Chapter 39: Zhang Yi's Cuisine - Song Aijia

The girl's eyes were blurred by tears, and I even heard her choking.

"You saved me?" The girl's voice trembled, and Zhang Yi nodded like a nerd!

"Thank you!" The girl bowed deeply, and then I saw Zhang Yi's hand trembling to help the girl up, as if she was saying something, because I didn't hear it clearly, so I didn't know what he said.

"Dear, please accept me again!" The girl said that she was going to bow again. Zhang Yi seemed to be bolder this time and walked forward half a step, and then I saw the most ridiculous scene in history!

For some reason, Zhang Yi fell to the ground on the spot, and the posture happened to kneel with her legs, and Zhang Yi's horse (which is not estimated and called so) had no choice but to slide and half kneel on the ground because she wanted to help Zhang Yi.

"Ah, it's too fast to worship the world at this first meeting!" Pan Mei reacted very quickly. As soon as she said this, the remaining two table guests and the waitresses applauded one after another. Of course, the first applause was naturally the third brother.

"Sister-in-law, when will you hug your son? When you are hungry, you have to be his godfather!" I don't know when the thin man has run to Zhang Yi, and the wheel is not weak. He said with a gloomy smile, "Ah, I don't care. Brother Yi's son has to recognize him as his godfather. Oh, no, he can only recognize him. Go away (the wheel said to the thin Qu, I guess it's probably drunk")

"You two go side by and say what, they are a simple relationship between men and women!" Pan Mei giggled and helped the girl up. At this time, I also came to Zhang Yi: "Oh, they are all up. Why are you still kneeling? Why don't you want to enter the bridal chamber?" As soon as I said my words, the girl's face suddenly turned red behind her ears.

Then I saw Zhang Yi's excited eyes. Based on my psychological experience of more than three years, Zhang Yi must be secretly happy. Entering the bridal chamber is the biggest dream of every obscene man!

"Is there still a simple relationship between men and women? Pan Mei, you are so funny!" Qu Shouzi laughed with his belly. As soon as I heard this, why was I so familiar with it? Why did this say that it became popular in the Warring States Period?

The wheel staggered over with a guan beer, as if there was a poem in his mouth, 'Today is drunk, draw a knife to cut off the water and frost on the ground, and the spring breeze can't blow endlessly..."

What the hell is this? I was about to ask who taught this poem, and when I saw that the wheel was about to untie my belt, I was immediately dumbfounded. What's the matter? Is it that the wheel wants to solve it on the spot? Shit, no way!

"Whirs, let's go to the toilet!" I pulled the wheel and rushed to the toilet, but I overestimated my strength. Although the wheel was frustrated, it was very strong, not to mention drinking a little wine at this time!

"What, what are you doing! If you are hungry, put some water first and then drink it. What's the matter with you?" The wheel struggled and chanted, which was like an old father with a drunken child.

"Clim boy, come and help the third brother!" I hurriedly began to ask for help from the thin Qu. Fortunately, the thin Qu did not drink too much and could walk in a straight line.

Under the pull of the two of us, and the waitress opened the bathroom door in advance, we finally succeeded.

In the bathroom, the wheels were put up and down at the same time, which made me so sick that I was about to vomit.

"What a bend, let the wheel rinse your mouth, and don't forget to zip up his trousers!" I covered my nose and said, and then ran outside the bathroom at superluminal speed and took a deep breath. Wow, the air outside is so good. The happiest thing in the world is to take a deep breath outside the toilet!

As soon as I breathed a sigh of relief, when the toilet door opened, I suddenly saw a drop of water on the wheel's face, and there were drops of water on my clothes. I saw at a glance that the wheel was not zippered, and I was suddenly angry. Shit, even if the hooligan is not so direct. If hormones have been secreted for a while What should I do if that thing comes out directly?

Thinking of this, I rushed over bravely with a big stride.

"What, what, what, do you have long eyes, do you know who I am? Hungry is the broken wheel, hungry is the emperor..." The wheel obviously began to talk nonsense, and I directly ignored it. Fortunately, we were very experienced in picking birds when we were young. If not so, I'm afraid that we really can't help the wheel zip up today.

"Waitress, do you have any vinegar? Chili water is also good!" I greeted the waitress who was watching the joke, and then I found a big problem. Why is this boy still in the toilet? There will be no accident to drown in the toilet. It's impossible. This boy can swim, and he doesn't drink too much!

I just wanted to call Zhang Yi to come and help, I saw Zhang Yi smile at me and then walked out of the door. Pan Mei said a few words to Zhang Yi's horse and went straight to the door before turning to me.

