Chapter 27: Monster
"People pinch? Pinch?" Suddenly, a thunderous sound came from the bedroom.
I was stunned at that time. Isn't this the sound of the wheel? Why, did this boy become a fairy and Lao Wang seem to be able to come and go without a trace?
With a push, the door opened, and the figure of the wheel appeared vividly in front of me.
I stared and saw a bean-sized bag on the forehead of the wheel, which looked like the silver-horned king in Journey to the West.
"Whird, what's wrong with you? Who bullied you? Tell the third brother, the third brother will give you a head!" Khan, in front of Napoleon, I actually said such a thing. I have to know that I have no power to bind chickens. I think that when I met men who robbed money, I always held my hand to give my wallet, and then tried to see if I could ask for a bus money!
Don't look at the third brother. There's nothing I can do. Between money and life, I still choose the latter!
"Bed, bed!" The wheel pointed to the bed and said viciously.
Bed, what does it mean? This bed has become refined and long hands. Suddenly, I was confused. After a moment, I seemed to understand something. This wheel won't sleep under the bed, will it!
"Whirs, you, you won't spend the night under the bed!" I said with my mouth wide open.
"Isn't that right? You still said that I kicked me to the ground last night, and then I fell under the bed confusedly..." The wheel's words were a little boundless, but the eyes were full of anger.
"Whird, that's all the third brother's fault. This bed has no grudge against you. Don't tear it apart. Third brother can't afford it!" I touched the head of the wheel, just like comforting a child who lost his toy.
"Third brother, let's go!" As soon as I heard Pan Mei's voice, I immediately replied, "The wheel has been found, and today's mission has been cancelled!"
"What!"
"You don't keep your word, or are you a man?" Zhang Yi said.
"Third brother, are you kidding us?" Pan Mei came to me, but her eyes were full of displeasure. Naturally, I knew that the displeasure came from the wheel.
"Yo, what's the matter? Was it beaten by Xi Yangyang, or was it kissed by the gray wolf?" Pan Mei said sarcastically.
The wheel looked up at Pan Mei and wanted to refute, but I stopped her.
"Wheel, in order to compensate you, the third brother will let you see the great rivers and mountains of our China, go shopping!" I said helplessly, and then took out my wallet.
"There are still 300 yuan for living expenses, and there are still 51 yuan left. What's that? Be moderate when you go out. The third brother is out of money. Let me tell you, our stall owner here has given it a cow. Don't blame the third brother for not reminding you!" I said threateningly, and the wheel giggled and was about to rush out. It seemed that he also wanted to see what the future would look like.
"Wreel, come back!" I stood in front of the wheel and said, "Go to the bathroom to tidy up your hairstyle. There is a hat on the mirror. Don't forget to fasten it, so that you look more dark!" A small setback, with a big bag on his head, the vest is Yanjing's advertising vest, and the trousers were cut by two scissors for him. I really don't know what shape it will be like to make a hat on the wheel after a while, but I can guarantee that he will definitely be a real migrant worker after going out.
I can't help it. I'm so talented that I made an emperor a migrant worker. Maybe this is born with my talent that must be useful, and I don't have to return it!
"If you still don't leave, you have to be hungry!" Zhang Yi was a little impatient, and then Qu Shouzi also began to complain. Finally, Pan Mei also whitened my eyes. It seemed that this emperor was very unpopular. Yesterday, this Yi was still called a brother when he played chess with the wheel. At this time, Zhang Yi began to fall into the well, and this boy was too unnatural.
I patted the door of the bathroom and said, "Come on, hurry up, it's almost done. Don't care too much about your image!"
"Wait a minute, I'll squeeze it. The bottom of the bed is too damp..." I listened to the sound of struggle inside and was speechless.
I slept under the bed all night, and it's strange that I don't have diarrhea!
"Let's go, just let the wheel take care of the house!" Zhang Yi said.
"Yes, yes, that's a good idea!"
"My little sister also thinks it's feasible!"
Three-on-one, this is to force me. Anyway, we can't discriminate, right? Third brother is not that kind of person!
"What's the hurry? The thigh hasn't come out yet. Even if it comes out, it's not a good thing. People who can't see it choose to show up when there are many people, understand!" I said nonsense.
"It seems that the third brother is still very researched, which really impresses the little sister!" Pan Mei changed her voice and said, sweat, it seems that she has lost another point in Pan Mei's heart.
"A little bit, a little bit!" I lowered my head into my crotch.
Five minutes later, five of us finally left Times Square.
"What is that? Why is it so fast?" The broken wheel stared at a motorcycle and asked stupidly, and I knew that there must be no trouble coming out.
