Chapter 194 Can't Help
Lu Feng was flattered by this guy and got a layer of goose bumps all over his body. He was about to scold him, but when he heard his last sentence, he was immediately laughed angrily. How dare this guy flattered himself for a long time, just to ask for Mo Sangsang's mobile phone number??
"Would you like to give me a phone number? I said you were daydreaming? I'm worthy of you if I don't beat you. How dare you ask me for your phone number? If you want to treat the disease, sit down quickly. I'll treat you. If you don't treat the disease, get out of here immediately. We are not an entertainment place, and we won't give people time for entertainment.
Li Ying's bright smile slowly disappeared, and his whole face turned into a bitter gourd. Looking at his appearance, he almost cried out. He walked into Lu Feng pitifully and pleaded bitterly, "Brother, Brother Li, please, you are a famous good man in ten miles and eight villages. I only have such a requirement, and you can meet me. Right! I know that you and that beautiful woman are not husband and wife, let alone boyfriend and girlfriend. You are brothers and sisters. If I can catch up with that beautiful woman, we will become relatives! Brother-in-law, such a good name, you can't do without it! Please, give me the phone number of that beautiful woman!"
Sister-in-law??
Lu Feng felt egg pain for the first time!
What's the name of his mother? Since he was born, he has never been called that! This boy is simply playing the piano randomly!!
"Can you cure the disease? Don't you want me to drive people away?" Lu Feng said coldly.
"Can't I cure it? Well, recently, my mouth is always dry, my eyes are blurred, my limbs are sore and weak, and I am always drowsy and want to sleep! I went to the traditional Chinese medicine hospital before and wanted to have a check-up. Well, the dearest brother Li, you can treat me. It doesn't matter if it can't be cured at one time. I can come every day in the future!" Li Ying laughed.
When Lu Feng heard Li Ying talk about his symptoms, he showed a strange look on his face. He smiled secretly and said faintly, "Is there still impotence and premature ejaculation when he was having sex?"
Li Ying's spirit was shocked, and a trace of shame flashed on his face. He hesitated for a moment before saying, "Yes! In the past, my combat effectiveness was quite strong, even for 40 minutes and an hour, but recently it has hardly been more than 10 minutes. What a shame! Brother Li, you have to take a good look at it. We can lose everything, but only men can't lose it!"
Lu Feng laughed in his heart, but said quietly on his face, "Give me your hand, I'll give you the pulse!"
Li Ying quickly stretched out his right hand.
"Left hand!" Lu Feng said coldly.
"Uh... okay, okay, left hand!" Li Ying is extremely obedient at this moment, just like a primary school student who has just entered primary school. Listening to the teacher's words is like listening to the imperial edict.
Lu Feng stretched out his hand on Li Ying's pulse. Half a minute later, a trace of arc was outlined at the corners of his mouth. With a faint smile, Lu Feng said, "Your disease is really difficult to treat. Alas, a man has this kind of disease. It's really... Well, I'll let my sister treat you. How about it?"
Li Ying's face showed surprise. He was not worried about his illness at all. Hearing that Lu Feng asked Mo Sangsang to treat him, his face was as happy as a flower.
"Okay, okay, thank you, Brother Li, for your kindness. You are really a good person! In the future, we will be brothers. If you let me go up the mountain, I won't go to the sea. If you let me go to the moon, I won't go to Mars, you..."
"Hight!" Lu Feng shouted that this boy was more talky than Tang Monk.
He stood up quickly. Lu Feng smiled coldly in his heart. He turned around and walked to the door of the inner room. He smiled at Mo Sangsang in the inner room and said, "Sang, this boy who pursues you is in a special condition. You'd better treat him!"
In the inner room, Mo Sangsan was pounding Shang Wende's back. Hearing Lu Feng's words, her eyebrows frowned slightly, and her eyes were puzzled, but she still nodded obediently.
Slowly walking out of the inner room, Mo Sangsang looked at Li Ying coldly, ignored the other party's excited expression, and said lightly, "Stretch out your left hand and give you the pulse. By the way, you can also talk about your condition."
Li Ying said what he just said to Lu Feng, but he won't say anything about impotence and premature ejaculation!
Half a minute later, Mo Sangsang sent Li Ying's wrist, and a trace of disgust flashed in his eyes. He said coldly, "Your disease has been checked clearly, kidney deficiency, excessive indulgence, let my brother prescribe a prescription for you, grab some traditional Chinese medicine to suffer, take it, and nourish your body, and it's better not to do it in the near future. I'm addicted to wine and sex all day long.
After saying that, he ignored Li Ying, who had changed his face, and turned around and walked into the inner room again.
As the saying goes, Mud Bodhisattva is still a little angry. Li Ying is not stupid. At this moment, when he hears Mo Sangsang's words, he immediately understands that Lu Feng is playing with him!
This guy must have diagnosed his own situation, but he deliberately asked the beautiful woman to re-diagnose himself, so that he let her know her situation!
Daw!
This guy is so sinister and despicable!!
