Chapter 38: Brainless Jade Rabbit

"Hey, hey! You will die if you are gentle! It hurts!"

"Damn it! Why am I not light? I screamed so lightly that I didn't even touch you! Am I your subordinate? It's okay if you can't eat rabbit meat, and I have to treat you! What kind of world is this? Lin Ran looked angry and couldn't wait to pinch her directly to death.

He thought the rabbit was very cute, but then immediately made her face bitter and kept chattering. She wanted to use Xianyuan power to help it soothe its meridians, and she shouted for pain; she wanted to give him the elixir to eat, but she disliked that the level of the elixir was too low and she didn't eat it.

The paralyzed mother is the mother, and she also said what kind of child she is. His mouth has never heard the nagging, which really upsets Lin Ran. If it hadn't been for the sake of Chang'e Jade Rabbit, she would have taken it back and stewed it.

"You are angry with me! Whoo... you are a heartless man! I don't want your treatment!" The jade rabbit suddenly cried and kept struggling in Lin Ran's arms.

Lin Ran's head is full of black lines, "Auntie! How dare I attack you? Don't move! Also, don't shut up and say that I'm a heartless man, okay? What should I do if others hear that I have any special hobbies? How can I get along?"

"You are a negative man! You are a heartless man!" The jade rabbit's fluorescent eyes stared at Lin Ran, with pink rabbit lips one by one. In fact, Lin Ran is still not used to animals talking. You said that the tiger demon is at least a human being, but this rabbit, alas, really makes Lin Ran a little depressed.

"I said rabbit, what's your name?" Lin Ran knew that he would go crazy sooner or later when he was struggling with this problem, so he changed the topic and slowly penetrated Xianyuan's power into the jade rabbit's injured foot with his right hand to help her treat it.

"My name is Rabbit. That's what my sister has always called me. You should also call me Rabbit. Rabbit is always so vulgar." The rabbit opened her mouth and closed her eyes as if she enjoyed Lin Ran's treatment now.

After listening to it, the corners of Lin Ran's mouth twitched obviously, rabbit? What's the difference between paralyzed and rabbits?

Sister? Who is your sister? Lin Ran asked doubtfully.

"Sister Chang'e, who else? I only know her in heaven. I saw you some time ago, but you were a mortal at that time. Without any cultivation, I could pinch you to death. It's strange. Why can't I see through your current cultivation? I will still be caught by you." The rabbit looked at Lin Ran curiously and asked.

Lin Ran was really speechless. Why did he call his sister the master in front of him? What's wrong with this? Then I was shocked. When did Chang'e see herself? When you are a mortal?

Immediately, Lin Ran recalled that he was knocked unconscious by the Beihe River, and then woke up, but Du Ming said that he had abandoned the Beihe River. Was it Chang'e Fairy who saved him?

"Was it the time I was beaten?" Lin Ran hurriedly asked.

"Yeah, you were so rubbish at that time. You were knocked unconscious by someone with one punch. Fortunately, my sister took action." The rabbit said contemptuously.

"I said rabbit, you will die if you don't satirize me? At the beginning, I was too lazy to return my hand. This is called kindness and kindness! Do you understand?" Lin Ran was really helpless. This rabbit was simply sarcastic. He was just a mortal at that time. Can he not be abused?

"Cut... will make an excuse for yourself! My sister is right. Men don't have a good thing!" Rabbit said contemptuously again, and directly closed his eyes and was too lazy to look at Lin Ran.

Lin Ran was so angry that his teeth were itchy. Why am I so unlucky today? There are so many things that have happened when you go out. It seems that you should go out less in the future.

"Even if men are not good things, you don't have men to want! Do you want me to help you find a male rabbit? Lin Ran immediately had the idea of playing rabbits in his heart.

"No one wants it! A lot of people are rushing for me! Every time the asthma dog sees me, his eyes are blooming! Give me all the elixir!" Rabbit was immediately unhappy when she heard what Lin Ran said and retorted angrily.

"Fuck! The asthma dog is a dog! You are a rabbit! He saw that he was blind! What can dogs and rabbits produce? Lin Ran said contemptuously, and at the same time, he was very happy. Let me find a topic. If I don't cry, I won't believe Lin!

"You...you are not ashamed! Humph!" The rabbit was really angry with Lin Ran and turned his head and stopped talking.

"Are you really angry? That's a joke. Okay, I'll cure it for you." Lin Ran is really speechless. Why is he so stingy?

Put the rabbit on the grass, and Lin Ran clapped his hands, "Go and see, hey! I said you were really angry? All right, all right, I'm wrong. Shouldn't I have said that?"

The rabbit was put on the grass by Lin Ran and turned his head directly aside. He remained motionless and curled up. How pitiful it was, Lin Ran directly admitted defeat.

Paralyzed, a female rabbit is so stingy, isn't it more horrible for a female human?

"Hmm! That's almost the same." When Tu'er heard that Lin Ran had admitted his mistake, he was not angry. He walked a few steps slowly and looked at his right leg. Then he jumped a few times and found that there was nothing serious. He cheered and kept jumping around Lin Ran.

Lin Ran saw the happy appearance of the rabbit, and a smile appeared on his face, which was a sincere smile. This rabbit is actually quite cute, but it's too petitarian.

