Chapter 143: Hongmen Banquet

I'm very white-eyed, but this boy is also telling the truth. His feet are indeed a little unfavorable. Although football is not very good in our country, I can't be too casual. After all, this is also a global activity.

Two hours later, under my strong pressure, I finally selected the team members. In the evening, I exchanged meanings with Qi Han. The old fox did not have any hope. What I can't tolerate most is that this girl wants to run away directly tomorrow. I guess he is afraid that he can't afford to lose that person.

"Three brothers, tomorrow, you can go by yourself. I'm a few years old, and I'm a little sick." Speaking of this, this Qi also pretended to cough a few times, making it look like he was dying. To be honest, I didn't have a good impression on this man. If it weren't for money, I wouldn't have followed him. He is a middle-aged man who is together, and this boy also has some unknown pi good.

I whitened Qi Han very much, and then said, "The surname is Qi, you can also say this. Who said he wanted to try it at the beginning? Now that he comes, he has begun to retreat again. It is said that the weather is unpredictable this summer. How can I find that your face is faster than turning over books!" I stared at Qi with a very disdainful look and said that this man obviously didn't care about my words at all, and he kept laughing. At this moment, I couldn't wait to throw him into the pit to feed the bugs!

"Get out, get out of here. How far away is Shenjiu, you can get out of here!" With that, I also took down the slippers, and then heard a bang, and then the slippers fell from the wall.

Then there was a footprint on the wall. Yes, it was a footprint, just like a picture!

"Damn it, what the hell, give me the most dangerous and humiliating thing, his mother, you think I'm stupid," I thought to myself, and the next day I specially dressed up.

"Third brother, are you going to the zoo?" Mulan was stunned when she saw my dress. My upper body is a light blue short sleeve, and there is a giant panda painted on it. It is a very cute giant panda, exactly like A Bao.

The lower body is a big pair of trousers. It happened to be on the knee, and the whole dress was perfect. And I also deliberately painted a few tattoos with colored hair on my face, making it look like the totem of primitive society.

facing the mirror, I don't know myself. There is no doubt about this. I whitened my eyes and Mulan, and then smiled darkly and said, "Sister Mulan, you don't know this. My dress is called keeping up with the forefront of fashion. In the words in the circle, this is called &&&&" Hearing my English, Mulan Touching his head, he showed a very puzzled expression, and then Xiang Yu came to me. As soon as Xiang Yu saw my dress, he was stunned. First, he turned around me and then showed a thoughtful look.

"Brother Bawang, what's wrong with you? How's it going? Can I dress up enough today? I said with a smile. When the bully heard my words, his forehead was still wrinkled. After a long time, he said, "Oh, what's going on? That's right. They must have put on makeup!"

When I heard the overlord's words, I suddenly couldn't understand. I thought that there are only three people in the corridor now. How can I use them? Who are they? It's not a ghost. It seems that I played Plants vs. Zombies in my dream yesterday. Is it an army of zombies?

"Overlord, who are these?" Mulan and I showed a puzzled expression at the same time.

The overlord first sighed, then patted his forehead vigorously, and finally said, "Grandma, Liu Bang, this boy is really cunning. They must have put on makeup in those years, otherwise it is impossible to escape from the Hongmen banquet."

Hearing the overlord's words, I suddenly became curious and wondered why this was associated with the Hongmen banquet again. This is simply a donkey's lips and horse's mouth!

No, no, even if Xiang Yu is a donkey's lip, I'm not a horse's mouth. This metaphor seems to be too inappropriate!

"Oh, third brother, it's all thanks to you. If it hadn't been for your dress today, I really couldn't have untied the knot in my heart!" The overlord patted me on the shoulder and said that I almost fainted when I was slapped by him. I thought that Xiang Yu, you can't be less energetic. You think my body is beaten by iron!

"Brother Bawang, why is this still my credit? Isn't it Zhang Liang who released Liu Bang? Oh, by the way, and your uncle!" I thought this bully was talking to me, and then I replied disdainfully.

At this time, Mulan also said, "Brother Overlord, I haven't heard of you before, so you can talk to us. Anyway, it's still early now. Even if you go to the stadium, you are still idle!"

Hua Mulan's words are very pleasant. Anyway, I think so, because the overlord nodded, sat on the ground, and then snapped his finger at me. Of course, I understand what this means. After all, it's not once or twice.

I hurriedly handed him the cigarette in my pocket and said, "Brother Bawang, come and smoke it. I'll give it all to you!" With that, I handed the cigarette that I had just opened to Xiang Yu. Xiang Yu was really different. After all, he was a bully. I saw him light one, then another one, and finally he kept smoking seven cigarettes. The most shocking scene in history appeared. This man actually smoked seven cigarettes together. Looking at his appearance, I immediately thought of it. I lost my panties when playing cards. At that time, I also used this way to balance my heart, but I didn't play with the overlord. It was simply to take it, and it was so crazy. Mulan and I were surprised in my eyes.

