Chapter 90 Three Thousand Drinks of Weak Water

Because Shan Xiaowu didn't like to go home to eat on time since he was a child, the time of dinner in Shanfu is never uncertain. Moreover, under Shan Xiaowu's coquettish plea, the rule that the master can use the meal after the master can eat. When the host does not eat, they can eat first when the servants are hungry, never It's so hard to wait.

At this time, when Shan Xiaowu returned to Shanfu, the moon was hanging high, and there was no more excitement around him. However, the dining room of Shanfu was still brightly lit. Mr. Shan and Mrs. Shan and Shan Baoqian were all sitting, and even Ben Lei was invited to the main table as a guest.

Mrs. Shan pinched her handkerchief and looked at the door frequently. Shan Baoqian drank a little wine leisurely. Mr. Shan chatted with Ben Lei very much. An old man and a young man chatted from time to time, and then laughed happily. Mr. Shan even put one arm on Ben Lei's shoulder.

Because both of them are standard, their heads can be broken casually, and the blood can be flowed casually, and the beards are absolutely indispensable. Naturally, they feel very close as soon as they meet.

"Madam, madam, Miss and uncle are back, back."

Wang Bo glanced at two familiar figures at the door. Knowing that Mr. Shan and Mrs. Shan could wait, he quickly opened the door and asked his grandson to help him watch. He rushed to the dining room to make a report with flexibility that was not in line with his age.

"Are you back?!" When Mrs. Shan heard the words, she immediately stood up from the chair and was happily about to walk out to meet her daughter and son-in-law, but she found that her wrist was pulled by her second son. "Second, what are you doing?"

"Mother," Shan Bao comforted Mrs. Shan with a smile and pulled her back. "You are the mistress in our Shan's house, and you are also a stable mother-in-law. How can you pick up Yuan Baomei and her husband at this time? If they come to invite you."

Mrs. Shan also thinks it makes sense, but she always feels that she can't sit still. "By the way, that's my son-in-law after all..."

"Mom, have you forgotten the reaction of Yuan Baomei today? Whether you want a son-in-law or a daughter, it's up to you.

Shan Baoqian said a leisurely sentence, and Mrs. Shan immediately changed her face and said a few words, but she no longer wanted to get up to find Mr. and Mrs. Shan Xiaowu.

"Dad, mother, second brother, we're back."

Before Shan Xiaowu arrived at the dining room, she began to shout. When she walked in, everyone found that she was happily eating a ripe sweet potato in her hand, and they didn't know which servant contributed it.

He also holds one in his hand, but obviously he is not interested in sweet potatoes. At best, he just took it to prevent others from being sad - maybe he is just holding it for Shan Xiaowu.

"Good ingot, come here." As soon as Master Shan saw his precious daughter, he immediately greeted her with shining eyes to sit next to him. As for the son-in-law beside him... Sorry, there was no silver as a foil, and he ignored it again.

"Good son-in-law, come to my mother's side and let me have a good look." As soon as Mrs. Shan saw that she was inseparable, her eyes were shining. Regardless of whether her daughter would be jealous or not, she quickly stood up and greeted attentively. She was afraid that her son-in-law, who had finally met, would make her daughter disappear.

“..."

Shan Xiaowu still had sweet potatoes stuffed in his mouth. After listening to his parents' words, he subconsciously turned his head and looked at her. The latter also looked at her, with a questioning look in his deep dark eyes.

So she turned around and spit out the sweet potato skin. She took the handkerchief she handed to her and wiped her mouth. She pulled him very hard to sit farthest away from Master Shan and Mrs. Shan. "Let's just sit here - okay, stop talking nonsense. I've been hungry for dinner."

Yeah?!

Mr. Shan and Mrs. Shan stayed at the same time.

As someone else's daughter, she is too arrogant, isn't she?

Shan Xiaowu's surprised chin almost fell to the ground regardless of his parents' surprise. He rubbed his chopsticks and first picked up a chicken leg for the boss, and then got the other one into his bowl and devoured it rudely.

"Why are you looking at me like this?"

In the middle of eating, he found that the table was quiet. Shan Xiaowu covered his mouth and burped. He took a sip of the water cup handed to her, but found that except her, almost everyone else did not move the chopsticks. Either sat stupidly, or drank slowly and stared at her - what's the matter now? Do you enjoy her solo show?

Master Shan looked at the almost unmoved chicken legs in his son-in-law's bowl with envy, and then looked at the empty bowls and chopsticks in front of him, and couldn't help but collapse.

Damn it, the married daughter really spilled water. Look at his good ingot. After getting married, she doesn't pick up vegetables for him now. Whoo-hoo.

Ben Lei was beside him and drank with Shan Baoqian. Since he came back from Shan Xiaowu, all the attention of Master Shan has been shifted to that side, so now he is looking for fun by himself, and Shan Baoqian is secretly guessing the wine boxing.

