Chapter 63: Earth Variation
Chapter 63: Earth Variation
"Are you the planner of this speculation?" Although the female reporter who asked me is very cute and has a duck face, I have lost interest in women for a long time. 600,000 yuan is not a small amount. Maybe I will have to work for Song Aijia for the rest of my life. Why is my life so hard?
"Girl, do you think I'm speculing? If you want to take pictures, please leave if you don't want to!" I really want to scold my mother, but because I haven't figured out the identity of these reporters, I have to put up with it!
"I'm sorry, I was a little too presumptuous just now. Are those three your partners, or are they?" The duck egg-faced eyes fell on the three of them.
"They? I don't know him. I guess he came to steal!" I said without looking back.
"Sir, you are so humorous. What are you going to do with these things? Are you willing to consider donating them to Project Hope?" Duck Egg Face obviously regarded me as a billionaire and donated my 60% to the Hope Project. Am I crazy?
If I donate 800 yuan, I will naturally not say anything, provided that I pay off these drinks!
"Miss, I'm still very busy. You can go to see whatever you should do!" My patience has reached its limit. If this duck egg face asks something more, I will definitely scold her to the point of blood.
At this time, Lv Buwei, who had disappeared for a long time, suddenly appeared.
"Reporter, please follow me. I will show you these products carefully!" I stared fiercely at Lv Buwei, and then said to the duck egg face, "That's a major shareholder. You can go to him!" Hearing my words, the duck egg's face immediately ran to Lv Buwei.
If only Lin Wanqiu was here, I can't help but think of reporter Lin!
When it comes to reporter Lin, he will naturally think of Pan Mei. How can there be no woman around him at such a critical moment?
I hurriedly took out my mobile phone and dialed Pan Mei's phone.
"Pan Mei, what are you doing?" My voice is full of sadness and sorrow.
"I'm resting, third brother. Is there something wrong with me? Why does it sound a little wrong?" Pan Mei asked thoughtfully.
"No - it's okay!" I turned the bitter water in my mouth into nothing, and then swallowed and said, "I just miss you a little!"
Hearing my words, Pan Mei screamed and said, "Third brother, I've only been away for less than a day, and you have become like this. Is this the legendary lovesickness?" For Pan Mei's joke, I can only laugh. I believe my laughter must be worse than crying.
"Third brother, are you really all right?" Pan Mei asked again. It was not until then that I realized that her phone call was a little superfluous. If she told Pan Mei the truth, not to mention whether it could work, it would definitely affect her mood. In this way, her mind could not be fully devoted to art. In that case, the effect of the shooting would definitely Not ideal. The effect is not good, and the salary will definitely not be paid much.
"It's okay. How can the third brother be fine? This is what I just saw on the news saying that they will appear together for three days. Oh, by the way, how is the weather there now? Is it hot?" This time, I said with a smile from the bottom of my heart. Pan Mei sighed and said, "I also heard that I saw many people buying all kinds of daily necessities crazily in the morning. Third Brother, do you think they are funny? How can there be three days together? What a big joke!"
I was sad and dealt with it. As soon as I hung up the phone, I suddenly felt that the weather was a little gloomy, and then it blew a cool breeze.
"Fra, it looks like it's going to rain. What's going to appear in three days? Bullshit, you're 18 generations of ancestors!" I finally burst into a curse, but it was against the wall!
I see that Lv Buwei is enthusiastically leading the reporters to say something, and the three of them are still blowing up happily and dancing.
At this moment, I unexpectedly found several black clouds in the east of the sky, which were as black as ink. Suddenly, I felt like I was dead. Is it possible for the mother to appear in three days? Is it possible?
"Ah, God, you kill me, I won't live!" I pointed to the sky howling and immediately scared the people around me. Then the wheel followed the thin man, and Zhang Yi and the other three rolled down from the top of the hill. Those reporters also ran to me regardless of Lv Buwei's explanation.
At this moment, my nerves really can't stand it. If it really rains, I really don't have a chance to turn over.
"God, kill me, kill me!" I howled again, and those reporters didn't dare to approach me. I was just taking pictures.
"Third brother, what are you talking about?" The speed of the wheel is very fast, and it has come to me in the blink of an eye.
I wanted to howle again, when the whole earth suddenly became dark, and then I stretched out my hand and got up.
All kinds of screams and fear kept ringing around me. As for the reporter who just took a picture of me, God knows that he is still there. Anyway, it's dark now.
"Third Brother!"
"Third Brother!"
"Third Brother!"
Hearing the call of the wheel, the thin man and Zhang Yi, my heart suddenly felt a little comforting.
"Third brother, where are you?" Even if I hear this sound with my feet, I know it's Lv Buwei.
"I'm here, Xiao Lu, where are you?" As soon as I finished roaring, I suddenly heard a muffled thunder, and then a bucket of lightning broke out of the air.
The whole process happened so fast that I didn't have time to react. The whole world has turned white and the darkness has disappeared.
"The end of the world! Run, everyone!"
"The earth is going to be finished!"
"Human beings are going to perish!"
I listened to the good man spreading rumors, and the wheel Zhang Yiqu stared at me honestly, as if he were waiting for my order.
I swallowed and spit, and as soon as I was about to speak, I felt extremely hot all over my body.
"Sun, sun!" I looked up and shouted.
An incredible scene appeared. There were three suns hanging straight in the sky, and it was still beating, as if they were fighting for something?
