Chapter 119: Olympic Games
"I said it won't be a hundred forums, right? Do you think I'm qualified enough?" My heart has begun to feel fury. I thought it's over and talked about it. Although I want to be famous, I have to hand over calligraphy to others, and I still have to show myself in front of all the Chinese people! At my level, I don't even want to look at the words that the dog scratched, and I still want to teach others. Isn't that looking for death?
I saw that the thin man Qu was laughing secretly and kicked him while Yu Zimo was not paying attention.
Until then, a wonderful idea suddenly appeared in my mind. The reason why Yu Zimo was good with Qu Yuan was not for today. If he knew that Qu Yuan's words were extraordinary at that time, he would have sacrificed his life to get along with Qu Yuan in order to soak up this cash cow. Wouldn't Qu Yuan become a big mistake?
If my conjecture is true, then it is estimated that Yu Zimo will kick Qu Yuan and harass me. In fact, Yu Zimo is not bad. If she really comes to harass me, then I will make a plan. Even if I break my virginity, I will admit it!
"Third brother, this is a good opportunity, once in a thousand years?" Yu Zimo has begun to wink at me. I thought, I can never do this kind of burning thing by myself, otherwise I will die very crippled. What does it mean to lift a stone and hit yourself in the foot, you have to agree, that is, lift a stone and hit yourself in the foot!!!
"Hmph, not to mention a thousand years of encounters, even ten thousand years, one million years, the third brother will not be active in money and fame. Yu Zimo, I actually made it clear to you. In fact, my real identity is a hidden guest. Do you know what a hidden guest is? The hidden guest is the golden jade that I don't want to be discovered by others. The world is too secular. I just want to live Tao Yuanming's life, pick chrysanthemums and see Nanshan leisurely under the east fence!" I said this with a nose and eyes, and I also learned from the protagonist on TV to keep shaking his sleeves, although I was wearing a short sleeve!
Yu Zimo was stunned. He first looked at me, then at the thin Qu, and then said in a very strange tone, "You are just like that ghost valley in those years. You don't care about everything in the world, but you have a unique talent!"
I nodded hurriedly, and then continued to blow, "We six ghosts are destined to live an ordinary life from generation to generation. However, the ancestral teachings only stipulate that we six ghosts can't interfere in world affairs, but they don't say that my disciples can't interfere in world affairs. Yu Zimo is in our friendship. I'll tell you the truth. In fact, Lao Du and Qingqing, Zhang Yi are also my apprentices, but they don't write easily. Their temperament is not like grievance. Flat. Do you understand what I mean? I said like an old fairy that it has reached the peak and is absolutely invincible in the East!!
Yu Zimo understood the meaning of my words as soon as he heard it, and then I found that she stared at the thin man with a very strange look. I hurriedly said, "Oh, by the way, you can let the thin man Qu go. What about him? To be honest, although he only learned one of my costs, it is enough. All right, I have something else to do, so I'll go first!" With that, I hurriedly flashed off. I thought that if Yu Zimo came back for a while, my panic would definitely be exposed!
In the evening, Lv Buwei and Li Zicheng came back talking and laughing. The two are now like brothers, which is called a kiss. I whited Lv Buwei several times, and Lv Buwei realized that there was something wrong. The two men walked on the path hand in hand. How can we not let us think about it in front of all of us?
"Brother Chuang, are you satisfied? How about us?" I hurried to Li Zicheng and said.
"Not bad, you are much better than the Ming Dynasty. Alas, third brother, can I ask you a question? I've been choking all the way. Why don't you women wear clothes? Aren't they afraid of men? Or is this your habit?" When Lv Buwei heard Li Zicheng's words, he spit out his tongue at me and left him. I swallowed and stared at Li Zicheng and said, "Brother Chuang, let's not wear it or not. What does Chen Yuanyuan look like? Is it like a flower? I'll let you see Luo Yan later and see if she is beautiful or round and sexy? My eyes are almost narrowed in a straight line!
"Don't mention that woman's. Women are a disaster. If it hadn't been for her, I would have been the emperor long ago. Grandma, I didn't expect that my Hongtu hegemony, Li Zicheng, was destroyed by a woman in the end. It's just pathetic and lamentable!" Li Zicheng looked very sad. I smiled and thought, even if you don't rob Chen Yuanyuan, you can't be the emperor with your IQ. You really think you are the reincarnation of immortals and invulnerable!
"Third brother, you haven't answered my question yet. Why don't they wear clothes? I asked Brother Wei. He asked me to ask you. What's going on?" Li Zicheng looked at me with a very expectant look. I deliberately wanted to fool him and said, "Actually, they all wear them, but they are just very short. Do you feel that those thighs are very familiar? There was a lot of harm to women at the beginning!" With that, I began to **-laugh!
Li Zicheng straightened his body, patted his chest and said, "How can we? We are all regular troops with strict discipline!"
"Regular army, you think the third brother is an idiot. I know your details. The rebellious peasant army also claims to be a regular army, and it is not ashamed!" I speak with a nose and eyes, and the expression is as real.
Li Zicheng couldn't sit still. He swallowed and spit and said, "No, few people know my background. How can you know? Is it Lao Wangtou who told you?"
"Cut, there are few people in China who don't know the background of Li Zicheng. Even if you don't know, there is no need for Lao Wangtou to say that there is thousands of information about you on Baidu!" I said angrily.
"Whiteness, who is whiteness? I don't seem to know him, do I? Li Zicheng began to feel puzzled. I said to myself, can you be more disgusting? Can you be more out?
