Chapter 87: The Unlucky Third Brother
"When I didn't say it, but when I didn't say it!" I took two steps back to avoid Lv Buwei's attack. Lying in **, I took out my mobile phone and went to QQ and began to hook up with the little girl.
By the way, when can I find a size? Even if it's good today, I'll divide it tomorrow - that means that I once had it!
Unfortunately, the high school beauty is not online, so I have to browse illegal web pages again to pass the time. Just then, the thin man came in with a disappointed face.
"Brother Lu, she didn't come. She really didn't come. She said that she was busy with the manuscript. What's the matter? She has to be rushed?" Qu thin man said in a very puzzled tone.
I saw that Lv Buwei didn't answer, and said with a smile, "To rush the manuscript is to write something, just like the coquettish thing you wrote in those years!" As soon as I said this, I immediately realized something wrong. No, these two people are a little strange today. If Pingming's skinny man doesn't understand anything, you should ask me directly. Why did you ask Lv Buwei today? It seems that the two of them must have done something shameful!
I got up and got out of bed and came to the two people. When Qu Shouzi saw me coming over, he immediately showed an alert look. I patted him on the shoulder and said, "Brother Qu, tell me, I know all about it. Don't you just like them? Don't worry, the third brother is absolutely confidential!" Until now, I can only judge which girl the thin guy seems to fall in love with secretly. As for who it is, how can I, a handsome man who has seen countless people, know?
As soon as I saw that the thin man Qu was about to say, Lv Buwei said, "Don't fool him and let him know that everyone has to know!"
I was anxious as soon as I heard it. Am I'm that kind of person? I just couldn't control my mouth. I kicked Lv Buwei's buttocks hard, and then moved rough: "Yah, I'll give you soft food. If you don't say anything more, don't blame me for letting the dog bite you!" My expression is very ferocious, but in fact, I am still very talented in acting!
Qu's thin man was soft under his feet and treated him honestly. It turned out that Qu's thin man fell in love with Yu Zimo. I said that this girl was courteous in front of others when he had dinner yesterday, but it turned out that he had other plans. Lv Buwei also told me about Lin Wanqiu's visit just now. I smiled and said, "This is a good thing. If you want to be a public relations manager, it's a fat man, and you can get a variety of women. Promise, you have to agree. Don't you want to make your own business empire? Hearing my sarcasm, Lv Buwei suddenly stood up, with a bright light in his eyes and then went out.
Let's all work. When you have money, I won't have to support you. Thinking of this, I can't help laughing. The topic turned to Qu Shouzi again. I thought for a moment and said, "Brother Qu, I can help you, but I have a request that whether it is successful or not, the contribution fee you earn must belong to me!"
"Flying, what is flying, heavy or not?" I was speechless. I said in a popular way: "The manuscript fee is money, it's RMB"
"Oh, no problem, no problem!" Qu Shouzi said generously, and I giggled and began to give advice to Qu Shouzi.
"Can this work?" Qu Shouzi said doubtfully.
"Yes, definitely, don't you believe in the third brother?" I deliberately made a very confident look, and then the thin man was silent. I took out my mobile phone and dialed Yu Zimo directly.
"Sister Yu, I'm Zhang San, is it convenient for you to talk?" The thin man's ears are about to stick to my face, which makes me not used to it.
"Well, if there is anything, just tell me directly. Did you talk about finding someone at the last meal? Just send me his message. There's a little bit. It's better to be accurate this time. Don't be the same as last time!" I listened to Yu Zimo's words and wanted to laugh but didn't laugh. After all, the last time I looked for Mulan, they were really a little funny.
"Sister Yu, find someone to put it away in advance. My friend hasn't told me the person's information yet. I want to ask if you want words, that is, the calligraphy written by the calligrapher?" I said in a stunned ear.
"Well, let me think about it, well, as long as it's well written, but I can put the ugly words to the front. Third brother, don't exchange the words you bought for two yuan from the stall to us for money, otherwise, you must know the consequences!" Yu Zimo said with a gloomy smile.
"Just look at it. It's guaranteed that you can't find a second copy. That word must be written more than everyone!" I am still more confident about Qu Shouzi's calligraphy, although I basically can't understand what he wrote.
Just as I was about to go out to buy the four treasures of the study for Qu Shouzi, Lv Buwei rushed in with a smile.
"Brother Lu, it's done!" I said with a smile.
"Well, she asked me to get a card number so that she can pay me at that time. But I don't have that card?" As soon as I heard Lv Buwei's words, I was happy. This was a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. I hurriedly said, "Brother Lu, I have it. Did she say the bank card number?"
I saw Lv Buwei nodded and hurriedly gave all the bank card numbers of CCB, Agricultural Bank of China and ICBC to Lv Buwei, and then said with a smile, "Brother Lu, take it first. If it's not enough, the third brother still has it!" Lv Buwei's salary has been paid to my card. It's not up to us. I'm proud of it!
"Third brother, will it be your pocket after my salary is paid?" I'm speechless. It seems that this profiteer's concept of money is still very clear. I said with a gloomy smile, "Don't worry, the third brother will not covet your three melons and two dates. Besides, we are not short of money!" I'm very pretentious, really pretentious.
