Chapter 53: I was fooled
I learned to stretch out my neck from the giraffe and found that the rich woman's ears were stuffed with headphones, and her voice was at the maximum. I really heard that she was listening to the mouse love rice.
I pulled off the fat man's ear and said in a lessonful tone, "Jiamei, you have enjoyed enough of life. We haven't enjoyed it yet. Can you think about it for us!"
"What are you doing? Don't be so fierce to hungry dishes. Be careful that your hungry fists don't have eyes!" Zhang Yi smiled and said disgustingly. Pan Mei, who was sitting in the co-pilot's seat, never said a word. She stared out of the window, as if there was a unique scenery outside the window attracting her.
After being called by me, Pan Mei finally turned around.
"Have you arrived?" Speechless, Pan Mei didn't listen to us at all. Song Aijia giggled and said, "Come on, as long as I step gently under my feet, it will be there in less than five minutes!"
I hurriedly acted as a traffic policeman again, and then began to talk to Pan Mei. After all, these people in the car were only Pan Mei who came into my eyes.
"Third brother, why don't you think the mountains here grow grass? Are they sad?" Pan Mei's question immediately made me dumbfounded. It was sad to grow grass in the mountains, and then I suddenly understood that this is called anthropomorphic technique in Chinese. Oh, yes, it is anthropomorphic technique.
"Isn't it sad? Their hearts have been hollowed out, so it's not even too early!" My intention is that all the mineral deposits in these mountains have been hollowed out.
Pan Mei nodded and showed a thoughtful look. For a long time, she said again, "The unintentional mountain can live. Can the unintentional person still live?"
I was stunned. Why did Pan Mei become more and more like a philosopher? Could it be that his philosophical thinking can only rise all the way in this golden cup car?
"Isn't there a comparison in that history!" I thought about it for a long time before I replied.
"Will thatbi gan come through?" Pan Mei blinked her eyes and asked. At this moment, Song Aijia's speed suddenly accelerated, and the mountain wind blew from the windshield to my face. It was very cold and cool!
"Hey, let me, we're coming down. It's too windy!" The wheel lowered its head and said to Zhang Yi sitting next to me.
"You won't enter from that side. Didn't you see me listening to songs!" Zhang Yi retorted, and then I heard Zhang Yi's crippled cry. According to Zhang Yi later, the toes of the wheel kicked his little brother and swollen!
As soon as the wheels and the thin Qu returned to the car, the atmosphere suddenly became lively. At this time, the sound put on the man with a horse pole.
After a song sounded, Song Aijia slipped, and the accelerator was suddenly reduced, and then the golden cup began to move forward with inertia.
After five minutes, the Jinbei car was completely stationary.
"I will go down to pee first. On the left side of the man's car and the right side of the woman's car, I can warn you that if anyone peeks, I will crush anyone!" Song Aijia had an impulse to kill people. Zhang Yi added, "Don't worry, Jiajia, you are hungry. If anyone wants to see it, dig out his eyes when they are hungry!" Zhang Yi is more ruthless.
"Don't worry, sister, you just want us to visit for free, and we are not interested!" I said jokingly, and suddenly the wheel and the thin man began to laugh, and even Pan Mei began to cover her mouth and smile. On the way, I finally saw Pan Mei smiling. It's not easy. It's really not easy!
After peeing, you are on the other side of the car, I'm on the other side of the car, we are all under the blue sky!
"How to wash your hands before and after meals?" The wheel said seriously, and it was obvious that he had moved out the set of theories he had learned below.
"I didn't see it, Xiao Frust. You are quite civilized!" Song Aijia said the opposite, and then she opened the trunk. There were all kinds of drinks in the car box, and then we began to wash our hands with a big bottle of coke. What a waste!
Back in the car, the wheel has to drive this very cool golden cup. Damn, my driver's license hasn't come down yet. If it's driven, it won't be the wheel's turn. What's more, the wheel is like unmanned. Under my severe criticism, I finally hit the wheel driver's dream.
Ten minutes later, what appeared in front of us was a large plain, and then I saw the scene of cattle and sheep blowing the grass. Oh no, to be precise, only the wind blowing the grass low, and I really didn't find many cows and sheep.
"The scenery here is so beautiful. The sky is vast and wild. If only the wind was small!" Pan Mei hugged and looked at everything outside the window. I hurriedly took out the coat I had prepared in advance. We are still a little common sense when traveling. The dam is already at a high altitude, coupled with the strong wind, so even in summer, there will be a cool feeling.
"Thank you, third brother!" Pan Mei looked back at me and smiled and said, "It's beautiful in my heart. The smile of a beautiful woman is intoxicating, which is called Qingguo Qingcheng! Fortunately, I'm not a driver, and everyone has to finish it!
