Chapter 3: Addiction to CS

"Qu Shouzi, just watch TV here. Third brother goes out to buy you some daily necessities. Good boy, I'll bring you sugar when you come back!" I said to a mother who seemed to be a thin child.

Qu Shouzi nodded, but kept staring at the TV.

I locked the door, then went back to the dormitory and put all my books and usual clothes in the box. Finally, I left a farewell letter to the dormitory and flashed away.

When I came to the supermarket, I bought some daily necessities for the thin man, such as toothbrushes, socks, slippers and so on. Anyway, we can't lose the face of the 21st century, right?

When I opened the door and appeared in front of the thin man, the boy was still watching TV like a clay figurine.

I smiled and didn't say anything more. Then I plugged the book into the Internet cable and began to talk nonsense with a few beautiful people, and then sent myself a message: If one day you meet Qu Yuan, what will you do?

Just as I was chatting with a few Meimei, I don't know when this thin man appeared next to me.

"Third brother, what is this? What's the name of that little animal? Why is it still flashing?" Asked by this thin man, I hurriedly closed the book.

I don't want the thin man to peep at my shady chat records (in fact, I'm completely overthinking. How can he understand the current Chinese characters?)

"This is high-tech. You don't understand it. You can watch TV for me!" With that, I threw the remote control hidden under the sofa cushion to Qu Shouzi, and then briefly told Qu Yuan how to use the remote control.

Then I continued to open the book and began to rise.

Half an hour later, Qu Shouzi said he wanted to go to the hut. At that time, I was chatting and pointed to him to the bathroom, and then told him, "C Close the door. Don't forget to rush when you're done. Just press the button next to it!"

At this moment, I suddenly saw what I posted saying that someone had commented, and I hurriedly opened the space to have a look.

I was speechless.

"Take him to throw Miluojiang again and ask him for a few catties of Quyuan brand rice dumplings."

"Let him recite the coquettish article backwards to the teacher"

I looked at the direction of the bathroom, and I looked at the comments on the space. I really don't know whether I should laugh or cry?

But what happened next completely broke me down.

Just as Qu Yuan opened the door of the bathroom, the whole room was filled with a strange smell.

"Damn, I asked you to rush!" I roared like a tigress.

"I, I did what you said, and I've flushed it several times, but the shit next to me can't flush down." The thin man covered his nose with an innocent face.

After a long time, I summoned up the courage to go to the bathroom.

As soon as I entered, I was angry. The edge of the toilet was full of mud, and the upper part of the toilet was full of raindrop-like odors.

"Damn it, skinny man, who told you to squat on this toilet and shit? Didn't you see what this mat is for!" I roared with red faces.

"We are all squatting!" The thin man still looks very aggrieved.

"Ok, you can just squat, but why do you have diarrhea!" I'm really going to collapse.

"I'm not satisfied with the water and soil! However, your toilet paper is really easy to use. It should be soft, elastic and elastic. It's about to catch up with silk!" Qu Shouzi's words turned around and actually pulled it to the toilet paper.

Damn, after all, I was a writer, and I can talk like this, but Zhang San is not easy to mess with. I rolled up my sleeves, pointed to the nose of the thin man and said, "Take that brush to clean the toilet for me. Remember to poop and sit on that mat!" Also, it's called toilet paper, not toilet paper. Later, I learned from Qu Shouzi that they used either polished bamboo leaves or soil to wipe their buttocks, and rich people only used some cloth at most.)

Qu Yuan has been in contact with me for so long, and it seems that he has no fear of me. This fox tail finally appeared.

I guess I was too stimulated in the State of Chu, and now I'm going to fight with me.

"Third brother, how far can I brush it?" The thin man actually took me in the army again.

"It's enough to lick it with your tongue!" I don't think I've said that.

Until now, I understand why this Qu Yuan was not reused by King Huai of Chu and King Qingxiang. No one can stop him if he dares to come up.

I thought this boy had become smooth and sophisticated, but I didn't expect that this boy was a platypus.

In order to punish the thin man, I decided to let him eat instant noodles. In this way, I think he will have diarrhea.

At this moment, my mobile phone suddenly rang.

"What, three missing one, okay, okay, I'll go!" After hanging up the phone, I couldn't help but be speechless.

Taking Qu Shouzi to play mahjong, which must affect the atmosphere. After thinking about it, I finally had an idea.

"Qu thin man, come on, you really plan to brush the toilet to the extent that you can lick it with your tongue. I'm joking with you!" I stared at the skinny Qu, who was so busy that he was full of men, and said with a smile.

