Chapter 109: The Power of Money
"Because of you, they are all here to bless you!" As soon as I said this, the thin man was as if he had heard a hundred years of anecdotes. He touched his chin and said, "I didn't tell them. How did they know? Did they follow me?"
"Don't be stupid. I guess the earthman knows your voices just now, and you still pretend to be me." At this time, Zhang Yi actually ran out, holding a sheet in her hand and a sheet that should be washed. I remember clearly that the wheels had just been replaced the day before yesterday, but they were not washed.
"Wrap it, there's a lady in it!" As soon as Zhang Yi said this, I was immediately surprised. It seemed that he was indeed better, otherwise he would not have said such a thing.
The thin man took the sheet and then put it around his waist. When the thin man came to the room wrapped in dirty sheets, Wu Zetian and Lv Yu suddenly began to laugh. The two women were as if they had seen aliens. It was a joy. They shook the bed constantly, just like someone was oxx on it.
"Slim man, what is that?" Fan Yu sat on the ground and pointed to the traces of circles on the sheet and said.
"Life, what else can it be!" I said with a gloomy smile, and suddenly everyone stared at me with a very different look. I thought, you don't know this. It must be the product left by the wheel after the spring dream, and then it became like this as it is now.
"Life?" Mulan said with a misty face, and at the same time, Wu Zetian and Lv pheasant have turned upside down with laughter. Suddenly, I felt that I needed to give Mulan a physiology lesson in the future, or she didn't have that knowledge in her mind.
At this time, the wheel was already red. If there was a seam in the room and the wheels would change 72, he would have disappeared long ago.
"Why can't I understand what life is inanimate!" Gao Lishi also began to have doubts. I thought that it would be strange for you as an eunuch to understand. Long before you had this physiological phenomenon, you had been cut off.
Wu Zetian and Lv Pheasant in the upper bunk laughed even more. I knew that this kind of joke was not easy to continue, and then hurriedly opened the topic and said, "Oh, didn't you come to say to Brother Qu for joy? You haven't reacted to this? You still want this money!"
Hearing my words, Lv pheasant stopped laughing, as if she suddenly remembered something. She jumped down from the upper bunk cleverly, which really shocked me.
"It is said that Queen Lu is a heroine. Today, she really lives up to her reputation!" Gao Lishi began to flatter again. I thought you had the guts. One day when you shoot the horse twer, you will feel good. You think everyone in the world is so kind to the third brother, even if they are angry, they will smile.
Lv pheasant said a set of polite words, and then stared at Qu Yuan with a look that was not ready to take money. Qu Yuan certainly understood what this meant. This boy was not a fuel-efficient lamp. How could he soak Yu Zimo? As for what he said that Yu Zimo looked like his Chanjuan, I wouldn't believe it even if he killed him. It's just to find a reason to pick up girls. I still understand this. After all, everyone is a man!
"Don't look at me like this. I'm still single!" I saw that the thin man was staring at me with another begging look, and I hurriedly dodged.
If you want me to help you, it has to be beneficial. You think my Zhang San is a fuel-efficient lamp!
"Third brother, can't I write ten more words a day!" I saw that the thin Qu's head was finally enlightened, and I was immediately happy. I put my hand on the back of Zhang Yi and whispered, "Hey, how is Qu Yuan's words selling now?"
As soon as Zhang Yi heard me ask him about his business, she suddenly became energetic and said excitedly, "Brother Qu's masterpiece is at least 50 orders a day, followed by Lao Du!" Seeing that Zhang Yi wanted to talk more, I immediately stopped. Now I have marked the price of Qu Yuan's word to about 300 pieces and 50 orders a day, so it's 15,000 a day. Fortunately, Zhang Yi still doesn't understand the business of bank and Alipay, otherwise he will definitely publicize my small treasury to the world.
"Qu Shouzi, if you promise to write 20 more every day, then the third brother will relieve you!" I said proudly that I knew that at this jucasion, I had to kill the thin man hard, otherwise there would be no store after passing through this village.
At this time, the thin man was being teased by Wu Zetian and Lv pheasant. For a while, you pulled the quilt with life, and for a while, you touched Qu Yuan's back, and what's more annoying is that Han Xin, a military man, even played secretly with his mobile phone. Although he thought he was doing it secretly, I still saw it. I thought that I didn't even learn enough about the experience of candid photography and began to practice. You are not afraid of being caught!
It is estimated that Qu Shouzi was afraid of being forced to bow by the two witches, or flirting with him and reacted there. He shouted and said, "I agreed!"
I was happy as soon as I heard it. I hurriedly took out a thousand yuan from my wallet, and then began to send it like a rich man. You gave her one by one. It felt so beautiful, just like in a dream.
As soon as everyone got the money, it was like a puff of smoke.
"Hey, I'm going to blow up with them!" Fan Yu left with a giggle. At this time, there are only me and Wu Er left in the whole room. I know that other people have begun to live a * life again, playing mahjong and frying gold flowers. In short, as long as they have money, they will not be idle and will not spend the money in their pockets.
