Chapter 8: "Cchanjuan" for thousands of miles

"Why, why did you do this? Don't you know that you are the most important thing in my heart, Juan, Juan!"

At this time, the thin man had burst into tears, and my tears couldn't help falling down.

"This is the silk book left by Ajuan, and it also made me survive for decades, Juan!"

I took the silk book with tears and saw several words written on it, but I didn't know any of them.

However, these fonts are slender, with fine strokes and the beginning and tail being the same. They are neat and beautiful, and the strokes are round and smooth. At first glance, they look like the shape of birds and have a very artistic feeling (later I learned that this is the 'bird seal').

"Brother Qu, what's written on it? I can't understand the bird language?" I asked mentally retardedly.

"You must live, for me, for the State of Chu!" These words are like mountains, and tears flowed into rivers.

I pulled out two more tissues and handed them to the thin man.

At this time, I was surprised to find that Prime Minister Zhang Yi also cried. I patted the thin man on the shoulder, and then suddenly thought of Lao Wang's head, "Brother Qu, next time Lao Wang's head comes, I beg him to see if he can also wear it, so that you can continue your relationship!"

"There are rules for everything, and Lao Wang also has to follow the rules. I have told him countless times, but!" Speaking of this, Qu Shouzi sighed, and then collapsed on the sofa and stunned.

My heart has been unable to calm down for a long time. Unexpectedly, I didn't expect that Qu Shouzi would have such an unforgettable love.

Just when I was sad, Zhang Yi actually cried.

"Brother Yi, you are also moved by Brother Qu's love!" I picked up a glass of beer, touched Zhang Yi, and then dried up.

"Moving, touching! At least the thin man once had and had good memories, and I, as for me. At the most critical time, it was my wife Yuer who encouraged me to get out of the predicament. At that time, I was seriously injured by Zhaoyang, the prime minister of Chu, and I had lost hope for my life. Yuer encouraged me to say that as long as my tongue was still there, I would be able to achieve my great cause. Finally, when I really realized my great cause, Yuer No, it was not until then that I found that what fame and great career were just floating clouds. It was the happiest thing to live a lifetime with a woman who really understood you. Zhang Yi's tears also began to flow.

"Wipe it!" I pulled out two pieces of paper towels and gave them to Zhang Yi.

After Zhang Yi took it, she actually wiped her nose, and I had to hand him two more tablets.

"It seems that behind every successful man, there is an unknown woman supporting him. But how many men support every successful woman? N words are omitted here (the key is that I suddenly think of Teacher Cang)

I touched my stomach, went to the toilet, and ejaculated. Then I was so idle that I had nothing to do. Another very obscene idea came out of my mind. I took out the Huawei Telecom mobile phone that could only make phone calls.

"One zero zero, I heard the word 'welcome' in it, and then immediately pressed zero. What, what am I doing? Dude, don't you really know? Can't you chat with the customer service lady in the middle of the night?"

"Hello, sir, this is the telecommunications customer service center. What can I do for you?"

As soon as I heard that I was a man, I was so angry that I almost didn't scold me. Then I said solemnly, "You change a female customer service for me. I want to be beautiful!"

"Sorry, this is not within our scope of service. Sir, is there anything else I can help you with?"

"Fud, I have been serving customer service for so many years, and today is the first time I have met a man. I saw that Qu Shouzi was still muttering something, and I suddenly had a plan."

"Brother Qu, the other end of this mobile phone is Jin Shang. Do you want to say a few words?" I said it in a sasnoy way.

"What, you're hungry!" Qu Shouzi snatched his mobile phone (which shows that I have secretly turned on the hands-free).

"You have been stabbed a thousand times. I won't let you go even if I die. You still give me back, Ajuan, give me back Juan. You told me truthfully, are you hungry, Ajuan..." Qu Slender was excited for a moment and actually pulled up the dialect of the State of Chu (the State of Chu in the Warring States was in the Yangtze River and the Han River Basin.)

"Brother, how dare we are fellow villagers, and we are also returned from Hubei Province. What's wrong with you? Are you disappointed in love?"

As soon as I heard the Hubei dialect of the customer service brother, I immediately fell to the ground. This actually wanted to listen to Duan's free joke, and also helped the thin man recognize a fellow villager. This telecommunications customer service is too humane.

The next day when I woke up, it was more than ten o'clock. I came to the living room and saw that Qu Shouzi was still sitting in the same posture as yesterday.

I'm dizzy. I dare that the ancient man could fall asleep while sitting, and snoring one after another, like whistling, with troughs and **. Needless to say, my phone must be out of power. Zhang Yi lay on the sofa and put on a big (perhaps to be precise, Taizi, you know) sleeping posture.

