22. The runaway couple

Along the way, I only saw a few people who were still drunk. The streets were very deserted. There was no summer, the scene of sweating sweating one after another, let alone the noisy laughter.

However, the small shops along the street are very lively. Several restaurants are full of people. They drink around, talk loudly and laugh unscrupulously, and look like officers and soldiers.

"It's so fucking happy. Shunyang County is so easy to get it."

"Yes, in another hour, our Mr. Guo's army will arrive, and then we will take everything we can take away."

"Yes, yes, what the boss said is that I will also take away the little lady upstairs at that time"

"Damn it, you should also take that coquettish woman. Don't be afraid of exhausting you."

"No, no, this is the preference for small ones"

"Hahaha..."

Everyone laughed, some scolded him for being romantic, some scolded him for being greedy, and some scolded him for not being sucked out of his spirit by women.

In the middle of the moon, several large families picked up lanterns.

Chen Shun and Teng Xiong climbed over the wall and entered the room. They came to an unknown house. With their feelings, they found the burning kitchen, sneaked in, and then closed the door.

Touch the grain bags, pots and pans, as well as leftovers, and there is still a hot pot with residual temperature.

"Wild man" Chen Shun whispered.

"There, big brother," Teng Xiong replied.

"Hold this bag of grain on your back first," Chen Shun said.

"Okay" Teng Xiong took the grain bag and carried it on his shoulder.

Chen Shun quickly touched a lacquer basin, then poured the food in the hot pot, and finally found a bag of rags in his hand.

"Let's go and eat on the way!"

Next, the two of them followed the original road to the root of the wall. They were about to climb over the wall and leave when they suddenly heard a movement on the street at the other end, so they quickly squatted down and held their breath to see what would happen.

At this time, two night rangers in Song Jun's armor came out of the darkness, each with a pot of wine, a chicken and a roasted chicken in their hands.

"Damn, it's really delicious. I didn't expect the little peach wine to taste really good." One of them said while chewing the chicken.

"That's right, otherwise the fifty cents will be wronged," another person replied.

When they came under the wall, they stopped, as if they were sitting down with their back against the wall.

"Damn it, the cold sky patrol night," said the man before.

"Come on, boss, don't complain. If the third sister hears this, she will definitely hit you on the 60th board." Another answer.

"She dares. I still want to hit her sixty boards. I took my trousers and hit her with my hands."

"Hey hey, if you can take off Sanmei's trousers, I will walk backwards"

"Okay, then you wait. One day I will take off my third sister's trousers, and then you will walk backwards for me."

After saying that, the two laughed.

At the other end of the wall, the savage Teng Xiong asked in the lowest voice, "Big brother, what are these people?"

" officers and soldiers!" Chen Shun answered simply.

"It's not like that," Teng Xiong said.

"The officers and soldiers were all thieves before, don't you know?" Chen Shun asked.

"I don't know" Teng Xiong shook his head.

After half a while, the weather was getting colder and colder, and the two ' officers and soldiers' were still chatting under the wall.

Teng Xiong was going crazy and whispered again, "Brother, I'm going to pee"

"Damn, go ahead and be quiet."

"Good"

People have three urgent needs, and this solution is an urgent.

Although Teng Xiong's peeing sound was not loud, it was very harsh in the quiet night.

Suddenly, the officers and soldiers opposite the wall shouted, "Who is it?"

"If you get up at night, you will take care of shit!" Teng Xiong replied.

"Get out of here, it's really a disappointment," one of the officers and soldiers scolded.

"Come on, boss, let's go. Let's change to another place. It's not good here," another officer and soldier advised.

"Okay, let's go, go over there, there is a breeze"

Teng Xiong poured urine to help them relieve their siege. After a while, Chen Shun and Teng Xiong climbed over the wall and left and returned to the village. The cat quickly shuttled through the dark corner for fear of being bumped into.

Chen Shun said that he carried a basin and walked like flying; Teng Xiong was different. He carried a grain bag of more than a hundred catties, and his walking was not as fast as flying. He could only say that he was stable and walked fast.

With just a moment of incense, the two of them came to the east-west street again. When they came out of the alley, they were shocked by the scene in front of them.

There were officers and soldiers standing on the whole street, and everyone held torches in their hands, neatly arranged in a line, as if they were waiting for something. Then, a female general tied her head with a red scarf along the fire, wearing a shiny fish scale armor, and galloped by with a horse whip in her hand, as fast as a meteor, but Chen Shun was a hunter, and he could not escape his eyes at that moment. The sonorous and powerful horseshoe was still echoing in his ears.

Chen Shun shouted secretly: What should I do if it's broken? If it comes to dawn, I will definitely be caught.

"Big brother" Teng Xiong stabbed him in the back.

"What's the matter?" Chen Shun asked.

