Chapter 83: My Paparazzi

Chapter 83: My paparazzi

I was secretly having fun. It was Mulan's turn to the toast ceremony. Mulan was a man after all. She pulled out the cork of the wine bottle and poured two large cups of beer in a row.

"Then Yu girl, don't say anything, clean up first!" Mulan came to a very cheerful and boredom. I really wanted to remind her that the red wine was strong, but it was too late.

Lin Wanqiu and Yu Zimo both stared at Mulan with a ghost-seeing look. I guess they must be thinking about where the village woman came from. Why is it so barbaric!

After drinking, Mulan mumbled her mouth a few times, blinked her eyes, and then said to me, "Third brother, this is wine. Why doesn't it smell like wine? But it tastes good!" Seeing Hua Mulan's giggle, I hurriedly turned my eyes to Yu Zimo's body and said, "Sister Yu, she is just like that. She has a strong personality. You can do whatever you want!" I can't say that Yu Zimo, you have to do it, so that I can take advantage of you and eat your tofu!

Now to summarize this meal, although the dishes cost a large table, they were basically eaten by my people. Lin Wanqiu and Yu Zimo only moved their chopsticks a few times and dared not eat them. 80% of it scares Mulan and Mu Guiying. There's nothing they can do. It's not easy to be a leader, especially as their leader. But I found a few surprises that Yu Zimo actually chatted with Qingzhao's sister very much. Although the thin man interrupted from time to time, it could be seen that he did not deal with Yu Zimo.

I think this may be because they have a common love, or Yu Zimo is also a talented woman, or how can they get along in the journalist world?

In addition, this Lv Buwei actually chatted with Lin Wanqiu, from real estate to steel to the entertainment industry, making these two people look like a mother.

The next day when I woke up, it was already more than ten o'clock. Lv Buwei and Qu Slender had lost their shadows, and the wheels were still sleeping. They probably drank too much yesterday.

Wu Er also lost his shadow a long time ago, and I guess he went to catch the hawker again.

After washing up, I was surprised to find that Lv Buwei and Qu Slender were running. They seemed to be still competing. I will surpass you in a while, and you will surpass me in a while!

What's wrong with chicken blood? No, chicken!

"Morning, third brother!"

"Morning!"

These two people passed by me. I stared at them for more than ten seconds, thinking that if they like to run, they can run. When Han Xin comes, they can also help!

Sister Qingzhao was more dedicated. I saw her all the way. I talked to her, and then she began to carry out her own pond business again.

I found a small uninhabited tree root, then peed and sat in the shade of the tree, and I began to be silent. I carefully sort out what happened these days. It's really different. This girl has almost caught up with my experience of more than 20 years.

It seems that the most urgent thing at present is to find the agent surnamed Qi in Han Xin's mouth, who is, Lao Wang's senior brother. According to the BMW that Han Xin took when he came, I judged that Qi was a rich man. At present, I don't know how many people are surnamed Qi. Anyway, I'm in yin and yang now. I can't see the rest. If there is a fight, I will only be beaten.

However, there are too many rich people. How should I find them? When I was in trouble, the figure of an old donkey suddenly appeared in my mind. It was not easy to find the one surnamed Qi. It should be better to find this hooligan!

I made up my mind and went back to the dormitory to see that the wheel was wiping the sweat on my head with a towel. I said what I thought, and then the wheel agreed cheerfully. Walking in the alleys of the city, the time had to be so fast. More than three hours passed quickly, but we didn't gain anything.

I'm speechless. Is it really useless? The wheel blew up Wu Er's phone, but no one answered. Helplessly, we had to shrug our heads and run to the school.

I vaguely saw the gate of the school, just then my mobile phone rang, a strange number.

"Is this Mr. Zhang?" I heard the other party's voice like a stranger. Mandarin was very standard and had a Beijing flavor. Suddenly, a sense of crisis came up from my heart.

Is it the one surnamed Qi? Just when I thought so, the other end of the phone began to speak again: "Oh, where is your school? Why can't I find it? Also, prepare the water quickly. These beasts are so hot that they can't stand it." I was stunned before I realized that it was the 100 native dogs I ordered yesterday, which surprised me.

So I told the dog driver the detailed route to Xiyangyang School, and then when I returned to school, I turned on all the faucets inside!

Five minutes later, my phone rang again. I looked at the phone number and knew that it was from the beast, and then I answered it.

"Oh, you're here, right at the school gate. Wait, I'll open the door for you!"

