Chapter 72 The Big Dipper Orangutan

Shan Xiaowu is like a soft insect on the stone table of the lake pavilion, holding a round pillow made of silk-filled cotton in his hand, and his whole face almost disappeared when his chin was placed on it.

Yaoxiang stood behind her and gently shook the fan, accompanying her with Qiqiao.

On the water not far away, Lang Xie fluttered excitedly in the Mirror Lake, playing happily.

There was a faint sound of cicadas in the distance. The wind blew away and deliberately made people hang the white gauze that covered the bright sun and made a slight hunting sound. The afternoon seemed quiet and long.

Of course, this refers to when there is no special situation.

At Shan Xiaowu, he almost swam to the edge of the sky to talk. Several white figures who didn't know where they came from suddenly flew over the middle of the lake pavilion, and then brushed and fell to the front of the stone table. Seven people lined up and looked down at Shan Xiaowu, who was lying on the table, who was snoring and sleeping, who had no image.

When Yaoxiang and Qiqiao saw the seven people, they hurriedly lowered their bodies and saluted. They were about to open their mouths, but the eyebrows on the far left were all white, and the old man with a serious face waved his hand to stop them.

"Recede." The old man with white eyebrows frowned and motioned Yaoxiang to leave.

"Yes." Yaoxiang and Qiqiao looked at each other, and then looked at Shan Xiaowu, who was still sleeping with the dead pig. He hesitated and still walked out obediently. However, due to the order of not leaving, he did not dare to leave too far away, so he guarded in the yard outside the corridor.

Several elders didn't care. The elder Baimei took a step forward and reached out to point a few times on Shan Xiaowu's body. Shan Xiaowu, who had been sleeping completely, felt a tingling in his shoulder and was about to jump up reflexively. As a result, Elder Baimei stopped with lightning.

She moved her mouth, but she couldn't make a sound at all. Shan Xiaowu knew in her heart that she had been clicked by a dumb hole again. She was depressed on the spot. She hated the kung fu of acupuncture points!

He blinked his blurred eyes and looked at several old people lined up in front of him. In a trance, Shan Xiaowu thought that he had crossed into the world of Shuiyue Dongtian.

Whether tall, short, fat or thin, they are all uniform loose white robes. The top of the forehead is covered by the hood. Looking at it from the perspective of Shan Xiaowu, you can only see a long eyebrows and a white beard. It is said that it is a fairy Taoist bone, but it is not like it. It is said that it is a mortal, but it looks obviously unusual.

Just as Shan Xiaowu was looking at several people, the serious old man who just opened his mouth quickly grabbed her hand, put his finger on her wrist, frowned and said, "There is no martial arts... But it's strange..."

Shan Xiaowu looked at him sideways. The height of her wrist made her feel very uncomfortable. She was about to speak when she remembered that she had been dumb. She could only curl her lips and let him go.

I didn't feel danger to them, and I didn't think I would do anything to myself. Shan Xiaowu was relieved. When he came, he was at ease.

"How's the big brother? What else is strange?"

As soon as the serious old man finished his words, the red-faced old man standing closer to him had asked anxiously. Looking at his posture, he had the intention of rushing up to replace the serious old man.

The serious old man did not answer him, but took back the finger on Shan Xiaowu's wrist, pulled her hand high to the position of her ear, and listened carefully.

Shan Xiaowu was extremely bored. In addition, he felt that these old people did not look malicious, so he held his cheeks with one hand and calmly looked at them one by one. When he met someone who looked kind, he would also smile.

The old man was smiled by her. First, he was stunned, then smiled and nodded slightly with his white beard.

"Brother, you say it, don't just listen to the pulse!" The red-faced old man stepped forward a few steps, still looking anxious.

Sand Xiaowu looked at him and somehow thought of Bajie in Journey to the West. He often shouted at Wukong in a hurry, "Brother Monkey, you should say it quickly..."

