26 Old foxes and unruly people on
This boxed lunch game didn't end until after three o'clock in the afternoon. Although Xiao Chen was strong and fierce, he was exhausted after a big injury last night. He sat in the sky for almost an hour before he gradually calmed down, but he looked at Uncle Hua's harmless smile. Dust really felt that he had a feeling of being overcast.
"Uncle Hua, did Bai Yi come to you today?" Xiao Chen sat on the bench and asked tentatively.
"Who is Bai Yi?" Uncle Hua asked Xiao Chen with a surprised face.
"It's the woman who ate last night."
"Oh, it's her. I remember that she is a good-looking girl." Uncle Hua replied with a smile after pondering for a moment, and then took out his account book and calculator and began to write down. He said casually, "Why is she looking for me if she has nothing to do?"
Xiao Chen smiled bitterly in his heart and pretended, just continue to pretend.
"But when I asked the fat uncle in the kitchen just now, what the fat uncle said seemed to be different from yours." Xiao Chen decided to blow up this sperm fox. Although it has happened that Xiao Chen has been running for three hours and can no longer be recovered, Xiao Chen is really unwilling to look at Uncle Hua's harmless smile.
"What can he know as a mute?" Uncle Hua said with a quiet smile.
"But when I just asked Uncle Fat, he did say that Bai Yi had come today and said that he had talked to you for a while." Xiao Chen continued to blow up.
"It's impossible. Obviously, she didn't come..." Uncle Hua said, and his mouth suddenly became big, and the quibble behind him could no longer be answered.
Xiao Chen suddenly laughed and said, "Uncle Hua, you are too unrighteous. Can you do this kind of immoral thing?"
Uncle Hua blushed and said with a smile, "I just did something that I didn't want to do but couldn't refuse."
"How many benefits did you get?"
"Not much, only 500." Uncle Hua replied with a smile.
"Uncle Hua, you, you have to set a good example for me. You don't blush when you lie. Will you agree to 500 yuan? Do you believe it yourself?" Xiao Chen asked with a smile, and his tone was full of ridicule.
"Hey hey, I said Xiao Yuan, since everything has happened, do you think we don't need to discuss it? Why don't I buy a good bottle of wine tonight?"
"Although you are the boss, I suffer from it, others are also coming for me. Why do you score me a little?" Xiao Chen said with a treacherous smile, with a little face.
"Oi, no problem." Uncle Hua took out 300 yuan from his pocket and handed it to Xiao Chen very readily. "You take the big head of the pain you eat."
"Uncle Hua, is it too little? Do you think I believe you only took her 500?" Xiao Chen took 300 yuan but did not mean to put it away immediately. His outstretched right hand was still in front of Uncle Hua.
"You're tough, add another two hundred." Uncle Hua reluctantly took out 200 yuan again.
"Add another 500." Xiao Chen's right hand holding the money still did not flinch.
"Ky, you can't be too greedy. You have to be conscientious." Uncle Hua said with a gloomy smile.
"Uncle Hua, why didn't I find that you have such a good character as conscience when you always fool me?" Xiao Chen laughed and fought against each other.
"If you don't give it, it's only five hundred. Don't pull it down."
"Really not give it?" Xiao Chen said with a smile, and his face was full of cunning.
Looking at Xiao Chen's appearance, Uncle Hua's heart thumped and muttered. This boy didn't know what tricks he would do. In the case of taking into account the overall situation, Uncle Hua took out another 200 yuan and put it in Xiao Chen's hand and said, "Add another two hundred to you."
"It's still Uncle Hua's righteousness." Xiao Chen's eyebrows were full of smiles, and he happily took back 700 yuan and put it in his pocket.
"What should I do?" Uncle Hua said angrily.
This is the first confrontation between a kind old fox and an unruly person after amnesia. The content of the confrontation is full of humor, but an old man's forehead is full of black lines. Although the benefits he gets are not much worse than Xiao Chen, the meat in his mouth spit out in vain really makes the old fox unwilling, even in this half During the month, he has gradually regarded Xiao Chen as his own family.
Looking at Xiao Chen stride out, the old fox seemed to remember something in his heart and suddenly shouted, "Kid, come back."
"Uncle Hua, what else?" Xiao Chen turned around with a smile and glanced at the wallet in the old fox's pocket intentionally or unintentionally.