"Qu Shouzi, educate him well with your theory!" I winned at the thin man.
"Little frustration, that's high-tech, you know? Broken wheel shakes its head, which is like a wave drum) It's terrible to be uneducated. Don't ask if you don't know. Even if you ask, it's useless. Do you understand?" Qu Xizi's language was very sharp, but the wheel still did not flinch. He replied, "The teacher said that if you don't understand, you have to ask. This is called learning all your life. Don't you have a saying that there must be a chance teacher? We are five now, so we have at least one half a master?"
I finally took the broken wheel. "Qu thin, the wheel will be handed over to you for education. What happened? You are the only one asking!" After saying that, I quickly came to Pan Mei and acted as a flower protector.
It's really cool to walk with a beautiful woman. Looking at countless pairs of eyes scratching over me, wow, I'm so happy!
As soon as I turned around, I saw the two children, Suzi and Zhang Yi, going to school with wheels. Isn't that I'm looking for trouble? If I go to school, I will definitely be surrounded by those schoolgirls. I'm afraid it will be difficult to end it.
"Hang, stop, stop, who let you go to school?" The three of me rushed to the thin man.
"Hungry people are going to see your thighs, sister's thighs, get out of the way, get out of the way!" Qu Shouzi said righteously, which made me angry. He said such words that he didn't blush and breathe. He didn't want the whole world to know what he did.
"Get out of the way! Do you feel embarrassed to soak the hungry screws there and let the hungry brothers watch it? Zhang Yi also began to attack me.
"I can tell you that there is no way to go to school. There is no door at all. Today, our goal is the city center. There are many thighs there, and there are also big (my finger breasts. Room)!" I said very**. So much so that Pan Mei, who just came to my side, gave me a fierce look. After that, it was reduced by one point. Oh, my God, why is this always seen by Pan Mei when discussing some topics that men care about?
Unlucky!
"Hey, you still don't believe in the third brother, do you? In this case, let's divide the river and live separately. Your three brothers, let's go to your single wooden bridge, Panmei, let's go!" I said at the top of my voice.
It turned out that this one still works. First, the wheel followed me pragmatically, and then the thin man and Zhang Yi also followed shamelessly. I laughed.
Playing with the third brother, you are still a little tender, little sample, this is in the 21st century!
"Speak less. If you have any questions, please go back!" I looked at the wheel and said that it was like training a grandson.
After stuffing five yuan, five of us took the No. 33 bus.
Not surprisingly, everyone in the car looked at Pan Mei.
"See, this is my horse, envy..." I thought to myself, and it was a joy in my heart.
"Oh, have you seen how watery that girl is? She looks like water. I don't know what it will feel like to touch it!" The latter few hoodlums with baldheads came up with Pan Mei's idea. As soon as I heard it, I became angry. Before I could speak, I saw Pan Mei wink at me, meaning that more is better than less. Then I suddenly stared at the gangsters and leaned down and gave Pan Mei with an eagle to protect the chicken. Protect it.
"The pervert, what else do you have now? You dare to compare obscenely with the third brother. You are too young. The third brother's master is Zhang Sanfeng!" I shook my head and was secretly happy. At this moment, the buzzing of planes suddenly reached my ears (Zhangjiakou is a military heavy area, and there are many planes).
"Look, look, monster, big monster!" The thin man put his neck out of the window and stared at the sky with two eyes. Zhang Yi also opened the window and stretched out his head.
Although the wheel is small, it is a soldier. I haven't seen it clearly. The boy jumped from the window to the roof of the car.
"Monster, big monster!"
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I'm speechless. These three guys are too arrogant. After a brake, the driver's master stopped the car and roared at Zhang Yi, who put his head out to the back, "Wang Ba lamb, you don't want to live. Don't be old!"
"No, the monster is gone!" After saying that, Qu Shouzi kept waving to the children outside. That posture was the same as the one at the military parade.
"Pan Mei, hold on, don't move!" I threw down this sentence and hurriedly pulled back the two heads of Qu Shouzi and Zhang Yi.
"What the hell, jump out if you don't want to live! How cool are you?"
"What is this doing?"
"What monster is not a monster?"
"Well, you don't look like monsters. They are very thin, short, disgusting and beautiful!"
"Isn't this just released? Why is it like an idiot!"
I listened to these comments and hurriedly kept smiling with my face. Yaya's subordinate was so ashamed. It seemed that her words didn't even count in their eyes, or Pan Mei would save herself from her mind.
Men don't have a good thing, and I suddenly remembered this sentence.
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