Chapter 55: Sending carbon in the snow
"Third brother, there are also hungry here!" The wheel also took out the mobile phone, and then I was completely speechless. At this moment, I wish I was a bastard, so that I could close my four feet, shrink my head, and not ask about anything outside the world!
"I told the teacher to go, you bullied me and stopped playing with you!" I can only move out the skills used in primary school again, hoping to play a role.
Pan Mei looked at me sitting on the ground, covering my head and crying, and smiled more cutely. "Third brother, how can you know this hand? I used it back then!"
"Who is not? I think that when they bullied and hungry, they were hungry and took out the trump card of the ghost teacher (Ghost Valley). It was very clever and accurate!" Zhang Yi also began to recall the past.
"Third brother, do you see that they all regard you as a laughing stock? Your trick is outdated, you'd better change it to a new one!" Song Aijia pointed her mobile phone at me, and probably took pictures of my obscene behavior again. Of course, it may have been recorded.
"I passed Jiangnan, and I waved my hand without taking away a beautiful woman..." I was immersed in my own world and directly ignored their ridicule.
As long as you are thick-skinned.
Five minutes later, I finally defeated them with the cold war. Xiaoyang dares to fight with the third brother, isn't that looking for death?
"Third brother, it's okay, and he's still angry. He's a man!" Song Aijia said to me, and then the thin men came to persuade me one by one. I tried my best to keep silent.
But when Pan Mei came to me, I finally laughed under her several teases.
"What are you looking at? Third brother has always been very handsome. Mount, where's my mount!" I deliberately lengthen my voice like an ancient general.
"Come on, ride this doll!" The wheel immediately brought its horse over. Although the horse was a little thin, it was tall, and I had seen its majesty just now, and the beast still pooped at me.
"It's it. Third brother must teach it a good lesson!" I came to the thin horse and tried hard to get on the horse, but I failed several times in a row.
At this time, I heard their giggle again. To be precise, it was sarcastic, that ridicule!
"Shut up whatever you laugh at!" I scolded angrily. At this time, Pan Mei came to me. She tried her best to control the smile on her face and said to me, "third brother, step on the horse, and then put your sideways..." Pan Mei told me in detail how to get on the horse, and then demonstrated it to me in person. Finally, I was like a general on the horse.
"Hands the rope, like this, hold it back, and keep my body straight..." I was pointed at them like a doll, and finally half an hour later, these people were silent.
"Ok, all of you are good at equestrianism, or teach me!" Song Aijia said jokingly, and suddenly everyone fled as if they heard someone shouting an earthquake.
"It's enough to pat the horse's buttocks!" The wheel roared at me. I had to do it like a student. Suddenly, I was dumbfounded. The thin horse ran like flying. What I couldn't stand was my buttocks, which was a bump.
"Help!" I shouted for help, and a moment later, the thin man chased me on his own horse.
"Brother Qu, stop this beast. I won't play anymore. My buttocks are almost eight pieces!" I lay on the horse for fear of falling down.
"Third brother, your body should be straight, and your buttocks will rise and fall with the ups of the horse!" Qu thin man gave a demonstration to me. I never thought that riding a horse would be so difficult. Isn't it easy to watch people ride a horse in the movie? As long as your buttocks sit on the back of a horse, it will be OK!
But why is my buttocks so bumpy as soon as I sit up? Fortunately, I didn't eat much, otherwise I would have to spit it out!
"Brother Qu, I beg you, stop this beast quickly. I won't learn anymore. I'm still a virgin!" I was really scared, and the beast under my buttocks was still accelerating. Seeing that, it had to carry me on a 25,000-mile long march.
At this time, Song Aijia had already driven to me with a wheel.
I saw the cute wheel coming and hurriedly asked for help again, but this girl just smiled at me, and then I completely gave up. I know that if I can't do it, I have to hang up today. Oh, my God, I'm not broken yet. *
"Pan Mei, please help me quickly!" Pan Mei sat leisurely on the horse and waved her hands at me with a smile!
If you drive, you will be driverless, and you will definitely be fined by the traffic police, but now riding a horse, that's called technology!
At this moment, I suddenly felt a little hot on my back, and then I saw the lovely face of the wheel.
"Wheel, I knew you would come to save me. No, weren't you in the cabbage car just now? Why did you run to the horse!" I don't understand how he can jump on the horse with the height of the wheel!
The wheel did not answer my question, but taught me how to control the horse hand in hand.
I was like a primary school student who had to listen to the instructions of the wheel. Half an hour later, the wheel finally taught me all kinds of horse control essentials.
"Don't go down if it's not the wheel. I'm still a little scared!" Before I finished my words, the wheel jumped on the horse. That action is called handsome. I also want to learn, but I'm afraid that I won't succeed and fall into a lifelong disability or something!
"Slap the horse's ass!" The wheel roared, and I pressed it, and then the beast under my seat ran like a spring.
The wheel in front kept making all kinds of grimaces at me, a very arrogant look. Then I found a rule, that is, as long as the horse riding with the thin man and the wheel accelerates, the beast under my seat will also accelerate. Later, I learned that the two horses were a pair!
When I stepped on the ground again, I finally found a sense of security and suddenly felt at ease.
"Third brother, how do you feel? Isn't it exciting?" Pan Mei came to me and said with a smile. I smiled and said, "It's so exciting that I almost became the cushion of this beast!"
"Third brother, it's too shameful not to ride a horse. If this were put in the era of hungry people, you wouldn't be able to marry a wife!" Zhang Yi's big mouth is very big and disgusting.