At this moment, I suddenly thought of Chang'e's sister. No, Chang'e is on the moon, confused!
"Third brother, the sun!" Lv Buwei's mouth grinned to the root of his ears and was flying to me at the speed of light.
"Fra, why have you forgotten the business? Hurry up and take good care of our God of Wealth. Ten pieces of mineral water and twenty red flowers..." I casually said the price.
Ten minutes later, the whole earth seemed to be burned by fire.
"It's hot, God helps me and God helps me!" I'm so happy. Just then, the mobile phone rang, and I hurriedly took out an emergency text message: because unknown objects hit the earth, there will be a short-term day and night abnormality. Please don't panic!
I cursed at the text message, "What's the efficiency? It took ten fucking minutes to come out. Now it's been three days, idiot!"
As soon as I finished scolding, Pan Mei called.
"Third brother, it's not good. Three suns have appeared here. It's getting hot!" Pan Mei's voice was full of complaints, but I laughed and said, "Pan Mei's family also has three suns. I guess the temperature will be 50 degrees!" Of course, my words are a little exaggerated, but if there is no 50 degrees, it must be at least 49 degrees!
After comforting Pan Mei, then the happiest scene appeared. First, the residents of Little Curie came out to buy drinks, and then the boys in our school also ran out with a big umbrella.
I learned that because of excessive electricity consumption, the whole city has been cut off power, and the power cut off in the city means that the water is cut off. And now on such a hot day, if you don't drink water, you will die. I'm not exaggerating at all!
"Please consciously line up. That student is half price with his student ID card, and the old man is also half price!" I said like a savior, and the students immediately thanked me.
"Handsome man, is that child half price?" A mother asked, and I looked at the child in front of him. It was estimated that he would be fifteen or sixteen years old.
"Children under 1.5 meters are also half price!" As soon as I said this, a terrible scene suddenly appeared. Students, Laozi and children were like sugar-coated haws. In less than five minutes, their number more than doubled.
"Third brother, you shouldn't open this. Let's see if you know it's wrong now!" Lv Buwei came to me and acted as Zhuge Liang afterwards. I roared at Lv Buwei: "You don't have to teach me a lesson. This is called collecting the hearts of the people!"
Half an hour later, I have moved three boxes of change to my home. At this time, the purchase scene is more spectacular. It has long been overcrowded outside our community, and some speculators want to buy in large quantities and ask me if it can be cheaper. I want to push these people to Lv Buwei.
Lv Buwei deserves to be a profiteer. Although he knows that he can make more money from small sales, he may take risks, such as civil unhavior, strong government intervention and so on.
"Third brother, have you seen those people? They want to buy it all at once, and they are willing to pay 800,000 yuan. Lv Buwei said without changing his face. As soon as I heard this number, I was confused. After half a minute, I returned to normal and said, "Brother Lu, how much did you sell those small households just now?"
"With less than 400,000 yuan, I have put the money at home!" Lu Buwei replied with great skill.
400,000 plus 800,000 is 1.2 million. Oh, my God, I earned 600,000 yuan this night. This is so unimaginable. I didn't dream!
"Brother Lu, hit me and I'll see if I'm dreaming?" I said stupidly, Lv Buwei smiled and said that he would not fight, but when I didn't pay attention, he gave me an ear melon seed, and I suddenly realized that this was not a dream.
Because it hurts, it really hurts!
"Okay, you Lv Buwei, you actually did it. You wait, we won't finish!" Thinking of this, I hurriedly said, "Brother Lu, take action. In case the government takes force, we won't get a penny!"
"That's what I think, third brother!" Lu Buwei nodded and replied.
Two minutes later, Lv Buwei came to me with a leather bag on his back, followed by a wheel, Qu Shouzi and Zhang Yi. The scene was very handsome and majestic!
"Is everything done?" I stared at Lu Buwei and asked with a smile.
"Yes, these things are not ours now. We can go home and count the money!" After saying that, Lv Buwei ran home. Zhang Yi was not lagging behind, but in the end, I became the last one.
I looked at the customers who were still waiting in line and thought goodbye, goodbye to my God!
As soon as I entered the door, I saw Lv Buwei start to talk about meritorious deeds. I suddenly closed the door and roared, "Put it all down. Who let you move!"
"Third brother, brothers have been busy all day and night, and they should also get dividends!" Lv Buwei said self-righteous.
"It should be dividends, but it seems that I should do this job!" I said to Lv Buwei, and Lv Buwei immediately understood what it meant and hurriedly nodded and said, "I don't want to share the burden for the third brother!"
Hearing this, I smiled and said, "How do you divide it? Tell me!" In this history, although Liu Bang is a hooligan, he knows how to control dragons, so he finally became the emperor. Of course, this is just the words of my own family. When Liu Bang comes through it, I will definitely learn from him.
However, it can't be said that the third brother doesn't know how to win the hearts of the people. After all, we have also read a lot of books!
After listening to Lv Buwei's report, I deliberately made a thinking appearance. In fact, I completely agree with Lv Buwei's division: "Well, although there is something wrong with Brother Lu's suggestion, we are all our own brothers. Let's divide it like this. The rest of the money will be used for activity funds. If anyone encounters anything difficult in the future, Call me!"
So Zhang Yi was 10,000, the wheel was 10,000, and the thin Qu was 10,000. Lv Buwei gave 12,000 yuan because of his greater credit! As soon as I finished getting dirty, I heard a knock on the door.