Chapter 95: What is a hitter-gun?

Soon Baidu gave me a very accurate answer. I smiled, as if I had seen a lot of *.

According to the online phone number, I called without thinking about it.

"Hello, are you a professional credit company?" I asked directly, the other side was a woman, and the voice was very pleasant. Five minutes later, we discussed it. This transaction was that they increased the reputation of my online store to three crowns, and I gave them 1,000 yuan in return. For insurance, I paid with Alipay.

At three o'clock the next afternoon, when I opened my online store, I was stunned. A miracle happened. My store was really brushed to three crowns, and there were still 20 orders. I was so excited that I couldn't wait to let everyone in the world know this news.

A minute later, all the personnel were gathered by me.

"Alas, what kind of demon moth do you think Zhang San will produce this time?" Wu Zetian complained.

"Who knows, let's see!" Shangguan Waner said with a smile.

I coughed a few times, then laughed, and finally shared my good news with everyone's surprised expression.

"Online store, crown? What the hell, I don't understand!" Wu Zetian's expression of listening to the heavenly book. It seems that it's terrible to be uneducated. When I just wanted to scold her, the wheel also said, "Thirdge, what kind of electricity and what network are you doing? Is it really good? Why haven't I seen it? Well, the crown? Just you, think my crown was made of pure gold." When I saw that the wheel was about my past, I hurriedly put a board under my feet. The bricks were taken out. This trick worked so well that the wheel suddenly closed silent.

There's nothing I can do. It seems that I can only understand my feelings at this time. It's hard to find a confidant!

Under their scolding, my mood was extremely depressed. In order to regain some self-esteem, I decided to call Lv Buwei. After all, he was the only businessman among these people.

"Third brother, wait a minute, I'm busy now!" Before I could speak, Lv Buwei hung up the phone. I was speechless and speechless.

Isn't there anyone in the world who can share my mood at this time? Where are you now? Why don't you come to find the child's father? I can't wait...

Seven days have passed, and this week has been very full. My opponent Qi Han did not come to look for trouble, and Luoyan mutton kebabs have been selling well in Zhangjiakou. In addition, my online store business has also been on the right track. There must be at least 50 orders every day. In this way, it is to make Qu Shouzi and Du Fu tired. Broken.

In order to expand the scale and increase sales profits, I specially doubled the price and upgraded the packaging. Despite this, the order still kept flying like fallen leaves. It's too easy to make money!

It seems that I'm really too arrogant!

Because it has been raining for two consecutive days, Zhaojun's mutton kebabs can't be made. For a while, our Xiyangyang School began to be lively.

Playing mahjong and fried golden flowers, I was surprised to find that everyone likes to gamble.

"Third brother, three missing one, fast!" Lu pheasant took my arm and said. I pulled my face and said, "Wasn't it enough just now? How come it's three missing and one!"

"Oh, the woman surnamed Wu went to blow up the money with the wheels, saying that it was more exciting, so there were three missing one!" Lv pheas laughs so dark that I even hate it a little.

"How dare I be a substitute!" I said tragically.

It's impossible to refuse. Anyway, it's raining outside now. In addition to hearing the dog barking, there is only their howling.

"Third brother, sit down quickly, do you have the money?" Shangguan Wan'er said to me with a gloomy smile.

"Get the money ready. Third brother, I will never lose money. When you lose, don't cry!" I said proudly, and then sat down and said obliquely to Gao Lishi, "It seems that I can break the world record today!" I turned my eyes to Gao Lishi. There must be at least 20 pieces under this boy's hand. It seems that this boy has won.

"You play one piece, cut, it's too small, ten yuan!" I deliberately increased the price tenfold and wanted you to see what model is and what the king of gambling is.

"Third brother, you're so funny. We played 100!" As soon as Shangguan Waner said this, I almost fainted. One hundred, how much does it cost for that circle?

"100, brag, let me see your money!" I said in disbelief. If it is really like what Shangguan Waner said, why are there so many pieces under Gao Lishi's hand?

Gao Lishi probably saw the answer from my eyes and said with a smile, "Third brother, this is what I use to light cigarettes. Come and smoke!" With that, Gao Lishi handed me a red panda, and then used a piece to light the red panda.

Prodigal son, this is definitely a fucking prodigal son.

"In this case, let's play an exciting game today. Do you dare?" I said provocatively, and my eyes were more weird.

"What are you afraid of!" Shangguan Waner was obviously excited, and her eyes were like burning gasoline.

"Where are you, Lv pheasant?" I looked at Lv pheasant's chest and said.

"Who is afraid of whom!" Lv Zhi also said arrogantly, well, it seems that today is a group of pretending to sit together and pretend together! What is this called?

"Then I'll tell you that whoever loses will take off a dress. What do you think?" I looked at Shangguan Wan'er with color, thinking that Shangguan Wan'er's tender breasts must be very white and dazzling!

