New Year's couple 20 questions
Originally, I wanted to write a New Year's call, but in view of the unscrupulous and incompetent author of this book, so-
Let's have a simple 'turtle eel' couple 20 questions!
Q1: How did you two know each other?
The five girls took the lead in pressing the lamp and raising their hands to answer: I'll say it first, I'll say it first! We bumped into each other on the path at the foot of Heifeng Mountain - at that time, my family was untied his belt, and I saw it!
A young man's eyes widened. After stopping for a while, his eyes suddenly glowed. He rubbed his hands and swallowed all kinds of saliva to make obscene things: What did you see? Come on, talk to the house.
The five girls waved her paws with an excited expression: Let me tell you, I... um, um, um, um, um!
Gui Baozi awkwardly moved away the big hand that 'sealed' for his wife, and at the same time stared at a certain young man murderously: I didn't see anything, the next question!
A young man curled his lips: stingy...
Gui Baozi glanced at it gloomily: What?
Someone shrank his neck: No... Nothing, let's continue, continue. Host, hurry up and take the next question!
Q2: What do you like that the other party makes for you?
The five girls answered without hesitation: There is nothing special - as long as he did it for me, I like it.
Gui Baozi smiled at the corners of his mouth, looked at the five girls with a gentle expression, and whispered: Me too.
A young man curled his lips: He will show his love, hum!
Q3: Is it each other's first love?
Returning to steamed buns: Yes.
Five girls: No.
Returning to steamed buns:......
Some young man:......
Five girls are so innocent: Please remember that I am a time traveler - my girl's first love was given to others in her last life!
Gui Baozi clenched his fists and began to be murderous all over his body. A young man secretly moved the bench and retreated...
Seeing this, the fifth girl hurriedly took her father-in-law's arm and smiled with all kinds of guilty feelings: ... But that's all about my last life. My first love in this life is definitely my father-in-law. You're right!
Gui Baozi's expression was a little slow, and his murderous spirit was also taken back: Is it?
The five girls nodded fiercely: 100% absolutely and definitely!
There is finally a smile on Gui Baozi's face: that's good.
A young master and the host breathed a sigh of relief at the same time: Good addition, he is still alive...
Q4: When did the first kiss happen?
Five girls: It seems to be the night of the marriage... No, it's by the lake! Yes, it's by the lake. I remember you at that time... Whoo-hoo...
Gui Baozi calmly silenced his wife again: it is by the lake, the next question.
Q5: Why did you suddenly think of getting married?
The five girls shrugged their shoulders with both hands: Anyway, it's someone I know, and he is so handsome. I will definitely not suffer from marrying him. Besides, I had a marriage contract when I was two hours old - of course, it's better to get married as soon as possible, so as not to be robbed by other women. Where will I cry then?
Baozi dotingly touched her head and didn't say anything.
Fifteen minutes have passed, thirty minutes have passed...
A young man looked at the host and decided to continue with the next question.
Q6: Where was the first OOXX?
Five girls: In the room.
Return to Baozi: ... Next question!
Q7: When do you think the other party is the sexiest?
Returning Baozi: It's sexy at all times.
Five girls: When I just finished taking a shower, I only wore a single coat and opened the large neckline. It looked very tempting to commit a crime! And what's more, when he just woke up and smiled and said good morning to me, God! That's also super sexy! In addition, when he was in **, he also... uh-huh-huh!
Returning to steamed buns: Next question!
Q8: Will you cook for each other in person?
Five girls: I will!
Return to steamed buns: I will.
Summary of a young man: This question is highly unified between you husband and wife...
Q9: Have you ever been jealous of the other party?
Five Girl: There must be. I don't like him to get too close to other women - my mother is no exception!
Mrs. Shan, who was also shot while lying down: stinky girl!
Gui Baozi is a little embarrassed: ... Whenever she is too close to other men, I will be very unhappy, no matter who that man is.
