Chapter 8: Who is I?
The fat Liu Ming was sleeping sweetly and playing drunken hide-and-seek with the fairies in Pantaoyuan. When he just caught a fairy to take the next step, he suddenly felt that the world was dark, and his round face was in sharp pain, and he woke up instantly.
"Ouch! Who! Who! Which bastard dares to hit me!" Liu Ming rolled to the ground and grinned in pain. He covered his nose and jumped up with a burst of scolding and his cheeks trembling. The three people who slept behind were also awakened.
When he saw Du Ming with a pale face and a man standing in front of him in a fairy clothes that he had never seen before.
"Small toilet! Say it if you want to die! How dare you sneak up on me! Come on, arrest him and see how I can fix you! It seems that you have forgotten everything about pouring your dung last month! This time I'll give you a taste of dung water!" Liu Ming covered his swollen nose and roared. He was so angry that his forehead was smoking. What if his handsome face was kicked? How to play with fairy sisters?
The three immediately got up with a sinister smile and approached Du Ming. Anyway, Ma Jian is a boring place. There is nothing to do but let go. Bullying people is their best way of entertainment, and Du Ming is exactly the one they darest to bully.
Du Ming immediately panicked when he saw this situation. After hearing that Liu Ming wanted to taste the taste of feces, his face turned pale. The matter of being splashed with feces by them last month was still vivid. These people dare to say and dare to do it! The person covering them is the East River! Yu Can, the whole imperial horse supervisor, has four proud subordinates, namely the East River, the West River, the South River and the North River, ranking first in the East River and the last in the North River. It is said that Donghe has reached the realm of four-yuan immortals. After that, he should not listen to Lin Ran's ins insulin! Du Ming now even has the heart to commit suicide.
Lin Ran suddenly hated the steel when he saw Du Ming's trembling fear, and his teeth were itchy with anger. Why are you so timid? It doesn't even have the most basic ability to fight against human power! No wonder you always wash the toilet!
"C stop!" Lin Ran knew that if he didn't come out to talk, Du Ming might run away. He waved his hand, stood forward, and scolded with full momentum.
Liu Ming didn't care about Lin Ran at all, but thought he was a new fairy. Now his anger is mainly on Du Ming, and he has no intention of bullying Lin Ran. In Liu Ming's opinion, he didn't bother him, but he didn't dare to stand up and help Du Ming stand up?
"Who are you? What's the matter with you? What? Do you also want to taste the smell of uncle's urine? Liu Ming had decided to correct even him at the moment of Lin Ran's exit. He was paralyzed. If you knew that Du Ming was going to attack me, you would definitely be an accomplice if you didn't stop him! Let's do it together!
How did he know that this idea was made by Lin Ran? If he knew it, he might have strangled Lin Ran directly.
Lin Ran stared. Originally, he didn't have a bad impression of Liu Ming. It was strange that the pig's brain was not lazy. He just wanted to scold him, but this Liu Ming was so faceless that Lin Daxian was immediately unhappy.
Lin Ran will never bow to evil forces, especially those who speak ill to him! Think about it, Lin Ran, an eight-grade immortal official in Beihe, dares to slap him twice, not to mention Liu Ming, the groom?
"Presumptuous! Do you know who I am? How dare you talk to me like this!" Lin Ran is not a fool. He knows that if he lifts his sleeves and lifts his fists, he will definitely not be his opponent. It's different to show his identity. I'm your boss. If you are bored, you will treat it as a reward!
"I don't care who you are!" Liu Ming stared angrily and directly kicked Lin Ran's abdomen. Fortunately, Du Ming reacted quickly and hurriedly pushed Lin Ran away, but he still fell down and ate shit.
Lin Ran fell to the ground and was stunned. Why was he so paralyzed that he didn't play cards? Kick people without saying hello? He shouted at the thought, "Do you know who I am?" No matter how Liu Ming answered this sentence, he could show his identity in the next sentence, but this guy came up completely and didn't tell him at all.
Du Ming knew that things were not good when he saw Lin Ran's expression, but he was also secretly happy. They suffered from beating the fairy official, and in his opinion, Lin Ran had been hiding it. This time he must have taught them a hard lesson for himself. Du Ming is also a pig brain. If Lin Ran really hides so deeply that he can't even avoid a foot? Lin Ran was harmed by the old man's saying, "You must pretend to do everything."
"What's good about hanging out with Du Ming? I will trample you to death!" Liu Ming spit fiercely, rubbed his fist and continued to walk to Lin Ran. He didn't kick that kick just now. This time he must add a few more feet to be happy.
"Brother Ming, wait, wait." Just as Liu Ming wanted to do it again, the groom behind him pulled him.
"What are you doing?" Liu Ming turned around impatiently and roared.
The groom shrank his neck and said timidly, "I heard that Lord Beihe was abandoned by a little boy at Du Ming's place yesterday, and he was not small. Lord Yu didn't dare to offend him and let the boy take the official position of Lord Beihe." The groom's voice became smaller and smaller, and some sweat oozed from his forehead.