He scolded Lu Feng in his heart. A smile was squeezed out on his face. He turned to look at Lu Feng and howled, "Brother Li, you are hurting your brother!" My perfect image is completely destroyed in your hands! The two of us have no grudges in the near future. Why do you hurt me so much? My heart has been completely captured by your sister, a stunning beauty. You can help me! Well, I'm not a big problem. Please prescribe some medicine. I'll nourish my body after taking it. It won't take long to be healthy! I promise that I will never be a woman again. It's okay for me to be a monk!"
Lu Feng gave him a white look, and this guy's face has reached a certain level.
"I don't care about this. I said that your image in my sister's tears was completely ruined. You don't have any chance, so don't make trouble. I'll give you a prescription. Grab some medicine and get out of here quickly!"
Li Ying's face suddenly became particularly serious. He clenched his right fist and put it next to his ear and said solemnly, "If you don't reach your goal, you won't stop."
After saying that, his tight face suddenly became loose, and he almost knelt on the ground and hugged Lu Feng's thigh. He was pitiful and whispered, "Brother, my brother, you can help your brother!" I have an old man and a white-haired woman who is still waiting for me to pass on the succession! Just tell me your sister's name and phone number, right? I'll give you a golden body and burn incense for you, okay?"
The best!
Lu Feng couldn't help sighing!
If this boy goes to act in a movie, he will definitely win the Oscar! Look at his current appearance, if I hadn't seen his ruffian in the hospital before, I couldn't believe it was the same person!
"I'm sorry, I can't help!" Lu Feng said coldly.
After saying this, Lu Feng didn't bother to talk to this wonderful person anymore. He turned around to meet the patient who had just entered the door of the hospital.
In the end, Li Ying left!
This made Mosang Sangsang feel relieved. There are many people she has hated since she was a child, but the ruffian-like gangster is still the first one who can make her so annoying.
"I've never seen such a thick-skinned person! If I hadn't seen the master come out, that guy wouldn't have left!" Mossan Sang muttered an anguly.
Lu Feng smiled faintly and didn't say anything. If the other party's character is really too bad, he will definitely help Mo Sangsang get rid of this fly, but the boy didn't do anything excessively. In addition, he also holds a heart to pursue a girl. If he doesn't do it indiscriminately, he will give him a PK, that is I'm at a loss!
Of course, Lu Feng has made up his mind that if he dares to bring the boy again, he will definitely give the boy a hard time!!
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As the patients flocked again, Lu Feng's idea of finally leaving early had to be dashed. Even after Wang Yumeng arrived after work, he served tea and poured water to help a lot.
At seven o'clock, when Shang Wende had finished treating all the emergency patients, he saw that there was still a long queue outside. He finally announced with a cold face that it was the end of today. If there is any disease, we will see it tomorrow!
Walking in the brightly lit street, Wang Yumeng did not have any spirit. At this moment, her heart was full of urgency, because the last place sent by the Dream Team Parkour Group has not been filled so far.
"There is a private club 200 meters ahead, which has a parkour training venue, but if you want to train parkour here, you have to register as a member, which is expensive. However, in this kind of place, the probability of a master is also very high!" Wang Yumeng looked at the big neon light flashing in front of him and whispered.
Obviously, in order to find the fifth member of the Dream Team Parkour Group, she has collected a lot of information.
"Then we are not members here. Can they let us in?" Lu Feng asked curiously.
Wang Yumeng's face bloomed with a bright smile, reached out and took out the golden VIP membership card from the LV bag, and smiled in front of Lu Feng, "See? This is the highest-end membership card of this club.
Lu Feng was surprised and said, "When did you handle it?"
Wang Yumeng smiled and said, "This is a gift from one of my good sisters. This club is opened by her family!"
Lu Feng suddenly nodded casually.
An hour later, the two came out of the club listlessly. Although there were many people playing parkour, there were no real masters.
"Let's go to the next parkour training ground. I don't believe I can't find a master!" Wang Yumeng said unwillingly.
Lu Feng shrugged his shoulders and said with a smile, "Sacrifice his life to accompany the beautiful woman. Let's go!"
Throughout the night, Lu Feng and Wang Yumeng shuttled through the streets and alleys. Almost one-third of the parkour venues in Jiyang City were all walked by the two, but unfortunately, they still couldn't find a parkour master.
When he got home, it was already past eleven o'clock. Mo Sangsang sat on the sofa, snoring symmetrically, and there was a drop of shiny saliva hanging on the corners of his mouth. He looked so cute.
Lu Feng and Wang Yumeng looked at her funnyly. Finally, Wang Yumeng turned off the TV playing in the hall, and Lu Feng gently carried Mosangsan back to her room.
After gently closing the door of Mossansan's room and returning to the hall, Wang Yumeng smiled and said, "How's it going? Aren't you awake?"
Lu Feng smiled and said, "He sleeps like a pig. It's fragrant!" But today she was also tortured. A child chased her shamelessly. The scoundrel's appearance is simply incomparable.
"Someone pursues Sangsang? Who is it?" Wang Yumeng was interested.
Lu Feng immediately chased Li Ying from the hospital to the hospital today. He talked about it carefully before laughing, "In the past, I thought I was thick enough, but compared with that buddy, it was simply a little witch. It's not worth mentioning!"