Chapter 163: Steamed Cabbage and Pickles
"Come here, third brother, ask you about your charming emotional life?" I deliberately raised my tone. In fact, I still have a plan in my heart. As soon as I came back, someone came to challenge the authority of the third brother. Don't you know that this is the third brother's biggest taboo?
When the thin Qu thin man, who was still a little afraid, heard my words, his face suddenly changed, and his eyes were full of happiness, as if I had said something on his heart.
"Third brother, what are you doing? Who on earth did you hear about me and Zimo? Qu thin man came to me as he said, and I didn't hesitate. Of course, I won't forget what I wanted to do. It was late, and soon, I flew out with one foot, and then said angrily, "I heard what the Jade Emperor said, grandma, tell you to provoke my authority!"
However, after kicking out, I realized a problem, a very difficult problem, that is, everyone was staring at me with an abnormal look, as if I had done something wrong.
The whole process only lasted for two seconds, and then bursts of laughter came from the room. At this time, Wu Er yawned and came in from outside the door. When he saw everything in the room, he suddenly burst into laughter.
"Grandma, I thought I was dreaming again. It turned out that all this was true, three brothers, you are back. I miss you so much!" With that, Wu Er came to us, but the boy only took one step and began to laugh like everyone else.
"Third brother, your trousers, trousers..." Wu Er covered his stomach and pointed to my crotch and said inexplicably. Suddenly, I realized something, I subconsciously looked at it, and then I felt a sense of heat on my whole face!
Damn it, why did you pull the crotch for no reason? This is really embarrassing!
When I hurried back to my room and changed my clothes, Zhaojun was waiting for me at the door. As soon as I saw Zhaojun, I had an indescribable sense of excitement. I was still a little tired, and this question suddenly became energetic.
"Sister Zhaojun, are you waiting for me specifically?" I said with a smile, and my face was full of happiness.
"Yes, I haven't seen you for a long time and want to walk with you!" Zhaojun's sister said lightly, but this was as beautiful as the sound of heaven.
Is there a more beautiful sound in the world? Do you have it?
The promise is otherwise, no, absolutely not!
Suddenly, my whole body softened, as if I had been poisoned by something in the novel.
"Third brother, what's wrong with you? Isn't it sick?" Zhaojun said lightly, with his eyes full of concern.
"No, no, how come? Third Brother is in good health. Even if he is overdrawn, he won't get sick!" I have to admit that I seem to be starting to be sore again.
"Third brother, what are you talking about? I hate it!" Zhaojun smiled faintly and showed his broken jade-like teeth.
With the light, I have become a stranger again. God, if you really exist, let this moment stand still. I will definitely thank your ancestors of 18 generations!
But then again, who are God's parents? How did he come to this world again?
Well, such a thing should not be discussed at this time.
"How's life these days?" I began to have nothing to say in a hurry. At the same time, I have begun to secretly move my hand. I raised my hand heavily and subconsciously want to hold Zhaojun's shoulder, but every time I am about to succeed, I always give up instinctively. Maybe this is the weakness of the third brother. In fact, I have also fantasized about that kind of overlord's hard bow. It's just, it's just that I really can't do it!
After all, that kind of thing can only be regarded as a happy thing on the basis of voluntariness of both sides!
"What do you think of Sange?" Zhaojun suddenly asked me, and I was confused at that time. I thought that I didn't tell the truth, which seemed a little dishonest, but if I tell the truth, it seemed to be too uncivilized. After all, my mind was very complicated at this time, and I thought about some things that all men were looking forward to. I can't help it. Who made the third brother still a little virgin? In fact, I also want to break through this layer and become a real little man, but I haven't done it until now!
Sometimes, there are indeed so many opportunities, but the third brother doesn't want to lose his identity like this. Who makes the third brother always be so beautiful?
"What do you want to eat tomorrow?" I said stupidly. Hearing my answer, Zhaojun laughed and laughed, which made me even a little embarrassed. Is it possible that I was wrong and what did she really think?
