Sand Jinlin's Marriage
The ninth day of September. The wind is gentle and the sun is beautiful, and there are no clouds.
Father Shan and Mrs. Shan turned over the almanac for a long time and made sure that it was a good day, so the two elders happily set Shan Jinlin's wedding date on this day.
Because Xiliang is far away from Jinluo Road, and Shan Jinlin revealed that there will be distinguished guests, after discussion, they still decided to marry the bride directly in Tiandu City, wait for the bride to return to Yanzhou to entertain other guests, and finally set off for Xiliang.
Although Shan Jinlin complains about the complexity of his wedding, he can't stand that his parents and little sister are all kinds of interest, so he can only let them go.
For fear that his fiancee Miss Bo would be scared, he even wrote a letter from the elder and sent it to him to plead guilty.
Bo Shangshu is an old-fashioned person. As early as a month or two ago, it was stipulated that the two could not meet before marriage, so they have not seen each other for a long time.
Naginacai, and then get married.
When Bo Liangren received the letter, he was surprised and wanted to laugh. In the congratulations of the maids, he replied to Shan Jinlin.
The two of them came and went, tired to death of more than a dozen carrier pigeons, and it was the day of marriage in a blink of an eye.
Early this morning, people came and went in the Imperial Palace, and the people who sent congratulatory gifts almost crowded the door.
Shan Xiaowu, who had nothing to do with her, jumped up and down with a big watermelon for seven or eight months. Sometimes he ran to the door to grab work with Fubo to greet guests, and then he ran to the place where the gift was placed to secretly open the gifts given by others, or he went to the kitchen to eat.
As a big-bellied woman, she is so energetic that she is sweating coldly all the time. In order to avoid any accidents, she has to follow her step by step and implement the most intimate protection.
When the welcoming team was about to go out, Xiao Zha, who was already a mother, raised his hand happily and strongly asked to pick up the bride together, "I, I, I! I'm going too! Brother, take me with you!"
I heard that when she got married, the woman's family would make things difficult for the groom. She couldn't wait to see her eldest brother shriveled.
Shan Jinlin, dressed in a python robe and a jade tree in the wind, did not immediately agree, but looked slightly in the direction of Mrs. Shan. Sure enough, the latter's face sank, and the aura lined up the crowd, and rushed to teach his own wild monkey a lesson, "What the hell are you going! I'm still restless with my stomach. When is it time to join in the fun? Go back to the room and stay there. Don't go anywhere!"
As he spoke, he looked back and said, "Don't leave, please help me look at her. If she is still restless, you can tell me and I'll help you fix her!"
"Mother!" Shan Xiaowu was dumbfounded on the spot.
She really charged the phone bill... No, is it a gift for buying radishes?
"I don't want to hear anything. Anyway, you go back to the house now, or we will break off the mother-daughter relationship!"
Damn it! Don't be so cruel!
In view of Mrs. Shan's words, Shan Xiaowu could only hold his big watermelon and sit on the chair sadly and stretch his neck to pick up the team and go out happily.
Gui Boli expressed his heartfelt thanks to his mother-in-law, who scolded his wife so obediently and majestically.
Half an hour later, Shan Jinlin finally succeeded in grabbing the beauty with the help of Shan Baoqian and Ben Lei, and the welcome team returned to the Royal Palace with joy all the way.
"It's coming, it's coming! The young master is back!" Jade rushed in from the door and gasped on her chest to report to Shan Xiaowu.
Sand Xiaowu immediately cast his pitiful eyes and decisively implemented the mourning policy, "Fir..."
"Let's go." Gui Boli sighed and tapped on her forehead, which was a promise.
"Thank you, my father-in-law, my father-in-law is the best!" Shan Xiaowu almost jumped up and took a sip on his face happily.
The jadeite covered her mouth and smiled.
When the couple arrived at the door, they happened to see Shan Jinlin jump from the horse, go to the front of the sedan chair and kick gently on the door of the sedan chair. This is the so-called 'kick the sedan chair door'.
In addition to kicking the sedan chair door, before the bride's cover is removed, you have to go through a full set of processes such as crossing the brazier, crossing the saddle, and walking the brown cushion.
It is really great to say that Shan Jinlin has a lot of face, because in addition to today's host is Rui Wang Yuwenmu, even today's emperor has taken time to attend the wedding banquet.
How did Shan Xiaowu think that the young emperor sitting on the upper position was familiar? Later, he remembered in a trance that it was a good friend who made all kinds of ambiguous sounds in a room with her eldest brother, the heroic brother who didn't know his name!
Thinking of this, I feel a little five times** tight - I'll go! He won't come to the wedding today to take away her eldest brother, will he?
It turns out that Shan Xiaowu really thinks too much.
The emperor's boss did not take away the groom as she thought. He just drank two glasses of wine and left a lot of colorful rewards domineeringly. He simply got up and left without any nostalgia. He drove back to the palace under everyone's respect and continued to have a headache.
Although my eldest brother's chastity and reputation have been preserved, I can't see the marriage grabbing... Shan Xiaowu actually really feels a little sorry.
After the smooth worship of heaven and earth, he sent the newcomer into the bridal chamber. Shan Jinlin was full of joy and picked up the red festive head like fire with the happy scale in the happy mother's non-stop blessing words.
The cover that blocked the line of sight was suddenly removed, and his eyes fell on the face of the person they wanted. The two looked at each other, and the thin cool man lowered his head shyly and twisted his handkerchief with his fingers. He was happy and nervous.
"Xiao Liang..."
Shan Jinlin smiled contentedly at the corners of his mouth and stretched out his hand to remove the phoenix crown for her.