"Third brother, this is unfair!" Gao Lishi shouted. I stared at him and suddenly remembered that this boy was a third kind of person. It seemed that he was afraid of being striped naked and exposed.

"If this is the case, their women will take advantage of it. Don't forget that we should wear an extra layer!" As soon as Gao Lishi said this, I almost laughed out.

I can see clearly that the mahjong in Shangguan Waner's hand has flown to Gao Lishi's forehead, but it has been taken back.

Lv pheasant doesn't know what's wrong. She smiled and said seriously, "Brother Gao, why do you think we have one layer more than your men?" I was speechless and speechless. Lv pheasant actually said such explicit words. Could it be that Lv wants to pick up Gao Lishi, but he can't? This Gao Lishi is not a man. He doesn't have that function!

"Girls test me, don't you (Gao Lishi's big breasts) still have layers!" I couldn't breathe when I heard Gao Lishi's words.

Then I heard Gao Lishi's voice asking for help. I took my expression and scolded at Gao Lishi, "You deserve it. Such a hooligan should be well cleaned up and see how he will bully a good woman in the future!"

"Third brother, don't forget my identity. Can you be a hooligan like us? Don't spill any dirty water on us!" When I heard Gao Lishi's retort, I immediately suffocated on the spot again.

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After reading the biography of Zhen Huan, love elements have become popular among these ancient people in recent days. At night, Zhaojun and I were watching "In those years, some of the girls we chased". When Zhaojun saw the video of making mobile phones, she was immediately stunned.

"Third brother, what are they doing? Why are they like that?" When I heard Zhaojun's words, I immediately went directly to the spire, which must be a hint, definitely. Although I didn't get that part, that's the sound and expression of the action. I don't believe that Zhaojun can't understand it. After all, she has experienced it in the last life.

"Third brother, you said it!" When Zhaojun sister looked at me again with a curious look, I was speechless. I wondered if Zhaojun sister didn't know anything about that. But it shouldn't be. It is said that Zhaojun has had several children in history!

At this time, a very obscene idea suddenly flashed in my mind. The experience of the matter was probably like this. It must have been that Zhaojun's sister turned off the light or something when she was in oxx, so I didn't know about talking about the mobile phone. Besides, there was no Teacher Cang at that time.

Yes, there are brothels, but can women go to brothels?

After watching the whole movie, Zhaojun said with emotion: "It's just that the ending is a little too tragic, but people have shed tears. It seems to be a very classic movie as said on the Internet!" I listened to Zhaojun's comments, and my eyes were as if I had looked at aliens.

This Zhaojun girl doesn't have a mobile phone, doesn't usually have much contact with the Internet, and there is no TV in school, so how did she know about this movie? Is it impossible for her to secretly go online for a night? She doesn't have an ID card. My thoughts turned quickly and finally came to the conclusion that she heard what she said when she was making mutton kebabs.

"Actually, the third brother has a similar experience!" I sighed and said that Zhaojun didn't seem to hear what I said. When I was about to stage it again, Zhaojun said again, "Third brother, what do you think they were doing just now? What is a throng-gun?"

I heard Zhaojun's words again, and I was about to go crazy. Is this still the falling geese in my mind or the goddess I like? How can it be like this? How should I answer this question? How should I answer it?

"That third brother has something else to do, so let's go out first, wheels, wheels!" I retreated in a hurry. My IQ can't explain such a problem.

The next afternoon, I had just sent the order and was about to go back to school, and then a phone call from Pan Mei came.

"Third brother, there is something wrong with us. Brother Lu and I want to go home and have a look. Do you think it's convenient?" I looked at it and said angrily, "Pan Mei, this is your home. Have you seen anyone go back to your home? They also said it's convenient and inconvenient. What time will you arrive? Then the third brother will pick you up!" I said it thoughtfully.

"It's about two or three o'clock in the middle of the night." Pan Mei's voice was full of complaints. I swallowed and spit, and then pretended to say, "It's okay. Don't say two or three o'clock, it's okay to let the third brother wait for you for you for one night!"

"Third brother, you are so kind, hee hee, but I'm teasing you. Brother Lu and I are on the way now. I don't think we can miss dinner!" After hanging up the phone, I hurried back to school and began to arrange it.

Suddenly, I realized that my IQ is becoming more and more useless. What else do I need to prepare? Isn't this achievement? Zhaojun's mutton kebab. Now others have to book in advance if they want to eat it. When Pan Mei and Lv Buwei come, they will just open their mouths directly.

When I rushed everyone to Zhaojun's mutton kebab, I was about to leave. Suddenly, I thought of Brother Yi. Let's ask. Maybe Brother Yi will leave with himself as soon as his head is confused.

When I opened Brother Yi's door, I was speechless. Brother Yi was still wearing an ear pulse to hit Zhen San. I could see clearly that he was using Zhuge Liang.