Chapter 5 Tricks

Blocking the road and robbing ~ robbing this kind of thing is just like the work of General Faqiu Zhonglang. It happens to meet a fat sheep with a lot of meat, that is, it will not open for three years and eat for three years.

After severely punishing Shi Jiaren, in order to prevent him from hanging too fast, Shan Xiaowu asked someone to click his big hole all over his body, stopped the blood and simply bandage him, and let him hang his life. After that, he put some harmless medicine on those bodyguards just now, and then he shouted and pushed the booty back happily. I went to the cottage.

When he returned to the stockade, he closed the mountain gate and looked at his brother who piled up things on the campus with an excited face. Shan Xiaowu happily took off the masked cloth towel and took a long breath. His bright apricot eyes turned twice, and then jumped to a man who had just come out of the hall with a beard on his face. In front of the man, he put one hand in his waist and raised his head and said proudly, "How about godfather, or is my method of peace and security?"

Because of the sudden red fog, the well-handed nursing home was caught off guard. If it couldn't hold up half a column of incense, it fell to the ground and lost its ability to resist, which greatly reduced the chance of injury to the brothers in the stockade. Except for removing Shi Jiaren's pig hand, the scene was so bloody. In addition, this robbery can be said to be peaceful and quiet - at least she personally thinks so.

"You girl has a lot of ideas,"

The godfather in Shan Xiaowu's mouth, that is, Third Master Qi, the big head of Heifengzhai, rubbed a few more times on Shan Xiaowu's messy hair and joked with a smile, "What's up? Do you still have fun?"

After studying and arranging the battle plan for many days, she broke up in a few words. Fortunately, she knew for a long time that this girl was a ghost and never did anything uncertain, so he temporarily changed his plan. In exchange for her as the backbone of this operation, she was happy to be idle and took three or two confidants to watch. Idle passers-by A.

"It's not bad, but it's a little disgusting to see that pig." Thinking of Shi Jiaren's dignity, Shan Xiaowu still couldn't help frowning. This man was also too unsightly. Erhuzi's painting was abstract, and he didn't expect that I was even more than long.

"Then why do you let him go? Just kill him with a knife." Anyway, it also affects the appearance of the city. He aimed a knife at his heart and then set it on fire.

Third Master Qi disapprovedly threw his usual double knife to the blue-shirted man waiting behind him. He scratched his chin with his hands around his chest. After being a bandit for so many years, it was a lie to say that he was not cruel. He killed more people, and naturally there was no hesitation that he could not do anything, so when he said this, his eyes were It's all without blinking.

"Why does godfather think I let people follow them?" With a mysterious smile on his face, Shan Xiaowu took Third Master Qi's hand and took him to the room. On the way, he met someone who came to ask for the distribution of supplies, and she was sent away first.

Third Master Qi picked up his thick black eyebrows, squinted and sat down on the main seat, "Oh? Why?"

Although I asked this, there was no curiosity on my face. I thought I had roughly known an answer, but it was a pity that Shan Xiaowu only cared about stinky farts and didn't find it.

"Dad, have you forgotten that there have been a lot of bandits on several hills next door recently?" Third Master Qi was arranged to sit down. Shan Xiaowu also rudely moved a stool to sit down, and poured a cup of tea on the other side.

"Ry bandits?!" Although Third Master Qi also thought of this, he didn't understand Shan Xiaowu's real thoughts for a while. "You mean those Feifeng deserters?"

"That's right!" When Shan Xiaowu said this, he found that he had not drunk any water in the morning, so he also neatly poured himself a cup of tea and poured a few words before he continued to say, "I asked the thin monkey to send messages to the bandits. For so long, they should be hungry."

His eyes were full of cunning. After a pause, he said, "After all, that fat pig is also a background. If you let him die like this in our Heifeng Mountain, he will definitely cause a lot of trouble in the future. It's better to use this group of bandits to let them do good deeds and take the blame for us."

"This is a good idea," Third Master Qi habitually touched his chin, pinching his beard with his fingers, and his mouth was full of smiles. "But everyone knows that this Black Wind Mountain is our boundary. Even if it is killed by the bandits, how can we ensure that the court will not doubt us?"

