Chapter 113 The mask is also sharp

" Sit down and don't move."

He frowned and drank lowly. He pressed Shan Xiaowu, who was struggling to get up, and sat back. At the same time, he stretched out his iron arm around her waist to fix her, so that the thrilling scene just now would not happen again.

Although his heart is very strong, no one will be too happy about this kind of thing a few more times.

"Oh." Obviously, he could hear the worries in the words. Shan Xiaowu knew that he was wrong, so he immediately contracted his hands and feet and sat down honestly.

After a while...

"Gover-in-law," someone secretly turned his head, quietly looked at his father-in-law's beautiful chin with the corners of his eyes, and carefully tested, "Have you... never participated in that martial arts conference before?"

"I'm not interested." You can't look at it without squint, and the answer is even more concise.

"Are they looking for you every year?" Shan Xiaowu is even more curious.

According to the way he and Benlei disdained the hero post before, he must have seen it many times before, so he felt that there was no freshness at all.

"Xiaoyao Villa will indeed receive invitations." Knowing that she is highly curious about everything, she puts her chin on her head, enjoying the warm fragrance of soft jade, and patiently explaining to her, "But the martial arts conference stipulates that it is round every four years, not every year."

The purpose of the martial arts conference is to re-select the leader of the martial arts alliance. As long as the person who receives the hero post is a master recognized in the martial arts, that is, he is qualified to participate in the competition.

Although Xiaoyao Island has received invitation cards of various sizes all year round, it is rarely paid attention to, even the hero post.

If there is something in the world, they all go to participate in a card, is there still the word 'Xiaoyao'?

Idiots go to find something to do. They only stand in the third party and watch others fight. Anyone who needs weapons and intelligence resources can come to find them. They will give as long as they can afford the price, but they do not participate in disputes and always maintain a neutral attitude.

This is also the reason why no one has been able to bring down Xiaoyao Villa for so many years: they don't care about the world, and they have a strong backing and invincible natural defense.

"It will be held once every four years?" Shan Xiaowu rubbed his head on his chest and whispered, "The Olympic Games, this is..."

"What?" It's inseparable from the tip of the ear.

"None." Shan Xiaowu was too lazy to explain what the Olympic Games was, so he quickly pulled the topic away, "My father-in-law, shall we go to see the fun then?"

In my last life, I watched TV and read novels. All martial arts conferences are very interesting. All kinds of family, friendship, love, treacherous love, basic feelings, conspiracy and other messy things may happen. If I don't join in the fun, I'm too sorry for her unfinished "History of Jianghu Erotic Love".

Although there are rivers and lakes where there are people, she has grown so big that she has been in the bandit's den for several years at most, and she doesn't know what the real world is at all. Now there is a bright Jianghu people gathered together to give her a good opportunity to get to know her. If she can hold back and don't look at her, she won't be called Shan Xiaowu!

It's not surprising that she will make such a request. "If you want to go, we will go."

The smile on Shan Xiaowu's face became bigger and bigger, and finally he couldn't help shouting, " Long live my father-in-law!"

She nibbled her mouth and shook her head.

It's just to see a lively place and be so happy. It's really a woman who is easy to be satisfied.

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At night, because there is no shop in front of the village and no shop, the carriage can only be parked in a small forest.

Lang Xie was wild enough. He caught up with them in the evening. When he came back, he didn't forget to wear a pearl necklace all over his neck to present his treasure to Shan Xiaowu, and he didn't know where he stole it from.

In view of the theft in the 'no one' home nearby, Shan Xiaowu was very safe and took it all - although she didn't love pearls and gems, she got it was money, money!

Throughout the ages, who would think there is a lot of money? So it's right to save more.

After packing up, the group began to be busy for dinner.

There are many wild fruit trees in the forest. When Shan Xiaowu and Lang Xie worked together to pick a large piece of fruit from a nearby fruit tree, Ben Lei had made a fire quickly and sat by the fire and roasted the pheasants and hares that had been hunted back.

