Chapter 6: Teacher Cang
I took off my headset and stared at the two ancients with a strange gaze, who also stared at me with strange eyes.
"Third brother, I want to ask, can four two kings?" As soon as Zhang Yi said this, I immediately forgot what happened just now, and then covered my mouth and said, "Yes, can!" You can take it as you like!"
"Didn't you say that this high-tech is broken? Why is there still a girl in clothes?" Qu's thin man seemed to be stunned.
I hurriedly scratched my head and stared at the network cable and said, "This, this was originally broken, but if it installed this cable, it would be fine!" This is high-tech, and you don't understand it (I can't help but bring this sentence out).
"Oh, it used to be like this!" Qu Shouzi nodded and said.
At this time, I found that there was a reaction below Zhang Yi (it can be seen that these two people have been standing behind me for a long time), but the thin man did not react at all!
Damn, isn't the thin man a pure man, but also a fight (I won't explain here, you know)!
"Since we are all buddies, I will be generous once today to let you see how Mr. Cang was made!" I said obscenely.
"Mr. Cang, is he an apprentice of Mr. Kong (Zi)?" As soon as I said this, I almost hit my head to death.
"Impossible, Mr. Kong has never accepted a female apprentice!" Zhang Yiba said with a grunt.
There is a generation gap, but it is impossible to communicate. It seems that we can only let Mr. Cang's charm conquer them.
I gritted my teeth, opened Ben, pulled out my headset, and suddenly the two celebrities began to twitch all over.
"Wh, get up, get up!" I stared at the thin man with a secret smile in my heart.
"Why didn't I think of this posture at the beginning!" Zhang Yi touched her head and said to herself.
Qu Slender, a coquettish ancient celebrity, reached out to touch the screen.
I was afraid that there would be some outrageous scene in a moment, so I hurriedly pulled off the network cable and forced it to shut down.
"What's going on, my teacher?" As he said, he went to press the power-on button. I thought, even if you open it, you can't find where it is. I put this thing in the secret disk, and the password is very abnormal ( Cao Cao's pinyin).
"Mr. Cang, Mr. Cang, I still want to be your apprentice?" The thin man hurriedly patted the mouse and keyboard.
Zhang Yi probably thought of his wife and said casually, "Qu Shouzi, Mr. Cang is tired, just let her rest for a while!"
The thin man also seemed to remember something, and then nodded heavily.
Teacher Cang never thought that her grace not only conquered the contemporary people, but also conquered the two celebrities of the Warring States. It seems that her charm is not limited by time and space.
(Women's goal should be to make former men regret, make current men sweat, and make future men rare. Among such women, Teacher Cang belongs to NO.1.)
"What kind of feelings do you two have? Can you reveal one or two with me?" I pretended to be a perverted reporter and stared at the two ancients.
"It's amazing. It's boundless. This teacher is much better than the girl in the brothel!" As soon as the thin man said this, I was stunned.
Dare to say, this thin man took Mr. Cang, the idol in my mind, compared with the * of their era. If I hadn't been in a good mood, I would have had to try the power of Foshan.
"What about you?" I looked at Zhang Yi's swayed face.
"To have appearance, charm and charm, in our era, it will definitely become the source of the kings of various countries to directly provoke wars!" Zhang Yi said with endless aftertaste.
"I think you want to get Mr. Cang into your partner!" I said with a smile.
Zhang Yi smiled and said nothing.
After this incident, my relationship with these two celebrities has improved a lot. Is this the legendary friend (I fell on the spot) or is the same stink in the legend?
I just came out of the toilet, and these two celebrities played CS again. I was speechless and speechless to the extreme.
At this moment, my mobile phone rang.
"What, you are coming to my new house and playing mahjong all night!" I was even more speechless after hanging up the phone.
I can't tell them the true identity of the two ancients in front of me. Moreover, even if I say it, they will believe it. I guess 80% of my dog friends will say that I have read too many time-travel novels.
Just when I was worried, the doorbell actually rang. Shit, so fast, I was about to catch up with Cao Cao!
......
"San'er, open the door so slowly, what are you doing inside?" Lao Bai said at the pull of his voice, and then put his mouth to my ear and whispered, "Where's my sister-in-law? Let her come out quickly. She hasn't got up yet, is she?"
"This is another rumor made by Jiba. The third brother came out to live because several friends came!" With that, I muttered the living room inside.
"Damn, do you have a few more?" Dafei patted me on the shoulder and said with a smile.
"Damn, it's two men. When did you have this hobby!" Ma Xin said pointedly.