This is the truth. Their Heifengzhai has been notorious for a long time. Although the government is afraid of an imperial edict of the emperor, it is difficult to guarantee that people still have to put this shit basin on their heads - although they did robbed them first.

However, it's just a robbery, and it doesn't hurt people's lives. This is not a felony. What's more, their 'jacking' this time is not too obvious - it's all blocked by the red fog. Who can see who is who?

"Hey hey..." Shan Xiaowu stole a few more mouthfuls of tea, and the thief answered with a smile, "Godfather, didn't you forget that we just let those aunts and nurses go?"

After her reminder, Third Master Qi immediately woke up, "Is it to keep them as a witness?" - Witness how Shi Jiaren, who was 'serly injured', was killed by the bandits.

"Yes! Godfather is really smart!" Shan Xiaowu smiled and touched a piece of crisp candy from the table and put it in his mouth and bit it. What I thought was that those bandits were still wearing the unique lock armor of Feifeng Kingdom. It was expected that no matter how stupid those nurses were, they could not admit their mistakes, right?

"So, did you ask Erhuzi and others to take advantage of the thick smoke to drop the things in the car in order to plant the stolen goods?"

"That's right." Shan Xiaowu nodded his head affirmatively, with a bad smile on his face. "That group of bandits have suffered our losses. Of course, they don't dare to be presumptuous on our side. But after being hungry in the mountains for a long time, it is inevitable that they will want to rob when they meet a living person. What's more, such a big caravan, we will return the box intact. They will see it, no. It's strange to jump out and rob."

But because the box is empty, the bandit who will know that he has been fooled will definitely be angry. It's good to rob a woman without property and food. As for men... It can be said that those strong nurses should be able to barely escape. As for Shi Jiaren, who was injured and unconscious, he can only ask for more blessings.

Even if those bandits reluctantly keep him for a life without making up for it, sooner or later, they will die because of too much blood loss. What will the government think after that is not their problem.

"I said Xiaowu, you are really getting more and more immoral." Although Shan Xiaowu didn't finish speaking, Third Master Qi could also think of Shi Jiaren's final end. At this time, he couldn't help looking at his goddaughter with pride and admiration. Even the beard on his face couldn't help shaking because of a smile.

"No, it's all learned from your godfather." Shan Xiaowu punched him and threw the word 'lack of morality' back to him with a strange smile.

"You girl!" Third Master Qi held his forehead and sighed. He didn't remember that he had taught her so many eccentric ideas.

"Ok, godfather, don't pretend to be melancholy. You don't look like you for another ten years," Shan Xiaowu blinked, touched a 'red egg' from the cloth pocket he carried on his back, raised his hand and waved in front of Third Master Qi. "Don't you want to know what this is?"

As soon as he said this, Third Master Qi really focused his attention on Shan Xiaowu's hand, took it over it, raised half of his eyebrows and said, "It looks like an egg, but is it filled with chili powder?" Just now, he looked at the smell of choking pepper, not to mention the big smoke. What kind of suffering will the people who stay inside?

"Oh, what I said before, the godfather is really smart," Shan Xiaowu smiled and flattered his iodine face, and his apricot eyes were almost narrowed into two rounds of crescent moons.

"You girl," Third Master Qi stretched out his hand and patped her on the head, but his eyebrows stretched out, with a proud look on his face. "In addition to chili powder, there is also eclipse... I guess this is another masterpiece of your friend, right?"

"NONONO," Shan Xiaowu shook his right index finger and denied, "No, it should be said that this is a masterpiece between me and my friend."

She came up with the idea, and her 'mysterious' friend is responsible for R&D and production, so they are a cooperative relationship.

"So that's it," she admitted that Shan Xiaowu had listened to these words that she had never heard before since she was her goddaughter. Third Master Qi got used to it. Anyway, when he asked Shan Xiaowu, she just said that this was her friend from Fanbang who taught her, and they didn't ask more, "Does this thing have a name?"

"Yes," Shan Xiaowu nodded vigorously, and then suddenly showed his eight teeth. He raised his chin and put his hands on his waist. "This thing is called a pink bomb."