Ben Lei, who was the audience under the stage, took the lead in shivering - in the future, you can still run as far as you see your wife! It's important to save your life!
Q10: How many children do you plan to have in the future?
Five girls: Let it be, but it's better to have enough football team, so that our family will be lively in the future!
Returning Baozi: As long as she likes it, as much as she wants. I can afford it.
A young man is jealous: steamed buns, can you get some gold and silver treasures?
Shan Baoqian under the stage immediately jumped out: You are beautiful! Can you think about the money of my brother-in-law's house? You don't want to live, do you?
A young man... A young man shrank back weakly.
Q11: What will you do if you find a third party involved in the future?
The five girls showed their white teeth gloomyly: If you can get rid of it, get rid of it, and kill it if you can't get rid of it!
Gui Baozi sneered: Kill it all - it can be used to compost osmanthus trees.
The perfect face under the stage and the pearl trembled twice at the same time.
Some young master: Hey, calm down, calm down, just a hypothesis, a hypothesis! Host, next!
Q12: What kind of posture do you like when you are OOXX?
Five girls: Normal posture, sometimes we will follow the picture of spring. However, I found that he seems to prefer the appearance of Guanyin sitting on lotus...
Returning steamed buns: Cough! Next question!
Q13: Have you ever quarreled?
Five girls: No.
Returning to steamed buns: No.
A young man: ...Huh? Oh! You are highly unified again!
Q14: Which place do you think is the most **?
Return to steamed buns: waist.
Five girls: Ears! Every time I kiss his ear, he is very fierce... uh-huh!
Returning Baozi gritted his teeth: Next-one-question!!!
Q15: Will you do anything with the other party unconditionally?
Five girls: Of course.
Return to Baozi: Of course, this is the responsibility of being a good husband.
Q16: What would you do if one day you find that the other party dies one step ahead of you?
The fifth girl looked at Gui Baozi. Gui Baozi gently took the fifth girl's hand and tightened it. The two laughed at the same time: die with her (he)!
A young man: ... I'm so fucking touched. Who will lend me a tissue? ying
Q17: Have you ever tried to take a mandarin duck bath together?
Five girls: Yes, this is almost a tradition in our family!
Returning Baozi: She likes it.
The five girls are indignant: Obviously, you like it, but I like it.
Gui Baozi smiled: So I like it too.
Some young master: I feel that I don't have enough brain...
Q18: Have you ever said the word 'I love you' to the other party?
The five girls put her hands on her waist and stared sadly at the steamed bun and accused: I was about to tell him these three words, but he never told me!
Returning Baozi: I love you!
The five girls were dumbfounded: huh? ...Ah, ah, ah! What did you say? Say it again!
Gui Baozi wrapped her hand, and her ears were slightly red. She smiled and repeated in a low voice: I love you.
The five girls began to giggle: My father-in-law, I also love you so much... I love you so much!
A young man bit the handkerchief: If you show your love again, you will drag it out and cut it!
Ben Lei nodded vigorously and seconded: Cut, cut!
Q19: If you don't need to drink Meng Po soup, you can be reincarnated. Do you still want to be with each other in the next life?
The five girls rolled their eyes: You are talking nonsense!
Gui Baozi clenched the fifth girl's hand more tightly: as long as she doesn't dislike it, I want to be with her all my life.
The five girls began to be moved in various ways: their father-in-law...
Some young master bit the handkerchief again: I'll go! All kinds of envy and hatred! Do you have it!!!
Ben Lei seconded again: Cut it, cut it!
Q20: The last question. The New Year is coming. Is there anything you want to say to everyone?
The five girls looked affectionately at Gui Baozi: My father-in-law, I love you!
Returning Baozi: Well... I love you too.
A young man is crazy: Say it to everyone, not to the other party! Listen carefully to the topic, hey!
Five girls: Oh. Well... Congratulations on making a fortune, bring me the red envelope!
Baobaozi: Same as above.
Some young master: Hello!!!