Chapter 19: Toilet Door Incident

"Since Pan Mei opened her mouth, it's cheap for Zhang Yi once. Oh, by the way, how is the fruit cut (my finger ** mobile phone)? Has it broken my record?" In the end, my tone has become a little proud. Anyway, we have two years of service to cut fruit. Even if Pan Mei is a genius, if she wants to break my record, it will take some effort.

"Record, you mean that, my little sister has already broken it!" Pan Mei proudly stretched out her delicate hands in front of my eyes, as if showing off all this. As soon as I heard it, I fainted directly on the spot and finally got up again in a fierce struggle. Then when I wanted to open my mouth, I actually saw Pan Mei's exposed ice femur and jade bones outside. I thought obscenely thought if this was Pan Mei's darkness. At present, Zhang Yi is playing games, and the thin man is watching Xi Yangyang. What a God-given opportunity.

"Third brother, my little sister is tired and wants to rest, don't you think so?" Pan Mei squeezed her eyes and said with a red face.

"Then Panmei, take a rest, oh, by the way, if there is anything, call me third brother (my finger on the wall, which means that we are separated by a wall)!" After saying that, I left Pan Mei's room reluctantly. The thin man in the living room was still dancing, and I went back to the room with a smile.

The night without a notebook and a mobile phone was a sleepless night. I lay down and looked at my body and began to hypnotize myself.

In the haze, I seemed to have a dream that Pan Mei walked to a hotel with me, and then smiled at each other knowingly...

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"Grey Wolf, come out hungry and come out!" In a trance, I heard something, as if someone was patting something. I turned over and suddenly an ominous idea came out of my mind. I shouted that it was not good, and then copied a back sheet wrapped around my body and ran out.

In the living room, the thin man Qu slapped the TV with an angry face, as if the TV was his father's enemy. I shouted and rushed over, "You prodigal son, are you full!"

"Grey Wolf, you are hungry, come out, still hungry, and hungry..." Qu thin man glanced at me, but kept repeating this sentence in his mouth.

"What are you looking at? You are crazy, and you don't know how to stop him!" I turned my head and scolded at Zhang Yi beside me. Zhang Yi was still immersed in the zombie kingdom and replied without raising her head, "I'm hungry, but I can't stop it. When I went to the toilet in the middle of the night, the boy began to pat me." Zhang Yi wanted to say more. How could I give him a chance? Suddenly, she became angry and pointed to Qu Xiao Zi's nose scolded, "Okay, you skinny man. How dare you have filmed this TV all night? Your sister, if you shoot it, the landlord won't cheat me to death. You really think I'm a banker."

The thin man actually ignored my anger and kept repeating what he had just said, and his eyes had never left the TV at all.

Later, I learned that it turned out that it was the Qu thin man who was suddenly furious after seeing Fei Yangyang being captured by the gray wolf. It is estimated that he accidentally touched the remote control. The TV happened to be black again. Qu Shouzi, who was completely immersed in the happy world, could not be easily pulled out, and immediately vented his dissatisfaction in the electricity. In view of it, it is estimated that he naturally regards TV as the old nest of gray wolves.

I stared at the thin man again, and then began to check the TV. I don't know when the power supply on the socket was pulled out. Except for the sound becoming a little hoarse, there was no problem with other functions of the TV. I couldn't help sighing.

"Remember, don't touch a finger on the TV in the future, otherwise, or I will lock you up!" I blew my nose and stared at the thin man.

The thin man muttered, revealing my most pitiful expression in the world, and then sat next to Zhang Yi and began to watch the game.

Five minutes later, when I was squatting in the toilet, I heard the cheerful laughter of Qu Shouzi. Damn, this Qu Shouzi was really open-open. He was pointed at his nose and scolded by me for most of the day, and after only a few minutes, he completely forgot it.

Just as I was about to wipe my buttocks with toilet paper, the bathroom door was suddenly pushed open, and then I heard a shrill.

"Pan Mei, why don't you enter without knocking on the door? Wait, I'm done!" I hurriedly began to speed up, then lifted my trousers at the fastest speed in history and ran out.

"Third brother, my little sister didn't mean to disturb your work just now. The key is that this door is not plugged in!" Pan Mei seemed to have done something wrong. She looked embarrassed. I just wanted to speak, but Pan Mei answered again, "But don't worry, my little sister didn't see anything. I really didn't see anything!"

