23. Biography of Wu Song I

Good morning, Song Dynasty.

In the sky, a feather fluttered in the wind, floated across the treetops, flew to the blue sky, crossed the ocean, and accompanied a group of seabirds across more than half of the earth, going through all kinds of difficulties...

Finally, it fell at the foot of Wu Song. Wu Song sat on a bench in Luzhou and told the story of his life to the passers-by in the same carriage--

"Hello, my name is Wu Song. Do you want to eat chocolate?"

"No, asshole"

The women shook their heads and left him, because they had a consensus that the people who woke up from the park bench were all tramps, or drunks or people who were unfaithful to their wives were very evil, exuding a smell of **, which would lure them to commit a crime.

"Hello, my name is Wu Song. Do you want to hear the story of pulling radishes?"

"No, you psycho"

Men have left him, because pulling radishes is a woman's business, and men only farm, which is an insult to their dignity and wisdom.

"Hello, my name is Wu Song. How about a piece of chocolate? Our company's new product"

Finally, a dark-skinned girl accepted his invitation. She sat there quietly and tasted the fragrant chocolate, which was the same as her skin.

"Do you know? Black people like chocolate," she said.

"Great" Wu Song's eyes suddenly became wet. In order to thank him for kissing the back of her hand, he then asked to tell her a touching story.

She said, "Well, but I don't want to listen to time travel, and I don't want to listen to magic, because I'm a very conservative woman. Well, even if the protagonist in your story can't recite poems, draw, or even play the piano, it doesn't matter, as long as he is upright or kind!"

Wu Song told her, "Don't worry, the story I want to tell is the same as the chocolate you ate. It tastes very familiar and original!"

So, his story begins:

Shortly after the end of the long war, Wu Song was born in a remote town in the south of Luzhou. He was born mentally retarded and had an IQ of only half that of a normal person. He was as stupid as a chicken. He knew all day long that he squatted on the roof and watched the sunrise and sunset.

"Didn't he have a father?" She asked.

"I'm about to talk about his father," Wu Song replied.

However, unfortunately, Wu Song's father Wu Er died on the battlefield in his early years. He lost him when he was born, and only his mother accompanied him.

Do you know why Wu Song is retarded?

"I don't know?" She shook her head.

Let me tell you, it is because of the child's nature. They naturally like to imitate, and Wu Song was accompanied by only a big rooster in his childhood, so he developed the habit of squatting on the roof to watch the sunrise and sunset every day. Over time, he became retarded.

The friends around him often bullied him, threatened him, intimidated him, and threw stones, caterpillars, scorpions, and other things they thought were terrible, further attacking his self-confidence and destroying his heart, but he never fought back.

Why, why doesn't he return it? Is he a fool? No, because he is protecting his beloved girlfriend Jinlian, he will be beaten if he counters Jinlian, so he would rather bear all this alone.

Wu Song is a fool, but a fool has a stupid blessing. He also has a strong mother. She wants her son to live like other normal people. She often encourages Wu Song to "stupid people have stupid blessings" and ask him to be self-improvement. And God did not abandon Wu Song. He not only gave Wu Song a pair of fast-slying "scis", but also gave him a simple and upright mind without any evil thoughts.

In the school bus, Wu Song met the blonde girl Jinlian. (Jinlian is a girl who "abused" her father). From then on, under the love of his mother and Jinlian, Wu Song began to run all his life.

In middle school, Wu Song ran into the football field of a school to avoid being chased by his classmates. In this way, he ran and ran into the university. In college, he was exceptionally admitted and became a football superstar, which was received by General Zhao Ze.

After graduating from college, at the instigation of a new recruit, Wu Song was recruited to participate in the Vietnam War. In a battle, his company was ambushed. With a retreat order, Wu Song remembered Jinlian's instructions, "Run, Wu Song, run quickly"

Thinking of this, Wu Song ran away, and his flying legs saved his life again. In the Vietnam War, Wu Song made two good friends: Li Kui, who was keen on shrimp hunting, and the awesome Lieutenant Di Qing.

After the war, Wu Song was injured and rescued his comrades-in-arms as a hero and was received by General Zhao Ze. At an anti-war rally, Wu Song met Jinlian again, and Jinlian had fallen and lived a ** life. Wu Song has always loved her, but Jinlian doesn't love him anymore.

The two met and broke up in a hurry.

"Do you want to know the story behind? "Madam," Wu Song asked her.

"Oh, of course, it's still early," she shrugged her shoulders.

"Then please taste another piece of chocolate from our company, and then listen to the story behind me." Wu Song opened the brown suitcase and handed over another piece of chocolate, pure white!

She took the pure white chocolate and put it to her mouth. She smelled it. It smelled hay. If she closed her eyes, she could still hear cows barking. It was really amazing. She quickly ate the pure white chocolate without any residue left. Then she clapped her hands and told him, "I feel great. Now I'm like a A carefree happy angel!"