Chapter 9 Onlookers Cause Trouble
Heifengzhai is actually not far from Jinling City, but it took Shan Xiaowu a day and a night to arrive. It was like sightseeing all the way, and he slowly went wherever he went to eat.
She has been with the mountain thieves since she was a child. She has great survival skills. No matter where she goes, she will not be hungry. She will pretend to be pitiful and have a farmer's banquet at home. She also hunts and catches by herself. In short, in addition to occasionally sleeping in the wilderness is not too comfortable, her childhood is still very happy. Run.
At this moment, on the bluestone road in Jinling City, Shan Xiaowu, dressed as a sloppy farmer, is holding a hot crispy pancake in his hand, huddled in the crowd and chewing while watching the marriage team beating the gongs and drums all the way.
The sound of firecrackers crackled and the sound of joy was high. The groom rode a tall horse to lead the way. From time to time, he waved around with a smile. The big red sedan decorated with red tassels carried the bride closely behind. The happy women grabbed the candy and distributed it along the way, and a group of children screamed and couldn't help to follow. The atmosphere is quite lively.
"This rich family's marriage is different. Look, it's so elegant. I don't know how much money it will cost along the way." A, a peasant woman who was also crowded next to her, smiled with a vegetable basket on her, and hit the peasant woman next to her with her hand.
"Isn't it?" The peasant woman B giggled like an old hen. She gave the farmer's wife A a wink on her side face and said, "This young man from a senior outside is affectionate and righteous. Although the bride is married twice, she still hurts her heart!" With that, he raised his chin and patted his plump chest with his hand. He looked at the peasant woman A. The two covered their mouths and laughed at the same time.
"Two sisters, the son of the senior outside you just mentioned is the bridegroom just now?" As soon as he heard the gossip, Shan Xiaowu immediately became interested. His petite body squeezed aside and moved vigorously to the side of the two peasant women, looking curious.
"Is that right?" She was screamed by Shan Xiaowu's sister, and the two aunt-level peasant women showed all kinds of enthusiasm.
"Isn't their family very rich?" Shan Xiaowu's eyes turned around and smiled, "I heard the two sisters just said that the bride had married for the second time, but looking at the bride's smile so happily, is it possible that the bride also married this person before?"
Isn't that what was written in the dog-blooded Xiaoyan? - when the bride first married, both sides were dissatisfied with each other. Later, after a few days, they fell in love with each other, and then they were forced to separate for some reasons. After that, the two found that they could not live without each other, so they broke through again. Difficulties stay together - then there is the happyending that everyone likes to see.
"Oh, how can it be!" The peasant woman looked up and down at Shan Xiaowu, and then pointed to the approaching big red flower sedan chair. She lowered her voice and said, "This little brother, to tell you the truth, this bride was married before, but she is the owner of the famous Tiancheng Martial Arts Museum here."
"Tiancheng Martial Arts Museum?" Shan Xiaowu raised his deliberately thickened eyebrows and said in surprise, "Sister said, isn't it Xiao Tiancheng, the chivalrous man who is known as the fast knife man?"
After all, she has come to Jingzhou many times. In addition, she likes to collect gossip and listens a lot. She still knows a few people with a little fame in the world - although Xiao Tiancheng is not very famous, it is also within her cognitive range.
"We ordinary people are very tired just thinking about food and clothing every day. How can we know what you're talking about?" The peasant woman took the hair hanging from the temples and lowered her voice. "I've heard from my family that the owner of Xiao is also a head and face. It's probably the same person as you said, little brother.
"But as far as I know, Xiao Tian... The owner of Xiao should not be a big-bellied person. How could he give up his wife to others?" Shan Xiaowu thought about it and said strangely, "Is it possible... the bride's appearance... or is there... defects in other places?"
"Isn't the little brother from here?" The two peasant women looked at each other, and finally the peasant woman A opened her mouth first, and her tone was full of envy and jealousy. "When it comes to this bride, I don't know who knows who is nearby. She is a beautiful woman who really looks like a fairy, a famous talented woman." With that, he gave a high thumbs up.