"Then I'll start working tomorrow. Third brother, you won't prepare a professional suit for me, just that kind of suit, the kind played in the movie!" Lv Buwei said with a negative smile, I'm speechless. It seems that I can't fight with this profiteer without a little brain!
I nodded and agreed, and then went to the city center to buy two suits for Lv Buwei, the cheapest kind, which can also be said to be second-hand goods. Then I went to the cultural and sports club to buy the four treasures of the study for Qu Shouzi. Originally, according to my guess, no matter how expensive the brush was, it was only the price of a few ballpoint pens at most, but it actually cost me 300 yuan. What the old guy told me howled. I don't understand bullying!
Anyway, Qu Yuan is also a patriotic poet. I didn't hesitate to buy it at this point, so I gritted my teeth and bought it. Because the paper is cheaper, I asked for a lot.
When I returned to Xiyang School, I had begun to collapse. It was so hot that I stood in front of the stove for half an hour before I recovered.
"Qu thin, the third brother of the fourth treasure of the study has been brought for you. You can choose an empty room as your study. Remember to write carefully, or your Xiaoyu won't look at you differently!" In fact, I really want to say that if you don't write well, my manuscript fee will be ruined.
"So, what do you write when you're hungry?" Qu Shouzi walked to the door with the four treasures of the study in his arms and suddenly stopped and said.
"Write, write, oh, by the way, just write your coquettish thing!" I thought about it. I lay in ** and began to make my own small calculation. Now Pan Mei, Lv Buwei and Qu Shouzi have begun to make money for me. Oh, no, how can you say that? This is called making money for themselves. I just keep it for them temporarily. Of course, I will give them when they need it! ( It seems that this is more in the ears!!)
In my sleep, I dreamed that I was wrapped in a room full of RMB...
When I woke up again, Lv Buwei had changed into a suit and began to stink.
"Third brother, it seems that there is still something missing from the neck!" Lv Buwei stared at me and said, of course, I knew what he meant was that there was a tie around his neck. I said with a gloomy smile, "That thing is not good. You can't eat after taking it." I made a posture of strangulation. Yaya, if I get you a tie, then you have to ask for a white shirt. You're just a public relations manager. You really have to show off!
At this time, the wheel also rushed in. I was dumbfounded when I saw the wheel. The whole body was full of water, and it smelled a little stinky.
"Fug, get out of here quickly. This was splashed with foot water by some girl. Did you peek at others to take a shower!" I said with a smile.
"What are you talking about? Go and have a look. Qingzhao's pond has stored water!" The wheel threw down this sentence and ran away. It seems that the wheel was swimming in the water just now.
In fact, according to my original intention, I don't want to go. First, I'm a dry duck, and second, it's too hot outside. What's there to see in a broken pond!
Soon I went to the pond with Lv Buwei. Yaya, everyone arrived. As soon as Qingzhao saw me coming, he hurriedly greeted me and said with a smile, "Third brother, what do you think? I have inquired with Lin Lin. There is a flower and bird market nearby. I'll choose a few fish, choose some water plants, and get some lotus seeds if I'm lucky..." I listened to Qingzhao's words and said with a smile on my face, "It's not safe outside. When you go, I'll call a wheel with you and carry your bag by the way. It's also saved!"
At the suggestion of Shangguan Waner, in order to celebrate the perfect completion of the clear pond, she actually proposed to fight a water war. I thought that you would have to take it off as soon as the clothes got wet, so that I could feast my eyes, so I agreed cheerfully.
Then I found myself under their conspiracy and dared to accept that the water battle in their mouth was for us to bring it in for them to perform.
But I'm a dry duck!!
"No, I really can't swim. I will kill people!" I stared at Hua Mulan and Mu Guiying with a begging look, but the two of them didn't hear it.
When these two people forced me to the edge of the pond, Hua Mulan smiled and said, "Brother, even if you really don't know it, you will do it!"
To be honest, I was so scared that I was about to pee in my pants. At this time, the wheels and the thin people who were already in the water swam to me. I don't want to say anything more about the wheel. I really want to point to his nose and scold him for three days. Didn't you say that you were allergic to water? The last time I asked you to save that cabbage, it was like killing you.
Just as I was thinking about this, I suddenly felt a black light flying towards me. As soon as I instinctively retreated, I immediately found myself being tricked by Mulan.
"I can't swim, I really can't!" I kept struggling in the water, but they looked at me like a clown.
With a mouthful of water and two mouthfuls of water, my mind began to be a little unclear. At this time, I vaguely saw Lv Buwei jumping down in his big trousers.
"Save me, quickly..."
When I woke up again, I found myself lying on the ground. It was not someone else who gave me artificial respiration but a wheel. I kicked him away. Damn, I just let you die and teased me. Then I started to fire on Mulan and others.
"It's gone, it's all gone!" Wu Zetian said to me with a gloomy smile. I suddenly didn't react and continued to roar, but when I found that everyone was staring at me with a very strange look, I knew that I had gone.
Yaya, this unlucky, not only drank a few mouthfuls of stinky water, but also was exposed. I don't know if Lv Buwei, who is good at capturing, took pictures of himself?
When the wheels and others returned to the room excitedly, I fired myself at them again, and suddenly my mobile phone rang.
"If you don't want to die, just let it go!" In fact, I want to fart if I don't want to die. In my dictionary, fart is to talk about business, but the other end of the phone was silent for five seconds and then hung up the phone.