Chapter 43: Love in the whole city, except me
Although Qu thin man held the happy comic book in his hand, it was obvious that his mind was not there. I closed the door heavily, and then Qu thin man found me and said, "Third brother, I'm hungry to ask you, where is this Guangqiu? Is it far away from us?"
"Where?" I couldn't hear it clearly, so I had to ask again.
"It's Guangqiu. Why do you find it so difficult to communicate with you? How far is it in the south?" Qu thin man is a little too arrogant. Isn't this boy just with one? Oh, it may also be that several little girls had a video meeting. As for this, it's not opening a room, making it like world news!
"Guangqiu, south - oh, you're talking about Guangzhou!" I guessed.
"It's Guangqiu. Is it far away? How long will it take to get there?" Looking at the expression of the thin man, I have guessed seven or eight points. It seems that this boy is probably online dating. He wants to meet a little girl in Guangzhou, and then he can open a room---Well, I'm obscene again!
"Far away, I can't get there in ten days and a half months!" I said it.
Suddenly, the excited expression on the thin man's face seemed to have been poured into a basin of cold water. There seemed to be something muttering on his mouth, but I didn't hear exactly what it was.
"Brother Qu, there seems to be something wrong. Tell the third brother, or the third brother can help you!" I smiled over and was still interested in this kind of gossip.
"Hey, third brother, you won't see it!" Qu thin man looked surprised. I thought it was necessary to see it. As long as he had eyes, he could understand it.
"Third brother, guess, (I touched my chin and made a thoughtful look) Do you feel very excited to chat with her, and can't help thinking of her like an angel, convinced of every word she said to you. When she praised you for your singing and drinking well, you suddenly felt like being held to the sky... The thin man nodded vigorously while listening to my words, and his eyes clearly came from the worship of his bones.
"Third brother, how do you know that you are hungry?" Qu Shouzi was surprised. How did he know about this kind of goodwill article about the first meeting? It could not be spread in the space for a long time. I put on a very learned look and said, "This question is very complicated. You don't understand it, so I won't tell you!"
Qu Shouzi thought for seven or eight seconds before he understood the meaning of my words. I smiled and said, "Brother Qu, although the success rate of online love is not very high, there is still a chance. Come on!" Until then, I suddenly realized a profound problem. This instrument is the most unsightly sultry man among us, and actually began to pick up. Whether it was online love or ambiguity, Qu thinzi is now an expression immersed in love, not to mention Pan Mei, this will be in the living room. I'm playing with love!
I'm the only one left. Is there any reason for me to be single? Of course, although there are wheels to accompany me, this boy is not good at that aspect. Even if he opens a room, he can't meet the other party's requirements, but I'm different. I can't be normal. Heaven and earth, is there justice? I have achieved or failed, but they have forced themselves. This is called a divine thing!!
I want to howl, go crazy, and even fart, but I can't brew it.
Qu Shouzi threw the comic book in his hand and said, "Third brother, what's wrong with you? Are you all right?"
It was not until then that I found that my posture was too indecent. To put it simply, I maintained a semi-squatting posture and grinned, as if I wanted to shit but couldn't pull it out.
I returned to normal in a second and said, "The third brother is fine. The third brother is fine!" After throwing this sentence, I came out of the thin bird's nest. The wheel was still smoking alone, and I had to spit a cigarette ring every bite as if I was deliberately showing my unique skills.
What's the matter? I forced you to cut off your cigarette and let you go crazy here!
Close the door and I will walk to the living room. Of course, I won't make Pan Mei's light bulb. I just want to bring Ben here and take it down. After all, I'm extremely lonely now.
As soon as I took two steps, I heard Wu Er's voice: "Pan Mei, this pinyin typing is too difficult to learn. Besides, I didn't learn this pinyin well when I was in elementary school. Up to now I don't even know how many pinyin letters. But it doesn't matter. You can learn to type five strokes. Now I use Sogou five strokes, which is very fast. Of course, the premise is that you have to be proficient..."