I sighed and then said to Wu Er, "Brother Wu, is your work going well these two days?"
Wu Er paused for two seconds and said, "It's okay, alas!" I saw him sigh and hurriedly said, "What's wrong, Brother Wu, you don't want to find a partner? My cousin Pan is quite good, and what does she mean to you? If you think about it now, this will happen. Don't forget to pay attention to it and thank me!" The more I said it, the more excited I became. When I finished this, I unconsciously sat by Wu Er's bedside. My appearance really shocked Wu Er, but this only happened in an instant. Then Wu Er stared at me with a very complicated look. I was immediately confused and thought what this meant. Wu Er What the hell is going on?
"Third brother, to tell you the truth, this city management is not easy to be!" When this came out of the mouth of the urban management, I couldn't help but be puzzled. People all said that this urban management was the most profitable and awesome profession, but Wu Er, the captain of the urban management, said that it was not easy to be a city management.
I stared and said, "That small vendor is easy. You seem to chase others all over the world with dogs and mice every day, and you still complain. What kind of world is this!"
I thought Wu Er would be furious when he heard my words, but this girl nodded. I was surprised. What's the matter? Did Wu Er's head be kicked?
"Third brother, the phenomenon you mentioned is too common, but Wu Er dares to pat his chest and say that I am different from them. Every time I drive out those vendors, my heart is like being cut by a knife. It's easy for them. They get up early and dark every day and have to guard us like a thief. However, if the government can be more fair and remove all those complicated procedures, there will be no illegal merchants in this society, let alone urban management, urban management, what kind of urban management is this? This is the same as the ancient cool officials, and the government is fierce than the tiger!" This came from the mouth of a city manager, and I was really as surprised as I was when I looked at the prince in broad daylight.
I touched Wu Er's head, and he didn't have a fever. Did Wu Er find out his conscience, or did he get any stimulation during the day???
"I'm fine. I just said what I said in my heart. I'm corrupt and powerful. This society has reached an incurable level!" Seeing that Wu Er was getting more and more extreme, I hurriedly stopped and said, "Brother Wu, you can't say that. There are still many bright sides in our society. At least we are still living well now and don't have to worry about eating and drinking. If we can change what we can, we can change, then we have to change ourselves!"
"Hmm!" Wu Er snorted coldly and stopped talking. It was not until this time that I realized that Wu Er was also the same kind of person as me. Pan Mei, it seems that your vision is right. Even if this Wu Er is not Wu Song, it is worth marrying. After all, there are not many good men in our society, although I am one of them!
Lying on ** soon fell asleep. In my sleep, I actually dreamed that I had become an urban management, and I was also a fully armed city manager, aircraft, cannon, armored vehicles and all kinds of equipment, and my enemy was a peddler who was good at fighting guerrilla warfare. This is a protracted war, this is a guerrilla war, and this is even more Sports war!
When I woke up, the genius just lit up. I rubbed my eyes and saw the wheels coming in from outside.
"Damn, I'm so lucky today!" The wheel said.
"Who is not? Let those two women win this time. Next time I must let them lose so much that they don't even have to take off their clothes!" Gao Lishi said more viciously.
"What a bad luck, it's a waste of time!" Han Xin also began to complain.
"Oh, which of you has seen my toothbrush? I have to go on a date with Zimo later. I remember to put it in the basin. Why is it gone!!" Qu Yuan was anxious. When I saw that he had turned the whole room upside down, I immediately remembered that when the boy was wrapping the sheets last night, he put his toothbrush on the window sill outside. I put my eyes on the window sill and vaguely saw a small stick standing there through the window.
"Don't look for it on the window sill outside!" I yawned and said.
When Qu Yuan heard my words, he hurriedly ran out, and then I saw the girl running to the water pipe through the window.
"Brother Yosan woke up so early!" Gao Lishi said in an appreciative tone.
"Nonsense, even a pig can't sleep after being disturbed by you. Besides, I'm not a pig!" I stared at Gao Lishi with a vicious look and shouted. Gao Lishi's neck was crooked, fell down and fell asleep.
I heard them say that they all lost. It seems that several of them had enough to carry their backs yesterday. I dragged the flippers and went to pee. As soon as I went out of the door, I saw Lv pheasant and Wu Zetian walking with words and smiles.
"Xiao Lu!" I roared at their backs, and then they stopped and turned their heads almost at the same time.
I grabbed my head and said, "I heard that you have won a lot. Why don't you treat me to something good!!!"
"Let's go. We just go to work in the food court. Anyway, we don't need money for the things there!" Lv pheasant said selfishly.
"Everything there is mine!" I said with my nose and staring.
Wu Zetian laughed and said, "We're joking with you. Oh, it seems that it's going to be late, or we won't catch the bus soon!" Before he finished speaking, Wu Zetian disappeared. Lv Zhi smiled at me and then pointed to me back. As soon as I turned my head, there was no one left.
I never thought that these two strong women would run so fast. It seems that money is indeed omnipotent!!