"Pink fried eggs?" Third Master Qi pinched the 'egg' in his hand with a strange expression. The two thick eyebrows picked up at the same time and said for a long time, "...it really lives up to the name."

Shan Xiaowu really wanted to explain to him that the 'ball' was not the other 'egg', but he thought about it later. Anyway, he didn't know what the concept of bomb was, and it was useless to explain it, so he just gave up.

"Hey hey, to tell you the truth, I went up the mountain this time to test this thing. You just saw it. Isn't it quite powerful?" Shan Xiaowu said, took out the cloth bag again, and took out the remaining few 'pink bombs' and gave them to Third Master Qi. "Because it is still in the experimental stage, I don't bring much. Next time I ask my friend to do more, my godfather and brothers won't have to work so hard in the future."

"I really don't know how many strange things are in your little head."

There are good things to use. Of course, Third Master Qi doesn't refuse. Anyway, Shan Xiaowu took out a lot of strange things. The range hood last time is still in the kitchen. A woman in the kitchen is very happy to use it. In addition, he also tried the rocking chair. It's really comfortable to lie down. I can't remember it after shaking for a long time.

Shan Xiaowu squinted and smiled fiercely. He only cared about drinking tea and eating cakes, and did not answer.

"Bear by the way, godfather, hasn't you heard from Qi Meng yet?" After sitting for a while, Shan Xiaowu, who had eliminated several pieces of sweet cakes and crisp candy, suddenly asked. In her hand was an emerald green wrench finger tied to her neck, which she begged for help from Qi Meng.

Third Master Qi was stunned, and then shook his head, "No."

He really doesn't understand his son who has run away from home since he was 12 years old.

"Really, I'm missing without saying anything. I don't know if everyone will be worried..."

Although he left a book saying that he would follow the master to practice, he hasn't returned a message for many years. It's guaranteed that no one knows that he has been reincarnated several times. "At least if you have something to do, send a letter to make people feel at ease." He really can't be a human. Shan Xiaowu pouted and muttered in a low voice.

By the way, there is no reason why it will make her so concerned. Qi Meng, the only son of Third Master Qi, when he was a child, was a beautiful man who was famous and moved people from all directions. I haven't seen him for more than ten years, and I don't know what kind of bad the guy has become now - of course, it is not ruled out that he will. Follow the direction of 'not necessarily good when you are young' and develop into a poor and ugly.

For this matter, Shan Xiaowu doesn't know how many times she has knelt down to God in her heart over the years. She just likes to see the hobby of beautiful men. Don't let Qi Meng develop into the second possibility, otherwise she will really hit the wall and won't live.

"Don't think too much. Meng'er will be fine." Third Master Qi frowned and thought that Shan Xiaowu was worried about Qi Meng's safety, so he reached out and patted her on the head and whispered. He didn't know whether to comfort Shan Xiaowu or himself.

At the beginning, the girl was only a few years old and knew how to turn around Qi Meng. Not to mention that she was not afraid of their group of mountain thieves who had just robbed the knife and were still stained with blood on the edge of the knife, she was even more focused on Qi Meng, who was less than ten years old at that time, ignoring all his threats and threats, and insisted on following them on him. I think it's really a pity that it won't take two years, so the boy left a letter and ran away from home, and his whereabouts are still unknown.

Over the years, looking at Shan Xiaowu Yue's Peugeot, Third Master Qi is depressed. Where has his dead boy gone? If he can come back early, he may be able to hold his grandson now. It's a pity, it's a pity.

"Let's go. Let's go and see the booty this time first." After being sentimental for a while, Third Master Qi suddenly stood up and walked out. Later, he saw that Shan Xiaowu was still frowning and thinking about something, so he grinned and added, "If you don't go, those guys outside are going to make trouble. I won't be responsible for that time, godfather."

Are you not responsible? When did you take charge of it?

She will only be responsible for stirring up trouble. When the group is high, she was not responsible for fighting and rescuing the fire?

Shan Xiaowu slandered in his heart, curled his lips, stood up reluctantly and followed, "I'm coming..."