Chapter 29: Master, don't joke about life

The wheel probably found his feeling on the battlefield from these hoodlums, but unfortunately, he has now done all the work of the general and soldiers.

A soldier who doesn't want to be a general is not a good soldier. The inventor of this is the broken wheel that is stepping on people with his feet in front of him. I'm happy.

"I've enlarged my eyes, and I'll see beautiful women get away in the future, a bunch of scum in society!" I played a positive role. As soon as I said this, I heard the aunt who came back from grocery shopping constantly praise herself, and several middle-aged women kept stretching their thumbs at the wheels.

At this, I suddenly remembered the eccentricity of the wheel. This boy is specially interested in married women. If his aesthetic vision is slightly skewed, it will be a big trouble for those middle-aged women. Thinking of this, I hurriedly said to the wheel and say, "It's almost enough. We still have something to do!"

Fortunately, I realized this problem in advance. At this time, the eyes of the wheel were attracted by a middle-aged woman about 40 years old, and I even saw the affectionate eyes of the wheel. What's the autumn wave?

I patted the shoulder of the wheel heavily and reminded, "She doesn't like that. Let's go quickly. Or these rogue brothers will come, and they can't leave even if they want to!"

"I'm not afraid. Occasionally, there are millions of male soldiers. When they come, they will fight for a male and female!" The marshal of the broken wheel came with energy, and a gust of wind blew by. The hat on the broken wheel flew up uncooperatively, revealing the particularly prominent red envelope of the wheel.

I look at the malicious smiles next to me and know that the wheel is ugly. Let alone dress up, the big bag on my head is enough.

"Run, let's go, let's go!" I forced my hat on the wheels and gritted my teeth and hit the car. Five people weighed the car, which seemed to be a little crowded, but the driver's master was also very generous. He said that as long as he could sit down, he pulled it, as if he was not afraid of overcrowding.

"The screw sits in the front, and I sit on the car, isn't that all right!" The head of the wheel shook like a wave drum, which almost fainted the driver.

"I can tell you that I have a heart attack. If you joke like this again, I can only give you a word - goodbye!" The driver seemed to be really anxious and actually said goodbye. This is obviously two words.

"Hi, third brother (the wheel pulls my arm), I see that guy's brain is not good. Is it two words? This guy actually said one word, or let me ride this big motorcycle!" The curiosity of the wheel is too heavy. How long has it been? I actually want to be a driver. I am speechless and speechless.

Is this the legendary good emperor who doesn't want to be a driver and is not a good man?

"If you want to ride it, you have to test the notebook first. If you don't have the notebook, you will be caught by the bureau!" As soon as I said this, Zhang Yi, who had already sat in the car, urged me, "Oh, I still can't leave. Your time is very precious!"

"That's right, I don't take others seriously!" Qu Shouzi added a sentence.

"Third brother, let's go!" Pan Mei also poked her head out of the window.

"Whirl, you will sit quietly on the trunk when the driver is not paying attention. Remember to quietly, understand?" I suppressed the sound so that only the two of us could hear it, and the wheel turned its eyes and nodded.

"To make room for the third brother!" I roared at Zhang Yi, and then closed the door of the car, "Master, exhibition hall!"

I quietly looked back through the glass and found that the wheel had sat on the back box, and it was still very leisurely, just like fishing with a hookless rod like Jiang Ziya, pretending!

Zhang Yi pushed me with her elbow, and then gave me a look. I was stunned. It turned out that the driver had been attracted by Pan Mei's beauty. To be precise, he had reached the state of selflessness, and his eyes were full of confusion.

"Master, exhibition hall!!!" As soon as I stretched out, I put my arm in front of the driver like a giraffe, and then deliberately spit out my tongue.

The driver reached out to push my head away, but when the big hand reached halfway, the driver's pervert may remember what he was doing. Then his head lowered, and a half-circular arc entered my eyeball. With a roar of the motor, the car ran.

"C Close the window, hurry up!" I saw that Qu Shouzi wanted to open the window again and shouted angrily.

"If you don't open it, why are you so fierce? Hungry just wants to pull the wheel in. Why let him sit down?" Qu Shouzi said this. As soon as I heard that something was wrong, if the driver knew that there was still one sitting in the trunk, he would definitely not do it. "Shut up, shut up. From now on, you have been deprived of your right to speak. Don't ask me why. What I said is holy. The purpose is the truth!" I covered the thin man's mouth hard. It was not until the boy's little face turned red and he showed a dying bear that I realized that I had also covered his nose, and the thin man's hands were still pressed under my body.