As the images of the two were superimposed, Shan Xiaowu couldn't control a row of white teeth, slammed the table with a smile, and provoked the seven people to look at her inexplicably.

"Big brother..."

"What's the quarrel? If you want to know what's strange, listen to it yourself." The serious old man stared, and the red-faced old man immediately withered.

"Well, big brother, come on, I won't..."

"Then wait and go." The serious old man snorted angrily, and the red-faced old man immediately retreated obediently.

Shan Xiaowu wanted to laugh again.

"Woth girl, you really don't have martial arts skills?" The serious old man listened for a while, then put down Shan Xiaowu's wrist with a puzzled face and said to himself, "But it's not right. I look at your meridians, as if you have had internal force before..."

"..." Shan Xiaowu looked at him with great interest and waited for analysis. Seeing that he turned his head and looked at himself, he quickly pointed to his mouth. Don't forget that she was still being lit with a dumb hole. How to answer him?

The serious old man woke up and quickly untied her acupuncture point, "Now you can answer my question."

Shan Xiaowupi looked at him with a smile and only shook his sore arm. "If I really know martial arts, I won't be caught by you. Do you think I know martial arts?"

Although she hopes she will.

"This..." The serious old man really hesitated.

"I don't need this. I really don't know martial arts." Shan Xiaowu sat up straight, put his pillow in his arms again, looked at the old people in front of him and asked with great interest, "Why don't you teach me?" Don't be too powerful, as long as you can beat people out with one move. Otherwise, it's not bad to have some light kung fu. At least you can run faster.

There was no time to pay attention to Shan Xiaowu's humor. The serious old man retreated. The seven people chattered in a circle for a long time. After a while, they probably got the result, and lined up with a tacit understanding.

"Whether there is martial arts or not, it is very commendable with the girl's appearance in the face of danger just now. Don't you think she smiles very much like when I was young?" One of the old men who was always smiling suddenly said, "So I agree."

Shan Xiaowu is at a loss. What do you agree with?

"I heard from the stinky boy Ben Lei that this girl can make a lot of special food," the belly bulged out. The fat old man like Maitreya Buddha patted his belly and smiled, "As long as she can make delicious food, I agree whether she can do martial arts or not."

“..."

Shan Xiaowu was at a loss again. What on earth did he agree to?

"Do you have any wine? Can you make wine?" The old man with a rosacea nose shook the empty wine gourd, dripped the last drop of wine into his mouth, smashed it and said, "Sle, give me more good wine in the future. I absolutely agree with you."

Shan Xiaowu... Shan Xiaowu put aside the cold sweat on his head and was still confused - can anyone come and tell her what the hell they agreed to?

"But she doesn't have martial arts, this... This is not in line with the rules..." The red-faced old man jumped, "In case..."

"The owner's martial arts skills are high enough that there is no need for protection," the smiling old man said lightly, "In my opinion, it's probably that you can't change your love to find someone to compete with. I think you can compare with the owner's wife in the future, right?"

"Me! ... I'm also thinking about the future of the villa. Don't you think that if there is a virtuous assistant with strong martial arts skills, the master will be much easier in the future?"

Being said to be the center, the red-faced old man was really embarrassed, but the red face really couldn't see the awkward look.

The smiling old man brushed his beard happily, "The so-called marriage and seeking virtuousness, how do you know that the owner likes martial arts rather than being as versatile as this girl?"

"...How do I know? Forget it. As long as the owner likes it, I won't get in it." The red-faced old man choked. Seeing that the smiling old man couldn't quarrel, he could only say such a sentence with a hard neck, silently pretending to retreat as if nothing had happened.

"I heard from my old lady say that this girl is in good shape. If she is well recuperated, she will definitely open branches and leaves for my Xiaoyao Villa in the future."

The second to last, the old man with a light face and long eyebrows stroked his beard and said solemnly, thinking with a smile. Now she finally understands what they agreed to.

