Chapter 98: KTV Adventures
As soon as I said this, Song Aijia was stunned first, and then reacted, "Oh, third brother, dear third brother, you really treat yourself as a growth gun. It's good to hold on for two minutes, and say that you can do it. Come on, let the sisters see it!"
In order to prove that I didn't lie, I closed my eyes and thought hard about bad information, but my brother didn't cooperate at all, and I even felt that it was smaller than usual.
At this moment, suddenly there were a few kicks outside the hall, and then I found that Fan Wei rushed to me like a madman. I struggled and struggled again, but still failed. These two bald heads probably came from Shaolin Temple, which is surprisingly strong.
It's over. It seems that he is dead. Fan Yu's man is exactly twice as big as himself. Coupled with his superluminous speed, even if he hits him so gently, he has to fly to the moon.
I waited for death with my eyes closed. Dad, mother and son are gone. The future child's mother, grandson's grandmother, goodbye, let's be husband and wife in the next life!
Why am I not dead yet? How can I still feel a trace of wind? What's going on? Is my soul flying? With this idea, I opened my eyes fiercely, and then I was surprised. I was carried like a piece of wood. When I left his shoulder, I first howled more than a dozen times, and then I heard a few donkeys.
Fuch, this is the situation. Why is there a donkey cart? And I'm lying on the donkey cart. The old donkey is staring at me with a pair of silent eyes. Isn't it? What's the situation? What's going on!
"Go and take Queen Lv out and evacuate quickly!" Han Xin ordered to Fan Yu as if he were a general. Then I understood that it was Han Xin who saved me, and no matter why he saved me, I got rid of the tiger first.
"Brother Xin, you let Brother Yu rescue them all. One of them is indispensable. I beg you, or I will die with them!" I jumped off the donkey cart like a righteous man, and then rushed in!
"You don't want to live. Do you know how many capable people there are? There is only one way to go in, leaving the green mountains. Don't be afraid of no firewood. Let's go!" Although I heard what Han Xin said clearly, Zhang San is not the kind of greedy person who is afraid of death. If my brother is here, I am here. If my brother is not here, as long as my sister is here, I Zhang San can still be there, but if my brothers and sisters are no longer, then Zhang San will definitely not survive! This is my worldview and methodology!
Han Xin couldn't twist me and resolutely said, "Come with me!" Then I followed him. It turned out that there were still some trails in this ktv. Han Xin is worthy of being a military strategist. It seems that he has already figured out the terrain here.
When Han Xin stopped, he and I had come to a remote place on the second floor. I watched Han Xin move a piece of marble away, and then I was weird, because I could see the situation in the hall clearly through this vent.
"You fired a cannon from here just now!" I stared at Han Xin and said that the boy nodded proudly, and then pulled out two kicks from his waist. The action was very beautiful, just like the knight pulling out the sheath. If I were a woman, I would probably marry him.
"Here you are, self-defense at the critical moment!" I took the second kick given by Han Xin, and then I was stunned. I never thought that Han Xin would use this move, and also stuffed dozens of two kicks around my waist, making me look like an anti-Japanese peasant soldier.
I only got two loud noises before I realized that Han Xin used a cannonball similar to *. I really admired the military!
Three minutes later, Han Xin took me away from the path. When we came to an intersection, Fan Wei was driving the donkey car towards us. The donkey was very thin, but under Fan Wei's control, it ran very fast, just like a war horse. I couldn't help but admire it. I thought that the donkeys all over the world were like the one in front of me. It is estimated that the horse will have to withdraw from the historical stage.
On the donkey car, Lv Jiwu Zetian and Wu Er were arranged very neatly. When I saw that scene, I almost laughed. Fan Xi roared and got into the car, and then Han Xin and I sat next to it.
Along the way, Fan Yu didn't realize the red light at all. It was estimated that the scene would never be found again. Countless cars made way for the donkey cars and cast envious eyes one after another. I guess they must have regarded us as fools. Maybe some educated friends can think of us as moviemakers.
Soon we returned to Xiyangyang School, but fortunately there was no pursuit. Han Xin looked at my frightened look and said with a smile, "Don't worry, I have locked the front door and the back door. I guess they haven't come out yet!" I was first shocked, and then began to look at the Han in front of me.
"Brother Xin, what should they do? Shall we dig a hole and bury it!" Fan Wei stared at Han Xin and said. As soon as I heard it, I was anxious and hurriedly said, "They are not dead yet. You are deliberately killing!"