Then there was a sudden brake. Everyone we were sitting in tilted forward with the strong inertia. There was nothing serious. I shouted at Song Aijia, "I said you got your driver's license. Do you have any common sense!"
Song Aijia did not answer me, but put her head out of the window, then took out her digital camera from her bag and began to take photos.
After the three people, Zhang Yi and Wheel looked at each other, they did not open the door and came out directly through the window. I was surprised to find that the childlike innocence of No. 3 was still very heavy.
"Third brother, let's go down, or it won't come for nothing!" Pan Mei suggested that I would naturally not refuse. In fact, I was not old, not to mention that there was such a beautiful woman beside me.
"Pay attention to me and don't fucking roll on the grass. I can't afford the water and electricity bills for you. I'm forced to remove the washing machine for you!" I roared angrily that these people have never washed clothes, including socks and underwear, since they discovered the function of the washing machine!
"Third brother, look what that is!" Hearing Pan Mei's words, I hurried to look in the direction she pointed. Oh, no, why is there nothing? Just when I was secretly suspicious, I only felt that my back had been pushed by something soft, and then a donkey rolled down the grass. When I stood up again, my head was full of grass leaves and my mouth was stuffed with wild flowers.
It turns out that I was fooled by Pan Mei. Well, play this trick with me, right? You think the third brother is really easy to provoke. Pan Mei is sorry. Don't blame the third brother for eating your tofu! Thinking of this, I rolled a donkey and rushed to Pan Mei, who ran to the depths of the grass regardless of the image of a lady.
At this moment, I actually have a bad idea. If anything happens, no one will see it. This is a treasure that obscene men dream of.
"You stop, or the third brother will have to strangle you for a while!" I threatened, and then I was confused. Well, why didn't everyone disappear? I suddenly turned around and found that the cabbage in the car was gone.
Okay, play hide-and-seek with me. You wait, so I hurriedly called their mobile phones and called them one by one, but what made me speechless was that they were all turned off!
It was not until then that I had a bad feeling. This must have been planned by them in advance. As for the originator, it must be Song Aijia!
Conan, we also saw a lot, so I narrowed my eyes and began to look in all directions. Shit, there was no movement around.
It seems that they did make precise arrangements in advance. Thinking of this, I immediately came up with a plan and hurriedly shouted, "Don't come out. I can tell you that there are a lot of bugs in this grass, especially long insects. If you are not afraid, you should always hide. Oh, by the way, it seems that there is another kind of worm that specializes in drilling people's clothes and stinging people's blood. If you really have guts, don't come out. Hi, the third brother went back to the car and went for a drink--wheel, if you come out now, I will give you two bottles of beer, which will expire..." I used all the cleverness I could think of, but it didn't play a little role.
So I took out two guan beers, sat on the roof of the car and began to sing:
Chinese cabbage,
Yellow in the ground,
Three years and two years old, no mother!
Have a good time with Dad.
I'm afraid that my father will marry my stepmother,
Marrying a stepmother, three years is true,
I gave birth to a younger brother who is better than me!
My brother eats noodles, and I drink the soup...
My voice is very unpleasant, like a cat crying mouse. To be honest, I can't even bear to scratch my ears. Half an hour has passed, and an hour has passed, but there is still no movement around.
Then I seemed to feel as if I had been fooled. Could it be that several of them all went to other places to play, leaving me to look at the car, and I also used this gadget, and I didn't want to collect rags for nothing.
At this moment, I suddenly heard a long hissing sound of horses, and then an amazing scene appeared. Several horses appeared in my eyes, and there were people immediately.
Why, is there anyone making movies here?
If I take a closer look, the people on the horse are the wheels. Well, how dare you fool me, Yaya, I'll just do Bi Ma Wen once. But the fact is that I ignored that I am a master who can't ride a horse. Although I knew when I was in elementary school, I knew the famous sayings commonly used by Bole, I didn't know anything about this horse control except that I was riding on horseback.
The strong horse runs in the grass that is not knee-high, which is very powerful. In fact, I also want to ride on it.
"Third brother, how is the sun shining?" Then I saw the cabbage. Song Aijia did not ride a horse. If she rode her physique, she would not tire other people's horses to death, but the rich woman was not stupid. She actually got a go-kart, the kind of go-kart that specializes to run on the grassland.
"Jiamei, come here, I have something to say!" I roared at Song Aijia, who drove ten meters. This girl drove a go-kart back and forth in front of me, as if she were flirting with me.
"There, you wait for me, and I'll be there!" I immediately became timid and happy when I heard Song Aijia's reply. As long as this cabbage comes to me, I will definitely have a chance to take this car. We can't ride that horse, but we can drive it!
Then I found that I made a big mistake. Song Aijia suddenly increased the accelerator when she was three meters away from me and almost sent me to the Western Bliss World. I scolded, but the rich woman was not polite at all, and then ran to me on a thin horse on the wheel.