Chapter 105 Come to the door
"It's this way. I saw the monster come here with my own eyes. I'm sure it can't be wrong!"
The voice as sharp as the eunuch echoed in his ears. A group of people with long knives and meteor hammers suddenly rushed in from the outside of the restaurant. They were all fierce and evil, which was obviously the style of Jianghu people.
Several people squeezed the door of the restaurant, and in front of this group of tall men was a thin man with a hunchback and a low-shaped, sharp-mouthed Monkey cheeks.
There are deep dark circles under his eyes, his eyes are sterless, his cheekbones are high, and his lips are a little sickly white. It looks like he has been sick for hundreds of years. It is disgusting.
"Search for me. If you find the monster that dares to provoke us, you will bring it back immediately. Don't kill it."
"Yes!" The big man standing behind him roared with one voice, and his loud voice almost overturned the roof.
After saying that, he turned his hands behind his back with a very fright expression. He glanced around with the slightly fierce inverted triangular eyes. His eyes quickly fell on Shan Xiaowu, who was playing with the tentacles of Langxie with his hand. At that moment, his eyes opened widened, and he screamed in a shrill as if he was about to jump up, "It's her, that's her! That's the woman. The one sitting next to her is the monster!"
At that time, Shan Xiaowu was holding his cheeks with one hand and was waiting for the good show with great interest. Unexpectedly, he was suddenly pointed to his nose and named. He couldn't help but feel a little puzzled, "Me?"
"Yes, it's you!" Shan Xiaowu couldn't laugh or cry when he really answered her back.
"Wo!" Lang Xieda has been on high alert since he saw the group of people break in just now. At this time, he heard what he said and knew that it was a revenge. At this time, he opened his mouth unhappily and threatenedly. The silver light flowed on his body, and the pink mane behind his neck began to grow wildly.
"Be quiet!"
Knowing that it was a precursor to transformation, he glanced at it coldly, and then reached out his hand and patted it hard on the head.
Lang Xie was slapped by him and immediately shouted aggrievedly. His mane slowly shortened back to his original appearance. He put his head on his limbs and put his head on his hands, bulging two shiny big eyes to help smooth the hair.
"Catch it here!" After acting for a long time, he immediately screamed angrily when he saw that the people at the table were too lazy to pay attention to him.
"Eh, wait, several guests, don't be impatient, don't be impatient!" The shopkeeper of the restaurant saw that the situation was wrong. He quickly came out from behind the counter, bent down and smiled and saluted. "There is also an elegant seat in it. Why don't you sit down and have a good talk? Look..."
"What are you looking at! Get out of here!" The thin monkey was pushed aside. A pale yellow short, dirty sleeves were tied up to his elbows, his face was full of shiny hair, and the messy short and fat man lined up the Jianghu people with knives before. He walked to everyone in three or two steps. He stood there with a golden knife and raised his chin to think he was chic. The posture showed the two exposed nostrils to everyone, and the tone was even more arrogant that people couldn't wait to drag him out and beat him in the mud.
"Ouch, Huang Daxia, why are you here? We are going to bring the monster back to you.
Although he had just been pushed and hit his head on the table to get a big bag, he didn't even dare to cover it. He quickly took out the dashing fan inserted in his back, flattered him and leaned against the disgusting-looking man and fanned the wind hard, while staying aside. The shopkeeper shouted loudly, "You old man, don't you see our Huang Daxia here? Hurry up and bring up all the good wine and dishes in your store! Serve me well."
"Hey, wait!" The strong man, known as the Huang Daxia, picked up his belt under his round belly and stretched out his hand to block it in front of people. His cheeks on both sides pulled a few times. His turbid eyes swept around the people with different expressions in the restaurant from left to right, and suddenly laughed, "We're just here to settle accounts with monsters. Don't bother me. It's not good for people to eat.
"Pig!"
The corners of Shan Xiaowu's mouth twitched. He covered his eyes with his hands and did not look at the unsightly face of 'Huang Daxia'. He lowered his head and muttered, "My eyes are going to be blind..."
Lang Xie echoed on the side, and also twisted his face inward, and his eyes were not clear.
"It turned out that it was Huang Daxia who came, and the shop was really... brilliant."
The shopkeeper leaned over with a strange face, stopped a few steps away from Huang Daxia, suddenly turned his head and coughed a few times, and then continued to pile up his face with a smile and said, "Come on, Huang Daxia, please inside, please - come inside, tidy up the table quickly and serve tea for Huang Daxia."
"The shopkeeper, you go first. Huang will be able to deal with the matter here soon. At that time, he must have good wine and good food for the shopkeeper." Huang Daxia patted his round belly and pretended to be polite. He didn't realize how stiff the smile on the shopkeeper's face was at all - fucking, he really hit the snake with the stick. He only said tea. Where did he say that he wanted to be served with wine and vegetables?
"Of course."
"Go away, get out of the way." Seeing that Huang Daxia was impatient, he quickly stepped forward and pushed the shopkeeper aside. The shopkeeper had no time to react, and he immediately stepped back a few steps.
Ben Lei, who was drinking, picked up the end of his eyes, and shot out the two pinched chopsticks with his backhand. The shopkeeper, who was about to fall to the place where the wine jar was left, pushed him to one side and fell on the shopkeeper, so as to avoid the danger of being pierced by the broken wine urn.