"Well, what about the big beauty? I gave birth to a charming face, but in the end, it was not given by the owner of the city hall that day..." The words suddenly stopped. The jealous farmer B looked around. Then he put down his hand and lowered his voice and said, "So, according to me, it's better to play good tricks than to have a good face. Otherwise, it will be miserable in the end. But myself."
"Yo, look at this sour," Peasant A bumped into Farmer B with her hips and said with a smile, "Do you remember that your family is going to marry Xi Shi, the pork in the east of the city?"
"You..." The peasant woman's face stiffened, and she was about to reach out to pat the peasant woman A. The corner of her eyes caught a glimpse of Shan Xiaowu looking at the two of them with her eyes wide open, so she swallowed the curse, but rudely glanced at someone who was watching with a pestle.
Shan Xiaowu, who was stared at, touched his nose awkwardly, said goodbye, and then raised his master to squeeze out the crowd.
The words that the peasant woman B didn't finish just now made her heart feel like a kitten scratching. It was very itchy. What's wrong with the bride being given by Xiao Tiancheng? However, she didn't finish talking. The typical representative of cheating father is not so appetizing.
He took a bite of the pancake. Shan Xiaowu listened to the lively and festive sound of firecrackers on the other side of the wall. His eyes turned around and his mind came to his mind. Since it was boring to watch on the road, why don't we go to the groom's house to watch?
She didn't believe it. The guy who secretly poisoned people because he lost to others in the game would be so happy to watch his ex-wife marry another man - unless there is something hidden in it - of course, if so, it must be another excellent gossip.
"Get out of the way, get out of here!"
While Shan Xiaowu was busy solving the food, there was a sudden roar in his ear, accompanied by a few wailings, and then he only heard a babbling sound, and the onlookers began to whisper.
Shan Xiaowu paused, kneaded the oil paper just used to make pancakes into a ball and threw it away, looked left and right, then grinned, stretched out two greasy claws and quickly pasted them on the clothes of passers-by in front of them, rubbed them vigorously, and shouted excitedly. "Let me, hey, let me, let me borrow a light."
"What's the squeeze? Don't squeeze." The passer-by who was pushed away by Shan Xiaowu turned around impatiently and shouted, just to see who dared to squeeze him. The petite Shan Xiaowu had taken advantage of his height to quickly push away the people around him to the front.
"What are you doing when you hurt people on the street?" The welcoming team was forced to stop. When he encountered such a thing on a good day, the immediate groom naturally looked unhappy.
"I still think I'm a fool who wants to marry the broken shoes lost by our eldest brother. It turns out to be your high son." Among the people who blocked the road, the one-eyed dragon, who was carrying a nine-ring knife and covered with a beard, obscenely put his hand into his open collar and rubbed it hard. He squinted and took out a small mud pill with a comfortable expression. He looked down. After popped it off, he wiped his hand on his clothes and deliberately raised his voice. "Tut, I didn't expect that the eldest son of a tall man from a foreigner likes to pick up things that others don't want. I really can't see it. Don't you think so?"
As soon as the one-eyed dragon opened his mouth, several other people who followed him immediately laughed.
Yo-ho! It's really something to say.
Shan Xiaowu's eyes lit up and a high-five, thinking that this could save the work of walking - there was no need to go to the groom's house to watch, now they are provocative halfway. This play is really wonderful.
"You...! Don't bully people too much!"
The elegant-faced groom pulled the reins tightly, and his angry face turned green. The honor guard behind him also stared fiercely at the bad group of people. He secretly took the guy around him who could be used as a weapon in his hand, and waited for the groom to rush up under the order to fight that you are my job, and the provocative person over there. Eye dragons and others also pointed their weapons at the people in the welcoming team with contempt.
The two sides looked at each other from a distance, and the time seemed to be still. A few leaves floated down from the old trees on the street with the wind, just falling into the open space between the two sides, and the atmosphere at the scene was imminent.