The scorching fire roasts the game stringed on the branches into a slightly burnt golden yellow, and the bright grease keeps peeling off the meat. When it hits the fire, it will always blow up a pinch of sparks. While turning over the branches, Benlei learned what Shan Xiaowu had taught before, cut out beautiful knife flowers on the meat with a knife, and sprinkled it with various seasonings. Soon, the smell of barbecue permeated the whole forest, which made the greedy people's stomachs ready to move.

Although Shan Xiaowu used to play wild animals and eat, now there is someone to do it for her, and she is happy to wait and eat.

He wiped the biggest wild fruit on his clothes, and handed it to the one beside him. Shan Xiaowu turned out another one and airdropped it to Ben Lei from a long distance. Seeing that he caught it quickly, he took another one with a smile and nibbled it by himself. Lang Xie didn't need to say that she had already chosen several and ate happily.

As night fell, the sky gradually darkened.

The slightly steamed branches made a peeling sound in the fire, and the firelight stained everyone's faces with a layer of orange.

Shan Xiaowu nibbled the fruit and teased Lang Xie, but his eyes couldn't help drifting away.

"Fas-in-law, since you never participate in the martial arts conference, if we want to watch the fun, isn't it better to change your face?"

Otherwise, people will recognize who her father-in-law is everywhere. Is this lively? If it's okay if you want to be a tumble, it's okay. If you accidentally bump into a sworn ad sworn or something, won't you have to avoid the chase all the way?

"...change your face?" He never thought about it.

After all, his martial arts skills are unfathomable, and basically no one dares to confront him head-on. He is skilled and bold, and he never knows what to avoid. Ben Lei is a slippery person, so you don't have to worry about it. But Shan Xiaowu is different. She didn't grow up on Xiaoyao Island, and she didn't have the time to protect herself. Although he is a little smart, he spends a lot of time. If someone recognizes her and bothers her, it is absolutely easy.

Thinking about it so carefully, changing clothes... is a good choice.

Shan Xiaowu saw that there was nothing special about him, so he said, "In fact, in the final analysis, your mask is too easy to recognize. Even if you rarely come into contact with world affairs, I vaguely know that the island owner of Xiaoyao Island has been covered with a mask all year round. Isn't that why Qi Yuyao doubted you because of this?"

He felt that his back was a little itchy, so Shan Xiaowu stuffed the wild fruit into his hand and asked him to help hold it. He put his hand behind his back and scratched it. He continued to say, "Why don't you take off your mask?" I don't think anyone else can doubt you like this.

Take off the mask?

When I heard the words, I had another meal. I subconsciously reached out and touched the cold mask on my face that had been worn for more than ten years. For a moment, I wanted to listen to Shan Xiaowu and took off the mask.

But without waiting for him to express his opinion, Shan Xiaowu wrinkled his nose and nagging, "No, no. It doesn't seem good to take off the mask. My father-in-law, you are so handsome. If I don't wear a mask, won't I become a fly pat every day in the future? The crazy bee wave butterfly is enough to drive me to death. Isn't this asking for your own suffering? No, absolutely not!"

He took the wild fruit back and took a fierce bite. In a blink of an eye, he touched the mask with his hand and seemed to be about to take it down.

Shan Xiaowu was shocked and jumped over in a hurry. He pulled his hand to his side and persuaded him with a smiling face and a lingering heart, "Sir, you can't take it off, don't take it! I was just joking. Let's think of another way. Don't take off the mask. Remember, don't pick it!"

I like to joke. Even if I want to pick it, it's not now. In such a place - who knows who is nearby? What if she sees the beauty of her prime minister and then publicizes it? It's her who is wrong!

I saw her panicked and entangled reaction, and I only felt funny. He held her hand with his backhand, wrapped it in his palm, lowered his voice and promised, "Okay, don't take it off."

