Chapter 181: Their old accounts
"Bold people, if you talk nonsense again, be careful that I copy your nine clans!" Liu Bang actually gave me an old saying, and as soon as he came up, he wanted to copy Laozi's nine clans. Damn, the third brother was really angry!
It's the first time that I have dared to threaten to copy my nine clans. Damn, if you really count the nine clans, there will be a thousand of my relatives without 800. I pointed to Liu Bang's nose and said angrily, "Kid, surnamed Liu, I tell you better take back what you just said. Otherwise, the third brother will do something wrong in a while, and that's not good!" My eyes are about to turn red, and I almost picked up a knife to cut this boy!
"Third brother, oh, is the people talking about the people? How dare you say that you are my brother? This time, I have to destroy your nine clans. Where is Fan Yu? Where are you?" Liu Bang suddenly began to shout, but I couldn't help laughing. I said to myself that you think Fan Yu is still your Fan Yu. Here, he has to listen to the third brother's. Do you think your words are still the imperial edict? That's over. Now your words don't sound good, that is a fart, and there is no smell when one comes out. Fart!
"Third brother, you are talking!" Fan Wei winced at me, which was the first time I saw it. I was very puzzled, confused and hesitant.
I guess this boy wants to be a sergeant. If he does, he has to do it, but after he does it, he must be very clear about the consequences, so he has this expression!
"Queen Lv, are you happy?" I said to Lv Zhi beside me. Although she had not changed at this time, and the expression on her face was still the same, I knew that her heart must have been so happy. After all, her position has always stood on the opposite side of Liu Bang!
And I'm undoubtedly on the same front as Lv pheasant now. If this kind of good thing comes to me, I will definitely laugh! However, I really admire Lv pheasant's forbearance ability!
"Third brother, what should you do? Don't you know what to do?" Lv Zhi said, I can see that there is such a trace of pride in her eyes, which is a kind of pride from the bottom of her heart. After all, I have had such experiences several times!
"Third brother, even you call him the third brother, is it the cuckold he brought to me?" Liu Bang was angry. The boy jumped and took the sword left by Brother Bawang in his hand. Seeing that he wanted to rough at me, I couldn't help but take a breath. Although the third brother was not afraid of Liu, if something happened in a special situation, I really said Not good!
"Brother Bang, aren't you all right? Why are you still like this? Should you be sober?" Fan Wei finally opened his mouth. I think this should be because Fan Wei knows the consequences of killing in society now. Maybe he really can't stand it anymore!
"What do you want from me? What do you call me?" Liu Bang immediately pointed the tip of his sword at Fan Wei. I said to myself that you boy started to fight with Fan Wei. Isn't that he looking for death? Besides, if Fan Yu really wants to kill you, you just need to move your finger.
"Brother Bang, this is in the future, not in our big man!" Fan Yu began to shout at Liu Bang. This sound was very loud. How should I describe it? It's exactly the same as the starry sky. To tell you the truth, in fact, I was also shocked by the current Fan Yu. I said in my heart that if Fan Yu also yells at me like this in the future, what should I do? At all, just qin. Besides, the third brother is not this kind of person!
However, of course I won't think much about it!
"Fen, what the hell are you talking about? Why can't I understand more and more? I think Liu Bang has seen something. After all, the clothes on his woman are modern, and the clothes on Fan Yu are also modern, and of course I am the same.
Even the skin on his own body is now, but it's very dirty. According to my logic, even if this skin is thrown on the street, those beggars will not want it!
However, if I tell these archaeological old men that these skins were worn by Liu Bang and have his smell and hair on them, it is estimated that its price will be doubled. Of course, the premise of what I said is that those archaeological old men have to believe it!
Even if I say it, will they believe it? Of course, the promise is for sure, no, no!
"Future, what future?" Liu Bang was shocked again, and Lv pheasant beside him finally couldn't stand it. She snorted coldly, took her eyes back, and then said to me, "Third brother, I still have something to do. Some netizens are waiting, so I'll go first! Humph! In the end, Lv Yu didn't forget to snor coldly. Of course, the cold hum was for Liu Bang, not me. Besides, Lv Yu can't be angry with me. To be precise, I'm her boss here!