I was surprised for three seconds, and then muttered softly: It's okay to see it. We are not outsiders.

Pan Mei raised her eyelids and said to me, "Well, that little sister went in!" See you soon!"

As soon as I heard the sound of gently closing the door, I suddenly remembered something. Shit, I just forgot to flush the toilet, so I hurriedly raised my hand and knocked on the door.

"Pan Mei, what, the third brother didn't mean not to flush the toilet. He was in a hurry just now!" I explained to Pan Mei on the other side of the door, but I waited for two minutes and didn't hear Pan Mei's response. Pan Mei won't suffocate. It shouldn't be. The foreign body she produced is not so powerful.

"Pan Mei, are you all right?" I roared at the toilet through the door, but no one answered. It was the thin Qu in the living room who appeared in front of me. He smiled at me, and then put his mouth to my ear and whispered, "Third brother, I want to go to the toilet when I'm hungry. Can you starve behind you?"

I raised my foot and kicked the thin Qu, and said angrily, "Go to the back row, don't jump the queue!"

"Third brother, your sheet and coat is quite chic (the thin man pointed to my crotch)!"

I looked down and found a big crack, and I vaguely saw the brother inside. I didn't see Pan Mei just now. It's over. Now my impression in Pan Mei's heart must be no different from that of a hooligan.

After changing my clothes, when I walked to the door of the bathroom again, I had a special eye and gently put my ear to the door. Why didn't there be any movement? Pan Mei wouldn't really faint. Just as I put my ears on the door panel again, I only heard a strong wind, the door opened, and my body lost its balance with the departure of the door, which showed that there was no dog eating shit.

"Third brother, what are you?" Pan Mei stood on one side and stared at me with a strange look. I blinked, immediately covered my stomach and made an unbearable state, "What Pan Mei, I guess I'm food poisoning, yo, no, I'm going to come out (I hold the wall and bowed my body to make a difficult march)!"

"Well, the third brother, be careful, the ground is slippery! Pan Mei's fingers are stained with water on the floor) "I don't know if this is Pan Mei's unique humorous way or deliberately teasing me, but I can only nod heavily.

As the door closed, I immediately stood up and sighed. At this time, the door that had just been closed suddenly opened again.

"Ah, third brother, I forgot to tell you that the paper is gone!" Pan Mei said with a pale face. I hurriedly covered my stomach with my hand, and then said, "I, I'm taking it with me!"

"Didn't I just put a new roll of paper? There were still a lot of paper when I used it just now. Did Pan Mei use it all just now? How big is her buttocks? No, it should be Pan Mei's period. How could she not say a word and be silent for a long time just now?" I actually made a logical inference question. At this moment, the door opened again.

"Third brother, why don't you plug in the door? Have you finished pulling it? You can't hold it anymore!" As he spoke, he sent his body in, and then paused for three seconds to see that I didn't say anything, so he rushed to the toilet with thunder.

Five minutes later, I heard the thin man's call for help in the living room, "Paper, give me hungry paper!"

I couldn't help laughing. Zhang Yi seemed to be muttering something as if he hadn't heard it, and Pan Mei's room was still closed. I was even more happy. I thought that you had the ability to bend the thin man and have the ability to solve it alone.

"Paper, third brother, third brother!"

Qu Shouzi roared for two minutes, and then I stood outside the toilet door and said, "Qu Shouzi, there is no paper at home. You can do it yourself!"

"What, third brother, aren't you hungry? I saw you buy a big bag yesterday?"

"Yes, why don't I remember to buy it? Wait a minute, the third brother will look for you!" I said with a forced smile.

After about five minutes, I opened the toilet door without hurry (because the thin man squatted on the toilet when I was still in the bathroom, so the door was not plugged back).

"I'll go. This is a hell on earth. It's so fucking stinky. Well, why does the thin man sit still on the toilet? I don't think this boy will be smoked by the smell he produces!" Thinking of this, I had to cover my nose and approach the source of the disease with a fearless spirit.

"Hi, hi, there's an earthquake!" I bent down and roared at Qu Shouzi's ear. It turned out that this move was quite useful. Qu Shouzi blinked his eyes and muttered, "Is there an earthquake? Another earthquake?"

Well, you are a thin man. I'm convinced of you today. It's not easy for you to fall asleep in such a bad environment. If you are put on the anti-Japanese battlefield, it will definitely be the nemesis of the devil's gas bomb.