Lin Ran slowly stood up, looked old-fashioned, patted the dust on his body, and did not say a word. Du Ming hurried over to help Lin Ran tidy up his clothes respectfully. Lin Ran looked at Du Ming with admiration and secretly said that this guy was still a little talented, and then he realized his identity.
After hearing the little brother's words, Liu Ming felt a little dizzy. Then he looked at Lin Ran, who looked calm. The other party must have heard what the little brother said to him just now. Du Ming was so respectful to him again. When he finished, he hit the pillar this time.
"What? Is it over? Then why don't you do it?" Lin Ran saw Liu Ming's pale face stay where he was and said calmly.
Liu Ming's hatred now, he is worried that the other party may really be the new official who abolished Beihe.
No, the Beihe River has been abolished, and the strength should be at least more than two yuan! If this is really so powerful, how can he not even catch me? Liu Ming was suddenly cheerful when he thought of this, and he was suddenly extremely happy! I was almost cheated! Fortunately, I, Liu Ming, observed carefully!
"You want to lie to me! In the next life!" As soon as Liu Ming figured this out, he raised his fist and waved it, which directly shocked Lin Ran. Is there something wrong with this guy's head? Your identity is already obvious. Why do you still do it? There is nothing normal in the paralyzed heaven!
"What is this! Brighten your dog's eyes!" Lin Ran quickly took out the token from his arms and shouted, and Liu Ming's fist stopped in front of Lin Ran.
Wow, it's so close that I was almost beaten! Fortunately, I'm guarding against this guy. Lin Ran breathed a sigh of relief and watched Liu Ming's swollen fist beat faster and higher. I don't have to see anyone after this punch.
No matter how stupid Liu Ming is, he knows that he is big. The token can't be taken by anyone, which is going to kill his head! In an instant, his face was as gray as earth, and his body trembled slightly.
"What's that, hehe, my lord, I was just joking just now. Don't care." Liu Ming quickly ended his hand and touched the sweat on his forehead and laughed tremblingly.
"Ha? I'm your sister!" Lin Ran was full of anger. He was looked down at by the doorkeeper in front of him, and now he is almost beaten by your groom. I'm an official! Immortal officer! Are all the servants so arrogant? Is there any other reason? Is there any royal law? What if I don't teach you a lesson? Directly holding the token, he slapped him, which made Liu Ming's cheek tremble, and a red mark immediately appeared on his fat face. Liu Ming dared to fight back now. He still nodded with a smile on his face when he was beaten, but the smile was still ugly without crying, and the three people behind him also sweated and laughed wildly.
Du Ming watched it happily. He has never been so relieved in heaven for so long. Sure enough, he is still happy to be an official! Even hitting people is so beautiful and domineering!
Lin Ran put away the token and just slapped him. He is a big person. How can he care about these servants? The slap just now is a gift.
"This slap is a lesson for you! Fortunately, he met me today. It wouldn't be too good to send you to the guillove!" Although Lin Ran scolded Liu Ming severely, in fact, Lin Ran was simply happy. It turned out that he taught people so cheerfully! I sound extremely majestic.
"Yes, yes, thank you for your guidance. I know that I won't do it again." Liu Ming nodded quickly and said that the fairy official would be as boring as you? If you have nothing to do, wear a fairy's clothes and wander around. Are you full or something?
Lin Ran is also innocent. He was promoted as soon as he came. He didn't have time to get the immortal official uniform, and he didn't know where to get it.
"Okay, okay, I don't care about it. Everyone is in the same place, and we should unite again! Can you understand our imperial horse supervision? Let's talk about the situation of Ma Jian. I am a new official, and there are still many things you need to introduce. Lin Ran is still very clear about these. If it makes them hate themselves darkly, it will be a big trouble to keep poking themselves secretly.
When Liu Ming saw that Lin Ran was so generous, he just went there. He couldn't believe his ears! This adult is so good-hearted! Look, how open-minded. If you change others, you will have to wash the fairy toilet for at least ten years! The hierarchy of heaven is very strict, and the following are serious crimes, which will last for ten years. I can't help but have some admiration for Lin Ran.
Other people are also very relieved. If Lin Ran really pursues it, they will inevitably suffer. Everyone knows that the following crimes are serious crimes, and it is much more pleasing to Lin Ran now. The most depressing thing is Du Ming. Originally, he thought that Lin Ran would definitely punish them more, but he didn't expect that it would be over with just a slap? Unlike Lin Ran's style, when did this guy change his character?
After Liu Ming cried bitterly and was very grateful, he introduced some of Ma Jian's situation to Lin Ran and some things he had to do to replace Beihe. It's nothing more than visiting Ma Jian. He has to graze Tianma in person three times a month. Most of the time, he has nothing to do, which makes Lin Ran extremely depressed. It turns out that Ma Jian's work is so easy? No wonder Beihe was so bored that he bullied people everywhere. Lin Ran had no doubt that he would become the same as Beihe if he stayed in Ma Jian for a long time.