I wanted to kick him, but it was too far away.
"Qu Shouzi, Zhang Yi, stop playing. Come on, let me introduce you!" I hurriedly put Ben into their cs.
"What are you doing, what are you doing!" Qu Shouzi complained.
"Oh, I, Zhang Yi, have met three brothers!" Zhang Yi swept Lao Bai and flew away. Ma Xin glanced at him and then said politely.
"My name is Qu Ping!" Qu Shouzi said angrily.
So I introduced Lao Bai, Dafei and Ma Xin to these two ancient celebrities.
I suddenly found that there was something wrong with the atmosphere, and then I hurriedly whispered to Lao Bai and the three, "Both of them are a little stupid. There is a problem (pointing to my head). Let's just play with us!"
Then I took over the mahjong in Dafei's hand and began to clean up.
With my good words, I invited these two celebrities to the bedroom, and then the four of us began to crack and mahjong.
"San'er, why is the gap between the two so big? One has a fight with Du Xudong and the other has a fight with Huang Xiaoming!" Ma Xin looked at the bedroom and whispered.
"Did you eat too much at noon? Hurry up and play cards!" Lao Bai sat in Ma Xin's next house and urged him.
"Hey, we have agreed that whoever wins will treat you to dinner later!" Dafei grabbed a card and said.
"Damn, you still have a microphone and stereo. I think we should have dinner here, make a few dishes and drink some wine, karaoke and grass. This little life is more comfortable than immortals!" Ma Fei shook his head and said.
"This is the benefit of college, 50,000!" I looked at the dragon card in my hand and said indifferently.
It turns out that I was wrong and made a big mistake.
The floor of the living room has been densely piled with cigarette butts, coupled with a series of swearing cicadas and continuous gunshots from the bedroom.
This can be described as earth-shaking, but it is nothing to a contemporary big student.
Today, I, Zhang San, was lucky enough to paste three times in a row, and there was another time when the bar blossomed, which made me happy.
"10,000!" I deliberately lengthen my voice.
With a bang, the bedroom door opened, and then I saw the angry face of Qu Shouzi, "Third brother, the high-tech fell asleep again and can't shoot a pistol!"
When I heard this, I almost fell off the sofa.
Lao Bai, the three of them stared at the thin Qu with a strange look. I hurriedly said, "Let's go, let me show you!"
"If you don't plug in the power supply, how can you play if you are out of power (I want to be a real da pistol, maybe you can rub the power generation, and once again despise your own obscene thoughts)!"
I just wanted to go out, but my sleeve was pulled by Zhang Yi. "Brother, what are you doing? If you want me to go out to see the world, this skinny man only lets me see me fight!"
I looked at Zhang Yi's pitiful appearance, so I said, "You can go out to see it, but you have to talk less, understand?"
"I understand, I understand!" So Zhang Yi followed me.
Sure enough, Zhang Yi was very obedient. He really didn't say a word. Even Lao Bai asked Zhang Yi which school he went to three times, but he didn't say anything.
"Brother Yi is no longer going to school and is now a freelancer!" I hurried to make a round.
"Oh, oh, I understand!" Lao Bai said with a smile on his face.
At 8 p.m., everyone was so hungry that they couldn't stand it, and then closed the stall to eat.
I was very tragic. I thought I would make a lot of money, but I didn't expect to lose 70 in the end. Dafei won 2002, and then he went to the restaurant to order food.
"Brother Yi, come and sing one!" Ma Fei turned on the speaker and handed the microphone to Zhang Yi.
"If you let him drink, we won't have to eat later!" I grabbed the microphone from Zhang Yi and sang my main song. The mouse loves rice.
Suddenly, the room was full of my unbearable songs.
"Where is the applause and where is the applause?" I said thickly.
It was not until this time that I found that Lao Bai and Ma Xin had headphones stuffed in their ears. Damn it, my audience was only Zhang Yi, who was the only one who played the piano to the cow.
I rushed to the bedroom, bombarded the thin and thin man who was in the CS war, and then connected the network cable, and then I began to have fun alone.
"Hm everyone, I'm Jay Chou. Let me sing the nunchaku!" In order to pretend more like, I specially tied up the two slippers with string.
"San'er, can you two more points!" Lao Bai said so, but he secretly recorded it for me with his mobile phone. Of course, I knew it afterwards.
I used my shoes as sticks and performed my art performance on the floor. At this moment, I went crazy and thought I had held all of them.
"What is this? It's like a woman can't give birth to a baby (painful panic)!" The thin man pointed to my nose and said.