"Okay, your leg is ready. Go back. Well, thank Chang'e Fairy for me." Lin Ran saw that the rabbit did not stop at all, so he had no choice but to say that he now wants to go back and study the ten-thousand-year-old black ice iron. As for seeing Chang'e, let's talk about it later.

"I don't want it! Guanghan Palace was very boring. I was really bored, so I sneaked out and accidentally hurt my leg. Big brother, just let me play with you for a few days!" The rabbit stopped and looked at Lin Ran pitifully and said.

Lin Ran doesn't want to walk around with a rabbit. Besides, this guy ran away. If Chang'e blamed himself, wouldn't he have died unjustly?

"No, I don't have time to play with you. You'd better go back. I still have a lot of things to do. Besides, the Chang'e fairy you stole out must be very anxious. Go back.

"I'm not leaving! I will follow you!" Seeing that Lin Ran couldn't wait to throw her far away, Rabbit immediately became stubborn.

"Auntie, what does it look like for a big man walking around with a female rabbit? Haven't you been laughed to death by my men?" Lin Ran hurriedly shook his hand and joked that so many things were shady. Isn't he looking for death with an open-mouthed rabbit?

"I can be your maid!" Isn't it okay for me to become a human?" The rabbit's eyes lit up, and then her body quickly rotated, and a white fog surrounded her whole body.

Isn't it? Can rabbits also become adults? Now I can only change into a human appearance, and I don't have to think about becoming a rabbit. Lin Ran was really shocked. His Wanhua technique is still on the first floor and can only become a human. He can't do the thing that transcends the essence into other species.

"Okay, look, I didn't lie to you."

Lin Ran stared at a girl in front of him with wide eyes and couldn't believe his eyes.

The rabbit was wearing a set of pure white deep clothes, except for rolling around at the collar, forming a white lotus flower, and a few ribbons scattered from the sleeves. The little melon seed face, the skin is as white and tender as snow, the eyes are shining from time to time, with a black hair tied, the temples are bright, and there is still a trace of childishness and a little mischievousness on the face.

"What a cute little girl!" Lin Ran sighed with emotion in his heart. The rabbit was not tall, only to Lin Ran's shoulder. It seemed to be at most thirteen or fourteen years old. The curvature of the clothes on his chest had appeared a little, which made Lin Ran, a boy who had hardly seen a young girl, be stunned.

"Hey! Have you seen enough? You haven't promised me yet!" Tu'er was very satisfied when she saw Lin Ran's expression and said angrily.

"Well, it still doesn't work! Really not! How can a royal horse prison even have a male horse? How can you, a little girl, stay in this man's nest? Even if you don't dislike it, my men will have opinions. Lin Ran said with a bitter face. Although he still wanted to follow such an eye-catching little sister to follow him, what he did was an embarrassing thing. How could he do with such a little goblin?

"Liar! You said that if I become a human, you will take me! Don't keep your word! You are a puppy!" Tu'er's face was angry, and her face turned pink with anger by Lin Ran. For her, Lin Ran was a scoundrel.

Lin Ran was really speechless and spread out his hands, "When did I say that? It's just what you said. Well, go back, Chang'e Fairy will really go crazy.

"Wow...liar! You are a big liar! I won't play with you anymore!" The rabbit directly covered his eyes and sat on the ground and cried. If Lin Ran was a big scoundrel, then the rabbit might be a little scoundrel. And there is no reason for a scoundrel.

Lin Ran is completely speechless now. He has always played rogue with others. Today is the first time for others to play with him, and he has no ability to fight at all.

"I also want to keep you, but can I keep this? And you look like a child, asking you not to be told to die by my side? What if Chang'e blames me for abducting and selling children? I don't want Chang'e fairy to have a bad image of me. Auntie, I beg you, go back." Lin Ran almost knelt down for her.

"Hmm! Liar! I won't pay attention to you!" Rabbit suddenly stood up, stared at Lin Ran, and then strode back.

Wothe! So you didn't really cry! Lin Ran finally saw the power of women. Just now, he was really a little guilty. It turned out that this dead rabbit pretended to cry and lied to himself!

"Where are you going?" Lin Ran saw that the rabbit really turned her head and left this time. He hurriedly chased after her and asked, if something happened to her, wouldn't her image in Chang'e be so bad? He also wants to get close to Chang'e. This rabbit is both a matching egg and a destroying stick!

"I want you to take care of it! I'll find the asthma dog! He will definitely be very happy!" The rabbit came back angrily.

"What? Looking for that dog? Are you out of your mind? Do you dare to look for that male dog? Stop! It seems that I'm going to forcibly take you back!" As soon as Lin Ran heard that the rabbit said he was going to find the roaring dog, his whole face immediately pulled down. Didn't the paralyzed dog get into the dog's mouth? What if the male dog is lustful?

"I want you to take care of it!" The rabbit ignored Lin Ran and went straight out.

" Paralyzed! You forced me to do this!" Lin Ran scolded, quickly swept forward, and quickly ran to the direction of Ma Jian with the rabbit on his back.

"What are you going to do! Let go of me! Let go of me! You hooligan! You are a lose-hearted man!" Rabbit obviously did not expect that Lin Ran would directly take herself away, constantly beating Lin Ran's shoulder with pink fists and struggling, but her strength had no impact on Lin Ran.

Lin Ran didn't bother to talk so much with her and quickly ran to Ma Jian.

? This rabbit looks very iconic, but why is its personality so speechless?