"Come in and talk, come in and talk." The old fox waved and smiled.
When Xiao Chen re-entered the food queen, the old fox looked at Xiao Chen and said mysteriously, "Xiao Yuan, I have an ancient jade. Are you interested?"
Looking at the old fox's look, Xiao Chen was already prepared. This man must not have any good intentions. Looking at his thief's appearance, he was still unhappy because of what had just happened. This time, he probably thought of some tricks to deal with him. Thinking of Xiao Chen's three hours of white running today, he couldn't help but have lingering palpitations. After 120,000 points of caution and vigilance, Xiao Chen asked, "How old can you be?"
"I don't know how old it is. This is me in the antique city last year. No, I bought it for 20 yuan at a stall. At first, I felt that the jade looked a little unique, which was very different from the jade jewelry we wear now. I bought it without thinking about it. Later, when I got home, I carefully observed that this jade was not only a real green jade, but also a good piece of Hetian jade. When I looked at the light, I found that those green ones were actually ten. It is evenly distributed all over the jade, not only that, but also..." After saying this, the old fox suddenly stopped, as if he intended to sell a barrier, and looked at Xiao Chen with a smile on his face.
"What else?" Xiao Chen asked curiously.
"If I say so, how can I show the true value of this jade? You have to show your sincerity more or less. The old fox Hua Guo looked at Xiao Chen steadily, with a treacherous smile on the corners of his mouth.
Xiao Chen originally did not intend to pay attention to this old man, but suddenly he seemed to think of something. He took out a hundred-yuan bill from his pocket and put it on the rough palm of the old fox had already stretched out. He smiled and said, "Uncle Hua, are you sincere enough?"
The old fox looked down at the thin bill on his palm, and almost cursed in his eyes. He looked at Xiao Chen and scolded, "That's enough. Why didn't you want me to add less when you blacked me just now?" After saying that, he shook his head dissatisfiedly and said, "This is definitely not sincere enough. Add more."
Xiao Chen took out a hundred-dollar bill from his pocket and put it in the old fox's hand and said, "Uncle Hua, you always say it. Don't say it. Anyway, that's all I have. It's up to you."
The old fox stared at Xiao Chen and put the two banknotes back into his wallet. Looking at Xiao Chen's eyes, there was a look of complacency and said with a smile, "Since you have done so much sincerity, I might as well tell you more." The old fox poured a glass of water from the table and continued, "That night, when I looked at the Hetian Ruanyu under the light, I suddenly found that the inside of the jade was moving very slowly and slowly."
Xiao Chen was shocked and remembered that the old man once said, "The jade is the most important weapon of the country. A good jade can absorb human blood to the inside of the jade body very slowly in a specific environment. Xiao Chen once asked the old man how slow it was to be extremely slow. I said that it was not a thousand years' work that could not be achieved. Xiao Chen thought about what the old fox just said, and his heart couldn't help moving. The jade was stained with blood, so this jade has a history of at least thousands of years, and its value is immeasurable.
Xiao Chen immediately looked at the old fox and asked several questions, "Uncle Hua, how big is that jade? How long is the blood? Where is it now?"
The old fox Hua Guo'an smiled and stretched out his rough octopus and said with a treacherous smile, "If you want to know something, you have to show your sincerity again."
Looking at the old fox Hua Guoan sitting on the ground and starting the price, Xiao Chen's hates teeth are itchy but there is nothing he can do. He either pay or leave. Thinking that he has just paid 200 yuan, Xiao Chen gritted his teeth and looked at the old fox Xiao Chen and took out a bill from his pocket, but his heart was already dripping blood. It took me three hours. The hard-earned money earned, this old guy actually "cheated" him back with so few words, but who makes himself very interested in this blood-stained jade? It can only be blamed that the old man said too much after drinking and listened to too much.
"There is really less such a thing. Add more." The old fox continued to shout.
"You can't be so shameless, especially if you are still an old man with high morals." Xiao Chen's face was full of black lines, and he hated the profiteer in his heart, but he could only satirize him a few times with words.
"There is nothing wrong with being greedy, especially your big fish has been hooked." The old fox smiled steadily. Looking at Xiao Chen's expression, the old fox knew that he was right. This boy was definitely a man and insightful. I remember that in the days just now, he stared at the pendants he sold at a small price.