The two big trucks arrived on the school playground like cigarettes. I said to the driver's master depressively, "Well, I can put the ugly words to the front. I don't want this dead dog. As long as I live, I can bite people!"

"Don't worry, they are all alive, but they are too hot. Just slow down!" The driver said kindly, and then I asked the driver how to control the dog. Not to mention that he really benefited a lot!

Master the driver set up an iron fence in a cool place, and then put all the 100 native dogs in it. Those beasts were like dead, all of which stretched out their tongues and gasped. I was stunned when I looked at them. It was funny that these beasts could deal with Han Xin.

Master the driver smiled, and then I grew a plastic pipe to draw the water over. Twenty minutes later, a strange scene appeared. The hundred dogs screamed like being reborn!

It's strong enough to taste! I was happy, and just then other people came to hear the sound.

"Ah, this is the legendary Tibetan mastiff. How can it be like a local dog!" Mulan was the first to question, well, when no one questioned this, everyone praised the handsome Tibetan mastiff and could block a hundred. But after hearing Mulan's doubts, they actually followed the wind.

I saw that I could no longer hide it from them and said, "Actually, this is a dog, but don't underestimate them, or you jump in and try it!" Under my threat, everyone stopped talking, so that Lv Buwei kept taking pictures with his mobile phone very differently.

"Master, how long will it take to make them obedient? If they are released, they won't bite us. You have also seen a lot of people here!" I stared at the master and asked.

"Little brother, this problem is easy to solve. In fact, they have a history. These dogs were all retired from the circus and were originally intended to be sent to the dog slaughter factory. Later," I stopped the master's words and shouted, "Later, they sent them to me. Damn, I said why do they still have teeth? They are all old guys. Pull away, don't take it anymore!"

"Little brother, you don't know anything. These dogs are obedient. Besides, if you raise them, don't you let them watch the door? With them, not to mention a thief, even if the whole thief company comes, it is impossible to take away your family's needle and thread!"

I shrugged my head and said, "Who believes it? If you have the ability, you can let them act as a dog to eat shit!" The master stunned the old man and said, "Little brother, please poop!" Call me so angry.

Then I saw the most awesome scene in history. With the whistle of the driver, the 100 dogs actually lined up and were still neat. I blinked and said, "Brother, can you let them attack a target at the same time?" After saying that, I pointed to the small saplings in the fence.

The master smiled and blew the whistle again. A strange scene appeared. These beasts really rushed towards the sapling like the death squad, one or two...

Not only did I stay, but they were also stunned. They stretched out their thumbs and praised them one after another. Lv Buwei was even more busy. I guess he had to take at least hundreds of photos, and I don't know if he had saved it. The memory card of the mobile phone seems to be 1G. It must have been out of memory for a long time!

"Not a master, can I be like you?" I said flatteringly.

"Didn't you say no? Why do you still ask?" It seems that the master was angry. I hurriedly said a good word and then handed over two boxes of cigarettes. Then he said the secret: "Actually, it's also very simple. You see, they have been hungry for more than two days. After a while, you take this whistle and get some * to feed them. I guess they will listen to you in three days at most!" I took the whistle in the master's hand, and then the master took out a small notebook from his pocket, which was not similar to a palm.

"Is this?" I asked, staring at the small notebook in the master's hand.

"This is for you, which remembers some tips on how to blow a few whistles and how to blow them. I can tell you, don't blow at them before I remember, and be careful to bite you..." I took the notebook and was immediately happy. I paid the rest of the money and specially gave the master a tip of 200 yuan.

Before leaving, the master said meaningfully, "Brother, I don't have much extravagant hope. Treat them well and don't starve them!"

After the master who sent the dog left, I called the steamed bread shop.

"Well, send me 300 yuan steamed buns, Xiyangyang School, it's going to be hot!" Soon the steamed bread came, and the most ridiculous scene in history appeared.

Lv pheasant, Wu Zetian, Napo Lun, Lv Buwei and others actually started to work as native dog breeders, and they were not happy. For the sake of safety, I specially pulled Sister Qingzhao back from the pond. It is said that the kindness of a day should be retaled for a hundred days. You feed the dog with steamed buns, and even if they bite you, they will definitely speak gently!

After feeding the dog, I began to recite the Jiuyin Zhenjing. Not to mention that what is written in this small book is quite complete, I even wrote in detail several times when blowing the whistle, and I have to admire the author's delicacy!!