I dared to almost let Qu Yuan die again!

"No words, keep silent!" I warned the thin man again. The thin man took several breaths, then moved his hands, and finally turned his head to look out of the window without saying a word.

Oh, okay, I actually had a deep play with the third brother!

I slowly climbed up from Zhang Yi's lap. The afterglow of my eyes swept Zhang Yi and saw his frightening and painful expression.

"What's wrong with you? Third brother didn't cover your mouth!" I said with a temper.

"You, you pressed - pressed me, my brother!" Zhang Yi's hands protected his crotch, and his expression was so ugly.

"I'm sorry, third brother didn't mean it!" I said sincerely.

But what's more frightening is still behind. As soon as I put my eyes in front of me, I saw the driver staring straight at Pan Mei with pervert's eyes, and the steering wheel in my hand was circling.

No, this is not playing with your life!

"Master, please be professional!" I used all the strength of breastfeeding in my next life, which made Zhang Yi and Qu thin and thin man hurriedly covered their ears.

"Third brother, what's the matter? Why did I seem to hear your roar just now?" Pan Mei took the headphones and turned to me.

So that's it, good driver, you used to be a master of picking up girls, but you quietly gave Pan Mei a headset, and then took the opportunity to eat Pan Mei's tofu, which was really indewd to the extreme.

It seems that Jiang is still old and astringent (color)!

"Oh, no, it's okay!" I saw that Pan Mei found the wheel on the back box and hurriedly put her hand on her mouth, signaling not to make a sound. Pan Mei's understanding was extremely high. She smiled at it and turned her head.

Ten meters later, the car began to walk the word route again, making the car behind him keep honking the horn. I don't know whether the driver was in the back of his ear or devoted all his energy to Pan Mei. He actually looked at the sound of the horn behind him as if it didn't exist.

Zhang Yi and Qu Thinzi have no sense of crisis. After all, they don't have the common sense of traffic safety. They certainly don't know that the car has to go straight on the highway. Of course, Pan Mei is no exception.

I saw Pan Mei keep shaking her head, as if she was listening to something very funny, and even giggled from time to time.

"Master, if you want to die, please don't involve us!" I simply made a blank choice.

The driver did not look back, but used a unique way to increase the accelerator, which means that the boy, even a dead man has to pull you on your back!

Finally arrived at the destination - Zhanlan Hall, which is the center of Zhangjiakou.

"Pan Mei, I have arrived at the station. I should get off the bus!" I gently patted Pan Mei's jade shoulder. Pan Mei took off her headphones to show a reluctance and said, "I haven't finished listening to it yet. Can I let others listen to it?" Listening to Pan Mei's coy voice, the driver hurriedly said, "Listen, listen, if I'm thirsty, I have water here, hungry and noodles!"

Although I don't know how to roll my eyes, I tried hard at this moment, "Pan Mei is gone. I'll buy you a radio later!"

"This is called a radio! Third brother, are you serious? Do you really buy it for me? Pan Mei's two rows of jade teeth are like broken jade, which makes me embarrassed to say no!

I nodded heavily, and then threw ten pieces to the driver, thinking that I would kill you!

"Hurry up, what are you doing in there?" The head with red envelopes on the wheel suddenly came in from the window. The driver looked at the face of the wheel, and there was a trace of suspicion in his eyes. He was probably thinking that I didn't pull the strange child. Why did he keep up so fast? Did he run faster than my four wheeled cars...

When we got out of the car, the wheels pulled Zhang Yi and said, "Brother Yi, you didn't see it. Just now, so many people waved to me, and some people stopped to look at me, which gave me a feeling of returning to the empire. It's good. How about you guys? How do you feel?"

As soon as Zhang Yi wanted to complain, she was interrupted by me. "Wheel and Zhang Yi, you two hurry up. I'll tell you that with me as the center, no one can run three steps away from me..."

As soon as she took two steps, Pan Mei was attracted by the old woman selling Xiyang hydrogen balloons, and then the thin man reached out to get Xiyangyang.

"Buy more for the children to play at home. The children will like this!" The old woman said with a smile and emotion that this service attitude should be given five stars!

"Child, what child? We are all single!" I said to the old woman, and the old woman was speechless.

"I want the gray wolf, and the lazy and fat!" Pan Mei pointed to the hydrogen balloon and said.

"If you want to be hungry, you want to!" Qu Shouzi's psychology is a little unbalanced.

"If you want to be a big-headed ghost, you only have the right to choose two, no more!" I said viciously.

Anecdotes about several gangsters came to revenge and met the city manager. Pan Mei said it was Wu Song