"I want to shit"

"Damn it, you don't pull it sooner or later, but now?" Chen Shun looked back and stared at him. Under the faint moonlight, Teng Xiong's face wrinkled into a ball and looked very uncomfortable. So, he said, " Pull back quickly!"

"Yes, big brother"

After saying that, Teng Xiong disappeared into the depths of the alley with a grain bag on his back.

Teng Xiong crossed the street with a grain bag on his back, trying to find a place where there was no one to relieve him, but there were dogs in several places passing by, barking, which was strange. The dog barked so much, why didn't someone come out?

Later, Teng Xiong hid under the eaves of a house without a dog to know why. It was when the two little guesses in the room whispered, and he just heard it.

"Madam, are you afraid?"

"Don't be afraid, you are with your husband"

"Then hold me tightly"

"Good"

"Ouch, what did you stab me with?"

"That's it"

"No, something may happen outside tonight. We have to be sober," the woman said.

"Is it just for a moment?"

"It won't work for a moment. What if we are here and rush in? I think there is something wrong with those officers and soldiers!" The woman said again.

"What's the problem? You're over-hearted."

"Bah, your wife, my eyes are bright at Xiaotaohong's miscellaneous tea and water delivery. As soon as I look at it, I know what the person is?"

"Well, Madam, what do you think those officers and soldiers are from?"

"I said don't stab me." The woman's laughing husband was itchy, but he heard her say, "They are thieves, not soldiers!"

"Ah" The husband was suddenly shocked like falling into an ice cave. "This is a big deal. Madam, you didn't miss it, did you?"

"If I lose sight of your wife, I won't be with you, a poor scholar," the woman slapped him and said.

"Oh, yes, yes, my wife has always been right." The husband thought for a moment and suddenly said, "Madam, I have come up with a plan."

"What?" The wife asked.

"I quickly went to report to the official and said that the thief killed Xichuan and called the lord of Zhixian to send troops."

"You are a pig," the woman said, "These thieves have taken the county seat. Who are you looking for to send troops? You want to die."

The husband thought for a moment and sat up again. A flash of inspiration flashed in his mind and suddenly woke up and said, "Madam, I thought of it this time. I'm going to the state government to report to the official. It's right."

The woman was stunned at first, and then smiled softly. She clamped her husband's waist with her legs and said, "This is a good plan. Why don't you come first before you go to the state government to report? Fortunately, it's not worth your hard work. If something happens, you should remember to come back and pick me up."

"That's, that's of course!"

Teng Xiong squatted under the window and heard it clearly. Even the sound of love between the man and woman kissing me was in his ears. Although it was very uncomfortable, because of his desire, the man's words in the room suddenly reminded him that he could get ahead of himself. Why can't we do it?

"Damn" Teng Xiong scolded, quickly picked up his trousers, rushed out of the yard, and went straight to the alley under an old tree diagonally opposite.

The man and the woman in the room were in love. Suddenly, they heard footsteps in front of the window and were suddenly stunned. The woman said, "Husband, what did you hear?"

"There seems to be footsteps!" The man replied.

"His grandmother's" woman sat down fiercely, which made her husband extremely excited. Then she scolded, "It can't be the dog in the village. That beast always comes to pick up the corner. Shouldn't you hear us talking about the newspaper..."

The woman screamed, and the man also screamed.

But the meaning of what they call is different. Women are frightened and men are **.

After half a while, the woman put on her clothes, pulled the man to get up, helped him get his clothes, and then slapped him twice, finally helping him wake up.

"Straight, let's run away," the woman said.

"Why did you escape?" The man asked her, and this man was Jia Yan, Jia Zhiru, a person from Xishui Village, Dengzhou, who will go to Beijing to take the entrance examination in two years.

"You fool around, Gou Er is a foodie. Maybe he will sell us, so we have to escape quickly." The woman urged Jia An while cleaning up the gold and silver at home. In fact, it was worthless. The woman cleaned it up for a long time before she found a jade bracelet and a pair of earrings.

And Jia An is still wandering in the sky, imagining the ** just now. He said to himself that his wife is really extraordinary, and he should treat his wife well when he is developed in the future.

When his wife stopped, Jia An came back and quickly asked, "Madam, where are you going to escape?"

"Hey, are you stupid to read? Of course, you fled to the state capital. Let's go!"

After a stick of incense, Jia An's wife dragged her husband and slipped out of the house. After sneaking out of the village from a secret road in a village that few people knew, she drilled out from under a long-abandoned hay shed. The hay shed is in the forest, opposite to the frozen Chaoshui River. As long as you go all the river all the way south, you will go to Dengzhou Prefecture after more than 70 miles. It is located in Rang County.

Half an hour later, Chen Shun and Teng Xiong escaped from the village with arrow wounds on their buttocks. However, they also mistakenly followed the Chaoshui River and looked all the way to Rang County. A day later, they reached the boundary of Rang County at the same time.