"Baidu is Baidu. It is not an individual, but it knows much more than people!" Speaking of this, I suddenly fell in love with something, a matter that has a lot to do with Li Zicheng. "Li Zicheng, what am I asking you? You have to tell me the truth, or you will be self-sufficient in the future, and I won't serve you guys!" As soon as I spoke, I realized that I had made a mistake, a big mistake!
"Third brother, don't blackmail me. Brother Wei has already told me that as long as my brothers follow him to look good, money and beautiful women are indispensable!" Li Zicheng said proudly.
"Do you know where Lu Buwei is?" I asked.
Li Zicheng touched his chin and said, "Isn't it your brother? How can he call you third brother?" It was not until this that I quietly remembered what was terrible to be uneducated.
"Brother Chuang, do you know Qin Shihuang?" I saw Li Zicheng nodded and then said, "Lv Buwei is Qin Shihuang's biological father. He, like you, came through it. Now you understand that his boss is me. Do you understand that as long as I say a word, all your brothers will have to lose their jobs. Not to mention money, I'm afraid that even eating will be a problem at that time!" Li Zicheng was deceived by my words and hurriedly began to soften me. As soon as I saw the truth, I succeeded and hurriedly said, "Brother Chuang, where did you hide those gold and silver treasures in the treasury when you left Beijing? It's dug out. How about half of us?"
Li Zicheng was stunned. He stared at me with a very strange look. After a long time, he first sighed and then said, "The world is wrongly blamed Li Zicheng. Third brother, do you want to say that I have captured all the property in the treasury of the Ming Dynasty? In fact, you were wrong, and it was also a big mistake. At that time, the treasury of the Ming Dynasty was empty. If there were countless treasures in it at that time, I would not have to live in seclusion because of lack of food and fodder.
I was stunned as soon as I heard it. The world said that Li Zicheng had given the wealth of the treasury of the Ming Dynasty, but Li Zicheng said that the treasury was empty. Is the historical legend really born out of nothing?
I still don't believe it!
Li Zicheng saw my mind and said, "Brother, if I really put the treasure somewhere in those years, do you think I will still meet you now? I will directly take my brothers to dig out the treasure, and then I can live a lifelong life!"
Speaking of this, I vaguely felt that Li Zicheng should not have panicked, otherwise he would not act like me. It seems that the world has indeed misunderstood Li Zisheng!
Then I introduced everyone to Li Zicheng. After greeting each other, Li Zicheng began to follow Lv Buwei's buttocks and ask questions.
Soon Lv Buwei led Li Zicheng to the mahjong table, and then Li Zicheng began to learn carefully like a primary school student.
I saw that everything was fine, and then I went back to the house. As soon as I lay down to **, suddenly my phone rang. I looked down and it turned out that it was from Song Aijia's cabbage. I couldn't wait to throw my mobile phone to the ground, but think about it, since I threw it on the ground, she won't know. In that case, she had to Buy another one, and in the end, reason is still the anger that overcomes!
"Chinese cabbage, you called to dry eggs. If that old guy can't satisfy you, you can solve it by yourself, but fuck him, call me to harass me!" When I saw Zhang Yi's absence, I immediately began to curse!
After that, I waited for two minutes, but there was still no reply on the other end of the phone. Just as I was about to hang up, suddenly a voice came from that side. As soon as I heard it, I knew who it was. Who was the grandson who was not surnamed Qi?
"Three brothers, why is it so popular? I heard that Li Zicheng has come to you. It's good. It seems that your strength has increased a lot?"
"Your surname is Qi, are you quite well informed? Yes, now I have talented people and generals. I will never be afraid of you. If I have the ability, we will come. Who is afraid of anyone? I said very well.
"You are not afraid of me, and you have never been afraid of me. If I were afraid, I, Qi Han, would have lost interest in you long ago!" Speaking of this, Qi Han's tone suddenly turned and said, "Three brothers, the Olympic Games are about to start, do you know?"
"I don't listen to what's going on outside the window. Not to mention the Olympics, even if the lantern is alive again, I don't care!" I blew my nose and stared at my eyes and roared, and I felt very happy!
"Oh, the three brothers are so angry that they can listen to things with their eyes. It's not easy!" Speaking of this, Qi Han smiled gloomly, "Three brothers, let me tell you the business. The London Olympic Games are about to begin. I don't know if you want a chance to make a fortune?"
"If you fart, you can do it. If you don't fart, hang up the phone. I don't have time to talk to you!" I got angry again, and until then, I had vaguely found that something might be wrong. This Qi Han was scolded by himself, but he didn't react at all, and he was very happy. Is it crazy?
Impossible. If he is crazy, why is his tone still calm?
"Every time on the eve of the Olympic Games, some copycat Olympics will be held around the world. The sponsors of these copycat Olympics are all the world's richest people, and the events are also completely in the form of the Olympic Games. The key is that his funds are very rich, that is, the bronze medal and the prize money is one million?" Qi Han said very excitedly, as if he had already got the million.
As soon as I heard it, my eyes lit up. The bronze medal fund was one million. "Is it RMB or US dollars?" I asked again.
"Oh, of course, this is in US dollars. Didn't you hear me say that it's a copycat Olympic Games all over the world? It's really out of common sense!" This Qi Han actually began to throw me up. I replied unconvincedly, "Fur, I don't care about money. It's all dung!" Speaking of this, I paused for about two seconds, and then changed my tone and said, "What about the silver medal and gold medal?"