What's the situation? Did Wu Er accept Pan Mei? Is this the legendary woman chasing men's partition veil, and men chasing women across the mountain, but it's not so fast. It's only been five or six minutes!
"Oh, I'm busy!" I really couldn't find any words to talk to, so I said such a very second thing.
Pan Mei's face suddenly had a layer of blush, and Wu Er's expression did not change from beginning to end. At this time, I found that the original situation was not what I thought.
The distance between Wu Er and Pan Mei can be stuffed with ten succumbs. Through this, I know that the relationship between the two of them has not developed to the point where they can open a house. Oh, no, they haven't even reached hand in hand.
I guess even if Pan Mei wants 0xx, Wu Er may not agree. After all, to be honest, he has invested too much in the ex-girlfriend who is not a girlfriend.
Think about it, there is only one woman in your mind, and she loves her so deeply that she can't help herself. Even if you look at a woman with a whole body, I guess if you are a man, you can't do that. Anyway, I can't do it. If I don't have someone I like, That's enough to make your little brother happy!
"Oh, I'm teaching Pan Mei how to talk about QQ. What's wrong with the three brothers?" Wu Er was still like the bear before the collapse of Mount Tai without changing its color. I shrugged my shoulders and said, "Oh, it's okay. I'll get it (s suddenly I saw a roll of toilet paper on the coffee table) toilet paper!"
When Wu Eryi heard this, he immediately looked at me with a strange look. At that moment, I seemed to remember that in a certain film, five or six obscene men shared a roll of toilet paper with Mr. Cang's masterpiece. Where's the plane!
Fortunately, Pan Mei didn't know, and then I just disappeared.
I thought that the reason why Wu Er wanted to teach Pan Mei to use QQ must be to hook up with Pan Mei after work, or he would teach Pan Mei what to type and chat. But after that, I knew that I had misunderstood Wu Er again. He was indeed not that kind of person. At least not now. What's the matter? Here's the thing. For the first time, Pan Mei knew that the purpose of QQ was through the mouth of a thin man. In order to communicate with Wu Erduo and have more ideological collisions, Pan Mei thought that she was a On the grounds of blindness, I asked Wu Er to teach her computer knowledge, and then the scene I just saw appeared.
To be honest, I also want to learn five-stroke typing. The legendary speed is like flying, but in order not to destroy Pan Mei's good deeds, I can only continue to use Sogou Pinyin!
After returning to my bedroom, the wheel was half lying on ** closing my eyes to refresh myself. I roared, "Whirl, do you still want to drink beer?"
"I want to, of course!" Before the wheel's eyes were fully opened, this sentence had already flown to my ears.
"Then go down, just half an hour, and the third brother will buy it for you in half an hour!" I pointed under the bed and said.
"Do you keep your word?" The wheel was obviously frightening by me.
"What do you think of the third brother? I'll give you ten yuan first. Is that okay now!" I took out a ten-yuan piece from my wallet and threw it to the wheel. It was perfect to describe the wheel at this time.
Imagine if the wheel in his previous life was worried about money, but now he is happy to win the first prize of the lottery with a ten yuan.
It seems that the environment can indeed change a person. In our society where money is God, it has only been a few days. Now not only the wheels, but also the thin, Zhang Yi also has the signs of worshipping gold. It seems that unless I have a few billion, it won't be long to beg along the street and take heaven and earth as a bed!
It's far away again. The wheel did not go straight to sleep under the bed as I thought. (as mentioned above, the wheel was kicked under the bed by me in the middle of the night, and then slept under the bed confusedly, so I got a bag on my head. After all, the wheel is a smart person. In order to avoid this happening again, he actually laid a quilt under the bed, which could be cleaned with his tongue. Licking, I had to admire the alternative brain of the wheel) but ran out directly. I secretly glanced at the boy and dared to run to the thin room in front of Qu.
