Chapter 21: Fast, Artificial Respiratory

"Who, who's here again? Didn't you see Hapi hungry? You let him wait!" Zhang Yi twisted her body and grinned at home. The thin man who was watching gave me face. He raised his head and glanced at Poron, and then put his head to my ear and whispered, "Damn, why is there a melon in Plants vs. Zombies!"

At first hearing Qu Shouzi's words, I didn't react. Qu Shouzi smiled and explained, "Hey! Frustrated, haven't you seen that nest of melons in Plants vs. Zombies!"

"Go away, you boy can't discriminate. He is the emperor, the emperor of a foreign country!" I deliberately bit the two words of the emperor very hard, and an incredible scene appeared. Zhang Yi unexpectedly raised her head, and then jumped directly over the coffee table and ran to Napoleon.

Bron was obviously scared by this sudden scene and instinctively shouted that there were assassins and assassins!

"Hungry is not an assassin, hungry is a politician, it is a rampant family. Dude, where are you emperor? If you want to unify the country and expand your territory and land, as long as you invite Zhang Yi to be hungry, so many years, at least ten years, hunger will definitely meet your wishes..." Zhang Yi is definitely an occupational disease again, and even began to promote his vertical and horizontal concept to the broken wheel.

"Can you two more points? He is the emperor of a foreign country. Besides, you are now in the future, in the 21st century. Those things have become history. Do you know what the fuck is history!" I said to Zhang Yi's ugly face, who let this boy not give me face just now?

"Well, I know that pooping is diarrhea. Look, how terrible it is to be uneducated!" Qu Shouzi said with a smile.

I was stunned as soon as I heard it. When did this girl learn to make fun of it? Could it be that he was self-taught?

At this moment, Pan Mei's door opened with a pressure, and then I heard a scream.

" Screw!"

" Screw!"

At this time, both Qu Shouzi and Zhang Yi rescued the beauty one after another and ran to Pan Mei, who fainted like a rabbit. It turned out that I ran slowly and slowed down seven steps!

Seven steps have been able to write a poem for anyone, but I...

"screws, screws!"

"What are you doing, your sister, why did you two losers start?" I look at the four**. The swinging hand said.

"Hungry people, this is to help Pan Mei up!" Zhang Yi explained.

"Help up and use your hands and feet, and go away!" Maybe it's because I'm used to saying this. Those two idiots actually got up one after another, and they still muttered that they didn't need their hands. How can I help them?

With a bang, Pan Mei's body fell to the ground again. I saw this scene and pointed to the noses of these two idiots and scolded, "Your sister, you two are stupid. Who let you let go!"

"Didn't you say that you can't hold it with your hands!" Qu Shouzi began to bite the words with me, and there was a picture on his face that I was the most wronged in the world, even more unjust than Dou E!

"You have the ability to listen to what you should not listen to, and what you shouldn't listen to is obedient!" After counting these two people, I bent down to see Pan Mei's condition. Pan Mei is fine. How could she faint for no reason? Is it caused by her aunt?

"Do you see that we don't move our hands and feet? This three is his own hands and feet!" Zhang Yi muttered in a low voice. I looked up and gave them a second-kill look, and then said, "There are so many words. Now the situation is special. It seems that I can only give Pan Mei artificial respiration!"

"People breathe, what is human earthworm breathing? Do you still have to use centipede?" Zhang Yi said in a voice, and the expression on her face was as surprised as if she had seen a big centipede, as well as the thin man beside him.

"It's terrible to be uneducated!" I repeated what the thin man just said, and then told the principle of artificial respiration.

"Come hungry, come hungry!"

"Come hungry, your mouth is big, your mouth is small!" Zhang Yi and Qu Shouzi began to pinch up.

"Ok, don't quarrel. I'll give you a demonstration first, and you can practice later. You should still need it in the future!" I said it sidily, but the expression on my face was that a strict teacher was teaching two useless apprentices.

"Ya, Zhang San, is really lucky enough to kiss Pan Jinlian, a beautiful woman, which will definitely become the proudest thing in my life. Jinlian, I'm here!" I thought so, and then blocked Pan Mei's jade nose.

Once, twice, three times!

No, I can no longer control my blood. Ninety-eight warm currents are flowing in the seven meridians and thirty-eight veins in my body, and somewhere also instinctively reacted. If this is usual, I have to work hard with my left hand, but now...

Just as I was about to kiss for the fourth time, I only felt that my body was pulled alive by four claws**.

