Chapter 24: Chess Anecdotes
"Forget it, Brother Yi, let me see, now we still think about how to make money, as long as we have money, hey, then." When it came to the last three words, the broken wheel seemed to remember something. Suddenly, he was silent, and his face seemed to have been splashed with cold water.
I smiled, lowered my head and patted the broken wheel on the shoulder and said, "Wheel, don't worry, we are now very advanced in technology. As long as we have money, everything can be cured." Speaking of this, I lowered the altitude again and whispered: "Especially in that regard, as long as you have money, you can definitely double your continuous time. More than that!"
"Really, is what you said?" The broken wheel said excitedly.
"That's right. Third brother never lies!" I spoke like an old professor, and then I saw the hopeful light in the broken wheel's eyes.
A minute later, trouble came again. Qu Slender asked me to see Xi Yangyang and the gray wolf on the grounds that he contributed the most in the rehearsal.
But at this point, there is nothing to watch on TV. I searched all the channels with the mentality of Rao Xing, but I still couldn't find them.
"If you are hungry, you have to watch it, or you won't be hungry from tomorrow!" Qu Shouzi held his hands and raised his head slightly, which was simply a big bowl of demeanor.
Qu Slender is different from Zhang Yi. To be precise, sometimes he is a second stunned. If he hadn't been a year, he wouldn't jump into the river and die. I'm afraid that if this boy really comes up and doesn't cooperate, then his rational investment will be wasted!
"What, Hu, wait, the third brother has a way, there is a way! Don't think about it and play self-harm again!" After comforting me, I walked to Pan Mei's room.
"Pan Mei is me, third brother, open the door!" I knocked on the door gently, but the sound was quite loud.
Twenty seconds later, the door opened with a sound, and Pan Mei looked embarrassed. I hurriedly posted a smiling face and said, "So what Pan Mei, I don't know if it's convenient for the third brother to use this book?" My tone is very sincere, which is actually equivalent to begging.
"I'm watching the Water Margin. Can't the third brother change the time?" Pan Meiyu. I stamped my foot and acted coquettishly to me. I fell on the spot and got up for a long time.
Pan Jinlian is watching the Water Margin, not to mention the old version or the new version. The description of Pan Jinlian is the same. ** Bitch, I'm really afraid that Pan Mei will see this plot and don't want to do anything stupid for a while.
"What Pan Mei, let's see later. The third brother really has something urgent. If you don't let Qu Erdi use the book, he will definitely commit suicide for a while. It's not that you don't know about him!" Although I said so, I shrank and reached into the door.
Pan Mei didn't say anything. He was watching Water Margin, and it was also a new version of Water Margin, but fortunately he only saw the episode of Zhiqi's Birthday. I turned around and smiled at Pan Mei, and then hurriedly pulled out the network cable from the interface and was about to go out.
"Third brother, don't worry so much. My little sister has thought about it for a long time. I know that I am a typical ** in the Water Margin, hehe, but I don't care. I don't care about anything for love!" Pan Mei's words were understated, as if she were chatting with me. From her tone, I knew that she was indeed open-minded.
"It is often said that there is another village, Pan Mei, don't worry, your spring will definitely come, I believe you!" I comforted.
Pan Mei nodded and stopped talking.
"Joy! Be hungry and happy!" When I heard Qu Shouzi roaring in the living room, an idea of both fish and bear paws suddenly came out of my mind. Shit, I'm too stupid. Isn't it enough to let Pan Mei watch Xi Yangyang with Qu Shouzi? I believe Pan Mei will definitely like the plot of Xi Yangyang and Grey Wolf. This is much better than watching Water Margin!
"Qu Er, come here! Look at the joy here!" When I shouted like this, Qu Er was stunned and appeared in front of Pan Mei like air, and the expression on her face was about to catch up with the summer flowers.
Pan Mei, you should watch cartoons. I dare to guarantee that you will like it!" Before I finished speaking, Qu Er's thin man understood what I meant. "The screw is so beautiful. It's more than 10,000 times better than the little man's book!"
I know that no matter how bad my mouth is, it's not as good as letting Pan Mei take a closer look and forget to say it. In fact, Zhang San used to be a loyal fan of Xiyang.
"Qu Er, if you don't work hard tomorrow, hum, think about the consequences!" I leaned over and put my mouth to the thin man's ear and whispered, and Qu Er was impatient to say that he knew, got it!
"What, just operate like this, you know!" I told him again.
"I know!" Qu Er seemed to regard me as a third party, and there was a trace of hatred in his eyes.
I snorted coldly and went out. I came to the living room and Zhang Yi and the broken wheel were cutting down.