"Pan Mei, watch the wheels!" After leaving this sentence, I returned to the bathroom. As soon as I entered the bathroom, I was dumbfounded.

The thin man's whole body was like a dying face against the wall, and then I smelled a strange smell that made me extremely nauseous, and then I felt my throat hot, and then I found that I actually sprayed out all the chicken wings I ate in my stomach. The scene was similar to the TV series. The scene of spraying blood after the gun seems to be

With a tenacious spirit and not human perseverance, I stepped over the pile of foreign bodies, and then carried the weak body of the lean man and ran to the hall.

"C Close the door," I said in a commanding tone to the waitress holding vinegar.

Damn, what's wrong with me? I took them to the street twice. The first time I almost lost my life, and the second time I encountered this scene of life and death. Which immortality have I offended!

When it comes to the word immortal, I immediately remembered the hateful face of Lao Wang's head. At this moment, I couldn't wait to peel Lao Wang's head to death like an apple little by little with a watermelon knife!

After filling the wheel and Qu thin man with two bowls of old vinegar, I was finally relieved, and then I said to Pan Mei, "Pan Mei, it seems that we should not eat this free lunch!" In fact, I still have half a sentence that I haven't said, that is, 'eating a free lunch will be deserved by God, such as the third brother, I ate it and spit it out...'

After recovering, I took out ten yuan from my wallet and stuffed it into the waitress beside me and said, "Sister, I'm really sorry. I'll bother you to clean up this place (in fact, I really want to say, especially the toilet, but don't enter for half an hour, no Then there will be people's lives), let's go!"

"Our manager said there was no charge!" The waitress said that she would return the ten yuan to me, and I said generously that it would be a tip!

I can guarantee that all the staff, including the manager, have recorded the faces of us after this, and I don't think we will forget it for the rest of our lives.

"Well, I remember, I said, why do you think they are so familiar? Look, aren't they the 'loser brothers' of Internet celebrities these days!" A waitress said excitedly with her big-screen mobile phone. Hearing this, I hurriedly wink at Pan Mei, and then kicked the lean man and the wheel fiercely with the strength of pooping and milking, and flew out of the door.

Pan Mei gasped, and her little face turned red. She couldn't wait to kiss her, the shaking breasts. The room makes all men fantasize. It seems that I'm starting to be obscene again.

"What are you running for? The hungry people didn't do anything immoral!" Qu thin man said puzzledly, and the wheel was almost awake at this time. Thanks to the beer, the wine power was gone after urinating. If it was made white, I guess it would be difficult for me to imagine what the scene would be today, and I dare not imagine!

"I said, Pan Mei, those two dog men and women, oh no, where are those two little couples!" I asked with a waist, and Pan Mei giggled and said, "Oh, the third brother is talking about Aijia. She went shopping with Zhang Yi and said that she wanted to change clothes for Yi. Yi Xiaomei seems to be very rich and may be a rich second generation!" Pan Mei's mysterious appearance made me happy as soon as I heard it. I thought that the rich second generation was the best. If Xiao Yizi could really get to soak up with her, she would be a living bank in the future. Isn't there a lot of *?

"Oh, by the way, third brother, this is your mobile phone. Aijia said that she would invite us to dinner in the evening, and she would contact us then!" I took my mobile phone and thought that it would save dinner. Anyway, I don't have much money. It's better for Zhang Yi to open a room directly at night, so that I can drive the wheel to Qu Shouzi's room, and then I can sleep in a big bed. The key is that I haven't been naked for several days. I'm so sleepy that I'm suffocated...

"Hey, do you want to change your skin, especially your wheels? It's not that the third brother won't buy it for you, but that the third brother really has no extra money!" I opened my wallet and took a look at the wheel, and then said, "Look what you need, tell the third brother that this time we have to let Aijia release some blood, which is also to repay our life-saving kindness. In addition, she picks up with our brother Yi, this is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity!" At my instigation, the wheel began to discuss with Qu Shouzi, and I could see that Pan Mei was also thinking about it.

I dialed Song Aijia's phone.

"What's the matter? The hungry people are busy. Let's talk about it when you get back!" It turned out to be Zhang Yi, a bastard who answered the phone, and his tone was still very impatient. It seems that I have ruined his beauty. Are they talking (kissing)...

"Damn it, give the phone to your sister-in-law. The third brother has something to tell you!" I was very awesome, and I heard Song Aijia's voice five seconds later.