"The son-in-law..."

Mrs. Shan still looked straight at Gui, looking like she wanted to go there but didn't dare to go, as if a tramp who had been hungry for several days saw a large piece of beef pie, hungry and thirsty.

"Mom, please don't look at my father-in-law with that kind of eyes. That's disgusting!" Put the chopsticks aside, took out the handkerchief and wiped his fingers. Shan Xiaowu rolled his eyes and said, "If you look at it any more, I will suspect that you don't want a father anymore. You are going to rob a man with me for a change of taste."

Ratch men, rob men... grab men-people!

"Puff..." Mrs. Shan didn't have time to make a statement. Shan Baoqian has sprayed all the white wine in the mouth of the square first, and sprayed all the food on the table. There is nothing missing, and all the rain and dew are stained - it's really disgusting. He wants to monopolize all the rice in this way. Dishes?

Ben Lei beat his chest secretly, and he was glad that he didn't have to drink if he had just guessed that he didn't need to drink. Otherwise, Shan Xiaowu would have been stunned for so many times. I'm afraid he was choked to death early.

Mrs. Shan was stunned for a long time before she realized. Seeing that Master Shan beside her was looking at her with a pitiful face, she seemed to be really worried that she would like her son-in-law. She couldn't help but get angry. A slap of pia greeted the back of Master Shan's head, and the dignified lady was nothing. "Look Look, what are you looking at! Do I look like that kind of person?"

Master Shan's eyes were hit with stars, but when he came to his senses, he began to giggle and admit his mistake. "Yes, yes, what my wife said is that it's not for my husband. I'm here to apologize to my wife..."

With that, Dang Zhen stood up and bent down to give a 90-degree bow. Mrs. Shan snorted, which calmed down a little.

Shan Xiaowu put his hand to his mouth and whispered to his mother in his ear, "It's obvious that he still doesn't admit it. Humph, I've already told you that my mother's appearance is different, right?"

Gui Noni opened his mouth slightly and was about to speak. Madame Shan's roar over there had been bombarded first--,

"Bad girl, nothing else will just leak your mother's bottom. I have really raised you for nothing for so many years! Unexpectedly, you didn't show me your son-in-law, you, you... unfilial daughter! White-eyed wolf!"

Shan Xiaowu glanced at it leisurely and pushed it back righteously. "It's my mother who looked at my father-in-law first, so I want to protect him from him."

Mrs. Shan suffocated, and then her whole face turned red and began to jump. "I'm looking at your husband. I'm looking at my son-in-law, son-in-law!" She is the most traditional and conservative mother-in-law. How can she go to Xiao to think of her son-in-law? Besides, where is she obsessed with color? She is obviously the elders' eager hope for the younger generation, okay?

"...Isn't your son-in-law my father-in-law," Shan Xiaowu pouted and muttered, "Anyway, it's not bad!"

"There is a difference!" Being so angry with her daughter, Mrs. Shan continued to jump into a Hedong lion, completely fading the elegant and peaceful appearance of the lady. "You mean, who looked at your husband with lust? Obviously, you didn't show me your son-in-law first! That's why I want to see it clearly. Where is it? After saying that, she took a breath again, and then turned her head to Master Shan, who shrank his head, "Old man, don't you think so?"

Even the old man came out... Doesn't he dare to say?

But...

By the way, he glanced at the precious daughter who was also pouted and waiting for his answer. Master Shan, who was sandwiched in the middle as a sandwich smoked meat, couldn't help sweating coldly and motioned his son-in-law to help take over his daughter. Then he turned to the Taizuo, who was still on fire, and comforted him flatteringly, "Madam, Shunqi, Shunqi... "

"...It's really more wonderful than watching family ethics dramas."

Ben Lei muttered and watched the family quarrel while drinking. The wife and daughter each occupied one side and patted the table and quarreled. The husband hurried forward to be a peacemaker, and the son was secretly having fun - how weird is this? Don't their family feel that something is turned upside down?

By the way, take a look at the master at home. Fortunately, at least it's normal to leave that guy - at least he knows to comfort Shan Xiaowu in a low voice at this time.

The young couple bit their ears desperately over there, while the old couple next to him slowly breathed down under her husband's whispered persuasion.

"Yeah? Really?"

I don't know what Gui Buli said in Shan Xiaowu's ear. I saw her looking back at him with a surprised face, and her big apricot eyes were more than doubled.

He nodded slowly and reached out to sort out the messy hair stuck to her cheeks for her. "Really."

"Is it big?" Ben Lei could almost see a whole shining Milky Way in Shan Xiaowu's eyes.

"It's very big." Gui Bui continued to nod, and by the way, he helped Shan Xiaowu pull it to the neckline of his coat.

"Is it cool?"

nodded.

"And does it smell like wine?"

Nod again.

"Can you whiten and nourish your face?"

