Chapter 58: Lu Buwei is coming
Ten minutes later, I seemed to have fallen asleep, and suddenly there were three rhythmic knocks on the door.
Five seconds later, there were three knocks on the door. I suddenly opened my eyes and wondered what kind of fool it was. If there was a doorbell, I was not afraid of hand pain!
"Qu Shouzi, go and open the door!" I shouted at the thin man, but this girl didn't answer me, so I had to go out in person.
"Stop knocking, it's coming!" I shouted and opened the door, and then I saw a very familiar face.
"Taoist priest, stinky Taoist priest, you follow me!" I suddenly became angry, but when my eyes fell on the Taoist priest, I couldn't help but be surprised.
Just now, this girl was still wearing a Taoist suit. Why has she become a suit now? What's the matter? Is the person he just met his twin brother?
"There's nothing wrong!" Suit-Taoist priest took a look at the house number again and said to himself.
"Who are you looking for? Do we know each other?" When I said this, I had already taken out the umbrella behind the door.
In those years, Huang Feihong was famous by umbrellas!!
"Is this Brother Zhang's mansion?" Suit - Taoist priest's face was surprised. As soon as I heard this boy ask, I immediately remembered what Lao Wang said to me.
Is this boy in front of him the legendary Lv Buwei?
"Yes, what's wrong, are you looking for him?" I deliberately raised my tone.
"Oh, yes, I'll find him!" Suit - Taoist priest nodded and replied with a smile.
"What are you doing? Go in before you make it clear. Who are you, go out!" I blocked it.
"Call Zhang San and tell him that Lu Buwei is coming!" As soon as the western Taoist priest said this, I smiled and deliberately replied, "Lv Buwei, which Lv Buwei? Do we know each other?"
Hearing my words, Lv Buwei seemed to know that I was Zhang San and Zhang San was me.
"Are you the third brother?" Lv Buwei said tentatively. I nodded and said seriously, "I am Zhang San. I don't know if you want to tell fortune, or do you want to predict the future, or do you want to see your official fortune?"
Hearing my words, Lv Buwei hurriedly smiled and said, "Third brother, I brought it from Lao Wang. He didn't tell you. It was all my brother's fault just now. Don't take it seriously. The main reason is that it's too difficult for you to live without money in your society. When I came, they didn't allow me to bring money. I had no choice but to do this!"
Lv Buwei washed the dirty water on his body in a few words. I smiled and said again, "Oh, I remember. It seems that Lao Wang's grandson mentioned Lv Buwei to me. Oh, by the way, which dynasty are you from?" I asked knowingly.
"Qin Shihuang Yingzheng is my son, and I am his own father. Oh, by the way, I also made up Lu Shi Chunqiu!" Lv Buwei said his deeds in one sentence. I hummed and showed a suddenly enlightened expression and said, "Oh, I remember that there is such a famous person in history. It seems that you still have an affair with Zhao and Zhao, right?"
"Zhao Ji, my lover, awesome!" Lv Buwei said proudly that I let him in at a glance.
"Brother Lu, they are busy now. I'll introduce you one by one later. The Taoist priest just now should be you, right?" I will repeat the old story again. Lv Buwei smiled, nodded and said, "Brother, forgive me. Didn't I want to get some money to buy some gifts for you and other brothers, so I had to take this trick? I didn't expect to meet the third brother. It's really--Oh, by the way, I was surprised to find that your era is good, not only the girl. It's beautiful, and it's easy to make money, much simpler than at that time. I don't know how many billions the third brother is worth now?
Lv Buwei's words suddenly made me speechless. It's easy to make money and how many billions of identities. I rolled my eyes and said, "Three yuan, oh no, two yuan and nine cents!"
Lv Buwei almost hit his head to death when he heard my words and said, "Two yuan and nine cents. Isn't that the price of tomatoes in the vegetable market?" I have to admire Lv Buwei. In only two days, he even inquired about the price of vegetables in the vegetable market. After all, he is a businessman!
"Brother Lu, I heard from Lao Wang that you are going to check the way to make a fortune. How can there be a result?" Hearing my question, Lv Buwei patted his thigh and suddenly became excited: "Third brother, I found that you make money in this era, but the most profitable thing is real estate, but I have to have capital to do this. I am now penniless, so I don't plan to do this for the time being. After thinking about it, I still feel that it is the most The important thing is to get the first bucket of gold. As long as I have capital, Lv Buwei, I will definitely make profits and rebuild my business empire in less than half a year!"
"Business empire, yes, third brother wishes Brother Lu's daydream come true in advance. Brother Lu, are you still in politics? In fact, as long as we become officials in this era, the money will continue to come, and there are countless beautiful women? I said**.
"To be an official? Humph, to tell you, my son, Lv Buwei's son unified the six countries. Although I was above ten thousand people under one person at that time, in the end... So this wealth is the king's way. As for this official position, as long as there is enough money in his hand, isn't it easy to find an official position? Lv Buwei had a very sharp expression, and I hurriedly nodded and said yes.
Then I talked about economic topics with Lv Buwei. I was surprised to find that although Lv Buwei lived in the Warring States Period, his economic mind was extraordinary, even better than me. Especially when it comes to the topic of officials and businessmen, Lv Buwei actually took the case and took soldiers and bandits since ancient times, and officials and businessmen are one family as an example. As for his concept of "strange goods to live in", it is even more extraordinary.
"Brother Lu, listening to your words is really better than a fucking ten-year book!" I said with a giggle, Lv Buwei was stunned first, and then laughed with me.
