Chapter 10: Harry Potter of the Mop

God, earth, did Zhang San offend you? Why did he punish me like this?

I opened the bedroom door of the thin man with anger. Shit, the boy was still sleeping and had a pleasant accompaniment (snoring).

I opened Zhang Yi's bedroom door again, and the boy was naked like me (sleeping habit, and this time his sleeping posture was definitely a Taizi character.

I smiled, took out my mobile phone, and took 18 art photos in a row.

"Earthquake!" I roared at Zhang Yi's ear and scared the prime minister so much that he grabbed the door and fled.

It seems that the Prime Minister is also afraid of earthquakes, and I suddenly feel much better (I took this opportunity to give the Prime Minister a few more escape art photos).

"Damn, you fooled me!" Zhang Yi, who came back, covered ** and wanted to wear clothes.

"I admit that I'm a little evil, but I'm very puzzled how this instrument learned to say 'ly' this verbal cicada."

I wincling at Zhang Yi and motioned him to play tricks on the thin man.

Zhang Yi took half a basin of water and stood on the bedside table and carefully put it on the door frame. After seeing this scene, I immediately knew that this boy was more gloomy than me and had to admire the level of ancient pranks.

In order to record this moment, I stood outside the door and pointed the camera of my mobile phone at the door of the bedroom.

"Earthquake!" With this shrill, the most hilarious scene suddenly appeared.

Half a basin of water was completely poured on Qu Skinny, and the washbasin was also buckled on Qu's head (how can this scene be so familiar? Shit, it's exactly like an iron pot on Abao's head in a kung fu panda).

"Earthquake and rainstorm, this is a sign of great evil!" As soon as Qu Er was stunned, I couldn't stand laughing (Brother Qu hasn't reacted to this as a prank yet. As for why he said that the earthquake and rainstorm were a sign of great evil, I later learned that this was the essence of their witch culture).

With a bang, the plastic washbasin fell to the ground, and then according to my guess, Qu Er was about to start to sway.

"So this is your conspiracy, conspiracy! Ah, ah, ah, ah..." Qu Erdi didn't get angry, but began to sing.

I listened carefully, and the master actually sang the original apprehance. I fainted on the spot. Why did I forget that the thin man Qu died when he threw himself into the river? I guess he probably remembered his anxiety at that time (do you think I was dancing or danced).

Just then, my phone rang.

"Oh, oh, I see!"

It turned out that Dafei's student union recorded the performance of Qu Thin Man yesterday, and now it has been sent to my QQ mailbox.

"Zhang Yi, give me a mop and drag the ground clean, or I'll make you sing!" I said intimidation.

"It's easy to say!" Zhang Yi immediately began to wash and brush like a grandson.

When I was washing up, a terrible scene appeared. The thin man in the living room turned on the stereo and began to sing. The whole room is full of the divine song of jumping into the river. I can even imagine the trembling scene when the thin man threw himself into the river from his singing.

I quietly stretched out my head. I was sure that my movements at that time were like being a thief. The skinny man in the hall were wet with bare feet, and two slippers strung by ropes in his left hand were dancing wildly. When I took a closer look, the action of this dance was simply It's exactly like a dry duck falling into the river and shouting for help.

I was stunned and didn't care that my mouth was full of toothpaste foam. I took out my mobile phone and recorded this rare scene.

At this time, a more terrible scene appeared. Zhang Yi didn't know which muscle was. He actually rode a mop to block the lens of the thin man, and hummed something messy. Anyway, I didn't understand.

Damn, how can there be a Harry Potter out of thin air!

I pushed Harry Potter aside and then pointed the camera at the thin man.

But Harry Potter, who came from a vertical family, did not give up. He rode a mop and flew to Qu Skinny (after that I learned that Zhang Yi also wanted to do art like Qu Skinny, the purpose of which was very simple.)

I don't care so much. I also shoot one person and two people, so I try my best to take pictures of the ancient celebrities who have crossed over.

I circled three times on the left and three times on the right. My buttocks twisted and twisted, and finally I almost flashed my waist.

I really didn't expect that the thin man had been kazi for nearly an hour. I saw that his mood was a little calm, so I hurriedly picked up the clothes in my wardrobe and walked over.

"Brother Qu, are you all right? Change your clothes quickly and be careful not to catch a cold!" I was uneasy. If I had known that a basin of cold water would pour Brother Qu like this, I would never have done this.

Qu Slender did not answer, but his eyes were full of abnormal colors. I hurriedly stared at Zhang Yi and motioned him to persuade Qu Slender.

