Chapter 2: Breeding Horses in Heaven
Taishang Laojun looked like he was defeated by Lin Ran, "Yes, but these require practice to do it. Do you think a fairy can be like me? If so, what else do you want me to do?"
Lin Ran smiled and rubbed his hands, "Well, I'll practice, and you will take me to heaven."
Taishang Laojun heard Lin Ran's words and his forehead was suddenly covered with black lines. How dare he say in front of him in vain that cultivation is the same as planting melons? Just plant the seeds, so what's the strength of practice?
"Now I'm going to see what other vacant positions are in the heavenly court. This is a fairy formula. You can take it to practice first. There are detailed cultivation methods and skills on it. It can be regarded as a gift for you. Otherwise, with your mortal flesh and bones, Tianma can trample you to death." The old man waved his sleeve, and a ragged scroll appeared in front of Lin Ran out of thin air. Lin Ran immediately took it with both hands and was excited all over.
"Isn't it, Laojun, is it so broken?" Lin Ran looked at the scroll carefully and found that it was simply dilapidated and almost into pieces. Lin Ran even suspected that he could break it apart with a little effort. Isn't this too shabby? What about coaxing children? Even if you coax children, you can give them a candy to eat. You can't eat it. It's too unkind!
Taishang Laojun stared at Lin Ran angrily, "What do you know? The older it is, the more precious it is! Antiques! Do you know what antiques are? Give it to you or give it to you. How can you complain so much? Don't bring it."
"Hey hey, where, just talk about it, why are you so serious?" Lin Ran saw that Taishang Laojun stretched out his hand to return the scroll and immediately held it in his arms and stepped back a few steps with a giggle. Huh? Laojun, what kind of treasure do you have in your hand?
"This is a fairy official record, recording various official positions. Now let's see which one suits you best." Taishang Laojun looked at a yellowed notebook that he didn't know when he took out and said.
Lin Ran hid the fairy secret in his arms, patted it to see if it was hidden, and then walked over curiously. When he saw the dense words on it, his eyes suddenly blurred. He just learned some basic words from his grandmother. For so many strokes, it was simply reading heavenly books. But it is indeed reading the book of heaven.
"How's it going? What good officials are there?" Lin Ran asked urgently.
"Now the official position of the heavenly court is also basically saturated, and there is still a vacancy, and the imperial horse prison is still vacant. Do you want to go?" Taishang Laojun closed his notebook and looked at Lin Ran with a smile on his face.
Ah? Do you have a horse?" Lin Ran looked disappointed.
Taishang Laojun suddenly knocked on Lin Ran's head, "Can't you raise a horse? Isn't it easy to have an old man covering you? Just make some credit."
Lin Ran rubbed his swollen and painful head and curled his mouth, "Okay, just raise a horse, but remember to take care of me!"
Paralyzed, I believe you have a ghost! It is also said that Lin Ran doesn't believe Taishang Laojun's words in his heart, and he may be forgotten at that time.
Taishang Laojun looked at Lin Ran seriously and said, "Do you think I look like a cheater?" Follow me and you will be popular."
"Look at you like a liar." Lin Ran muttered for a moment, and then looked at Taishang Laojun with a face of worship, "That's right, Taishang Laojun is highly valued, and he naturally does what he says." In fact, he despised that this Taishang Laojun was so good to him must be because of the golden mushroom, and Lin Ran suddenly felt that he had lost a lot.
In fact, he did lose a lot of money. Now Taishang Laojun is simply happy, "What a golden mushroom! Refining elixir can directly increase my practice for thousands of years! At this time, hundreds of years of practice are crucial. I don't know which one was abandoned and picked up by this stupid boy here! Fortunately, I will tour the world, otherwise I will lose a lot of money! However, ten thousand golden mushrooms are all together with ten thousand years of spiritual roots, and I don't know where these ten thousand years of spiritual roots have gone. That's all, this golden mushroom is also worth it.
"Okay, I'll take you to the Heavenly Court, and I'll introduce you to some things about the fairyland on the way, so that you don't know anything and humiliate me." The old man waved his hand, and before Lin Ran came to his senses, the two were already in the sky.
Lin Ran saw the vast sea of clouds rolling under his feet, and his body flew quickly with Lao Jun uncontrollably and shuttled through the sea of clouds. Suddenly, his heart was surging. He simply suspected that he was dreaming and became such a legendary immortal? He pinched his thigh hard and directly made him grin. It's not a dream!
"There are rules between people in the world, and there are naturally rules in heaven. You should remember what I told you below, otherwise I will not be able to save you if you break the heavenly rule." Taishang Laojun suddenly said seriously.
Lin Ran turned his head and looked behind him. There was no trace of Mount Tai at all. Now there is a sea of rolling clouds around him, and he can't see his head.
"Ye, I know, listen to it all." Lin Ran nodded and said.
Lin Ran still understands these things, and all adults understand the truth that there is no rules.
"You will have a booklet about these dead things about Tiantiao in the future, and there will be one on it. I want to say something that Tiantiao doesn't have, but it's more serious than committing Tiantiao
."
"Is it so serious?" Lin Ran asked doubtfully and listened carefully. Isn't it a big loss if he commits the Heavenly Rules and is beheaded in the future?
