Chapter 41: Wu Er's Once
"Brother Wu, you haven't taught me yesterday. I haven't figured it out for a whole night. Do you think you want to punch first or foot first?" The wheel asked easily. As soon as I heard them start to discuss martial arts knowledge, I suddenly wanted to sleep.
Half an hour later, the two finally found a living thing next to them in a burst of laughter. I blinked my eyes, yawned, and threw out the lines I had thought out: "Brother Wu, what is your sister-in-law doing? It must be very beautiful!"
When the wheel heard my words, his eyes flashed and seemed to think of something. I hurriedly winked at him. At this time, the words of the wheel were much more weight than mine. They are martial friends, martial friends who can be used to deal with each other!
"Yes, I'm also interested?" The wheel said something in the vagina.
"What sister-in-law is not my sister-in-law? I'm still single now!" Brother Wu sighed and said, I saw that he had an unforgettable love history in his eyes. Out of curiosity and the idea of considering Pan Mei's future, I summoned up my courage and said, "Brother Wu, why, with your appearance and temperament, the girls chasing you have to line up?" In fact, I don't have to say anything about adding your popular career.
"Well, I'm not afraid of your jokes. I can't forget her!" Brother Wu sighed again. His eyes were very affectionate, and people couldn't help but want to dig down again: "Why, Brother Wu has to have good looks and ability. How can he break up? If Brother Wu doesn't treat his little brother as an outsider, then talk to us!" After saying that, I hurriedly flew my eyes to the wheel. The wheel nodded and added, "That's right, Brother Wu, isn't it just a woman? What a big deal? Tell us and let us analyze it for you!"
Under the temptation of me and the wheel, Brother Wu finally told his unforgettable love history.
Brother Wu, whose name is Wu Er, has a lot of personality. He is the kind of person who doesn't rub sand in his eyes. He is so straightforward that he can't do it. It is precisely because of this that his ex-girlfriend takes a fancy to him. As for the name of his ex-girlfriend, Wu Er has always refused to disclose it. In fact, from my point of view, they are not love at all. Now I extract Wu Er's original words: "I met her because of a fight, an earth-shaking big fight. At that time, she was attacked by seven or eight bastards who robbed bags. Those bastards not only robbed money but also wanted to rob sex. At that time, I happened to pass by there. I Without saying anything, I picked up a brick and started to fight with them. Although seven or eight of them were armed with weapons, as soon as I came up, even the fucking king of heaven, I dared to compete with him. Finally, under my fierce attack, those bastards fled, but unfortunately failed to catch them! Bad people should be punished, which is also the thing I regret most. In fact, I should have sent them all to the bureau in the beginning! Later, she had to take me to the hospital. Isn't it just a few knives? Don't you need to make such a fuss? Alas, after dressing the wound, she had to take me to dinner and told me what was on her mind. She said that she liked heroes when she was a child, especially Wu Song in the Water Margin, who was her idol. She also said that I was very much like Wu Song, and I was more like him when I smiled. In those days, she came to me with delicious food every day, told me some happy things, told me jokes, taught me to play games, and sometimes forced me to go shopping with her. Later, we were together every day until one day she told me that she had a boyfriend and wanted me to meet her boyfriend. At that time, I was dumbfounded. I always thought she liked me, so I stayed with me every day, but I didn't expect that I was wrong..."
I probably took care of Brother Wu's emotional history. Brother Wu and his ex-girlfriend were actually not in love. Brother Wu said that he only held her hand and never kissed her once, let alone anything. Of course, not all love is based on ** But Brother Wu also said that he had never said that I love you or anything. As for buying gifts, sending surprises and other things to make girls happy, it was even worse. According to my understanding, in fact, Brother Wu has been passive in his relationship with that girl, that is to say, she can do whatever she said. She went shopping today. Then go shopping. She said she was tired and wanted to go back, so she went back.
Such a thing is too common, and even many people regard this relationship as their first love, and this is the case with Wu Er. They only hold the girl's hand, not even a word of confession, and they don't know how to make people happy. They don't know how to please people. They only know how to obey and obey!
This can't be regarded as love. It can only be regarded as a tutoring class before falling in love, but people in reality often can't forget this tutoring. In the dead of night, they always think of her or him at that time!