"Third brother, the facts about the Hongmen banquet are all false. They were all changed by Liu. It was a sunny day. At that time, my father and I had prepared everything and waited for Liu Bang to come. However, I didn't expect that in the end, I was escaped by Liu Bang by mistake. If I hadn't seen your dress just now, I really couldn't understand? Speaking of this, I wanted to interrupt, but I didn't have a chance. The overlord sighed and said meaningfully, "At that time, I asked my Wang Qianzi's soldiers to surround the Hongmen, but as soon as I was halfway through the meal, suddenly the boy Fan came in, and then the surnamed Fan attracted the attention of all of us. Now think about it, Liu Bang must have escaped at this time!"

Hearing me, my curiosity was out of control. I hurriedly said, "It seems incredible to escape in front of you!"

Mulan's expression was the same as mine, with the same puzzled color. The overlord sneered and said, "Third brother, yin and yang man, easy face art, have you ever heard of it?"

"Yin and Yang people, cosmetic surgery?" I was immediately confused and thought, "What is this?"

"What about Yi Rongshu, you can make up a person with a similar figure and make his appearance exactly the same as that person, and even his voice..." When I listened to the introduction of the overlord, I suddenly understood that Liu Bang had performed a trick of changing a fox for a prince at that time, in fact, at this time I really want to say that you people are blind. You didn't see this kind of magic. Are you really retarded? You are all color blind, but it shouldn't be. Even if you are color blind, you can't even see a living person!

Is it possible that Fan Wei became a beautiful woman at that time, a beautiful woman without clothes, and your godfather was also blind?

A series of questions came to me like a storm, and I couldn't care so much, but my sanity had not been lost, and I finally controlled it.

"What? What happened later?" Before I could speak, Mulan began to ask. At this time, Xiang Yu had sat up from the ground. He looked at the cigarette butt, then smiled and said, "Oh, the past is over. What else did it do? Floating? It's all floating clouds!" I was stunned when I listened to Xiang Yu's emotions.

I thought to myself, it seems that these people who have gone through great ups and downs are all high-level people. If it were me, I would definitely not be able to cross that hurdle? Then again, history can't give me this opportunity. It seems too unrealistic? It's really good to let me be the chairman!

Even if all Chinese people agree, my mother will not agree. Even if my mother agrees, I'm afraid that in the end, I will become a turtle!

I know this, but I still have it!

"If you don't say it, I won't say it. When the third brother has the ability, he will definitely help you restore this history. Even if it is not restored, then I will reward you, and you can also reproduce the real situation of the Hongmen banquet again!" I was happy to say it, and then Mulan began to nod, and at this time, the overlord who had just been mained had turned into a smiling face.

He smiled and patted me on the shoulder and said, "Then I'll wait for the third director's masterpiece!" Then the three of us began to laugh, and then Han Xin and Fan Wei came to us with a smile. When I saw what Hua Mulan wanted to say, I hurriedly wink at him. Since the parties did not want to pursue it, we outsiders, and up and down, left and right, have been outside for hundreds of years. Is this interesting? It's like a dog holding a mouse!

"Third brother, when shall we leave?" Fan Yu grinned and said, I gave him a white look, then pinched my waist and said, "Wait a little longer, half an hour later!" I looked at my watch and said.

Then all of me came out, but these people made comments on my dress, especially Li Zicheng, who directly damaged me. I thought you would hurt me. The reason why I'm like this is not entirely because of you rookies. If it weren't for that, how could I do it? What about self-damage!!!!

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Do you have a collection? In addition, four jokes are from the Internet:

1. When I went to inspect the tourist attractions, I saw a word on a rock and said elegantly: "Shi Geng San." Feeling something was wrong again, he turned to ask the secretary, "Is it some foreign friend?" The secretary hesitated for a moment and whispered, "Well, it's actually the 'tough guy' of Lishu."

2. I remember that when I first went to college, everyone in the dormitory went out to eat together. One of our classmates was drunk. Several other people took him back. At this time, a car drove from afar. The chaotic eyes lit up and pointed to the car and shouted, "Ouch! Big cities are different! There is also a special liquor truck!"

3. I worked in a mobile phone store during the summer vacation. One day, I recommended a new sliding cover mobile phone to customers, but he was excited to tell me that I would never buy a sliding cover again! I was wondering. He explained: Two days ago, his sliding mobile phone was robbed. At that time, he was on the phone. After being robbed, he only held the lower body of the mobile phone tightly in his hand...

4. Yesterday, the company worked overtime until 3 a.m. I was so tired that I didn't want to go home, so I slept on the sofa. I got up at 7 a.m. and texted my girlfriend: "I worked overtime until 3 a.m. yesterday and only slept for 4 hours. I'm exhausted!" As a result, inadtention, the text message was written: "Yesterday, the company worked overtime until 3 a.m. and only 4 ladies slept. I was exhausted!" After that, I explained with my girlfriend for a whole week...