Zhang Yi actually rode the mop, looked at the thin man and said, "Third brother, let him be quiet. This boy is very resistant to pressure. He's fine when I guarantee him!"

I looked at Zhang Yi's confident eyes and looked at the stunned expression of the thin man. I thought, anyway, I have done everything I should have done, and I have a clear conscience!

"Hey, how was your buddy dancing just now? Can you compete with Qu Shouzi?" Zhang Yi came to me and said.

"You, a mop version of Harry Potter, that's the same level compared with Qu Thin Man." I thought to myself, but said, "Half a catty, eight or two catty!"

My spare light told me that Zhang Yi actually smiled secretly and still smiled obscenely.

I didn't answer Zhang Yi, then plugged in the Internet cable, logged on to the QQ mailbox, and downloaded the video sent by Dafei.

"Hey, isn't this a thin man? Why did he get into high technology!" Zhang Yi pointed to the thin and thin man on the screen and said in surprise.

"I don't understand, this is the benefit of high technology!" With that, I took out my mobile phone again and took away the nude photos of Zhang Yi.

"Damn, isn't this naked boy me?" Zhang Yi stared at his naked photo and looked at it again and again. She couldn't put it down.

At Zhang Yi's begging, I introduced the function of the mobile phone to Zhang Yi.

This boy actually took a selfie with his mobile phone and started to act cute. I almost fainted on the spot, and a rich and handsome man with a fake brand appeared beside me.

I stared at the copycat, grabbed the mobile phone, plugged in the data cable, and then transmitted the mv that I just recorded, which is not considered mv, to the notebook.

At this time, the thin Qu had changed his clean clothes and came to the living room. I couldn't help but feel relieved to see that he was much better.

"Brother Qu, sit here!" I hurriedly made way for the thin Qu.

"What's the point of this? Let the hunger play cs!" The thin man said.

In fact, I have found that Qu Thinzi has no talent for playing CS. Regardless of killing his teammates, the key is that his aiming ability is too weak, which is why he has not won a game so far. However, his persistent spirit is very valuable. Originally, I wanted him to learn cf, but in the end I had to give up a very unwise idea.

"Brother Qu, I'll show you a game that challenges your IQ more, which is much better than CS!" I said with a thumbs up.

"Are you telling the truth?"

I saw that the thin man was interested, and then I hurriedly opened Plants vs. Zombies, and then told him the rules in detail.

"Do you understand?" I took a long breath and said.

"I understand! But there is a question about hunger. Why does this zombie look similar to Zhang Yi? Qu Shouzi looked at the screen and Zhang Yi said puzzledly.

I haven't noticed it at the beginning. When I compared it so carefully, I found that it was really similar. I don't know if I can win by suing the game manufacturer for human rights violations with Zhang Yi's face.

Looking at the serious look of the thin man, I was finally relieved.

"The zombies ate your brain, haha!"

It was only half an hour, and I heard this sentence more than ten times. I looked at the thin man with a contemptuous look, threw down ten yuan for lunch and went to bed.

After three o'clock in the afternoon, I went to pee in a daze, and then found a strange scene.

The two celebrities were staring at the screen of the notebook like a sculpture. I felt something was wrong when I saw it, and then rushed over.

"What are you two looking at? Are you so serious?" I came over with a smile.

These two people ignored me. I stretched out my head and couldn't help but be stunned. "Damn, you two are watching Titanic here. Can you understand it!"

I'm very puzzled. The two ancient people who crossed over are watching the English version of Titanic. Can these two understand it?

But the expressions of the two made me swallow the words back, and I hurriedly handed over the tissue in my hand.

It seems that emotions are not divided into the present and the future. I thought so. After a long time, I saw that the mood of these two people finally calmed down, so I came over and said hypocritically, "Qu Shouzi, how about this movie?"

"Call Hungry Jack!" The thin man actually blew his nose and stared at me.

I was stunned and immediately understood what it was like. Yes, Jack's fate was to some extent the same as that of a thin man (all drowned).

"Brother Yi, what do you think?" I couldn't help looking at Zhang Yi.

"It's also called Hungry Jack!" Zhang Yi was also a little annoyed.

"Why, these two people want to change their names after watching Titanic!" I was speechless to the extreme.

But the next scene is even more unbearable.

"Ross (Ross), fried female wave, fried female wave!" The affectionate eyes of the thin man made me almost spit out the residue in my stomach. What's the matter, do these two celebrities want to be gay?

Zhang Yi blinked her eyes and then nodded heavily. I was not sure when I saw this scene.

Just when I was puzzled, Qu Shouzi suddenly stood up and began to sing. What I couldn't stand most was that there was a dancer next to me (Zhang Yi).