"Woman, stop!" Liu Bang roared again, but if this move was Fan Xu, it would really work, but how could it play a little role for this woman?
What's more, even if it's me on this occasion, I won't pee that person! No matter who that person is? How powerful he can be. In a word, that is, he doesn't pee, doesn't pee, and doesn't pee how much money he gives!
By the way, is the third brother's urine really worth so much money?
Of course, the promise is for sure! Don't spray if you don't like it! Ha ha, "Wan!" Liu Bang was angry and couldn't help roaring, but Lv Zhi's figure had disappeared, leaving only Liu Bang, who was angry in the room, and I, who was watching the jokes, and Fan Yu, who was at a loss!
At this time, I wanted to leave quickly, but the incredible scene happened again, because I saw Han Xin coming here. I said to myself, what's wrong with him? You don't want to plug in another bar, do you?
Just when I was puzzled, Han Xin had come to me. He nodded to me, and then walked over to Liu Bang beside him. The moment Liu Bang saw Han Xin, there was indeed such a trace of surprise. Of course, it was only a trace, very little, to the point of insignificant!
"Brother Xin, I'll leave it to you. I happen to have something to do, so I'll go first!" I hurriedly wanted to run away. Although I like to inquire about some other people's gossip, especially those celebrities, at this time, I no longer have that mind. I said to stay here and have to be killed by them! If you don't do it well, you will be whipped!
"Third brother, you can't leave. You can't leave even if you say anything!" Fan Yu seemed to be afraid of something and blocked my way again. I said to you, Fan Yu. It seems that you want to fight with me to the end today. Grandma, do you believe that I will blow up your ** as soon as I am angry? Besides, don't you want to hang out here in the future? I haven't said these words yet, but I was completely speechless in the next scene, because Fan Yu actually blocked the door again, and this time he was obviously afraid that I would drill under his trousers and block it with his hands!
I said that you underestimate the third brother too much. You think the third brother is the letter brother behind him. Besides, the third brother will die in his life and will not drill under other people's trousers, let alone you. It will be like a coal-burning kiln. If it is a beautiful woman, then let the third brother fall on the pomegranate. Under the skirt, or something like that, after all, the third brother is also a temperamental person!
"Fang, what do you mean? Don't you want the third brother to go out? Do you want the third brother to play with you? I don't want to die so early. You have lived all your life, but what about me? I'm still a student, a student just 20 years old!" I began to shout at Fan Yu. The voice was so loud that it was like I scolding my son. I said in my heart that when I have a son, I must scold him like this. It felt so funny.
By the way, if that's the case, will my son's mother agree? Who knows?
"Third brother, you'd better stay!" Han Xin suddenly opened his mouth and said, I couldn't help but be stunned. It seems that I have to fall into the hands of these Han people today!
I had to nod and agree, and then walked in the direction of Han Xin. At this time, of course, I knew that I should stand on that side and let me stand with Liu Bang. It's impossible, and it's impossible to kill him. Third Brother is not the kind of person who doesn't hold grudges!
Isn't it?
This is the third brother, a third brother who likes to hold grudges!
Han Xin, what do you want to do? Don't forget your identity?" Liu Bang's boy is obviously not stupid. He obviously saw the meaning of Han Xin's eyes. Even I, a student, could see it. Not to mention him, it must be seen, and it is not ordinary. It is a kind of intuition, a kind of instinct!
Of course, the latter is what the third brother came up with. As for whether it is true or not, we have to ask the parties, but how can they answer my question at this time?
"Liu Bang, what's going on? I still want to ask you? Although most of this matter was done by the woman Lv pheasant, you must participate in it! Why, why did you do that to me? Did you forget who helped you to the emperor's position? Have you forgotten my contribution to Han Xin? Don't you forget how I got you out of Baidi City..." This Han Xin is a talent, and he actually made several comparison sentences in a row!