" Screw, I'm hungry!" After saying that, Qu Shouzi learned from my appearance and gave Pan Mei artificial respiration.

"Dodge, it's your turn to be hungry. You have to be hungry, so you have to be hungry for a long time!" Zhang Yi sent her big mouth with a gloomy smile.

At this moment, Pan Mei suddenly opened her eyes, and what came into her eyes was a big mouth and a face full of beans.

A pop of his mouth beat Zhang Yi so hard that he hugged the thin man and shouted for his mother. At that moment, I knew that Pan Mei's hand was very strong.

I touched my chest and couldn't help but be glad that Pan Mei didn't wake up when I kissed. I denied that it would be difficult to go to the blue sky if I wanted to oil again in the future.

"Pan Mei, are you all right? Why did you suddenly faint? Can't you stand it (meaning that Pan Mei's period problem)?" I hurriedly jumped up from ** and began to show hospitality.

Until this time, Pan Mei seemed to remember something, and then turned her eyes to the living room. Her eyes still showed a trace of tension and confusion, and she kept muttering that he came.

"No, Panmei, are you scared by something?" I looked at Pan Mei, who was still in a trance, and asked. Zhang Yi beside her was still shouting, while Qu Qianzi, Zhang Yi, a good friend, was comforting him.

"Dalang, Dalang is also here!" As soon as Pan Mei said this, I suddenly realized that he dared to treat Brother Broken Wheel as Wu University. No wonder she is like this.

"Pan Mei, that's not Wu Da, he is the broken wheel brother!" I giggled and explained.

"No, it's impossible. I will never forget his back, and his height, which is solid proof!" Pan Mei didn't believe my words. I blinked my eyes and shouted at the living room, "Break the wheel, come here!"

After three sounds, there was no response in the living room, and I could faintly hear the sound of plants hitting zombies. Shit, this broken wheel is not playing Plants vs. Zombies!

It turned out that my guess was right. I pinched my waist and stared at the French emperor in front of me, who was similar to the back of Wu Da, and then closed the book.

"You, you do... What kind of third brother, I think you are very busy, so I'm embarrassed to disturb you, so I messed with this!" The broken wheel said with a smile.

"Come with me!" I said to the French emperor in a commanding tone.

Brother Broken Wheel didn't have a temper and followed him obediently.

"Big, big. No, no, he's not, no, really not!" Pan Mei looked at the face of the broken wheel, and her words were completely illogical, but two seconds later, Pan Mei said, "Their backs are too similar, just like a mother!"

"Pan Mei, look, you can rest assured now. With your third brother here, let alone Wu Da didn't come, even if he comes, he can't do anything to you. If he dares to be presumptuous, the third brother will drive him away!" That's what I said, but I'm secretly happy in my heart. It turns out that Wu Dalang looks the same as Napoleon, and even if he only distinguishes it from his back, it doesn't make up which one is Lang and which is the wheel. Yaya. If this issue is written into a paper, I will not be famous.

"Good Ray, Napoleon, nice to meet you!" Napoleon said gentlemanly, and then took the initiative to stretch out his right hand.

Pan Mei glanced at the broken wheel and then turned back to the room.

Looking at the closed door, the broken wheel was speechless. After a long time, he scratched his head and stared at me with a puzzled look and asked, "Third brother, no, the teacher below said that he saw your Chinese girl, and then stretched out his hand, and the other party would shake hands with me kindly. Why didn't this scene appear? So, is it possible that this girl is also a foreigner?

I listened to the doubts of the broken wheel and laughed, but I can't explain the context of this matter to the broken wheel clearly. I was stunned and said, "Well, this is the principle, but in the real world, we have to analyze specific problems in detail. You will see a girl again in the future. Just say hello and get rid of everything from this handshake!" My expression was very serious, but the broken wheel quit and retorted, "Remove it. How can this be removed? The teacher obviously teaches it this way. How can it be removed!"

Fuck, in the world below, those teachers use the best cramming method in China when teaching these foreigners, which reminds me of my experience of learning English, which saves hundreds of words here.

"Breaking wheel, this is here, you have to listen to me. You have come to another world after graduation, do you understand?" I'm afraid that I will say that your teachers are all nonsense, and then they will be greeted by the broken brother. Who knows if those teachers in the world below will force the idea of being a teacher for a lifetime and being like a father all their lives into the broken wheel!

The broken wheel scratched his head, revealing a thoughtful look.