... He hesitated and continued to nod.

"Wow! Then what are we still doing here? Go back quickly!"

He jumped up from the chair excitedly. Shan Xiaowu grabbed the inseparable sleeve and was about to rush out with his eyes shining. He completely forgot that there were still people at the big table eating - although the food was all cheap for Shan Baoqian, it did not prevent them from continuing to sit and enjoy the dishes full of saliva on the table. By the way, show a blank face to others: it's very cool, has the smell of alcohol, and it can also whiten and nourish the face... What on earth are they talking about? Alien creatures?

"Wait!"

Seeing that Shan Xiaowu was about to leave, Master Shan finally couldn't help stopping them under a fierce kick from his wife, "Yuanbao, it's not easy for you to come back, you have to have dinner..." Glancing at the meal that had just been 'contaminated' by his second son, Master Shan cleared his throat, "Well, I mean, Maybe you can stay for some tea or wine or something first. Let's have a chat with your father-in-law, that is, our two son-in-law?

"This..."

Shan Xiaowu put his finger on his chin and thought about it, and felt that this seemed to be a little reasonable. After all, he went back and forth today. It didn't seem good to give his parents a chance to get to know each other.

"Okay, I'll lend it to you for a chat, but only once," he raised a finger and shook it. Shan Xiaowu sat back in the chair with him after obtaining the inseparable consent. "If you have any questions, just ask quickly. We're still in a hurry to go out."

"Aren't you staying at home tonight?" Shan Baoqian blurted out.

Shan Xiaowu glanced at him and said, "Don't stop, we're going back to his house." By the way, he compared his thumb back, and the latter nodded quite cooperatively.

"Do you want to go back to Xiaoyao Villa?"

"Of course not," Shan Xiaowu shook his head, held his inseparable arms firmly, and smiled sweetly. "It's another place."

Mrs. Shan was unconvinced, "Bad girl, where are you going to abduct my son-in-law? If you don't stay at home for a few days, why are you in a hurry to go back?

Wow! I really don't understand her mother-in-law who is looking forward to her son-in-law.

"Mother," Shan Xiaowu leaned his chin on the dining table helplessly and looked at her mother with two eyes hanging. "It's not me abducting your son-in-law this time. Obviously, it's your son-in-law who wants to abduct me - father-in-law, don't you think so?"

"Your mother-in-law can rest assured." I can't leave it. I followed the single little five women to sing with my husband.

"..."

Mrs. Shan is almost crying without tears. She is going to keep her daughter and son-in-law to live at home. Who is worried about her daughter's safety? Her violent daughter is followed by such a good son-in-law. What is she worried about?

"Okay, parents, second brother, if you have any questions, please ask quickly. We are really in a hurry." Shan Xiaowu began to urge impatiently again.

Mr. Shan and Mrs. Shan looked at each other. Finally, the two unanimously decided that Master Shan, who had good natural negotiation skills, said, "Well, I said, virtuous son-in-law, how did you hook up with our ingot at the beginning... No, did you look at each other? Also, where did you meet? Are you sure you will really never leave our ingots for the rest of your life? And will you never take a concubine or divorce your wife?"

The gentle master tightened Shan Xiaowu's hand, and he couldn't leave the low voice of assurance, "Three thousand weak water, I only take a ladle."

And Shan Xiaowu is the weak water that he fell in.

Master Shan was stared, and Shan Xiaowu leaned his head on his chest with satisfaction and happiness in his eyes.

That's enough.

Before getting married, she also asked Ben Lei to help her ask this question, but at that time, she was chased to marry before she could get the answer - even so, she had never thought of asking him about it after marriage. Maybe she subconsciously believed him like this. I believe that he will only be kind to her, and I believe that they will belong to each other all their lives.

Even if the weak water is more than Anxi, it is enough for her to just want his ladle.

"Well... then you..."

Master Shan is not that he has never been young and numb, but now he looks at the deep love between his daughter and son-in-law. I don't know why, the old man blushed and he couldn't ask him any more - at this time, he wanted to confess his wife by the way.

"We're leaving, Dad and Mother. You should be fine, right?"

Before Master Shan continued to ask, Shan Xiaowu, who came to his senses, was moved and excited and pulled away again. "Since you have nothing else to ask, let's go first. See you tomorrow."

With that, he waved his hand and jumped on Gui Buli's body. The latter immediately reached out to hold her firmly in his arms, and then with a swd, his whole body jumped high like a lightning. He stepped back and forth on the roof twice and soon disappeared. The people who left a room looked at each other over there. In a daze with each other.

It's unbelievable!

In this way, they came in a hurry and left. Before they could get to know each other, they didn't finish asking, they were abducted by their baby daughter - by the way, what on earth are they here?

Do you want to go back to the door?

Won! I really just went back to the door twice - I went in and out and then went in and out. I stayed for less than two hours in total. It's really stingy!