Finally, under my complaint, the two strength of the thin son disappeared.

"Hey, I'll go back to school. You can eat instant noodles tonight. There are three buckets of hot water in the pot..." So I patiently told the chef how to make noodles.

I was still a little dissatisfied when I saw him, and suddenly a very strange idea flashed in my mind.

What do you think Qu Yuan will achieve if he plays CS?

So I opened the book and explained in detail how to play cs to Qu Shouzi (single-alone version of cs), and personally tried it for him several times.

At first, he was scared to put his arms around my neck like a devil.

"Brother Qu, everything in it is fake. It's like a dream. It's okay!" With that, I made a perverted headshot to my teammate.

When the thin man saw the blood, he suddenly shivered again.

"See, this is all fake. This is our high technology now. No matter how much you tell me, you don't understand. It's terrible to be uneducated!" I couldn't help but skillfully bring out the latter sentence.

I'm so awesome that I said that Qu Yuan was uneducated and supported himself!

Five minutes later, Qu Yuan was eager to try.

Then I began to play mahjong with Lao Bai, Dafei and Ma Xin in the dormitory next door.

After a few laps, the only thing I brought was a pair of trousers left.

In order to balance my broken heart, I smoked hard.

Two in my mouth and two in my ears. If they hadn't stopped me, I would have had two in my nose and eyes.

You can imagine how depressed I was at that time! I even suspected that the three of them had teamed up to eat me.

Especially Lao Bai, this grandson is not at peace with anyone. He is dedicated to me, just like I owe him eight million in my last life.

In the end, I saw an uneven roar on the road, took off my trousers and went away.

The students in our dormitory are still studying for the postgraduate entrance examination, and the dormitory is still empty, so after I stink, I went to find my sophomore schoolgirl.

When I returned to the community, it was almost ten o'clock.

"Brother Qu!" I was dumbfounded as soon as I entered the door.

The hall was dark, full of gunshots from the game. Under the light of the notebook screen, I saw the angry face of Qu Shouzi.

"Damn, it seems that this thin man is still addicted!" I thought to myself, and then turned on the light.

Qu Shouzi couldn't help but be shocked to see that the hall was suddenly as bright as day, but this was only for a moment. After looking at me, Qu Shouzi began to immerse himself in it again.

I vaguely heard something muttering in Qu Yuan's mouth, and I couldn't help but be curious.

"Qu Shouzi, what are you muttering about?"

"No Loumi, dog, dog, Kewomi!" Qu Shanzi grinned and said seriously.

When I heard this, I almost cried with laughter.

"followme,gogo,coverme, this skinny man even learned English, it's really N! I can't help but look at the thin and thin doctor in front of me again, so if I let him listen to VOa for a year, then he can take the CET-4 exam for me!" I thought to myself.

"Brother Qu, why haven't you eaten?" I looked at the three buckets of instant noodles, and then looked at the thin Qu who was immersed in the game.

......

"Qu Shouzi, it's time to eat. I've soaked all the noodles for you." I devoured it.

The thin man still has no reaction.

"Damn it, you still need to lose weight!" I said sarcastically.

It was not until I finished eating the bucket of instant noodles that the thin man left Ben, and his mouth seemed to be muttering gogogo.

"Hey, how's Qu thin cs playing? Can't you have fun?" I said with a gloomy smile.

"Third brother, your era is so good that I have decided not to go back!" Qu Shouzi's words seemed to come from a nasal roar.

"Don't care. In fact, we still have a lot of bad people here. If you don't do this, you will be shot like the people in the game!" I vowed that the thin man would not leave, and he would eat and drink me here.

But the thin man didn't pay attention to me at all. I don't understand how this instant noodle-eating guy in front of me can talk about the long way, and I will search for a big writer up and down.

"Brother Qu, slow down, don't swallow!" I'm worried about whether he will swallow it.

Qu Shanzi made a gap, and then sat in front of the notebook at a faster speed than Liu Xiang.

I smiled helplessly. Looking at the momentum of the thin man, if I grab the book from him, I have to be killed by him.

I took out the unique telecommunications mobile phones in our North Courtyard (in order to implement the all-card, all telecommunications mobile phones in the local area network are free of charge) and made 38 free calls in a row.

I didn't do it until my phone was hot and my ears were buzzing, but I still had enough energy.

I didn't even look at him, so I went to bed in the bedroom.