At this critical moment, some people feel that it is not enough. Seeing that they have been confronting each other for a long time and have not started fighting, they shamelessly hide aside and do their duty to stir up trouble, and sprinkle salt and gasoline to promote the fire.
"Oh, look, look, why do you think this man is so immoral? He blocked the sedan chair and insulted the bride and groom," Shan Xiaowu ran to the right front of the welcome team, squeezed his throat in the crowd and raised his voice and shouted, "I see, the big brother in their mouth is also immoral and smoking. The good days make people use knives. Touching Mr. Gao's moldy head with his sword, it's obvious that he can't get along with the Gao family. Everyone says, doesn't it?
Shan Xiaowu should also have the ability to stir people's hearts. As soon as the voice here fell, the onlookers there immediately responded to the call and had a warm resonance. Not only that, they also loved the gossip of the neighborhood whispered, all pointing to the bridegroom on the horse and the one-eyed dragon opposite, "I said that this marriage is not so easy. Have you just heard about it? They said that the bride was a broken shoe that had been lost! In my opinion, the owner must have felt ashamed and sent someone to retaliate.
"Isn't it! Look at those people. They are dressed like those Jianghu people. Maybe they really came to make trouble.
"This man surnamed Xiao is so gutless that he doesn't dare to come out and send others to make evil. I'm ah, it's really disgusting."
"It's so arrogant that I simply don't look at the senior and Mr. Gao."
"Yes, yes, that's..."
Hearing this, the bridegroom, who was already angry, looked more and more embarrassed. His fierce eyes stared at the one-eyed dragon and couldn't wait to skin it on the spot. "How can it be!"
I didn't expect that Xiao was really bravely against him. Very good, very good!
"Bah, what if you bully people too much? Even if I smashed your field and robbed your sedan chair today, I guess your Gao family doesn't even dare to fart!"
The one-eyed dragon seemed to be very happy about the thing that could make the groom unable to step down. He did not investigate the topic that had just started the first, and even forgot about being scolded for being immoral. He just held the big ring knife, looked at the sedan chair behind the groom, and wiped his saliva. "Anyway, your mother-in-law is already tired of being tired of others. Well, if you let me play a few more times, there will be no loss. With that, he rubbed his hands and looked around left and right. A group of people immediately smiled.
"Oh, my God! What a shame! It's really a marriage robbery! Grab the kiss! They want to rob the bride!" Seeing that the situation developed in the direction of his own director, Shan Xiaowu sneered in his heart, squatted down and stepped back a few steps, hid in the crowd and continued to scream everywhere for fear that the world would not be chaotic, "Come and help! ** The thief snatched the kiss! The bride is going to be robbed by the bad guys!"
"...G Laozi! Brothers, give it to me." The tall man who had been following the groom closely and was also riding a horse heard this. Finally, he couldn't help roaring. He grabbed the long sword in his hand and ran to the group of one-eyed dragons. "Fight me to death. It's my fault!"
"Let's go!"
Being called by him, the people in the welcoming team immediately shouted, grabbed the stick and the pole picking the betrothal gift and killed aggressively forward, while the one-eyed dragon over there stared, spit on the ground fiercely, and waved a nine-ring knife to greet it.
The short soldiers joined each other, and the two sides immediately fought together. After appeasing the bride, the red-eyed groom also shook the big red flower ball on his chest, rolled up his sleeves and grabbed the long whip to join the battle.
For a moment, I saw swords, sticks, cabbage, eggs, durian and sweet potatoes flying together, chickens, dogs, ghosts, crying and wolves howling endlessly. The whole street was in a mess, and it also became more and more intense to the houses on both sides. Not only were all the stalls overturned, but also the door panels and windows were smashed, and there was debris everywhere. The residue, and even several piles of bloody chicken feathers - its tragic condition can be imagined.
The people who were originally watching the bustle saw that the situation was out of control and hid wisely. Only Shan Xiaowu and a few passers-by who were not afraid of death were still excited to cheer on the sidelines in the guerrilla war.