4. The villain 1.0

At ten minutes at midnight, a series of crisp gunshots suddenly sounded on the first floor of the police station, like fried beans.

Dah...

"Don't shoot, don't shoot, I surrender!" Inspector Chen climbed out from behind the plaque of the evil nemesis.

"Why did you catch my brother?" Boss Ma pointed an axe at him, "Do you want hands or feet?"

Detective Chen suddenly shouted, "Ouch, my hand is broken"

"That's the foot!" Boss Ma raised his sharp axe - nickname: Justice Nemesis.

"Ouch, my foot is also broken!"

"I said, your acting skills are so bad. Where did you come from, brother?" Boss Ma handed over a cigarette and asked Inspector Chen.

Detective Chen took the cigarette, lay on the ground and took a few deep breaths, and then continued to say his lines: "I would rather die than surrender. Sin will eventually fall under the knife of justice!" Wrong, it's under the banner of justice!"

"Well, who wrote today's script? It's terrible." Boss Ma threw the axe in his hand and hit it on whose head.

"Oh, hey... It's so outrageous. Why did the props in this movie fly out? Call the 120 Bianliang Emergency Center quickly. Help, I'm injured."

"See, your sin is deeper." Inspector Chen crawled forward in pain, climbed all the way to Boss Ma's feet, and then hugged his thigh. "You can't run away from Boss Ma. Accept the sanctions of the Justice Court."

"The more you talk about it, the more ridiculous it is!" Boss Ma knocked on Detective Chen's head fiercely.

Detective Chen rolled his eyes and fell down, but he bounced up again in the blink of an eye.

"Resurrected again?" Boss Ma knocked on Detective Chen's head fiercely again. Several times, Detective Chen finally fell under the banner of justice with blood on his face.

When having a boxed lunch at noon, Boss Ma asked Detective Chen.

"Lao Chen, I have a question that I have been confused?"

"What's the problem, Lao Ma?"

"Well, I played a villain in the film A.D. 1042, but I always think my play is very wide."

"It's already very wide. How wide do you want?" While Boss Ma didn't pay attention, Detective Chen put a piece of braised pork in his lunch box and swallowed it into his stomach.

"I mean I can also play a positive role"

"Are you dead?" Detective Chen took off the 68 yuan Zhao Ze crystal glasses on his nose and wiped them.

"No, I have lived most of my life in the Song Dynasty, and I have to play a righteous man before entering the earth!" Boss Ma suddenly felt that his whole body was full of justice, and he was no longer an evil Boss Ma.

"Hi!" Inspector Chen patted Boss Ma on the shoulder and said to him, "I'm talking about Lao Ma. To tell you the truth, you are already very arrogant. That pitted horse face, if it is elongated, is definitely the best among the bad guys, and the extreme evil among the evil people. If you don't put an axe in your waist, the whole street will be scared away by you."

Boss Ma shook his head: "Actually, I'm very gentle, but indifferent on the outside, just like a song. I'm ugly. In fact, I'm very gentle. I have a music box and beer. Although my heart is fragile, a little humble and a little cowardly, I never flinch!"

"It's Zhao Ze singing again!" Detective Chen said.

"No, I sang it myself. In fact, I think the role of Zhao Ze would be more suitable if I played it."

Detective Chen suddenly laughed so much that his stomach ached: "Forget it, Lao Ma, if you can play Zhao Ze, I can play the Jade Emperor!"

"That's a good idea, but that's another script"

"What's the script?" Detective Chen took the opportunity to take away a cauliflower from Boss Ma's lunch box.

"Journey to the West of the Song Dynasty" Boss Ma's eyes flashed, as if he saw himself playing the leading actor in the Journey to the West of the Song Dynasty

In the narration, the director wrote: The leading actor of "Journey to the West of the Song Dynasty" is still played by the box office poison: Zhao Ze, but considering Zhao Ze's popularity, he can only play Tang Monk.

The following is Boss Ma's confession to Father Lin in Bianliang Church.

"Father, I'm guilty"

"Speak, my child, the Lord will forgive you"

"I killed someone"

"Well... I think the Lord will consider forgiving you. We all make such low-level mistakes when we are young, won't we?" Father Lin said angrily.

"I'm very happy to hear what you said, Father!"

"As long as you believe in the Lord, you will be a very happy child." Father Lin opened an orange and was about to eat, and Boss Ma spoke again.

"Father, I also want to confess"

"Say it, my child"

"I've been to her"

"..." Father Lin took a deep breath and tried his best to calm himself down. "Son, do you know that the Lord actually had such an impulse when he was young, but he knew that this was wrong. What doesn't belong to you can't be forced."

"Does the Lord forgive me or not?" Boss Ma asked at the end of the small iron window.

"I just discussed with the Lord. After careful consideration, the Lord feels that you can still forgive you, because you are honest, and not all the Lord's children have the courage to speak their minds."

"So you forgive me?" Boss Ma wants to get an answer.

"Yes, my child, come on, let's hug, and the Lord will forgive you"

"Okay, Father!"

The two hugged through the small iron window,

"Father, I still want to confess to you"

"Wait, my child, the Lord is moved by your persistence. He needs to wipe his tears." Father Lin took a sip of orange comfortably and was satisfied before he said, "Okay, child, the Lord said it's okay, you say it!"

"Well, I'm unfaithful to my wife and often go to the brothel. I hate myself very much. I once thought about hanging myself and throwing myself into the river. I also tried to swallow gold, but when I think of the strange world outside, I can't help going on an adventure."

"Son, you know that it's not good for your health to visit the brothel often, and the smell of other women on your body can't escape your wife's keen sense of smell."

"What should I do? I really can't control myself. I'm going crazy when I see a woman. I can't wait to jump on it immediately."

"Wait, the Lord has a question to ask your child"

"What's the problem, Father?"

"The Lord wants to know what you do, child"

"To tell you the truth, priest, I'm a bad person. When I was a child, I stole the belly pocket of my sister next door."

"That's it!" Father Lin took out the phone and dialed the Bianliang Police Station while talking to Boss Ma, "Lord, please let him think about it for a minute, because there are still others to talk to the Lord now!"

"Okay, priest, I'll wait!"