Chapter 17: It should be in the clothes

After two o'clock in the afternoon, I finally got up beautifully, but when I came to the living room, an incredible scene appeared.

I rubbed my eyes and thought I hadn't woken up, and then pinched my thighs. Finally, I firmly believed that I was not in my dream.

"Pan Mei, come here!" I said to Pan Mei, who was playing Plants vs. Zombies.

"Third brother, I'm having a good time. What can't you say later?" Pan Mei said without raising her head, and the thin man beside her and Zhang Yi acted as a dog-headed military division.

"Let's talk about it later, girl, if others see your outfit, it's strange if you don't laugh and don't take pictures secretly. I don't understand. You just have no common sense and no knowledge. You should always have a brain. The bra is worn in the clothes, but you Pan Mei actually wear it naked outside your clothes. Face..." The more I thought about it, the more puzzled I became, but when I realized that there was still something else to do, I hurried to the shampoo room.

The happiest thing in the world is to run on the road to the hair washing room.

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"Pan Mei, why are you wearing the opposite!" I pointed to the pink bra on Pan Mei** and said.

"Ya, the zombie ate other people's brains again, really!" Pan Mei fell four or five times with emotion, and then raised her head reluctantly and looked at me with an innocent and childlike eye, "Third brother, what did you just say? I'm sorry, I just played too hard and didn't hear it clearly?"

"I said yours, the one is worn in reverse. It should be in the clothes!" I pointed to Pan Mei's chest and held these words out for a long time.

"Where, where is the opposite. Screw, don't listen to him. It looks good outside, so that you have to reflect the beauty of your water hibiscus!" Qu Shouzi stood up and said to Pan Mei in an expert-level tone.

"I agree with Lao Qu!" Zhang Yi's two eyes stared straight at the screen and even inserted a bar, which made me almost angry.

"Pan Mei, don't listen to the two of them. Although our era is different from your era, it is not so different. Then you must wear it, or there will be flocks of wolves following you!" I said in a reminder tone.

"Wolf, people are most afraid of wolves!" With that, Pan Mei took down the bra she wore outside, but her next sentence almost scared me to death: "I don't understand the difference between wearing it inside and outside. If it's hot outside, you can still come down in front of others. If you wear it inside, how can you come down in front of others!"

"Pan Mei, this can only be said once, and there is one thing you must remember. It (the bra in Pan Mei's hand) can only be worn inside, and you can't come down no matter how hot the weather is!" I scratched my ears and touched my neck and said.

"They know, is there a wolf when they go down!" Pan Mei actually opened her lips and teased me. I nodded without crying or laughing.

"Third brother, that person has entered the house!" Pan Mei didn't forget to look at the screen before she left, and she seemed to be muttering something.

"I said, uh-huh, that, cough"

"What's wrong with you? Didn't you eat something?" The thin man stared at me with a very caring eye, and then I raised my eyebrows and replied, "Such your sister, pull up Zhang Yi. Now I'm going to announce a big thing, a matter that is related to our survival!"

"Life and death, why, are you going to fight here too?" Qu thin man touched his head and said.

"What, war, good war!" Zhang Yi suddenly stood up and said with an excited face, "As long as there is a war, our family will become a favorite. Unexpectedly, I didn't expect that Zhang Yi would be able to show her strength in the future. I think she was hungry with a sharp mouth in those years."

Zhang Yi wants to say more. I have reached the point where I can't stand it. I don't understand why I said the four words 'life and death'. The first reaction of this thin man is to fight, but at this time, I don't allow me to think about it. I turned my head and roared at Zhang Yi, "Are you boy? Occupational disease, let me tell you, even if you are fighting now, it has nothing to do with you. What we use in this era is high technology and nuclear weapons. Why are the ancients you quarreling here!"

When I shouted and roared, Zhang Yi's excitement just now has completely disappeared. "Hungry is just to say, you roar so loudly, like a zombie!"

"From today on, we will start preparing for the first album, you..." I told my first step plan in detail. It can be said that I finished my plan in one go with enthusiasm and excitement.

"Third brother, that, you said it too fast, and you still don't seem to understand." The thin and thin Qu showed a helpless expression. Zhang Yi must still be still worried about the fact that I just put out his excitement, and his face was clearly proud of being a villain.