I am speechless and completely speechless. I have been conquered by these two celebrities.

"Hey, get up, get up!" I shouted three times, but these two people didn't respond.

I looked at the stereo, then turned the volume to the maximum and played the divine song (anxter).

It turns out that my lion roar is hundreds of times stronger.

"Whose woman can't give birth to a baby son!" Qu Shouzi opened his eyes and shouted at me.

"That's right, why do some people here like to listen to the roar of women having children? This is really strange!" Zhang Yi actually echoed a sentence.

I'm speechless. I'm speechless. "Ok, okay, you two clean up these lunch boxes and wine bottles quickly. In addition, Zhang Yi, you can sweep the floor again. There are garbage bins outside that community. You will be fined for throwing garbage everywhere!"

These two people did not refute, bowed their heads and began to work.

I'm in a good mood at this time. The great saint and the prime minister of Qin (Wei) were immediately called by my little man like a grandson (is it because I handed them paper towels yesterday).

I sat on the sofa, crossed my legs, hugged Ben, and began to look at the day.

"Third brother, I'm hungry and want to go back to Zigui. The hungry fellow villagers said that they can go back in two or three hours!" Qu Shouzi stared at me and said.

"What the hell, come back! I'm begging for it. Let's go!" I waved my hand and said (How dare you do something to work silently just now? If you dare to play this with the third master, you are still a little tender!).

"If you starve the chicken, go!" Qu Shouzi's stunned energy came up again.

"Chicken, what chicken, old hen, husband chicken, or pheasant!" I said in a reasonable way (in fact, at this moment, I unfortunately thought of Jiba's chicken, but I restrained myself).

The "chicken hungry to sit on" Qu thin man has completely become a Qu Erlanzi at this time.

"Zhang Yi, do you also want to go back to your hometown to have a look?" I closed the notebook and stared at Zhang Yi.

"I'm hungry and have that plan. Anyway, I'll be back in two or three hours, and it's not too far!" Zhang Yi seemed to smile and said as if crying.

I'm anxious. I'm really anxious. These two people think of me as Gates.

"I don't have any chicken (except for my little brother, of course). If you want to go back and figure it out by yourself. Grandma even wears underwear, and now she wants me to buy a plane ticket for you. You think I will make money in my wallet. I was like a shrew, pointing at the noses of these two celebrities and scolding them.

"No, if you are hungry, you have to sit on chicken, sit on chicken, chicken!" Qu Er was not scared by my rat power.

I can't see it, so I can only come softly. "Brother Qu, that's called a plane. Now our country has implemented a real-name system. You two can't go anywhere without ID cards (not to mention flying, even if you take the slowest green train, you two don't have that chance, I think). If you are caught, you will be sent to prison. Prisoner, if you don't know, you will be dismembered by five horses. With that, I took out my second-generation ID card.

"Why, I can't take a plane without this card!" Qu Er said puzzledly.

"Of course! In our words, you two belong to black people. Do you know what black people are? The one who is going to be killed is black!" I began to blow my nose and stare.

"The boy's set of dare emotional intelligence is also popular in your era!" Zhang Yi's face showed a gloomy smile.

"Shang Yang's transformation, this instrument's imagination is too rich!" I thought to myself and nodded with a quick smile.

"Then I won't leave, I won't leave!" Qu Er was stunned and didn't know whether he was scared by the name Shang Yang, or he figured it out.

"That's right. In fact, you can also see what your hometown looks like here!" As I spoke, I opened the book and entered the four Chinese characters of Hubei Zigui.

I know that these two people can't understand the current Chinese characters, so I searched some pictures for them.

"Oh, it's all changed. I'm so hungry that I don't know!" Qu Shouzi sighed.

"Stupid, this is high-tech, and everything inside is fake!" Zhang Yi taught him a lesson with Qu Er's theory with a gloomy smile.

"Oh, yes, I almost fell for his boy!" The thin man Qu seemed to understand something and said with his head.

I glanced at Zhang Yi and shouted, "High-tech is sleepy. I'm going to bed. What do you two like to do?"

"Why, didn't you say that if you plug in this thread, the high technology is fine? Why is it still sleepy? I'll water it to wake it up!" Qu Shouzi said that he took a teacup and went to the bathroom.

I'm speechless and completely speechless. Fortunately, I'm here. If I'm not here, it's also possible for these two people to really soak it in water in order not to make my son sleepy.

Thinking of this, I couldn't help shivering.

"You stop!" I pointed to the thin man and shouted.