Chapter 172: Counting Rice
Chapter172
In fact, at this time, I have already thought of a very realistic problem, that is, we don't seem to have discussed what to play. Thinking of this, I smiled at the middle-aged man with glasses and said, "Old man, don't say I bullied you. What are you playing? Go ahead!" I deliberately put on the world's best attitude. That guy was very enjoyable, indeed very enjoyable.
"Oh, young man, do you seem to be very confident?" The old man said disdainfully, and I didn't care what he thought, so he said, "Well, I dare not?"
"Then let's count!" As soon as the glasses man said this, I was dumbfounded. What kind of comparison is this? Ouhai or inland sea?
"Old man, what's the number?" I was surprised and said what kind of gameplay this is. I don't seem to play this kind of low-energy game much after graduating from the first grade. I said to myself, is this old man an idiot, or did he not graduate from primary school and come to such an incompetent game!
"What's the matter, you dare not!" The man with glasses actually began to provoke. Who is my third brother? He got angry. Although my math is not very good, there is still no problem with this number.
"Compare, let's talk about it, how to compare," I said to the glasses man. At the same time, a very bright field has been opened between us. I said to myself that this is not a comparison. Why do we still need a field?
"Old man, I don't care what medicine you sell in the gourd, but I can tell you that if you can't beat me in a while, the money, oh, no, I want cash, yes, I want cash!" I emphasized it again, and then the old man nodded and said disdainfully, "Well, I, Huang Tao, have never lost in my life, especially in counting!" With that, I saw a big man coming with a bag of rice coming? I said in my heart, what is this doing? Do you want to cook for us, is it better than day and night?
"What on earth do you want to play?" I'm a little disdainful, mainly because the overlords are a little impatient. Like the shield, they want to go back to the house to play fried gold flowers.
"Third brother, it's okay, let's go back?" Dong Zhuo's boy actually began to retreat. I said to myself that this boy will wait for me to go back and see how to deal with you!
"Brother Xin, this boy will be dealt with by you!" I wink at Han Xin, who was beside me, and then stopped answering Dong. At the same time, Huang Tao began to laugh.
"What are you laughing at, surnamed Huang?" I shouted angrily at Huang Tao. Anyway, as long as Brother Bawang supports me, I believe in Brother Bawang's strength. As long as he is by my side, there will be no problem with my safety!
"Do you care about the ground? Well, now we can compete!" When I heard Huang Tao, the old man's words, I was stunned and said to myself that this old man would not really play with rice.
"Oh, you won't really count the rice, will you?" I shouted at the old man, and then the old man laughed and said, "Why, haven't you played this?"
"Say, what on earth do you want to play?" I'm a little impatient. Isn't it just counting rice? I used to play with ants when I was a child!
"The rules are very simple, counting faster than anyone in a certain period of time, and they are accurate!" I was a little puzzled, and then I began to laugh, "Old man, what if we all counted wrong? So how to judge who wins and who loses?
"It's easy to say that if we are all wrong, it depends on who is wrong. If anyone is wrong, we will lose!" When I heard this, I felt that there were actually some holes in it, but I didn't say it. In case I lose, then I can use the hole to find a way out for myself!
Thinking of this, I smiled and said, "Then let's start. What are you waiting for?" How long is it? One minute or two minutes? As soon as I finished saying this, I was a little speechless, because the old man actually said that it would take more than an hour. I have completely collapsed. I kept counting rice in an hour, and it is still counting rice. At first glance, this kind of work does not have any technical content, but if it is really done, it is something else. Besides, what if you yawn or go to the toilet when you are old?
However, I just wanted to speak, and then I saw the ghostly eyes of the old man. I said in my heart that I can't be better than you. Besides, I'm very young now, and my memory is also very good! Thinking of this, I smiled and said, "Let's start. I can tell you that in front of so many little brothers, who the fucks playing with lai is the grandson!" I deliberately spoke loudly so that all the little brothers behind him could hear it. At the same time? It's easier for me to say this. My image in their hearts. Oh, no, maybe I should say so. Do I have an image in their hearts?