With his personal promise, Shan Xiaowu felt a little at ease.

"Madam, it's not easy for others to recognize the boss. Just use a human skin mask." Ben Lei was always shocked to see Shan Xiaowu. In addition to the dizziness that was turned around by the meaning of her words before, he didn't care about being beaten at this moment. He lowered his head and hurriedly contributed his ideas to the dog's idea. "If you are afraid that the boss's appearance is too seductive, we can find an ordinary face to paste it on him, so that he If you can take off the mask, you won't... Well, do you attract bees to attract butterflies?"

Shan Xiaowu was stunned, and then snapped his fingers hard and shouted in surprise, "Yes, yes! Human skin mask!"

How could she forget this must-have daily necessities for traveling around the world? As soon as the human skin mask is put on and the gap is covered with hair, who the mother knows whether it is Zhang San Lisi or Wang Er Mazi under the mask?

"Ben Lei, I owe you once. Sure enough, you are awesome, hahaha."

Running Thunder faced the murderous frozen ray, and moved his buttocks back, ready to slip away at any time. "Hey hey, that's, that's."

"Fature, do you know how to change your face?" After praising Ben Lei, Shan Xiaowu then turned to his father-in-law, and his eyes were shining. "Have you put on a human skin mask?"

"Easy-up is different from human skin mask," Gui Buli reached out and rubbed it on Shan Xiaowu's head, rubbing her long hair, and explained, "Changing your appearance with drugs or something else is for transfigment. The human skin mask is naturally a kind of cosmetic, but... Are you sure you really want to see me. Using someone else's face?"

"Use other people's skin? What kind of skin?" After biting his finger for a while, Shan Xiaowu suddenly reacted, and his face turned blue and white. "That skin... Shouldn't it be the skin I think of?"

"You're right." Gui Bui nodded slightly, and the corners of her lips slightly confirmed her guess, "That's how the human skin mask came from."

Ben Lei, who was gloating on the side, jumped out at the right time, and said that he had a ready-made one to lend. "Madam, I happen to have one on my body. Would you like to have a look? Ensure that the facial features are complete and the skin is smooth.

The single five faces are like dead ashes, waving their hands repeatedly, "No, no."

The skin peeled from the living person's face. She thinks that she doesn't have the courage to look at it now. What's more, it's still dinner time. Isn't it going to lose her appetite at this time?

Even if you want to see it, wait until she has done a good psychological construction.

"Do you still want a human skin mask now?" Gui Buti smiled softly in her ear, but what he said made Shan Xiaowu almost want to bite off his tongue. "If you want, you can immediately find ten or twenty pieces for your wife to choose from..."

Anyone who hears this knows that her father-in-law is flattering her, but why does she think so strangely?

"No more."

Shan Xiaowu cried with a sad face and completely erased this idea that 'sounds good' from his mind. On the one is that she doesn't want Guibuli's face, which is good to see people and gods angry, with a layer of dead skin; secondly, she doesn't want to add another strange murder to the government. The world's public security is already bad enough. Let's forget the faceless public case or something.

"Very good." He successfully saved his face, and he was obviously in a good mood.

I took the whole roasted pheasant from Ben Lei. I was not afraid of being hot and tore it open one. After cooling it, I fed it to Shan Xiaowu, "Open my mouth."

Shan Xiaowu swallowed it reflexively, and on the other hand, he lowered his head and thought about it. Apart from the human skin mask, what other way is there to hide it from the world?

From the perspective of Ben Lei carrying a human skin mask, she knows that this guy must be too lazy to use transfigurement, and he wears a mask all year round. For him, the mask is a good transfigurement method - as for herself, she doesn't think that her disguised as a man can be hidden from everyone.

Thinking about it, I really couldn't think of a good idea, so I had to give up in the end.

Forget it. Anyway, there is still some time before the martial arts conference. Let's talk about it later. It's important to fill your stomach now.