"Don't stop! There are three forbidden places in heaven that you can't go to. They are the Jade Emperor's bedroom, the infinite desolation on the edge of the Tianhe River, and the other is the mansion near the demon killing platform in the fairyland. You don't need to know why, you just need to remember that you can't go. If you go secretly, then go straight to the demon beheading platform and be executed, you know?" Taishang Laojun changed his usual kindness and said harshly to Lin Ran.
Lin Ran was secretly shocked. If he went to these places, he would go to the demon-killing platform to kill him? He dares not go even if he is beaten to death.
"The hierarchy of the fairyland is also very strict. If you are higher than your official position, you will serve him as an uncle, because he can kill you with his right. Remember that don't offend the people above if you have nothing to do. Now let me tell you about the level of cultivation. Taishang Laojun continued.
Lin Ran has no doubt about the hierarchy. After all, it is the same in the world. Officials crush people to death, but Lin Ran may find it difficult to do this when he thinks of his own nature. The level of cultivation is what Lin Ran wants to know most. Hearing Lao Jun's words, he suddenly became interested and listened carefully.
"The level of immortals is divided into eight layers. From low to high are Immortals, Immortals, Xuanxian, Jinxian, Daluo Jinxian, Xianzun, Xianjun and Immortal Emperor. Each layer has nine yuan. From Immortals to Xuanxian, Jinxian to Daluo Jinxian is a hurdle, and each layer behind is a hurdle. The later it is, the more difficult it is to break through. Taishang Laojun said patiently.
"It's only eight floors? Didn't you say that nine-nine return to one? Why don't you get a nine-story building? Lin Ran asked puzzledly.
Taishang Laojun glanced at Lin Ran, "Those are made up by yourself in the world. How can there be so many levels? Every level is extremely difficult to break through. Do you think immortals are strong people flying all over the sky?
Lin Ran thought for a moment and thought so. It would be strange if people in the world could guess the life of immortals. Immortals are always extremely mysterious.
"What level are you?" Lin Ran asked.
There are many folk legends about Taishang Laojun, which are simply famous, as well as those Erlang gods, Li Jing and so on. Lin Ran was excited again when he thought that he could see the legendary characters in the future. Lin Ran worships Erlang God the most among many immortals, who kills everywhere with a dog, which is majestic.
"Me? I am at the level of immortals, and there have only been three immortals in the whole heavenly court. Now there are only Li Jing and me. Taishang Laojun said with a little pride.
Thinking of him as a fairy-level figure, his status is only the Jade Emperor, and he should be proud to take care of such a mortal like you.
"So powerful? Huh? Didn't you say three? What about another one?" Lin Ran's eyes were full of stars, but he suddenly thought that Taishang Laojun had only said two words, and he couldn't help asking curiously.
"There is another one who was killed for betraying the heavenly world. This is a forbidden topic in heaven. Don't ask about him in the future." Taishang Laojun's tone was awe of awe, and he said with half-squinted eyes, and his eyes flashed with a strange light.
Lin Ran nodded. Anyway, it's none of his business. It's better to fantasize about things like Xianjun. Now he hasn't even reached the lowest level of immortals.
"Is the Immortal Emperor the Jade Emperor?" Lin Ran continued to ask.
"En, the immortal emperor's achievement is supreme, and he is regarded as the Jade Emperor. In addition, the whole world of heaven is composed of four worlds, namely the heavenly world in the east, the Buddhist world in the west, the demon world in the north, and the divine world in the south.
"God's world? Immortals, is the divine world more powerful than our fairyland? Lin Ran suddenly asked.
"It's just a bunch of birds, just the kind of thing with wings on its back, which is nondescript." Taishang Laojun said angrily.
"Oh, I used to hear my grandmother say that there are many monsters in the deep mountains of the world, such as fox spirits that suck men's longevity, bear spirits that eat human flesh, etc. Is it from the demon world?" Lin Ran was very interested in the legend of mountain monsters. When he was a child, he often quarreled with his grandmother to tell him.
Taishang Laojun glanced at Lin Ran and nodded, "Those are also troublesome. The demon world is not all monsters, and it is still human beings in power. You don't understand some things involved. Those evil obstacles in the world can't turn over any big waves, but they are also a headache, and there are also some powerful existences. In the future, you will need to rely on them to make contributions.
Lin Ran nodded secretly. Anyway, he has no interest in these, and it doesn't matter if you don't say anything. What he wants to do is to desperately remember every word of Taishang Laojun, because he knows that the reason why Taishang Laojun takes care of him so much is still for the face of the golden mushroom. Maybe he can't see him when he is a pawn. Xianjun's supreme existence doesn't have so much time to take care of himself.
However, he is now just a low-class immortal who raises horses. He is not an official. His status must be very low, and he is definitely bullied without any strength. At present, the most important thing is to practice the fairy formula given by Taishang Laojun into such a position that he is at least a little talking, right? It won't be bullied by others, and the title recommended by Taishang Laojun in person is enough for Lin Ran to pretend.
Xianjun recommended me to raise horses. Can you compare with me?
"Okay, Nantianmen has arrived. Let me in."
Just as Lin Ran was thinking deeply, Taishang Laojun's voice suddenly sounded, and Lin Ran suddenly raised his head.