"Although the pulse is strange, she didn't lie. She really doesn't have any merit," said the serious old man who had passed the pulse of Shan Xiaowu. "But it's quite good as a research material, so I think... I can agree first."

As a spare research material, Shan Xiaowu: "..."

"Although the figure is flat and the figure is not interesting, it can make do with it," the only old man who did not have long eyebrows brushed the neat beard and hummed, "It's rare for the owner to like it himself, so I won't say anything. It's important to give birth to the heir. I'll give it to the landlord later. It's just a few concubines."

Concubine... or a few!

After listening to this sentence, Shan Xiaowu's face turned green on the spot. The two apricot eyes stared at the old man who said this viciously, firmly remembered his appearance in his mind, and prepared to kill the old man who dared to find a mistress for her man in the future.

It's okay with her ginseng rooster. She actually wants to destroy the river crab family. It's very good. She remembers him.

"I don't know what to call you?" He stood up without a smile. Shan Xiaoqiang resisted the impulse to step forward and kick him, and pretended to ask modestly and politely.

"You don't know who we are?" The serious old man raised his eyebrows, and his tone was full of disbelief.

"If I know, I don't need to ask you."

Shan Xiaowu asked the sky speechlessly. A group of old guys came up and directly clicked her dumb hole to judge her without saying who she was. She was not a roundworm who could play time-traveling in their stomachs. They didn't know what their identity was.

Several people looked at each other and made silent eye contact for a while. The serious old man said first, "Well, I heard that you have been in a coma for a while... So I don't care about you. I'm Tianshu."

The red-faced old man continued rudely, "Tianxuan."

"Tianji." The old man with light eyebrows continued to stroke his beard. Shan Xiaowu guessed from what he said that he should be Mrs. Qi's husband. Because she had never seen him before, she thought he was just called Elder Qi, but she didn't expect that it turned out to be Tianji.

"God's right." This is the old man with a smiling face.

"Yuheng," a fat old man who likes special food held his obviously round and drooping stomach with his hand, and his nose and mouth were crooked at the same time.

"Oh, open... open the sun." The old man with rosacea burped wine, and still did not give up shaking the wine gourd in his hand and trying to get some more wine out of it.

As for the elder who had just disliked Shan Xiaowu, who was obsessed with cleanliness at first glance, he frowned, looked at Shan Xiaowu with his chin contemptuously, and hummed, "Shake the light."

"Wait a minute!" Shan Xiaowu raised his right hand and split it down from the air. "What a mess. Can we make it clear?"

Tianquan shakes the light and opens the sun... If she remembers correctly, isn't this the names of the Big Dipper?

Shao Guang looked contemptuous, "Have you not heard of our elders in the Big Dipper for so long?"

"No." Shan Xiaowu shook his head simply, "I haven't heard of it at all."

The Big Dipper? It's just a group of old guys who don't respect the old. In her opinion, it should be the seven orangutans in the Big Dipper. Shan Xiaowu hummed in his heart that the pleasant Tianquan Tianji and the elders of Yuheng Kaiyang can be let go, but the other three, please take care of them in the future. As long as Shan Xiaowu stays in Xiaoyao Villa for one more day, they can't want to escape. Get rid of the fate of being redressed.

"You!" Elder Yaoguang was furious. When had he been regarded as the elder of Zhenzhuang? When he had been so despised? Seeing Shan Xiaowu's disapproving appearance, he was angry and was about to open his mouth, but was preempted by Shan Xiaowu.

"Me? I didn't know it before, but now I know that you are the Elder Shaking Light, right? The smile became brighter and brighter. Shan Xiaowu lowered his voice and said gloomyly, "Don't worry, I will definitely remember you well."

"..."

It's strange that where did this ordinary girl come from such a frightening momentum? She is about to catch up with their owner.

He was stared at by Shan Xiaowu with a smile. The elder shook the light and shivered for no reason. If he didn't say it, he swallowed it back into his stomach.

He has a rather bad feeling that his future days will not be as calm as before...