Shan Xiaowu sat next to him, and his every move naturally fell into her eyes. At this moment, he naturally raised his thumb to praise him, "Ben Lei, good job!"
"Good to say, good to say." Ben Lei shook his legs and subconsciously swept his beard left and right with his fingers. There was such an expression on his face. Obviously, he enjoyed Shan Xiaowu's appreciation very much.
Guibu Li squeezed the wine glass gently. Seeing this, he couldn't help but slightly hook the corners of his mouth and pulled back the claws that Shan Xiaowu wanted to reach out and pat Ben Lei's shoulder.
"Three people, where's the meal?"
The three of them were talking and laughing. Huang Daxia was not willing to take two steps to the table of Shan Xiaowu. Naturally, he followed him step by step.
Shan Xiaowu rolled his eyes and silently complained and despised him in his stomach: Why don't you sing a big play if you don't eat in a restaurant at this time?
The eyes circled around the three people. Seeing that Shan Xiaowu were all wearing good silk clothes, there was even a seemingly valuable piece of white jade and exquisite pendant hanging around their waists. Thinking of the silver that Huang Daxia couldn't help but flash in his eyes. Wipe greed.
Gui Buti looked at Ben Lei in his eyes, but he was silent, drinking, eating vegetables and vegetables.
"I don't know this brother..." Huang Daxia showed a mouthful of yellow teeth and was about to open his mouth with a posture of harmony and wealth.
It's not annoying. Shan Xiaowu suddenly stood up, holding Lang Xie in one hand and pinching his nose in the other. He turned around behind him with disgust on his face - God! How many days has this guy not taken a shower? As soon as he approached, there was a strong sour smell, which made people feel more uncomfortable than standing in the garbage heap, not to mention the tone when he opened his mouth--
"It stinks!"
If she is not mistaken, there are bouncing lice in his thick curly hand hair that can compete with the steel wire... This is too much!
No wonder the hotel shopkeeper just approached him with the expression of wanting to talk and stop. It seems that he has endured quite a hard time.
Shan Xiaowu touched his chin and almost suspected that it was this guy who brought about a dozen green-headed flies that suddenly appeared in the restaurant.
"What..."
Huang Daxia was robbed by Shan Xiaowu. He was stunned for a long time before he recovered. Then he looked at the people around him pinching their noses and looked unbearable. He came up in anger, "Bad bitch, what did you just say?"
You can't leave home. Shan Xiaowu has a sense of security. He is not afraid of heaven and earth.
Immediately, he pinched his nose and made a contemptuous expression towards him. He was afraid that he would not understand and answered honestly, "Speaking that you stink, it's going to stink!"
The people in the inn all laughed coaxed, and even the fierce fan was disgusting. They couldn't help shaking their shoulders and laughing for a long time.
"You...you!" Huang Daxia's face was blue and white, and there was suspicious smoke on his messy hair.
"Little Five." He calmly put down his glass and warned in a low voice, "Don't go too far."
The guy who often kills people and set fire tells good citizens not to overdo it? The sky is about to fall!
Shan Xiaowu spit out his tongue and sat down beside him reluctantly. "Okay, okay, it's just for fun. Isn't it okay if you don't play?"
"If you want to play, you must also look at the object," she slowly pulled her hand and wiped the tea watermark that had just spilled on the cuffs because she got up in a hurry. She didn't even look at Huang Daxia. "Talking to this kind of person will only stain your ears and eyes and pollute the air... Remember to see it clearly next time."
With a thunder, he was swept away by the emotionless black eyes. He immediately coughed twice and took back all the rest of the laughter and planned to let it out after returning to his room.
"Yes, sir!"
Shan Xiaowu couldn't help laughing. Listening to the words without dirty words, he was so happy that he almost rolled on the ground twice - he didn't expect that her father-in-law was meaner than her. It's good, not bad.
"You three, don't bully others too much!"
Huang Daxia finally couldn't help but lose his temper in the room full of laughter. He took away the politeness and pretended to be politely before. He took off the 30 catties of knife hanging on his waist, hit the table with a heavy touch, and shouted arrogantly, "Master, I don't want to kill today. Smart Just send me the monster quickly and give me a hundred taels of silver as compensation, otherwise you will look good.
...Who on earth bullies people too much?
Money is something outside the body. If you give it, you will give it. I'm afraid that they will see the value of Lang Xie and plan to open a circus.
Shan Xiaowu couldn't help laughing, but on the other hand, he still hugged Lang Xie and pretended to be weak and helpless. "What should I do? My father-in-law, he said he wanted us to look good. I'm so scared.
The dark eyes behind the mask, with a heavy smile, raised his hand and tapped on her head, "Sit down."
"Madam, don't be funny. What are you afraid of if you have a landlord?"
Smoked by the 'smell of Jianghu' on Huang Daxia's body, Ben Lei also thought he could not be the enemy. He quickly moved his buttocks aside for a long time. He didn't care about eating wine and vegetables. He only hoped that he would not be "assimilated' with any strange smell to scare people to death.
"Yes, with my father-in-law, I don't have to be afraid at all."
Shan Xiaowu nodded as if he suddenly realized, and then quickly sat up straight and straightened his back. He held Lang Xie and tried to continue to pretend to be the onlookers with big eyes and innocent. "Then I'll continue to watch the play."
Gui Boli stretched out his hand to insert the crooked hairpin for her, and said to Ben Lei indifferently without raising his head, "It's up to you."