And Wu Er's situation is obviously worse. He has obviously been living in that tutoring class and doesn't even want to wake up!
"Brother Wu's past is over, and he should let go!" I sincerely said that the wheel also hurriedly hummed.
"Gun go, how do you tell me to let go? I dream of her every day now. Alas - if only I could stay in my dreams all the time!" Brother Wu's eyes are gathering tears.
"Maybe you should start a new relationship so that you can forget her!" In fact, I said this for Pan Mei.
"Do you think it's okay to have a new relationship?" Brother Wu asked back.
"Yes, why not? It's good to see Sister Pan. If you are together, you will definitely have a big fat boy!" The wheel smiled and said, and I was speechless at that time. How could this wheel say anything? The first half of the sentence is okay, but the second half of the sentence is said by people!
"Brother Wu, don't care about the wheel. Do you remember the girl who talked to you yesterday? Her name is Pan Xinlian. She wants to be your sister!" When it came to my mouth, I changed her to want to be your wife and she wants to be your sister. It is said that the first step to be a daughter-in-law is to be a sister first, and then rise step by step!
Wu Er didn't seem to understand my words, so I repeated it again. Then he hummed and then raised his voice, "What, be my sister? No, no (Wu Er waved his hand). If she doesn't know her age, she will be my sister. In case she is older than me, she will suffer losses. Besides, I am very busy with my current job and I don't have time to be a brother."
When Wu Er said this, I was completely speechless. At this moment, why do I feel that Wu Er is so similar to the legendary Wu Song? In history, Wu Song is a supervisor, that is, a fast-catching job. Like Wu Er standing in front of me now, he is eating a public meal. Is it true that Wu Song is really the reincarnation...
"Are you really stupid or fake? You work during the day and at night. Besides, you can also take Pan Mei to work together. What's this called? It's not tiring for men and women to work together!" The wheel jumped to Wu Er's shoulder, with a reprimand tone.
Wu Er was fooled by the two of us and obviously came out of the sadness just now. His two eyes stared like donkey's eyes, as if he was thinking about the seemingly philosophical words of the wheel. When I saw Wu Er moved, I hurriedly said: "That's it. Let's go. Let's go back now!" Speaking of this, I think it's a little inappropriate. If this Wu Er still has to work to refuse himself--"Brother Wu, there are many illegal traders in our community. If you don't care about them, where is the public law and justice!" This statement is actually a little against my will. After all, my heart is still towards those small vendors!
Wu Er immediately became enlisted when he heard me mention the illegal traders, "Where, where is it? It's really against them!"
"Times Square, the Northern College is opposite!" I am secretly happy.
"Let's go now!" Wu Er said and turned around and ran in the opposite direction. I hurriedly said, "Brother Wu, our community is in the south. Why are you going north!"
"I'm going to drive!"
When I heard Wu Er's words, I almost fainted. The city manager's car can take the city manager's car back in a moment. Isn't this incredible?
"Third brother, is my performance okay today?" The wheel said with a gloomy smile, and I nodded and said, "Why, do you still want benefits?"
"Well, I just want to drink beer, but there is no one at home, and can you give me one cigarette, just one!" The wheel said hehe, how come that face is the same as when I asked for someone before? It's so similar!!
The city management's car was very eye-catching, and a harsh horn suddenly flew into my ears.
"Three brothers, Brother Wheel, get in the car!" Wu Er's cheerful voice flew over the flowers and trees into my ears and the wheels.
The speed of the wheels was so fast that I jumped on the back buttocks of the car. I hurriedly opened the door to pull the wheels.
"What are you doing? I'm sitting here. This can see beautiful women, monsters, and listen--" I pulled him down while the wheel was not paying attention, and then invited Brother Wu down, and then closed the wheel into the car.
I never thought that he would be addicted to sitting on the back box yesterday in order to save money. I really can't imagine what kind of scenery it would be if the wheel sat on the back box of the urban management car with a cigarette in his mouth. If the photographer caught it, would it be on the homepage of Tencent News? Question mark
Just as I was thinking, I suddenly found that the window of the car was open, and the eyes of the wheels had noticed this. Suddenly, a bad idea appeared in my mind. The boy wanted to roll over the window. I first roared to attract the attention of the wheels, and then a dog ate shit and threw his body. Go to the wheel and close the window as quickly as possible.