When I listened carefully, the two actually began to talk about the way of governing the country. Out of curiosity, I listened for a few more minutes. Both of them have a consistent view on the strengthening of royal power, but the difference is that the broken wheel always brings out religion from time to time. Although Zhang Yi does not know some information about religion, she is not convinced. Soft, on the contrary, he used his own vertical and horizontal skills to fool the broken wheel. I forced myself to laugh for fear that I would be born to win over the two.
"Brother Yi, we should really compete if there is a chance!" The broken wheel looked excited. It was not until then that I found that the boy had not changed much from what was written in the history books. He was belligerent and too belligerent. His previous performance turned out to be fake.
"Wan, hungry Zhangyi also wants to compare, but unfortunately it is not allowed in this era!" Zhang Yi also said realistically. At this time, I walked over and said, "Third brother has a way. Don't you want to compare? I can fulfill you!"
"What, really? What about the army? Zhang Yi's expression was as excited as that of a vampire when he saw blood. The reaction of the broken wheel was more direct. She suddenly stood up and said, "Third, I heard Lao Wang say that your society is not allowed to fight? Why, the rules have changed? It shouldn't be. In any era, the law can be the foundation of governing the country..." The broken wheel actually said a lot of words to himself. I was a little impatient. I lowered my head and hummed to the broken wheel, "Did I let you kill you? Stupid! Kill your life here. Don't think that you are an emperor's professional, and you can do whatever you want. Here, there is no hierarchy. We are a socialist country!"
"Third brother, what is socialism?" The shameless questioning came up again. I saw that Zhang Yi also wanted to open his mouth. In order to kill a few fewer brain cells, I hurriedly changed the topic: "Can you play chess?"
Although I don't know which dynasty chess originated from, chess has appeared in the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period, but there are few chess pieces. (Zhang Yi said that this chess was produced as early as the Zhou Dynasty, but most of what we saw from film and television appeared during the battle between Chu and Han). Soon I put it under the coffee table. The chess was taken out (the one left by the landlord), and then set it up and told the two people how to play modern chess.
"How about it? Do you understand?" Both of them nodded. It seemed that interest was indeed the best teacher. I just said it once, and both of them understood.
"Well, let's play, and the third brother will go back and sleep for a while!" I stretched out and went back to sleep. Three hours later, when I woke up again, I found that Zhang Yi was fighting with the broken wheel.
"Breaking wheel, aren't you stupid? A hungry horse can run, and your cannon can run. You can't fight this, absolutely can't!" Zhang Yi said confidently. I walked in and found that Zhang Yi's horse was right on the eye of the broken wheel.
"What Brother Yi said is reasonable. The completion of the life and death of the war horse depends on its master knight. If the master lets him live, he will live, and if he dies, he will die!" The broken wheel did not show weakness and picked up his own soldier and ate Zhang Yi's horse. He used the soldier as a ju, and he was still able to fly diagonally. I was really eye-opened.
The rules I taught them have turned into a verbal battle under partial compliance. I want to laugh, but I'm a little embarrassed to see the seriousness of these two people.
"I said, why didn't you follow the rules I told you?" I interrupted.
"Third brother, you can't do this. The situation on the battlefield is fleeting. A good general will not stick to the form. As long as he can win, he can do anything!" The tone of the broken wheel was full of pressure, and it seemed that he returned to the time when he fought on the battlefield.
"Haha, broken wheel, you should understand that this hungry soldier is a woman, and now your soldier has defected, so your cannon and that horse are hungry!" After saying that, Zhang Yi pulled out the soldier opposite the pawn and the cannon and horse next to him.
This is okay. There is even a beauty trick in chess. I'm dizzy and I'm directly thundering!
"Good plan, but Brother Yi, don't forget that the horse that loses its partner will go crazy. The war horse will go crazy, and the consequences are endless, so your large pieces will die!" The broken wheel was not polite. He directly killed seven or eight chess pieces around his other pony, and the momentum almost caught up with the big move in the game.
"A elephant is enough to deal with a mad horse like you!" Zhang Yi took her elephant and ate the mad horse directly. I just wanted to say that she was walking in the field, but when she came to her mouth, she swallowed it rawly. The two people have completely transformed the chess battle into a tongue battle, and they are still completely divergent.
"The elephant swallows the horse, the trick, then I will use my three knights to eat your elephant!" The broken wheel said that he was going to pull out Zhang Yi's elephant, but Zhang Yi did not compromise this time. His eyes lit up and questioned, "Breaking wheel, can you three knights finish eating? This hungry elephant is a giant elephant of thousands of catties!"
"What's wrong with the giant elephant! My three knights only eat the elephant's heart and liver, and nothing else. Do you think you can finish it!" Seeing that Zhang Yi stopped talking, the broken wheel directly pulled out Zhang Yi's elephant.