It seems to be realistic, there should be no!
Just as I was preparing to count, I suddenly saw Han Xin's eyes, and then I understood something. I said in my heart that I would do this. In an hour, I can actually do a lot of things. For example, for a young couple, they can either create a great life, or Can't the leaders of the future country say?
If the old man giggles motionlessly instead of counting rice, he suddenly doesn't understand. In fact, if you put yourself in the other's shoes, I can also understand why he doesn't understand.
An hour passed quickly, because I fell asleep. In fact, to put it bluntly, it was a fake sleep. I deliberately snored loudly to disturb the old man's expression. However, when I opened my eyes, the old man was still very dedicated. I was going to go completely crazy. Didn't he know that he would be lazy to escape? Did he sleep for a while if he didn't know?
"How's it going? How much has it been? Ten thousand or twenty thousand?" I said sarcastically, and then I heard the old man say, "It's just the right time!" I don't know how many women you played with in your dream just now? That sound is not bad!" As soon as I heard this, I suddenly became angry. I said that I didn't sleep at all, and you still did this with me. However, today's third brother is no longer the third brother of the past. I smiled and said, "18, and it's from Africa!" I said it seriously. The old man laughed as soon as he heard my words. In fact, I have found that his eyes were looking at my crotch.
"Thus, how much rice do you have?"
"112,000!" As soon as I heard it, I was anxious. I said to myself that even if your arithmetic ability is very good, it can't be 112,000 in such a short time. Besides, I have been interfering with you in the meantime. Thinking of this, I said, "Well, I don't think so. Come on, give me the money."
"What about you?"
"Me!"
"Yes, what about you? Why didn't I see the fruits of your labor?" Huang Tao smiled a little, as if he had won. At this time, I wanted to open my mouth again, but the overlord behind me seemed to be a little unbearable. He snorted angrily and said, "Brother, what on earth are we here for?"
"I want money, yes, I'm here to ask for money. You don't do these for me. Give me money quickly, otherwise, I'll let Brother Overlord kill you!" I patted the table and then began to roar. The table was patted like this by me, and then the rice on it began to jump. My heart said it's good. Even if you are a fairy, you can't count it clearly.
"Young man, you don't follow the rules. I'm a very principled person. If you don't admit defeat, then don't blame me for being ruthless!" Huang Tao's tone was cold, as if he were the creator of the world. I smiled and said, "Kid, come on, I'm going to see what tricks you can make. Isn't it just these big men? Do you think I will fight an unprepared battle? Besides, the one behind me is a fierce general with ten thousand blocks!" Speaking of this, the bully began to laugh. I said to myself that you can't be serious. In general, bodyguards can't laugh here, otherwise they are not bodyguards!
Of course, I won't say anything. At the same time, several big men have begun to besiege us. Of course, I know what they are going to do. I said to Brother Bawang, "What should we do now?"
"Fight!"
"But, my skills?" I wanted to say more, but it was too late. Those big men said and punched at me, but the moment I closed my eyes, I heard several screams, which were like killing pigs. No, to be precise, it was a few minutes worse than killing pigs!
When I opened my eyes again, I saw those big men calling their mothers on the ground? I said to myself that you have tasted retribution this time. If you dare to play this with me, you are still a little tender!
Thinking about this, I began to move my hand. I began to punch and step on the abdomen of those big men. At the same time, the rest of the big men seemed to be enraged. They came to me like a tide again. I didn't care about taking advantage of them any more. I hurriedly flashed and came behind the overlord.
The overlord saw the scenery in front of him and showed a look of excitement, but he said to me, "Third brother, you'd better go to them. I can deal with them alone, but with you, it's hard to say?"
When I hear this, I'm going to die. Is it like this? How can this be? Don't you want my life?
It is said that those of them are still playing with golden flowers in the room. How can I get in? How shameful it is to climb under the trousers of these big men and spread it out!
But if not, what should we do?