"Give me as far as you can, this is the 21st century!" The implication is that you boy, go to your Warring States, and I won't serve you anymore!
Then I felt that my buttocks hurt when I walked, so Song Aijia called and got seven or eight go-karts. The scenery of the grassland was still very beautiful. If my buttocks were not hurt, it would be even more beautiful!
They kept taking photos and posing, and they all had a good time. Pan Mei and Zhang Yi can also come. After sitting on the go-kart, these people learned how to drive in less than five minutes, and they all drove wildly, except Pan Mei!
Happy moments are always short. They are all very tired on the way back, and I am no exception, especially my buttocks.
Song Aijia's cabbage looks fine, with headphones stuffed in her ears, and the speed is not slower than when she came, but we are used to it!
At the door, Song Aijia threw the car key to me: "Third brother, this car will be given to you in the future. It can be regarded as a private car for you as an economic man!" Song Aijia said very brightly. I grinned and replied, "Jiamei, if you really want to give me a car, your sports car is quite good!"
"Don't stinky, I don't want to give me the key!" I didn't wait for the cabbage to finish speaking and came back home. Alas, it's better to sit on the sofa.
After I simply washed, I lay in ** and was about to fall asleep. After all, I was too tired. For nothing else, just talk about my buttocks, I have to sleep for three days and three nights and take good care of it!
"Ya, if Lv Buwei comes, it seems a little inappropriate for him to live on the floor. After all, he is a big businessman, and he is also a prime minister like Zhang Yi..." Thinking about these complicated problems, I fell asleep with a crooked head.
But I didn't sleep too long. Two hours later, I was surprised by the laughter in the living room. I touched my head and thought that Lv would not come.
When I came to the living room, it turned out that I guessed wrong. It was the big reporter Lin Wanqiu!
"Brother, aren't you sleeping?" Lin Wanqiu said with a smile.
"You are like a news broadcast. I can fall asleep. Isn't that an immortal!" I intentionally or unintentionally whitened Pan Mei sitting next to Lin Wanqiu. It turned out that my eyes were wasted, but when I think about it, after all, whether Pan Mei can be famous in the future, Lin Wanqiu's role is indispensable!
"Is Sister Lin bringing any good news? Let's see if everyone is happy, and I'm happy too!" I sat on the sofa, and then noticed that Zhang Yi was not in the room. Before Lin Wanqiu could reply, I asked on the wheel, "Where is Zhang Yi's grandson? Did you open a room or go to the hotel?"
The wheel touched its head and said, "This is different. Why don't you call me and ask!" After I stopped the wheel's behavior, Lin Wanqiu said, "The third brother's family tradition is quite strict!"
"Well, this is called a strong general without weak soldiers. Tell me, what's the good thing?" I asked again.
"Sister Pan can make a short film tomorrow. It will take a week!" Lin Wanqiu's eyes fell on me. I thought about it carefully and suddenly felt that there was something to say. I hurriedly said, "A week, do I have to go out to take pictures according to what you said?"
Lin Yuqiu expressed his acquiescence, and I hurriedly said, "In fact, I have no problem with where to take a picture of this, but what about the ID card? If you don't solve this, what should I do if I encounter any special situation? Besides, you can't even buy a train ticket without an ID card, let alone anything else!" I put on a posture without seeing my ID card.
"Third brother, can I understand what you mean so much? As long as you have an ID card, Pan Mei can go out with us to shoot advertising short films!" Lin Wanqiu said.
I hummed, and then realized that I seemed to be in love and hurriedly added, "There must be a contract. Half of the salary has to be paid in advance. In addition, Pan Mei's mobile phone must be turned on 24 hours a day. Except for shooting advertising short films, we Pan Mei will do nothing else. You know what I mean. Right!" In fact, the second half of my sentence is the top priority. After all, there are too many unspoken rules in the entertainment industry. If it were Zhang Yiqu's thin men, I would definitely let them go directly. Men, even if they are really hidden, they will not suffer losses. If it really doesn't work, if I want to dive, I can also volunteer!
"What are you talking about? This is on me. After all, this is also the key to my success in changing my job!" Lin Wanqiu lost the door for a moment and said her ultimate purpose.
"Oh, so you want to switch to the entertainment industry. Now I understand!" In fact, what I thought was that Lin Wanqiu wanted to live a luxurious life in the entertainment industry.
Lin Wanqiu smiled and then took out a bank card from her bag and put it on the coffee table and said, "There are 10,000 yuan in it, and the password is six or three. You can collect it first. This is just an appointment fee. When the advertisement is completed, there will be an estimated 70 or 80,000 yuan!" Lin Wanqiu's words were like a bomb, and the living room suddenly became lively again.
"How much beer can I buy for 10,000 yuan? I calculate it. Twenty-eight a box, ten thousand divided by twenty-eight..." The wheel began to calculate, but the thin man muttered something in his mouth. I didn't hear it because the sound was too low.
Pan Mei was very calm, looking at money like dung.
"It's easy to say! Pan Mei, is there anything else you want to say? I hurriedly put away the bank card and handed it to Pan Mei.
Pan Mei smiled and said, "I, I don't want to say anything. I don't need this. You'd better take it. Didn't you say that there will be a newcomer at home? You can use it first. I guess there will be a lot of places where you can use money in the future. It would be great if I could really help!"
I refused two or three times, but Pan Mei was more persistent than me and gave me the card. Damn, this is really carbon in the snow!