Han Xin heard my words and said with a smile, "Don't tell him this. He doesn't have that idea in his mind!" But fortunately, Fan Wei listened to Han Xin very much, otherwise he might have staged a farce of burying people alive!
"Brother Xin, let the brothers move them into the house. I'm going to avenge them now. This is endless. Don't stop me. Don't stop me!" I made a world-first expression. I thought that Han Xin would definitely stop me symbolically as soon as I said this, but I guessed wrong. The scene was very embarrassing, as if you had been stripped in public, and many people pointed to your little jiji and said something.
"Pachazzi, rush with me and bite them to death!" I blew the order of emergency assembly seven or eight times, and then there were bursts of dog barking from the whole campus. Han Xin saw the power of these beasts, and his face suddenly changed several times.
"Third brother, this matter needs to be discussed in the long-term. At present, it is still important to save people!" Since I was given down the steps, of course I would pick it up. When I got to the house, I was surprised.
I wonder if this brain is full of paste. How can he put a man and a woman on a ** and let them cover their back together? Doesn't he know it's summer? Even if it's okay, he has to cover it up!
I wanted to be angry, but when I thought that Fan Yu had to pick himself up directly like picking up a chicken, I suppressed my anger and said, "Brother, why is this? They should have just been a little eccinated. They will be fine in a while. You have to suffocate them with this quilt!"
I am speechless. Fan Yu directly ignores my existence and is still carrying out his own career. Until now, Lv Buwei and Pan Mei are in the same quilt, and the wheel is in the same quilt with Wu Zetian, which looks like a mother and son.
Behind my buttocks are Qu Shanzi and Li Qingzhao. I'm afraid that my rash actions will piss off Fan Yu. If Fan Yu doesn't like me, I just have a paparazzi to protect my body, and I'm afraid I'm not his opponent. By the way, the second one is afraid of the horizontal one, and the horizontal one is afraid of life. This beast will definitely be afraid in front of the desperate Lord.
" Fan Yu, you still can't stop!" Han Xin finally opened his mouth. Han Xin's words really worked. Fan Yu suddenly stopped. I looked at ** carefully. There were no clothes on the bed. It seemed that Fan Wei did not pick them into **, otherwise, otherwise I could only recognize them!
"Brother Xin, I haven't finished it yet. They are so tired. They should have a good rest, otherwise it will be bad for their health. This is called a combination of work and rest!" I'm even more speechless. Where did this go? Where did Fan Yu's theory come from? It's worthy of Liu Bang. Is Liu Bang relying on these tricks to get the world?
However, Fan Yu seemed to be very respectful of Lv Zhi, because at this time, Lv Zhi lay alone **, covered with three layers of quilts. I covered three layers of quilts in the summer. If it were replaced by me, I would probably die directly.
Fortunately, Han Xin didn't say anything, so he pulled off the quilts on everyone, and then kicked Fan Yu. He kicked very hard, and I could feel the pain.
"Go out and be on guard!" Fan Wei was about to leave, and I hurriedly added, "Brother Wei, you must not be like those beasts after going out. They are all our own people!"
"Who are you? Stay away!" I'm speechless and hit a soft nail again. It seems that Fan Wei is really difficult to get along with. He is a person who doesn't eat fireworks in the world!
I saw that Fan Wei's figure had disappeared, and then hurriedly said to Han Xin, "Brother Xin, you'd better stay with me now. Anyway, I can still afford it!" I am too short of generals here. If Han Xin stays, Fan will naturally stay, which can be said to be killing two birds with one stone.
"This?" I saw that Han Xin was a little hesitant. But as long as he hesitates, it proves that he has considered this matter, otherwise he will not hesitate.
"Brother Xin, if you go back now, the surnamed Qi will definitely not give you good fruit. Besides, he is not a good bird and is not worth making friends!" I said truthfully. Han Xin looked up at the strangers who were about to become martyrs, then sighed and finally said solemnly, "Third, in fact, I have wanted to come to you for a long time, but I haven't had a chance. Now that the matter has reached this point, as long as the third brother doesn't dislike it, Then Han Xin will live!" I was suddenly overjoyed. Is this the legendary willow dark flower singing?
"Brother Xin, is there anyone else? I mean the same era as you!" I couldn't help saying greedily. Han Xin shook his head and didn't mean anything.
An hour later, everyone began to wake up one after another. I have been chatting with Han Xin for this hour. I found that he did have many extraordinary things, especially his special understanding of the military. No wonder Xiang Yu, the overlord, forced Wujiang to kiss himself.