"Third brother, who is that? Why do I look so familiar? I seem to have seen it somewhere?" Lu Buwei pointed to the thin Qu who was chatting with the beautiful woman and said.
I said with a smile, "That, Qu Yuan, the great poet. It's in front of you!" Hearing my words, Lv Buwei was suddenly surprised for three seconds, and then flew to the thin Qu.
"Qu Yuan, patriotic poet Qu Yuan, oh, I'm your loyal reader. Your little brother of "Li Sao", "Nine Songs", "Nine Chapters" and "Tianwen" is memorizing. Why do you look so familiar with it? I have collected your paintings back then!" Lv Buwei originally thought that the thin man would answer him, but at least he would reply politely, but who had thought that the thin man was so awesome that he didn't even raise his head, and still had a video chat with the unknown sister.
"I don't know if I'm hungry, what about you? What do you like to eat?" Qu Shouzi said affectionately, and Lu Buwei suddenly cast puzzled eyes at me. I smiled and thought to myself that Qu Yuan was wearing headphones and chatting with Meimei who were 108,000 miles away. You thought they would answer you, not to mention that if he heard your words, he would definitely pick up the soles of your shoes and slap you. You are still boring!
"Third brother, why doesn't he pay attention to me? He won't be angry about what happened back then!" Lv Buwei looked at my eyes and said, and I said with a smile, "I won't be born. You'll know if you try!"
Five minutes later, Qu Shouzi finally terminated the video with the other party. At this time, I hurriedly introduced Lv Buwei to Qu Shouzi.
"Qu thin man, this is Lv Buwei. You seem to be still in the same era. You are all old friends. You can teach him how to use the things in this family for a while!" Although I said at that time that Lv Buwei was coming, and the thin man did not have any abnormal reaction, I can't guarantee that they will react when they see the real person. After all, the two families have a feud!
"Lv Buwei, a profiteer, is hungry and has heard of your name. It's a pleasure to meet you. Since you have come, the previous account will be counted. It will be fine in the future. One of your seniors is also here. Oh, the third brother Zhang Yi hasn't come back yet?" Qu thin man's eyes flashed and led the topic to me. I nodded and said, "I haven't come back. I'm probably going to open a room!"
As soon as Lv Buwei heard Zhang Yi's words, he was immediately happy and hurriedly said, "Zhang Yi, but Zhang Yi?" Qu Shouzi nodded to show a very disdainful expression.
At this moment, the wheel ran out of the kitchen with a howling, and kept saying that it was burned to death!
"What's wrong with the wheel? It's burned. Is it serious?" I asked with concern, and the wheel shook its arms wildly, as if to throw those two arms down.
Lv Buwei smiled, showing a strange look, then quietly approached the wheel, and then unexpectedly gave the wheel a mouth. The voice was loud. When the mouth went down, Pan Mei opened the door directly and came out, showing a strange expression that could not be more strange.
"Child, isn't it hot now?" Lu Buwei said proudly.
"It doesn't seem to be hot." The wheel sighed, then covered his face with his ears and howled again, "But my grandfather's face hurts. I'm grass. Which green onion are you? How dare you tease me like this!" As the wheel spoke, he gave Lv Buwei a Scud, and then Lv Buwei began to eat shit.
With my persuasion, the wheel gradually calmed down.
"Third brother, who is this second brother? Why is he in our house? The wheel is still covering his right face, which is obviously still painful. After all, its mouth is ringing through the sky!
"Didn't I see that you feel uncomfortable, that's why I have to do this worst. Don't you think it's not hot at all after my slap?" Lv Buwei, who fell to the ground, is still defending himself. I don't understand Lv Buwei's thinking very much. I gave him a white look and said, "Lv, if you don't shut up, I won't care about you. You really think he is a child. I can tell you that you can't beat him with one arm!"
After hearing my reprimand, Lv Buwei hurriedly got up and began to apologize to the wheel. After all, the wheel was a wheel. He smiled and said, "I don't care about you. What did you say? The prime minister can hold the boat in his stomach. Okay, go and pour the medicine I cooked into the bowl. Forget it!" I was speechless when I heard Wheel's words. In fact, I really want to tell the man who hit him directly is actually a prime minister and a real prime minister.
Looking at Lv Buwei enter the kitchen, I hurriedly told some information about Lv Buwei to the wheel. He said without blinking his eyes and said, "Whoever you love, as long as you are honest in the future, or I will definitely not let him go!" When the wheel said this, he rubbed his face, and it seemed that it still hurt.
"Third brother, who is that? Your classmate?" I don't know when Pan Mei stood behind me. I hurriedly reported Lv Buwei's name. Pan Mei suddenly showed a look of worship and said, "At the beginning, wealth can reach the country, the emotional road is frustrated, the career is steaming, my son's wings are full, I am not convinced, and finally I will die!"
"Pan Mei, what are you drinking? Why is it like a song?" I asked puzzledly.
"This is a folk song about Lv Buwei in the Song Dynasty!" Pan Mei replied faintly. I nodded and saw Lv Buwei rushing out of the kitchen.
"Child, no - Zhuangshi, the medicine has been poured. There are two large bowls in total. Go and drink it!" Hearing Lv Buwei's words, the wheel died.
"Who is this girl?" Lu Buwei hurriedly lowered his head and asked.
"This is Pan Mei, from the Song Dynasty. I don't understand you. Third brother can warn you that Pan Mei is already famous. Just kill your little Jiujiu directly!" I patted Lu Buwei on the shoulder and said.
"Little sister Pan Xinlian, I have met Prime Minister Lu!" Pan Mei is very polite.