"Actually, I'm thinking, thinking?" Zhaojun seemed to want to express something, but when the words came to her mouth, she swallowed it back.
After the event, I summed up a truth, that is, sometimes we men should take the initiative. As the saying goes, how do you know whether they will agree or not? Maybe they were waiting for you to speak at that time. Who let you miss it? If you miss it and want to find it again, it will be difficult, seven points more difficult than climbing to the sky!
The next day, when I got up, it was eleven o'clock. I hurriedly cleaned up and gathered everyone together. Looking at their familiar faces, I smiled. As for why I laughed, I couldn't explain it in my heart. In short, there was a warm feeling, like soaking in a hot spring. That feeling is unclear and unclear!
"Third brother, what on earth do you want to do? I'm still busy?" Lv Buwei said. I could see that he was very anxious. There were beads of sweat on his forehead. I smiled and said, "Why, do you want to go back to the construction site? Is your mistress or lover?" Hearing my words, everyone suddenly began to laugh, as if they had heard some kind of news, that kind of gossip!
"Third brother, you think too highly of Lv Buwei. Now he is a workaholic. If he hadn't worked four days and nights yesterday, he wouldn't have come back to sleep!" Zhang Yi said angrily, as if he was very dissatisfied. I was a little anxious as soon as I heard it. What's going on? Can it be said that this Lv Buwei has become a machine and has worked for four days and nights in a row. It's hard for me to imagine what this is, and I can't think of it!
"Is this true?" I looked at Lv Buwei, and then the boy began to laugh. From his expression, I already knew the answer. I don't understand. Hasn't this boy understood that the money is floating clouds? In his last life, he was very rich and could already be said to be extremely rich, but in the end? Doesn't he have any reason? Why does he have to chase money in our beautiful society? Isn't he tired? I don't understand, but after all, people have their own aspirations. Since they have done that, I can't say anything more, so I have to encourage them again!
"Okay, in the future, we all have to learn from Brother Lu, work, and have **, but one thing is, don't play with your body, otherwise it will be too late when you regret it one day!" I said it very seriously, and it can be said that this is my advice.
"Third brother, what on earth are you talking about? Can't this be straight to the point?" Zhang Yi also seemed to be anxious. It was not until now that I knew that they were not used to my procrastination. In this case, I don't want to say anything more. After all, the third brother's speech level is still very good!
"It's not a big deal to get you together today, but nothing big doesn't mean it's okay. Let's go to Zhaojun's place for a big meal later. How about my proposal?" As soon as I said this, I thought it would cause a loud noise. After all, it used to be like this, but everything that happened made me speechless. None of them responded to me, and they all stared at me with an expression of fools, as if I had said something that was very cheap, right in my heart. When he was suspicious, he suddenly said, "Third brother, we have eaten this food. Can you change a new trick?"
As soon as I heard this, I immediately understood why. Originally, I was outdated. Alas, I really didn't expect that they would evolve so fast that they had begun to reach the same level as modern people in just a few days, and even surpassed us modern people in some aspects!
"What do you want to eat? As long as you can make a name for yourself, the third brother will definitely help you get it." I deliberately said to myself, let's take a look first!
What surprised me was that these ancient people began to become rustic, such as steamed buns, yellow steamed buns, pickles, and so on. In the end, I couldn't stand it anymore.
"I said, everyone, if you confirm that you want to eat those, it's difficult to swallow?" I reminded them again.
"Third brother, these days when you are away, we have been to all kinds of high-end restaurants here, and now we don't feel anything. Alas, think about it, we still enjoy eating pickles. That's delicious!" Du Fu said with a smile, and there was still a look of expectation in his eyes. I patted my thigh and shouted, "Fur, what's so difficult? Other third brothers may not be able to guarantee that I can definitely let you eat enough of this nest of pickles, but I'm afraid you will be able to eat and spit out!" I said very sadly, as if the scene had appeared in my mind. I didn't say anything more, and then I began to secretly remember, saying that this steamed bread pickles can be eaten as long as you go to a county and village in Zhangjiakou, and it is also very pure!