Just as I was about to open my mouth again, with the sound of the door, Pan Mei came over gracefully, "Oh, is your brains really eaten by zombies? I don't understand. What the third brother means is to make you like drinking music from now on, just like fighting zombies!"

After all, Pan Mei said the central meaning I wanted to express in these three words. I couldn't help looking at Pan Mei more with grateful eyes, 'I'm still used to wearing it inside. It's good. It's really ups ups and downs.'

"Third brother, what are you laughing at?" Pan Mei came to me and whispered.

"No, nothing!" I hurriedly stopped my obscene thoughts just now.

"Zhang San, do you mean to let us learn from women to give birth to children!" Qu thin man put his arms together and then stared at the ceiling and became silent.

Huh? Didn't you say that drinking music is also related to having a baby? Pan Mei asked puzzledly. Before I could speak, Zhang Yi, a Zongheng family, began to explain.

"Oh, so that's it. Jinlian, oh no, can Xinlian satisfy his ears?" Pan Mei looked at me with an expectant look. When she saw my surprised face, she added, "The song from which people said (the speaker in front of Pan Mei's finger on the left)!"

"Well, I thought Pan Mei wanted to hear me sing the divine song!" I smiled and connected the speaker to my notebook, and then turned on Kugou.

Suddenly, I remembered something, and then suddenly looked back at Pan Mei and said, "So Pan Mei, is there any problem with your heart?"

Pan Mei waved her hand to indicate that she had no heart disease, and then I gently touched my finger, and the un vulgar charm of the divine song echoed in the whole living room.

"Pan Mei, Pan Mei!" I called back the distracted Pan Mei after shouting twice. "This is the divine song of the two women (who look at the skinny and Zhang Yi) can't give birth to children. What does Pan Mei think?"

"Well, Pan Mei told her bluntly that although the lyrics of this song are extremely simple, it can bring people into a kind of artistic conception of being detached from foreign things, which can make people forget the present and forget the current busyness and rush. If Pan Mei is right, your society should be a very competitive and cruel society. Of course, these are just Pan Mei's false theories. If anything is wrong, don't be surprised!"

I looked at Pan Mei's expression and couldn't help but be stunned. At this moment, I seemed to understand the true meaning of the word 'remote'.

"Fratic, Pan Mei, your comments are too eccentric. If you don't study psychology, it's really a waste of our time!" I said with a thumbs up.

"The little sister is just talking about the matter. The third brother is too exaggerated. Oh, by the way, little sister, I still have a question. Is this businessless industry really more important and popular than agriculture in your era? Pan Mei said solemnly that I could guess from her expression that this doubt had been held in her heart for a long time.

Zhang Yi seemed to remember something. She took a step forward and interrupted, "That's right, what kind of era are you? Why are you so interested in actors? Is it that the vertical and horizontal industry is no longer popular?"

"We are in the 21st century, and of course it is different from your era. With us, economic development is the first priority. In our textbooks, it is called economic construction as the center, and the tertiary industry service industry is the top priority of economic development." Speaking of this, I want to continue, but He was held by the puzzled expressions of the three ancients in front of him.

What is a tertiary industry and what is a service industry? Hungry to talk about the third brother, can't you say it in simple and easy-to-understand words? Zhang Yiyu said his doubts mercilessly.

"Oh, I'll pay attention next time. This tertiary industry is an industry other than the first and secondary industry!" As soon as I said this sentence, I hurriedly gave myself a handle. Of course, it was just symbolic. "Don't worry, this tertiary industry is to eat, drink and play, and in this way, literature and art is the most sought after. This literature and art is the performance of the singing and opera in your mouth. This time, you are clear Are you white?" I looked at them with my big eyes open and couldn't help sighing, 'It's really difficult to explain these concepts to the ancients.'

"My little sister seems to understand, that is to say, people in your era put singing and performing artists on the status of agriculture in our Song Dynasty!" Pan Mei's brain turned so fast that she actually used the comparison method, which made me admire her bodylessly!

"Yes, yes! That's why I asked you to practice singing! Singing songs, um... This name is too indecent. It's called singing or karaoke here, and you will change the name in the future!" I said firmly.