Fure, why didn't I expect it? Wanzi, ten yuan will beat the dog like this!
I plugged in the door and took off everything I could take off. I thought I could have a good sleep, and then eat Song Aijia at night. Oh, if it's like this every day, it's really cool!
I turned on my mobile phone and logged on to QQ and carefully searched for the opposite sex who could talk deeply. Unexpectedly, I didn't find any of my former chicken friends online. Damn, it's hard to learn from Chengdu. It's impossible. Is it possible to open a room?
Suddenly, I remembered that there was still a paragraph on my mobile phone to talk about myself. The comfort video, so I set the sound to mute (the headphones are not around) and began to pass the time.
As for when I fell asleep, I didn't know. Anyway, I was awakened by a knock on the door. I rubbed my eyes and suddenly found that the room was dark. Grass, I slept too long, and then I hurriedly touched my clothes.
At that moment, I was speechless, wet and sticky. Although it was my little brother's masterpiece, I still felt disgusting and disgusting.
I jumped and turned on the light, and the sound of knocking on the door was still the same.
"What are you knocking? If you have fart, you can do it quickly. I'm getting up!" I roared like crazy.
I'm speechless. There was not a word outside. Anyway, I didn't hear anything, but the hateful knock on the door continued.
Where are the underwear? I looked for his mother's underwear, but I didn't expect that time was tight. It seems that I could only do this, so I found the feeling of not wearing underwear when I was a child again. Not to mention the feeling of being unfettered is quite good. After dressing, I opened the door. Strangely, there was no one outside the door. Of course, the knock on the door had stopped.
"Who doesn't want to live?" I only said half of my words and saw a familiar face. Zhang Yi, the bastard boy, was like a rich man with a famous brand, and the leather shoes on his feet were so bright that they could be used as mirrors, and he also wore big sunglasses. Then I saw that the boy still had a hair on his hand. Light object, damn it, is this the legendary gold watch!
"Third brother, third brother!" Zhang Yi called me several times in a row, and then I recovered from my surprised state.
"Fuch, it seems that Zhang Yi is out of luck. Look at this outfit, he must have been soaked in the rich second generation Song Aijia." Thinking of this, I hurriedly said, "Brother Yi, where are your sister-in-law?"
"Brother, are you calling me?" With this sound, a woman dressed like a monster appeared in front of me. Her hair was freshly permed and dyed orange. Her eyelashes were almost able to write with a brush, and the makeup was even thicker.
"Are you?" I said instinctively, and then I found myself speechless. Although my appearance can be changed by makeup, my body shape can never be changed. I hurriedly praised, "Aijia, this is really impressive. Your dress is so beautiful!"
"Hee, thank you, third brother!" Song Aijia threw down this sentence and ran to the living room lovingly with Zhang Yi's arm. When I looked at this scene, I suddenly remembered Pan Mei. If Pan Mei's development speed could be like Zhang Yi, then today is a double happiness!
In fact, frankly speaking, I still focus more on Zhang Yi, a rich woman, because of her, life will be much better in the future. And for this Wu Er, to be frankly speaking, if I hadn't watched Pan Mei sullen every day, I wouldn't have given this flower to others, but unfortunately, we are not other people's dishes, although I really want to be a flower protector!
As soon as I came to the living room, I was dumbfounded. It was not a living room. It was simply a grocery store, piles of clothes and bags, and all kinds of snacks and daily necessities piled together, just like a hill.
Qu Shouzi and the wheel are quarreling about a box of biscuits. I said calmly, "What's noisy? Be serious. I haven't eaten pork and haven't seen a pig running. I've subdued you with such a little thing. Let's see what you are promising. Isn't it just a box of biscuits? Put it down. Let me see what this is first, and if there is anything to fill it up!"
After I finished speaking, there was a two-second silence and a dead silence, but in the third second, it began to be noisy again in the living room. I didn't have time to calm down. I hurriedly flew to Song Aijia and said, "My aunt, where's mine, what good have you done for me?"