"Oh, brother, why are you still here? I'm waiting for you to drink outside!" Shan Xiaowu held his waist and shouted angrily at the door.
So before Shan Jinlin had time to be gentle with his newlywed wife, he was kicked out by a roar to make people drink.
As soon as he left, Shan Xiaowu and Qi Nian, who came with her, immediately slipped into the room, sat next to Bo Liangren, left and right, and taught her the experience of the wedding night with the latest version of spring and palace secret pictures.
Even the Bo Liangren, who had heard his mother vaguely mention at home, couldn't help blushing again, and he was so ashamed that he couldn't find a crack to get in.
However, in order to live up to the kindness of his sister-in-law and second sister-in-law, Bo Liang was ashamed to listen carefully and hide all those books.
The three sisters-in-law talked for a while. Later, Shan Jinlin was surrounded by everyone and sent back to the new house, ready to make trouble in the bridal chamber.
Gui Buli also stood in the crowd. The jubilant Gui Yuchen followed him. He looked around curiously in the pile of adults. When he saw Shan Xiaowu, he immediately rushed over, hugged her legs tightly, and shouted in a soft and sweet voice, "Mom!"
At that time, Shan Jinlin and his wife were drinking wine under the coax of everyone. When Shan Xiaowu saw his son's face, he picked him up and threw him into Shan Jinlin's arms, who was about to get up. He commanded his son happily with a big belly, "Quick! The little guy went to his uncle ** to pee!"
Pee?!
Shan Jinlin, who didn't know that there was this custom, was stunned on the spot, but Bo Liangren blushed and smiled.
Gui Yuchen's child was very obedient. With his mother's order, he clumsily began to untie his belt without saying a word. It seemed that he was quite interested in being able to pee in others.
For fear that he would really pee on ** on the spot, Shan Jinlin quickly took him back and reached out and patted him on his buttocks. "Don't make trouble, I really let you pee. Do I need your brother-in-law?"
Gui Yuchen's child thought for a moment, bit his finger, his voice was soft, and his expression was very distressed: "But my mother said that if you want to pee on your uncle**, your aunt will give birth to a younger brother for me earlier."
All the people laughed out loud, and Shan Xiaowu applauded his son, "Good boy, it's really my son!"
Shan Jinlin took a look at Bo Liangren. When he saw her hanging her face, his ears were red. He loved her like this, so he didn't care about it. Instead, he educated Gui Yuchen: "Don't listen to your mother. If you want your aunt to give birth to a younger brother, you don't have to pee here. Listen to your uncle, just get out of here. . "
"Mother?"
Gui Yuchen's child looked at his mother. Shan Xiaowu nodded to him, and then he sat down happily on ** and began to roll like a calf. He happily kicked the red dates and peanuts sprinkled on ** under the bed.
Everyone present laughed and teased Shan Jinlin one after another, saying that there was such a clever nephew pressing the bed. In the future, he designated big fat boy to jump out one by one, hugging him for two or two or two years a year.
Bo Liangren blushed all the way and did not dare to raise his head. Shan Jinlin's thick-skinned face blocked them all, and the invulnerable answer would definitely live up to expectations.
Sending off the man who made trouble in the bridal chamber, Shan Jinlin returned to the bedside and sat down. He reached out and pulled the soft man of the pig's thin cold man. He stared at her and whispered, "Xiao Liang, you are finally my wife..."
Bo Liangren obediently leaned on his shoulder, blushed and answered gently, "A Lin, we are finally right."
The two of them said heartfelt words for a while. When they heard the voice of the second update from outside, Shan Jinlin looked at his beautiful wife, and finally couldn't help hugging her. He slowly lowered his head and kissed her lips. "Madam, Chunxiao is worth a lot of money. Why don't we rest first..."
"Hmm." Bo Liangren responded to him shyly, inadvertently thinking of the spring, palace and picture he had just seen. He was so nervous that his palms were sweating, and his whole body began to tremble.
Sand Jinlin smiled and fell down with her in his arms**...
Beautiful scenery, beautiful flowers and full moon.
As a result, less than two quarters of an hour, before the front of the house dispersed, everyone heard Shan Jinlin's crazy roar from the new house, "Sand Xiaowu!!!"
The group of people who were about to leave were not clear, so only the named people held their stomachs and almost didn't laugh.
I helplessly took her hand, and one hand supported her back to help hold her big watermelon. "What on earth did you do?"
It's definitely not that simple to make my brother-in-law growl so regardless of his image.
In the face of everyone's curious eyes, Shan Xiaowu grinned and trembled all over, "I... I put down the big brother's wine... 'half... half a month without lifting'."
Half a month does not disperse. As the name implies, after eating, you will have to be a eunuch for half a month.
A few people around him were silent for a long time. When they reacted, the earth-shaking smile immediately filled the whole imperial palace.
Gui Buti looked at the little wife and shook his head, which was funny and helpless. At the same time, he sympathized with his brother-in-law in his heart.
The newlywed Yaner can't touch his wife for half a month. This torture is simply...
Holding his wife in one hand and his sleepy son in the other hand, he looked back at the direction of the new house, which seemed to be murderous, and made a decision silently in his heart.
In order to avoid their own mother-in-law being chased by their brother-in-law, they'd better go back to Xiaoyao Island now.
"Let's go, let's go back."
After they left, Shan Jinlin, with a pale face, was indeed killed from the new house. He gritted his teeth and prepared his own sister. As a result, he didn't find it. Instead, he made all kinds of chickens and dogs jump in the house.
On this night, it is said that the imperial history mansion in Tiandu City was particularly lively.