** ask Tianya'?"
"Don't break, say - yes or no?" Knowing that his son's tongue is quite sharp, as Shu Xing gradually grows up, Dean Shu can always be surprised by Shu Xing. Although there is not much communication between their father and son, Dean Shu still knows his son.
"Of course not," Shu Chen even rejects physical contact with the same sex, let alone fall in love with the same sex.
After receiving Shu Xing's positive answer, Dean Shu finally put down the heavy stone in his heart and asked something else: "I also heard that do you want Associate Professor Rong Cheng to attend this academic seminar?"
Who on earth told his father about these messy things? Shu woke up and cursed the man to drink cold water and stuff his teeth. At the same time, he hurriedly hung up the phone on the grounds that he was about to go to class, and immediately decided not to go home in the past half month, otherwise he would be shattered endlessly.
I woke up completely and returned to the office slowly. After my father's reminder just now, I remembered that Rong Chengli still had a form to fill in.
There are few classes today, and the office is quite full of people. Not only did Rong Chengli correct the paper at his desk, but Shu Chen and Xu Xian, who always came to report, were also there. The two of them were not sitting close to each other.
As soon as Shu woke up and sat down in his seat, he heard Shu Chen say, "Teacher, please tell Xu Xian for me that I have finished reading Volume A. If he is fine, let me check it."
It is impossible for Shu Chen to call Mr. Shu Xing when there are no students. This must have been said to Rong Chengli. Shu Xing looked at the two enemies Shu Chen and Xu Xian with his elbows funny. It is estimated that Shu Chen is still angry.
In a room, but Rong Chengli was used as a microphone, which made it clear that 'I don't want to talk to you', that is, Shu Chen can do it.
The sandwich pie is really not done by human beings. Rong Chengli couldn't do it. He turned his head to look at Xu Xian and didn't say anything. He completely relied on his eyes to give instructions. He looked at the paper, then looked at Shu Chen, looked at the paper, and then looked at Shu Chen, which meant that he was asked to send the paper to Shu Chen, and then turned back to correct the paper.
About five minutes later, Xu Xian slowly stood up, walked to Shu Chen with a pile of papers, and put them on the table: "You should have almost finished giving birth. It's been so many days. It's really going to take ten months?"
"Do you still dare to presume... that word in front of me!" Shu Chen, who was not going to talk to Xu Xian, finally broke out like an angry bird who had been stolen under the comforting ridic jokes of the other party.
At this critical moment of life and death, Xu Xian raised a key question. Many years later, he knew that it was this question that saved his life: "Then how can I say 'Happy Birthday' to you on your birthday?"
Shu Chen, who was blocked, was like the black bird that would explode in the angry bird. His face was red, purple, black in purple, and burning anger in his eyes, like a weasel's sky.
Because he thought it was very interesting, Rong Chengli also put down his paper and watched the battle with Shu Xing.
The sound of the three-voice door broke the dead tranquility and also cooled some of the burning battlefield. The people in the room were either fighting or watching the battle. They ignored who was outside the door. The people outside the door pushed open the door of the office without permission, but saw four pairs of eyes looking at each other, two of them. His eyes were full of regret, and the expression in the other two pairs of eyes was unclear, but no matter how they looked at it, they felt that they had walked into the wolves.
"Brother, are you all right?" The visitor is a counselor who graduated from school this year. Shu Xing just called him and asked him to send some materials.
"What can I do?" Shu Chen has always been honest in front of outsiders. Although he is full of anger, it is not easy to attack in front of the seniors, so he has to return to his seat dejectedly.
After the counselor who sent the materials left, Shu Chen was not in the mood to continue to batch the paper, so he sat next to Rong Chengli and watched him fill in his personal information.
I didn't expect Rong Chengli's illness to get better so quickly. When I met him when I came to work today, I felt a little surprised.
Ah? Teacher, are you going to celebrate your birthday? Shu Chen suddenly raised doubts.
"Yes, it seems to be this week," the person asked didn't care much about his birthday.
"Let me calculate," Shu Chen said, breaking his fingers and began to calculate: "Yes, it's this Sunday. How is the teacher going to celebrate his birthday?" It seems that I have forgotten my taboo about the word 'sheng' and said it very naturally.
"I was in Japan at that time, so I didn't plan to celebrate it. Anyway, I'm not particularly keen on celebrating my birthday."
"But it's only once a year. If it fails, it's a pity."
"It's not a girl. I don't care much about this."
Hearing this, Shu Xing looked up at Shu Chen and raised his beautiful eyebrows. Shu Chen knew what he meant, so he glanced his head to one side and deliberately did not look at Shu Xing.
I don't know if it's because there is too much contact with romance novels. In some aspects, Shu Chen's idea is the same as that of the heroine of the girl series. For Shu Chen, who value birthdays very much, he has several birthdays every year. Naturally, his family naturally has all kinds of friends. In short, the more kindness, the better. I feel tired when I look at it.
Shu Chen's anger comes and goes quickly. Xu Xian, who knows this, is not busy admitting his mistake. He plans to cool Shu Chen and can pass after a while. Shu Chen's psychological endurance is as good as nothing, and Xu Xian is not worried about what will happen.
At this time, the temperature is suitable, and there is no need to turn on the air conditioner or heating. The weather is still surprisingly good. I stood up and stretched out, walked to the window, opened the window, slowly leaned out and stared out of the window.
After thinking about it, I took out my mobile phone and sent such a text message: Rong Chengli has recovered from his illness and came to work today.
At the time of class, the campus was quiet. One or two pairs of boys and girls occasionally walked through the path, and the fan-sized leaves hung on the stretched branches and lifted a green ocean.
Originally, when I called Rong Chengxian just now, I wanted to tell him. Who thought that his father suddenly called and didn't have time to say anything? Thinking that Rong Chengxian must be worried about his brother's health, Shu woke up and just wanted him.
In less than a minute, there was an additional unread text message on the mobile phone, and opened the text message with a smile. The text fully reflected the mood of the sender the text message: Really? That's great O(∩_∩)O~, I've been worrying about Xiaoli's health these days. It's okay. It's really great.
I swam on the keyboard of my mobile phone and woke up: I just heard you that you will be very busy today and tomorrow?
I received a reply in a short time: Yes, in order to build momentum in front of Shen's entertainment, I decided to expose it two days in advance. I was very busy these two days, but I could be free on the weekend.
This kind of thing can be said to be the business decision of his own group, but Rong Chengxian always tells Shu Xing without reservation that this kind of unreasonable trust makes Shu Xing feel a little helpless.
paused for a moment, looked at the large green, and woke up and replied: Then you should be busy first, and then contact me, so as not to go back.
Before I hung up the phone, in order not to leave a problem afterwards, Shu Xing planned to explain Rong Chengli's where he was going this weekend in advance. It was also because he didn't have time to say it, so he planned to tell him by text message, but after thinking about it, he still didn't say it. There are some things, and it's better to say it face to face. .
"Who is going to suffer again?" Handing the completed information to Shu Xing, Rong Chengli frowned and asked.
"What do you think you are?" But it is not enough and specific enough, and there is less malleability.
"I don't think the teacher thinks too much. No matter how you look at your expression, it seems that you are going to cheat a beautiful man into bed."
He slapped Shu Chen's head twice with cylindrical information and hummed: "A day, I want to order something useful and something healthy. Is your brain made of tofu dregs? It's still lactone bean curd residue.
"Ah?" Shu Chen is puzzled.
"That is to say, it has been broken and invisible."